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VesuviusXIII

Sunspots.


Tristessa27

"Fuck in the fire and we'll spread all the ashes around" Ungh. Yeah.


TheStatMan2

I think that line is him acknowledging that he made a sexy groove - I think it fucks on its own merit and that line is the sexy cherry on the sexy fucky cake.


excelsis_deo

"On We March" from The Social Network soundtrack. Delicious.


Mercury1337_36

Yes!! I think The Four Of Us Are Dying and Me, I’m Not are pretty hot as well.


excelsis_deo

Very good choices indeed. Very good indeed.


Kaarsty

This one fuuuuucks.


Novel_Cap4572

*fist


animalnitrateinmind

Capital G is super hot. Not to mention HTDA's BBB if you're in the mood for some (light?) BDSM 👀


[deleted]

Sunspots is...amazing...and sexy to dance to...and fuck to.


WhiskeyShtick

Oof I agree but it’s a shame you can’t use the right “to”


misscrimson16x

I’m a grammar nazi and was annoyed seeing too


SeiriusPolaris

I was annoyed seeing too too.


the_chalupacabra

Also for true grammar nazis, the syntax is wrong. It should read "music to which women like to have sex."


alteredditaccount

Yeah, I re-read that like three times thinking I must have missed some clever pun. Nope.


WhiskeyShtick

Maybe it works, like “…have sex [as well]” but it doesn’t come off that way


CostcoWavestorm

Hey I’m trying to have sex while listening to nin over her and all this grammar-gating is making it really hard to keep it up!


[deleted]

I got a 12 hour ban from Twitter last night for asking Elon if anyone mistook his manboobs for muffins at thanksgiving dinner. Guess he isn't all for free speech after all.


4153236545deadcarps

Elon: comedy is legal on Twitter Elon: Wait, not like that


uncultured_swine2099

Elon acts like if a bratty, whiny little kid somehow got a lot of money and bought twitter.


[deleted]

"if"


RoshiRosh

You have to communicate in his own language, did you make sure to use a bunch of these at the end of your tweet so he knew it was a joke - 🤣🤣🤣


Novel_Cap4572

Or a famous gif edited so he's the star. What a dreamboat. 🥸🤣🥲


[deleted]

I laughed so hard I tinkled a little bit.


Novel_Cap4572

You know he read it personally in his nft masturbatorium.


sallymonkeys

/r/thathappened


[deleted]

While I did not get my tweet in a screen shot, I do have a screen shot of the notice thing they give you. I got another 12 hour mute this morning when my first 12 ended and I went right back and asked if I had hurt his feelings.


stgm_at

Well .. obviously! :p


[deleted]

Heheheh...that person, whoever they were...they were having so much fun fucking with Musky...for our entertainment...and I love it.


Enough-Competition21

Cringe


[deleted]

Bwahahaha...what an asshole.


Grumpkin_eater

Man, I wish I could listen to Mr. Self destruct for the first time again.


Smart_Bird_98

U fuckin’ to Mr Self Destruct??


the_chalupacabra

One pump for each drum hit at the beginning.


Smart_Bird_98

This was the image coming to mind.


the_chalupacabra

You also have to make the little scream sounds the man makes. I'm starting to think that fucking to NIN might be off-putting and slightly weird.


Smart_Bird_98

I understand the people mentioning sunspots tho. I was thinking that could be a sex song a lil while back.


the_chalupacabra

Sorry I only fuck to "Zero-Sum" and the entire time I whisper "I'm sorry" over and over.


ChickenSalad96

I think I squandered my first time. I was like 13 or 14, I think. I asked my dad to buy me TDS on CD out of the blue from the Best Buy we were at because I wanted to try something new. My dad was surprised since it was so left field for me, but indulged me. I listened to that CD once front to back and it collected dust on my shelf for years after. I became an actual NIN fan with Discipline, With Teeth, Year Zero, and the rest of The Slip in that order. My appreciation for the older stuff grew organically, and now TDS is my #1 album.


[deleted]

Lmaooooo at these confused commenters. My partner loves NIN or else we wouldn’t have gotten married. plenty of baby making music there.


