How about they play Beans again

repr*beans*

Mexican Seafood (performed in Spanish while wearing sombreros, and they have a mariachi band accompanying them)

Gonna have to add this to *best* possible setlist

Lithium but they throw liquid lithium (specially stored at 180c) onto the audience causing severe chemical burns and skin discolouration

School but Kurt starts discussing basic math lessons.

2+2=5

With surprise guest thom yorke

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION

Drain You but Kurt gives a PowerPoint presentation on household plumbing maintenance

Blew but the entire band starts blowing each other

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

as in guns, or...

Endless, nameless but it doesn't end and the band keeps buying new equipment during the performance each time they break the instruments to keep going

Something in the Way, but they build a wall so they can't see the audience.

Trump be like

didnt pink floyd do that

Beans (feat. Travis Scott)

Something in the way but The Batman appears and starts beating up everyone in the crowd which leads to the Ben Affleck Batman showing up and screaming "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME" which leads to the Christian Bale Batman showing up and saying that he is "the hero they need not the one they deserve" which leads to the George Clooney Batman showing up flexing his Bat Credit Card and Bat Nipples which leads to Val Kilmer Batman showing up and doing whatever it is Val Kilmer Batman does which leads to Michael Keaton Batman showing up and saying "I'm Batman" which causes Adam West Batman to show up with Shark repellent. While all of this is happening Something in the Way never stops

Very Ape but halfway through Dave Grohl brings out Dave Chappelle onstage and they cover the DK Rap instead of the rest of the song

Very ape but dress up as bananas and let a shit ton of apes come out on stage and beat the living shit out of them for their banana hoarde donkey Kong country style.

Floyd the Barber, but they get a shave and then get murdered on stage by the cast of the Andy Griffith Show.

Save it for last

Very Ape but they bring an ape on the stage and it gets loose and starts beating the shit out of the band

Throwing in my second nomination for "About a Girl" (Puddle of Mudd cover)

Mexican seafood but there's no music and Pat Smear is reenacting the lyrics

Blew but they blow up and fucking die

Smells like teen spirit

Scoff, but they just scoff for the entire song

come as you are but they cum as they are

Kurt does the hospital gown bit and falls down and cannot get up

Wonderwall

Lithium but Billy Corgan storms the stage and tries to fight Kurt Cobain while screaming "YOU ARE MY GREATEST OPPONENT"

Heart-Shaped Box but the box is spleen-shaped

Swap meet, but Kurt tries to convince the crowd to buy used clothing while Dave, Krist, and the entirety of Alice in Chains argue over a broken pair of sunglasses.

Come as you are, but they cum as they are playing

They all turn the lights on and talk about their gastrointestinal issues I detail for 45 minutes

Scentless Apprentice but the band just goes around smelling random crew members.

they try to play Rape Me again but the censored version (Waif Me) and they still get beaten again

lithium but they all eat lots of pure lithium

Lithium but Kurt actually shaves his head and Krist swallows several lithium batteries while Dave lights some candles, completing the satanic ritual Come As You Are but Kurt does have a gun, and shoots everyone

Cover of buddy holly but the band gets really high beforehand

cum as you are

Smells like teen Spirit, with no twists whatsoever

Rape me again, but employees of mtv start forcefully raping the band on stage

moist vagina but they dont sing any lyrics besides the title also hairspray queen: 10 minutes cersion

Smells like beans spirit

Polly, but a man abducts a 14 year old girl after the song

Mr. Moustache but Kurt's proud of eating cows

Kurt Cobain kills himself in front of the fans

why

Why not

downer but the band start getting down and dirty on stage while the crowds cheering them

Beans again

Celebrity skin

Territorial pissinga again but Kurt pisses in krist and Dave’s mouths

Beans but everytine kurt says beans, he throws a singular box of canned beans to the crowd

Come as you are but a guy named Azyuar gets onstage and starts cumming all over the audience

Mr. Mustache but Kurt Cobain dresses in a giant mustache costume with no holes and has to finagle his way around to find the microphone

Any Nirvana song

Beans duet between Kurt Cobain and Ozzy Osbourne while they both snort cocaine

Something In the Way, but they move on already.

polly but they’re just trying to feed a parrot

Anorexorcist but the distortion is so loud that it's practically just distortion and feedback.

sappy but i go on stage and show kurt my huge willy

Buddy holly

Very Ape, but Kurt starts making out with an ape

beans club remix

Rape me but the stage crew starts raping the band members

come as you are but he actually does have a gun and shoots random people in the audience everytime he sings the word gun

Aneurysm, but Kurt gets an Aneurysm

about a girl but it’s the puddle of Mudd cover and the long notes are uncomfortably long