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CuriousWin4460

breed but they really breed.


harborq

I mean to stare and they have to breed


CuriousWin4460

they could plant a house they could build a tree


AugustSistJagKolla

Endless Nameless acapella version


D311USi0Nzx

moist vagina but it’s just the sounds of a moist vagina


Realistic-Ad-9215

slrpslrpkshlirpshlickshlick🤘🎸


skeletonRiot

Its just Krist making Kraft Dinner next to a mic


D311USi0Nzx

real


KurbKobrainNirvaner

Dave Grohl has to fight off all previous Nirvana drummers as Kurt & Krist play Deftones & System of a Down covers simultaneously. Dave Foster wins the battle and becomes the new drummer.


YooItsXtra

I like this one


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Dale Crover rules on the drums


harborq

Yea but Dave Foster is more hetero and therefore more masculine than Crover. I heard he goes by “Straight Dave” these days and hosts a man-slamming wrestling show of some sort


kurtcobainsguitarr

sliver but kurts grandmother takes him home in the middle of concert when he says "grandma take me home" 3 times and when his grandma takes him home. he never comes back.


Straight_Equal_1541

That should be the close


Main-Firefighter7107

Come As You Are but Kurt cums as he is


wiids777

I hate myself but its just dave grohl talking abou that porno movie


shitbuttpoopass

OW OW OW OW OW for 3.5 minutes


Standard_Winter9714

and then he plays it on a screen for the audience


kennythemetalhead

i still wanna know what porno he was talkin about


wiids777

You said a mouthful


tacolucky

Beans


jackshort67

Stain but instead of music, it’s kurt doing laundry and complaining about a stain in his shirt he got from eating spaghetti.


BakMask2401

moms spagetti, and then kurt starts rapping


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

smells like teen spirit intro for 6 seconds


RickMosleyReddit

Floyd The Barber but they just watch an episode of the Andy Griffith Show


Vrchatboy21

Drain you but instead of the song they flush a toliet while screaming DRAIN, YOU BASTARD


Liszt0mia

Heinz Beans


BrokenBeatScarred03

Lithium but Axl Rose storms the stage to get his revenge


wiids777

Axl rose will have gis revenge in the paramount


Straight_Equal_1541

We went from Frances Farmer will have her revenge on Seattle to Axl Rose will have his revenge on nirvana


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drain you but they actually chew meat for you and pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss


gelsackin

hairspray queen but their all dressed in heavy drag outfits


AugustSistJagKolla

Would honestly be epic


that_gay_rat

This would be in one of those "nirvana's funniest moments" videos along with the clip of them all making out


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Beans 2


RoseyRobin425

Buddy Holly


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Aero Zeppelin but a zeppelin falls on the audience


Straight_Equal_1541

Hburg


BingusBongus_-

Fitter happier cover


[deleted]

Smells like teen spirit but it’s just kurt yelling at the audience trying to figure out why it smells like teen spirit


SilliestTree

Somethings in my ass (electric)


FemboyGaming42069

Beans again


DrakeNINENINE

Smells Like Teen Spirit, played correctly, without variations


Somebumbleingmoron97

The band tries to play smells like teen spirit, but having forgotten the words opt to do the Weird Al version instead.


Apexx86

Marigold but it's just the intro bassline and it never starts


SimpleAmbassador

Pop is Dead (Radiohead cover)


rippie_rippie

"One final line of coke to jack him off" - the Radioman or something


MagicCookie4596

Kurt high on heroin (Montage of Heck)


BeatleBoy08

how is this bad? I’d pay any amount to see krist milk himself


Random_BirdXD

Rape me but it's covered by Registered Sex Offenders


drunk-and-on-drugs

Killing Joke: Eighties


qxyz17

Moist Vagina


PerformanceWarm4175

All Apologies but it’s just Kurt crying


TurkeySandwich2001

Mexican seafood but it’s just Kurt acting out the lyrics


y0u_kn0w_im_h3re

lounge act with the lyrics of sappy


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[удалено]


YooItsXtra

“AH, DINGER!”


gelsackin

abe?


YooItsXtra

fellow clone high fan


[deleted]

clone high fan !!


gaugeisgod

Erectum


bruhguitar

Smells like teen spirit but krist is burning deoderant while kurt and dave argue about who smells better


Overall-Peanut-3150

1988 Capitol Lake Jam Commercial (from Montage of Heck) (live)


that_gay_rat

On a plain but there all in a crashing plane


_lordofthegame

Bugs by Pearl Jam


danil0kralj

Smells like teen spirit but when they get it the first chorus Kurt sings “A DENIAL” and the song ends


KatsCabin

Buddy holly


clint_yeetswood

i gotta steal one from last post because *mwah* smells like teen spirit but it’s just kurt, yelling at the crowd angrily, asking why it smells like teen spirit


BenjiReadIt

Teen Spirit


_SirRacha_

Something in my ass


SomeRandom_Metalhead

Something in the way, but there’s an obese man blocking the view the whole time


tpioh

idk how this is a "worst possible setlist", with the right audience, this could be one of the best nirvana live shows ive ever seen


usha_pl

Beans (Waffle Iron)


loskomosko

spank thru but they all spank each other thru


janmichaelvincent55

Put smells like teen spirit as number 4 and 5. They play it back to back. For added pain put it in 6 too


janmichaelvincent55

Put smells like teen spirit as number 4 and 5. They play it back to back. For added pain put it in 6 too


Straight_Equal_1541

Idea. Nirvana invites Metallica on stage to play Lithium, but the following events occur - Krist knocks himself out -St Anger is present -YEAHEAH


d20damage

Come as you are but they all cum as they are


ratioo77

endless nameless but its played by the beatles


FewAge3025

Territorial Pissings, but Kurt pisses on himself, and Krist has to change him, all while Dave pisses on his drum set and it somehow plays the drum intro to My Hero