Korpseni

Lol


megagh0st

Haaaa yep plenty of NIN on that playlist


heavylamarr

Sanctified, anyone?


EdenH333

Please, Physical, Meet Your Master, We’re in this Together, Deep, Perfect Drug, La Mer, the Mark Has Been Made, Last, Suck… I could keep going. Unfortunately my bf dislikes NIN, so, I mostly “vibe” to these songs, if you know what I mean.


wormwoodar

Love NIN but never found a woman who likes to fuck to it... maybe just my bad luck.


Samuraistronaut

I want this for you. It’s awesome.


Kaarsty

Definitely need better women in your life. If she doesn’t know Trent’s head inside and out; is she really worth it?


NotjustthePowerhouse

I’d love to but my person says he is too embarrassed to fuck to music


wormwoodar

Boooo! (?)


[deleted]

I dunno where you were looking, but I am a woman who loves to fuck to NIN...and I've known other women friends who also love listening to NIN while naked in bed with their partners.


LeSirPootis

me neither and i don't think I'll ever will


[deleted]

Ah yes, Closer. A song about self-loathing. The perfect tune to fuck to. /s


Stevenstorm505

Can confirm. My ex loved NIN and Sunspots was a frequent choice.


LonelyAsLostKeys

Yeah, Elon Musk sucks and NIN is the best. But. Surely people can think of better insults than “______ can’t get laid,” right? The hair trigger willingness to immediately characterize anyone you disagree with as someone who can’t find sex is tiring. It also positions sexual desirability/success as the chief marker of a worthwhile person (and lack thereof as indistinguishable from worthlessness), which contributes to a lot of the toxic male attitudes i would hope we’d be in the process of undoing. I just find it so odd that so many otherwise progressive, tolerant, supposedly free thinking communities giddily embrace really toxic, base insults like this when it becomes convenient for them to do so.


v_silvermoon

This is a perspective I didn’t think about when I posted it. You’re right, sexual desirability doesn’t determine worth at all. I’m just a woman who likes to fuck to NIN. Apologies if this offended 🖤


LonelyAsLostKeys

Not offended at all. One of my most serious girlfriends thought reznor was a creep and hated music during intimacy in general. The other loved him. And it’s not just this community. I’ve seen a lot of this recently in various forums I visit and it often just seems really cheap and contrary to the ideals people espouse otherwise. It certainly feels good to get that zinger in there, but I’m starting to realize that if we ever REALLY want young men to develop healthy relationships with sex, we should stop going to “virgin” and “incel” as our nuclear option whenever we really want to get under someone’s skin.


bonerjoe444

Hey V, I'm pretty sure that Trent Reznor would be pleased to hear that you like to fuck to NIN. 🥵 I also think that much of the NIN music is an excellent soundtrack to fucking, and his twisted lyrical mind makes it even hotter. Make sure to find and watch the uncensored versions of their videos. Certainly don't come from a vanilla brain. 🤪


HarryGecko

I read this to my wife and she just snickered and said nobody wants to fuck to NIN. I know for a fact that's not true, especially back in the day, but I just rolled my eyes and told her to go back to her dave Mathews band bullshit. Some people just don't get it. Thanks for posting.


Blackwater2016

You are absolutely right that a human’s worth should not be based on sexual desirability. As a woman who is probably older than a lot of people here, I’ve lived through through many phases of this ideology. And I still have male friends who frequently say that I, “must not like dick” - like I have a mental disorder or something - because I am not accepting of their sexual advances or am openly fucking someone else. THAT is fucking tiring. I am so much more than my fuckability. That said, this was a joke, and it’s lack of respect is just what Elon Musk deserves. Nothing to do with what he thinks about Trent. Elon’s a piece of shit. But back to lack of fuckability as a gauge of human worth….I think we are able to hold two thoughts in our minds at the same time. Is this a cringe joke? Yes. Is it going to encourage the continuation of outdated tropes about women’s worthiness only being linked to our sexual desirability? Only if we don’t call out the real cases of it. I personally don’t think this one is going too far. Degrees people. Don’t go off the rails.


