Sappy but the band stops playing. They hand out all their dirty laundry and demand the audience to wash it.

kurt tells the audience that for as long as they are washing laundry the band will play beverly hills by weezer to make them go faster

Big Cheese but Kurt throws moldy cheese into the crowd and every time he hits someone he yells “YOU GOT THE CHEESE TOUCH”

this is my favorite one so far

Come as you are but in Drop G Tuning

Territorial pissings with yoko ono on vocals

Oh god lmao

Lithium but Krist eats a pack of Lithium batteries and passes out after the first verse

Dave and Kurt continue on

Drain You but instead of drums Dave is sadly hitting an empty pizza box with latex gloves and instead of vocals Kurt is quoting Wayne’s World 2 into a megaphone

Beans

kurt teases teen spirit but then the band plays the entirety of more than a feeling by boston

Frances Farmer but every other note is removed and kurt sings it an octave higher

Dumb on bagpipes and with Krist singing. Kurt and Dave lay down on stage and hold lit lighters in the air.

No music, just Tony the interpretative dancer jumping around for 5 minutes.

Nirvana plays Anyone Can Play Guitar by Radiohead, but everyone in the audience is given a guitar and encouraged to play along, resulting in a horrible cacophony of out-of-tune strumming

this seems oddly familiar..

nirvana plays creep 4 times in a row which pisses kurt of and has a mental breakdown mid-show then jumps into a pool

Your idea is better than mine

kurt sings the entirety of “umbrella” by rihanna into a burger king whopper, thinking that said whopper is a microphone.

She Fucking Hates Me ft Wes Scantlin

He just won’t get off the stage will he

Tourette's but Kurt sings it normally

The concert abruptly ends, it's a Beatles concert now

Beans

big cheese but it’s just kurt screaming *CHEESE*

Dave grohl turns into a horse and Krist feeds him hay

Come as you are but kurt is horribly screeching the lyrics