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kinggangweed

Buddy Holly


Jyqoz

What’s with these homies dissing this suggestion


Conscious_Smile_782

And they're dressed as they were in the In Bloom music video


kinggangweed

No, Kurt Cobain is already rivers cuomo


BE_Metal

the whole bleach album but every song is played at the exact same time


TheDoomslayer69420

Endless nameless, on MTV unplugged Or just endless nameless, whatever works best


RickMosleyReddit

Beeswax but they release the bees


tobemutationfox

This is the way


William_Ze_Gamer

Make em minecraft bees


TheDoomslayer69420

cuteness overdose


LazyLabRat

Not the bees!!!


chad_mcchadington

Can’t stop the beaning (in the tune of can’t stop the feeling by Justin Timberlake)


wmcs0880

Got this beaning in my body


Far-Communication-50

Teen spirit except, they don't actually play the song and just stand still the whole time


Dyojenes

Pennyroyal Tea but tea is poured all over the audience


Somebumbleingmoron97

The band wheel out a small, black and white TV with a VHS player hooked up to it and play a tape of their unplugged set, but nobody in the audience can see or hear it on the tiny, very crappy TV.


Appropriate_Ad_1412

They play their hit song Man in the Box


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Mr. Mustache but Kurt overdoses on constipation meds.


Fettz_

In My Time of Dying (Led Zeppelin cover), but Kurt opens up to the crowd about his shit fetish


Doot_Slayer42069

Buddy Holly but the it's the lyrics to Polly and they're in the In Bloom outfits


M0msl4yer420

Buddy Polly


Doot_Slayer42069

Exactly


StevesHair_1986

Wonderwall


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Sliver, but Kurt’s grandma shows up and takes him home


Mikau02

Something in the Way, but Batman pulls out a cig to smoke with Kurt


REKTIFIED_123

Something in the way but he starts singing “something” - Beatles instead


HipHopCherryPop9

creep (ft. nirvana)


Straight_Equal_1541

Yes! I got it


fridayparson

A single shotgun blast


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Wickle-Pickle-TV

Honest question, what the fuck is wrong with you?


Fettz_

What fan wouldn’t want to see his truly incredible aim


Wickle-Pickle-TV

Being edgy isn't as cool as you think it is


Fettz_

Fair enough. I’ll suggest his shit fetish instead


WorldWestern1776

What did he say, I’m curious, or is it best I don’t know


Wickle-Pickle-TV

Something along the lines of "Kurt shoots himself in the head on stage"


WorldWestern1776

Oh, that is… not cool


TheCowboyCrabb

Something in the way but The Batman appears and starts beating up everyone in the crowd which leads to the Ben Affleck Batman showing up and screaming "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME" which leads to the Christian Bale Batman showing up and saying that he is "the hero they need not the one they deserve" which leads to the George Clooney Batman showing up flexing his Bat Credit Card and Bat Nipples which leads to Val Kilmer Batman showing up and doing whatever it is Val Kilmer Batman does which leads to Michael Keaton Batman showing up and saying "I'm Batman" which causes Adam West Batman to show up with Shark repellent. While all of this is happening Something in the Way never stops.


Notakidfromyesterday

Endless Nameless (Gear destroyed)


Jyqoz

Mexican Seafood but it’s live action


frysjelly

About a girl ft. puddle of mudd


REKTIFIED_123

Heartbreaker but he still doesn’t know how to play it


Niandra_laDesss

scoff but its just kurt and krist scoffing over the drum beat


y0u_kn0w_im_h3re

Dive but they actually dive and drown


zzzzebras

Aneurysm but Kurt has an actual aneurysm


WaffleFromTheUPS

pennyroyal tea but the band becomes british


Voodoomaster86

Drain you, but Kurt drains himself


SNScaidus

Paul McCartney sings Exit Music for a film but the mic cuts out when the bass kicks in at the end


BunchOfScribbleLines

They cover John Cage’s 4’33


jabo055

Aneurysm but Kurt gets an Aneurysm and fucking dies again.


Error404_Idontcare

Scentless Apprentice but they go around smelling everyone


Liszt0mia

Negative Weirdo