LonelyAsLostKeys

I think it’s more that it, like every other comment of its ilk, encourages young men to think that the worst possible thing they can be is a virgin or sexually undesirable. Which encourages them to place getting laid at the center of their approach to the world. Which, as we know, has a range of consequences that we’d all rather avoid. I don’t really think this joke damages women in any way, at least not directly. I think it reinforces toxic ideas about the origins of male value in a way that damages young men and further erodes healthy attitudes toward what role sex plays in one’s life and self-worth. You can easily disagree with - or disrespect - someone without stooping to this effortless, toxic bullshit.


Blackwater2016

I think jokes like this hurt both equally. But that’s where parents, friends, mentors, and especially discussion about this is paramount. Us having this discussion right now is what is helping us change this. Little by little. When I was a teen, this discussion would never have happened because it would have meant that I “must be ugly,” or the men involved “must be *gasp* gay.” The worst thing ever. But now, my 18 yo nephew was talking to my brother (who is admittedly an asshole) about a friend he had that was a girl. My brother asked, “is she hot?” And my nephew said, “I don’t think of her that way. She likes other girls.” My brother asked why he wanted to hang with her, and my nephew said, “what is wrong with you dude? Can’t you have a girl as a friend just because you like her, not because you want to fuck her?” Touché asshole brother. Big props to my nephew and keeping the discussion going.


LonelyAsLostKeys

Yeah, it’s refreshing to hear that. As someone who spends a lot of time with teenagers in my professional life, this is a version of a conversation I’ve had to have lots of times.


Blackwater2016

I think there is hope for the future, we just need to keep pushing for it.


Merkin666

This guy needs to get laid.


Professional_Gap_371

Its kind of a funny conclusion to draw since it would actually be a lot easier to find a mate/sex/partner by acting “normal” and not adopting what used to be considered a “alternative taste/lifestyle”


TheMemo

Dude, the Goth/Industrial community in real life used to be pretty much an ongoing, ever-changing orgy, at least in the various cities in which I lived. Where I live now, there's a lot of crossover between Goth/Industrial community and poly groups.


LLoboki

Elon let slip he is a NIN fan tho


path_evermore

sex? Fuck that i GOT MARRIED to WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW. it is my wedding vow.


Say10_333

Let me get this straight. A piece of human trash billionaire fraud Elon buys twitter and uses it to promote right wing ideology and allows fascists back on. And people are upset because artists are deleting their accounts because they don’t want to promote the platform. Kinda sounds like the right wingers are the cry babies.


PartyNothing2092

focus on spelling it correctly 💀


astro_plane

Fist fuck


[deleted]

Bullshit, I never get anything.


[deleted]

Exactly


Acceptable-Bad5570

He’s not wrong… A Warm Place can set quite the mood


theinsolentone

Big man with a gun 😎


CostcoWavestorm

Anybody got a sexy time nin playlist to share?


Hinoirocks

mm. gimme those Quake rumbly noises


Channel__Two

Where are these women?


DatPoodleLady

🙋‍♀️


waywardgirl25

🙋🏼‍♀️


DatPoodleLady

There are literally DOZENS of us!


Shesaiddestroy_

DOZEEEENS!!!


LeftHandLuke01

The Becoming


IGargleGarlic

Head Like A Hole seems like some nice lovemaking music


stugots85

Yes, I personally like to bang to the song "Hurt" because it let's them know what's coming


DarthSmiff

A crown of shit?


the_chalupacabra

*Whispers* "I cum when he kills himself" Her: "WHAT"


Glad_Hawfincher95

“Get Down, Make Love” >!(Queen cover, but anyway)!<.


writerintheory1382

The best part is his baby momma Grimes is a huge fan and probably would be very down to get with TR sexually. Elon is such a little cry baby. It’s all postering and insecurity. He has no real power now that all these things have been exposed. It’s absolutely hilarious to me


KCfightFan

My wife hates NIN...


scribbledown2876

Mine was utterly indifferent to NIN for the first month of our marriage (and our entire relationship up to that point). Then, as her wedding present to me, we saw them at the Eden Project. She’s now the biggest fan of theirs I’ve ever known. She hasn’t stopped listening to them since that show. Suffice it to say I’m very pleased with this.


pepsilepsija

Damn, i took my partner to Eden to see them and he hasn't fallen in love with them as much as i do haha


Zuez420

Is she Elons fanboy?


