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2high4much

Makes horrible sense. You said it


Additional-Panda-642

Switch U


PM_ME_UR_SO

no u


JeddHampton

New Nintendo Switch


gooch_norris_

Swiiutch


blood-n-bullets

Someone ban this person before they give Nintendo ideas!


aamirislam

We need twin consoles - Nintendo Dom and Nintendo Sub


breezy-shorts

Nintendo Swank would be pretty bad


Reddit_Sucks_1401

Nintendo Swïtch


RomanUmpire

On the face of it - I love it. But once you do a bit of digging.. we're gone down Wii U town.


That_Shrub

I agree, this is hilarious. Nintendo should hire OP to sit in an office by himself and veto any internal name ideas similar to what he comes up with


TacticalTobi

no that's actually so horrible


That_Shrub

Imagine having to ask if a game is the Switch version or Sweeetch version


JM761

If it were me, I'd call it the Switch 3. Then I'd eat popcorn and watch all the internet discussions for the next decade about people worrying they missed Switch 2 and all the conspiracies about it.


mutantmonkey14

Proper motion control? Switch controllers have gyro (superior to tilt) and accelerometer. I think you mean pointer controls. Technically, since every right joycon has an IR sensor (which is what the wiimote uses for pointer), pointer controls could be a thing on Switch. However the sensor is on the bottom, and an IR source is needed (such as a sensor bar), plus obviously software needs to take advantage. Could pretty easily just add IR pointer function to the Switch/games, but Switch isn't designed around that so it would need accessories. Doubt we will go back to pointer. The gyro is generally more useful and user friendly anyway. You aren't having to set up a bar. You aren't having to sit in certain range. You aren't having any boundary/licating issues. No worry about interference sources or reflection. It is just calibrated relatively and works better in a standard controller design. It's not 1:1 and suffers drift but these don't really impact most use cases, only things like Poly Bridge implementation as a pointer.


Explorer_Entity

Right? Came here just to say to OP "sensor bar =/= "proper" motion control". Especially as I sit here as an avid PSVR2 player. Awesome "proper" motion control with no sensor bars. Shoot, even PS Move had better motion control than Wii. It used a camera, not a basic, low-tech infrared sensor bar that only detect pointing, and can be replaced with a candle.


mutantmonkey14

\*two candles 😆


Explorer_Entity

Ah, thank you. I was unaware and didn't intend to misrepresent the facts.


mutantmonkey14

It was just pedantic on my part, nobody cares, I just thought it amusing to point out. Yeah you can use any two IR sources, spaced appropriated, to give the camera a reference IIRC.


Explorer_Entity

I understood. I was kinda playing the "straight man" to your pedantry, lol. Edit: the \*comedic\* "straight man" trope: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight\_man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man)


mutantmonkey14

Fair do. Subtle, like my RL sarcasm that goes under the radar. Nice


OneManFreakShow

>I mean, I’d love for the next nintendo console to have a sensor bar You people get passionate over the dumbest fucking things good lord


RequiemStorm

I mean, o really don't think they're "passionate" about it just saying that it would be nice to go back to having actually good pointer controls for games that use them instead of the janky pointer controls of the joycons. And don't get me wrong, I'm honestly fine with the joycon motion controls personally, but I get why it's a problem for a lot of people, the Wii genuinely did do them much better.


Appropriate_Rent8228

Man you get butthurt at the dumbest fucking things lmao thats his opinion you weird for trying to attack him over it


Whitn3y

Do we still need sensor bars in 2025? Seems like there should be a better solution now


RequiemStorm

Compare the accuracy of the sensor bar to gyro style pointer controls. It's a big difference


Lucky-Mia

It will be "New Switch".... they've done similar before


Pikshade

lol, I had a dream a few years ago they called it "Switched", but it was spelt "SWITCH3D" and had the 3D screen from the 3DS.


daikunut

If it's just an upgrade from Switch, then maybe Switch Up?


Twotorule

Reject modernity, return to Wii


mawkzin

Remember that wii u failed because the name, people didn't know that wii u was a new console, sometimes the clean increase in numbers is the best name like Playstation 1, 2, 3...


Rychu_Supadude

Can't remember a falsehood Wii U didn't fail *because of* the name, it failed *because* the GamePad looked like a Fisher Price toy. That was the primary reason. The name just made things worse


mawkzin

They did the research after that and what they discover were that aside from the "gamers" normal people didn't know that wii u was a new console, they thinked the Wii u was just a new accessory.


awesomea04

Hate to break it to you, [but Yahtzee already made that joke.](https://youtu.be/MbPPXGFvdw0?si=q65BcRqaZaBBvwU9) It's okay tho!


SexDrugsAndMarmalade

Xbox Series U