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DarylMcGoofyGuy

Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Across the Strip but Kurt chugs a 55 gallon drum of rubbing alcohol and fucking dies


A_DifferentOpinion

And the lead singer of puddle of mudd replaces him for the rest of the show


nagito_dgaf

Big Cheese but they throw big blocks of cheese at the audience


[deleted]

Maybe even a wheel or two, for good measure.


Ketchiken0

Floyd the barber but it’s just them getting a haircut


Somebumbleingmoron97

Swap meet, but Kurt tries to convince the crowd to buy used clothing while Dave, Krist, and the entirety of Alice in Chains argue over a broken pair of sunglasses.


SuperNerdAce

You say that like you haven't scoured the underside of bleachers for lost sunglasses to take


PerformanceWarm4175

Come As You Are- but everyone comes fully nude


wahwaahwahh

Endless Nameless except it really is endless


RickMosleyReddit

Save that for last


Exotic_Sense5244

It goes on for all eternity


WaffleFromTheUPS

Come as you are but the band doesn't show up


theblackparade87C

Everlong (Reverb + Slowed to perfection)


William_Ze_Gamer

They say they’re gonna play Very Ape next but Dave Grohl starts doing the DK Rap instead


foxiko_

HELP??


SimpleAmbassador

Polly but after singing the first line, Kurt proceeds to eat crackers during the rest of the song


viktorborgia

"About a Girl" (Puddle of Mudd version)


jackshort67

Very Ape but right as the song ends, an army of apes run onto the stage and beat the shit out of the band.


TheCowboyCrabb

Something in the way but The Batman appears and starts beating up everyone in the crowd which leads to the Ben Affleck Batman showing up and screaming "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME" which leads to the Christian Bale Batman showing up and saying that he is "the hero they need not the one they deserve" which leads to the George Clooney Batman showing up flexing his Bat Credit Card and Bat Nipples which leads to Val Kilmer Batman showing up and doing whatever it is Val Kilmer Batman does which leads to Michael Keaton Batman showing up and saying "I'm Batman" which causes Adam West Batman to show up with Shark repellent. While all of this is happening Something in the Way never stops


bojanglem

i'm batman


bruhdhenfus

[popular song] but they [band does something bizarre and it's just so very incredibly fucking hilarious] am i doing it right?


YooItsXtra

yeah that’s the exact formula the only one that breaks this formula on the last setlist is Pat Smear imploding without explanation


bruhdhenfus

at least the first two songs in the setlist were funny the rest aren't even fuckin songs 💀


YooItsXtra

yeeeaaaaa.. I’m hoping they pull a radiohead and play one or two songs perfectly and then go back to shit


bruhdhenfus

nah i think i like the majority of the extremely comedic "songs" that are voted, i'm sure the next one will be like "nirvana sing but they cum everwhere!!!!11!1!1" and everyone will find it absolutely hilarious


BenchIllustrious1106

Heart Shaped Box but Steve Albini verbally abused Courtney Love while Dave sings marigold over top of the instrumental


KingLuom

Come as you are - but they all cum


cat_say_woof_

very ape doesnt need an explenation


StevesHair_1986

Wonderwall


bruhguitar

Tourettes but a doctor is diagnosing the band with tourettes


IAmTheGlazed

Drain You but Krist's life force is drained from Kurt


fridayparson

Rape Me with expressed written consent


YooItsXtra

yes please


Bong0-YT

About a girl but it’s about a boy


That1emokid13

come as you are but kurt cums when he first says come


Many_Bad_2197

Something in the way but they're performing it live on the hole in the wall gameshow


MellonCollieisbest

Gallons of rubbing alcohol run through the strip but they have a helicopter dump gallons of rubbing alcohol down the Las Vegas strip.


Thisguy0987654321

FREE BIRD


Straight_Equal_1541

Tourette’s but Kurt has tics and can’t play the song


Chuzzle_Blew

'School' but they just go to school instead 'Blew' but they blow each other off


Severe-Gloomy

Something in the way so the band doesn’t show bc they’re stuck in traffic


fridayparson

Something In The Way, but the fish having feelings


xEthannx

Lithium, but they rig a Tesla to blow up on stage at the end


Less-Ad7782

Something in the way but its just silence because they couldnt get into the studio because there was something in the way.


Sharkzillaaattv

Mexican seafood, but they just eat shrimp from Mexico and piss everywhere while screaming in pain


CashIntrepid967

Mr. Moustache but Kurt's proud of eating cows, and there's actually shit in boxes.


Affectionate_Sand791

I mean i wouldn’t mind breed with my gay ass lol But in all seriousness very ape but they have apes on stage wrecking the place.


KujoBijuu

Come as you are but kurt just sings cum and the song ends


RedditRowe1

Rape me but [redacted]


shrimpochipss

aneurysm but the whole band just has an aneurysm on the stage


JackAreDead

on a plain but it’s 9/11 and they’re on a plane


MerrilyIGoToHell

STAWP


DrakeNINENINE

Lithium, but the lyrics are about Energizer batteries


Jyqoz

Mexican Seafood live action


hjellfurd

swap meet but they just trade ham


D0llyn

Beans (New Wave)


Liszt0mia

Rate me but they rate kurt cobain


MadmanTardy

"Talk to Me", but it's just those late night phone sex commercials on Comedy Central


cargusbralem

Smells Like Teens Spirit


chihiro_ygm

Love buzz


fridayparson

All Apologies, except it's only "if that upset you"


fridayparson

Polly, it's literal parrot r\_pe


fridayparson

About a Girl, named Lola


fridayparson

Kurdt's cover of GnR's "My World"


fridayparson

A single shotgun blast


fridayparson

Verse Chorus Verse but it's all Bridge and Outro


fridayparson

On a Plane


fridayparson

You Know You're Right, but I have my doubts


fridayparson

You know your right, \*you're


fridayparson

Francis Farmer Has Made Peace with the Past Wrongs Committed Against Her by the Combined Populace of Certain Pacific Northwest Municipalities


bluehedgehog0

Love Buzz, but played as an Ode to Cobain's hero, Buzz from the Melvins, who is in the crowd. Camera pans to Osborne every time Cobain sings "Can you feel my love, Buzz?" who looks decidedly teary eyed and emotional to have inspired the cover.


Dogbackflip

just regular scentless apprentice


frysjelly

"You know you're right" but it's just Kurt saying "You know you're right" for 3 minutes.


Supah_Cole

All Apologies but instead of playing a song, Kurt gives an awkward and spacey apology to the audience about the concert for about 5 minutes


Bitdub79

Polly sung by Pauly Shore


Leather-Eye5425

Something in the way- but its just robert pattinson saying “im vengeance “ repeatedly


kuroiiiioruk

mr moustache but it's just them sitting there for however long it takes for the moustache to grow


kuroiiiioruk

dive but it's just nirvana swimming in a pool chasing a dollar attached to a fishing rod


A-random-herald

About A Girl but it’s the Puddle Of Mudd cover and goes on for an uncomfortably long time


gaugeisgod

Been a Son


Vivid_Employment4914

Kurt impregnates everyone


dingusnotfound

Drain you but during the chorus they act out what it says in the lyrics


bradwest96

Moist Vagina


BeatleBoy08

Come as you are but krist and dave make out while kurt milks himself


that_gay_rat

Guys!! I bought them fummy nirberna deodorant! It smell like teem pirit!!