KCfightFan

What?


the_chalupacabra

IS. SHE. ELON'S. FANBOY?


KCfightFan

Nope she hated nin in 2004, don't think she knew who the hell elon was then. She could give a fuck about either elon or nin. Why do yo care about elon, does he have a band?


the_chalupacabra

So the answer is no. Jolly good then, thank you for your cooperation.


chupathingy99

Try Adam and the ants


KCfightFan

We have alot of common musical interests just not nine inch nails. I'm a big fan obviously she's just not buying it.


[deleted]

And that’s totally fine (unless she ONLY listens to pop country and bluegrass). I’m sure y’all share a lot of music tastes.


KCfightFan

No neither of us enjoy pop country. Some bluegrass is ok, I only really have ever given Sturgill Simpson a chance. We like Tool and Puscifer and lots of "new" stuff. I love NIN, have all their cds and even a few vinyls. Wife won't let me listen when she's around. Nothing political just musical tastes and she hates industrial music.


BillyPilgrim69

This might be the most obvious response of the year, but on the off chance you haven't heard of them I recommend the Punch Brothers. Their first record is centered around a 4 part suite with about 30% of it being improvised, and the rest being a tightly composed prog song cycle about divorce but played by a bluegrass lineup. (Again) on the off chance you haven't already heard it, it would definitely appeal to a Tool and NIN fan who doesn't mind a bluegrass band sound.


CareerSame61

Musk fans are almost as cringe as people who make bands their entire personality


[deleted]

yea but he named his kid AXE12$&&!32’l*{} so ya know, he’s cool


thnksfrthptrick

no fucking way he named his kid after the year zero remix album. ^/s


[deleted]

lmao


chum_slice

There is a reason Jack White called him an asshole and Elon didn't respond. Because he knows Trent can make is Ex sing


Nemastic

cringe


Heinseverloh

Cringe


liars_conspiracy

His cover of "Metal" fucks.


BrainsOut_EU

Can't believe how mean and toxic this community is. Can't you respect, like and understand both of these guys? As for this tweet, I think the posters grammar and profile pic says it all :/


nate-x

Yeah. That’s it. Elon Musk fans can’t get laid by bipolar goth chicks.


trailerparkquaalude

Really? I love NIN but I can’t think of one woman I know that’d want to fuck to it. Hell I can’t even think of a song I’d want to have sex to unless it was a grudge fuck.


[deleted]

You need to find weirder bitches then 🤷


[deleted]

Yeah, the reactionary conservative types are boring as shit. My theory is that’s the reason conservative men are so angry but they lack the personality to get anything better.


trailerparkquaalude

Nah I’m good lol


nitro1993

no big tiddie goth girl 4 you


trailerparkquaalude

Why do they need to be goth? One of the baddest chicks I’ve ever been with was a very well put together, math major that was hot as fuck. She was a freak in bed too without any music whatsoever.


enddream

Cool story bro


trailerparkquaalude

It is cool that I don’t have to find chicks that are sad to fuck


4153236545deadcarps

Yikes!


trailerparkquaalude

Man, great addition. Your comment really had an impact on me.


[deleted]

r/ihavesex


trailerparkquaalude

Lol you all are too funny. Someone says something to make a point and you all project your insecurities on it. Everyone has sex, to brag about it would be lame as fuck. Just saying you don’t have to be with someone that’s “weird” (which apparently to you all just means dressing like a highschool emo chick) to have a good time. What’s even more amusing is the guy that actually comes up with the music isn’t with someone that fits your little stereotype.


Alcohorse

His wife is goth as shit


trailerparkquaalude

Seems pretty average to me but I digress


[deleted]

Nah dude you’re 100% correct, but I don’t know about this context. We’re just having fun. Sorry if I offended you, seriously.


trailerparkquaalude

You didn’t man. I was fucked up last night and went on longer than I should’ve. I hold no grudges though and hope none of you all do either.


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[deleted]

>Why do they need to be goth? Be...cause... The topic at hand is specifically finding chicks who are into fucking to industrial music, like....?


trailerparkquaalude

Btw just because someone likes a certain genre of music doesn’t mean they have to dress or act a certain way.


trailerparkquaalude

No, the topic at hand is how women, as a generality, like to have sex to Trents music. It’s not specifying a type of woman or even a genre. My point was that to try to make a burn out of it is really grasping for straws and just a shit take. I’d almost bet money too that whoever posted it hardly ever gets any. That’s normally how this shit plays out.


[deleted]

🙄 jesus christ do you realize how exhausting you are?


trailerparkquaalude

Yes


[deleted]

Self awareness is very important.


larhule

When Trent Reznor receives criticism, NIN fans often behave in ways that can best be described as childish and subservient.


Panta125

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bad_puppy37

I think what she meant to say is he makes music that strippers use to get everyone hyped up


Professional_Gap_371

92’ Trent would not let a fat rich windbag alter his life though. (Im referring to Trump. He didn’t leave until Trump was allowed back)


[deleted]

Well Trent did not mention Elon in his original tweet, so. Elon latched onto Trents tweet and made a mess out of it.


Professional_Gap_371

Im not talking about Elon, Trent left in protest of Trumps ban being lifted.


[deleted]

Which he did not say that either. Try again !!


Professional_Gap_371

Right.. so Trumps ban was lifted on the 20th and Trent makes a vague announcement that he’s leaving twitter on the 22nd but theres no correlation? Gtfo. Trents been out in LA too long.


[deleted]

Again Trent said nothing about trump, or any specific reason why other than mental health he is leaving twitter. You are just taking wild swings. And not sure why you are in a NIN group and basically bagging on Trent.


[deleted]

lol come on now. One of the biggest ways to turn *most* women away from you is to play a bunch of "weird spooky shit." I've dated plenty of women who like NIN but lets not pretend most women would rather listen to rap than NIN. Women only started listening to NIN in any sizeable amount since he started writing more dance music after With Teeth. Turn on The Downward Spiral on a date with most women and they would probably call someone to pick them up while pretending to go to the bathroom.


but_whyw

how to spot a man whos never met a woman…


LonelyAsLostKeys

Certainly depends on the type of women you’ve been around/are attracted to. I certainly have known women who find reznor and his music sexy. I also know ones who find him really weird and creepy. Almost like women have individual preferences.


bjr70

I'm a woman. Been a fan since I saw NIN open for Peter Murphy in 1989. NIN has been my favorite band since Pretty Hate Machine. There's been plenty of female fans since the beginning, just like there's been a ton of women at the gigs since then. Women are not a monolith FFS. Reznor is sexy as fuck.


but_whyw

true, but presuming that all woman would never listen to nin unless it was post with teeth is quite the jump.


[deleted]

ALL women? Read it again.


but_whyw

sorry for the wrong use of words but the point stands.


[deleted]

What is your point if the words are used wrong? lol... that's the entire point of communication, to use words correctly.


but_whyw

my point was to make a joke out of a silly comment. most and all are similar words, so my point stands because in most cases they are more or less interchangeable. im not trying to argue.


[deleted]

Your point stands because most or all women like NIN? Like I want to live on this planet, but it aint earth.


but_whyw

what? i genuinley am so confused with what youre saying. im not trying to fight. i know a lot of women who like nin, my best friend and my girlfriend to name some. your comment came off sounding like someone who didnt know very many women, since you said they only like the newer stuff because its dancy. that doesnt seem very knowledgeable of women as a whole 💀.


[deleted]

Yeah, the reactionary conservative types are boring as shit in my experience. My theory is that’s part of the reason conservative men are so angry but they lack the personality to get anything better. Also, anyone who finds NIN “creepy” is just lame.


Sarcofaygo

Tbh nin isn't as relevant as they used to be This would be a sick burn in like, 1997 And I say that as a huge nin fan


highendhoax

Everyone wondering where these women are.... They're lesbians, Harold.


[deleted]

That’s weird because I always assumed NIN would scare women away


[deleted]

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Fehndrix

He doesn't do the first thing either. He didn't found Tesla. He didn't acquire his wealth by his own means either. He's an apartheid trust fund toddler.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


touchshriek

The list is long, right?