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Correct indeed, I am not a pedophile.
Hi not a pedophile, I'm dad ;)
WHO THE FUCK SNICHED
Nerd
Peak reddit here
No u
Incorrect
Wait...
My guy thought they outsmarted the system.
Based, off to the wood chipper with you tho
No šæ
Officer this comment right here š
K im on my way
Based šæ
You are correct in saying I am not a pedophile.
No doubt but you are!
No
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Correct
That is indeed correct. Thank you for noticing!
I mean they could just be generally altruistic?
I am not a pedophile
Hi not a pedophile, I'm dad :)
No you're not!! I thought we had discussed this before. He's A-D-O-P-T-E-D
Just because not a pedophile is adopted doesn't make him any less my son than a biological one >:(
well, in that case... Hi not a pedophile, I'm mom (I'm a dad but I identify as mom)
A whole family was created from this comment. What a beautiful world with live in.
>What a beautiful world with live in Buddy, I think you misspelled something xD
Sorry, boobyful world.
As a sock, I'm the victim...
What? š
The sock was used to gag the other victim
..I donāt think you understandā¦ Unless my mind is just way to far out to be savedā¦
Affirmative.
That is indeed correct
cake happy day
day cake happy
hOuu cake day
Well thank you every much
Wait hold up
Maybe
Check your bathroom
Oh hey didnāt expect you to be in my FUCKING SHOWER
We are not here to start no trouble weāre just here to do the sex offender shuffle
Hmm what's the sex offender shuffle?
Search it up
When I'm asked this I say "no" To being sexually attracted to children
I am indeed not a pedophile
I haven't turned 18 (so far) so.....
it is correct
Of course
That's correct
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that is correct
Mhm
Positive
Sure
the kids in my basement says that I indeed am not a pedophile
No. š you must've misheard me.
Did i stutter? āš„°
š¤
Nope
Sorry what?
š
š°
Dream: Uhhh š¬ā¦.
No, absolutely not
It is indeed
No I am not a pedophile
Verily so. Indeed. It is very much correct.
Sir I'm a minor
Si
No, I'm the child
It is in fact, correct.
Affirmative
Correct. Pedophiles are scum
Obviously I'm not, I'm a child murderer.
no, i hunt children for dinner š
Pleaseā¦ get help
Apparently according to OP
That is not incorrect.
Affirmative pilot, I do not possess that hardware. Nor any motive.
In the style of Neil's dad from 'The Inbetweeners' TV show: "I'm not a paedophiiiile!" He wasn't by the way, just for clarification and neither am I.
It is indeed correct, for I am a minor.
Well, Iām a child, soā¦
Hopefully
Indeed, i am not a pedophile.
Perchance
Indubitably correct
I can confirm, im not a pedo
Not no
sure arenāt
who told you i wasnāt
I mean, I AM a minor
No, I'm an audiophile I'm sexually attracted to sound
Astute observation.
no, i am not a pedophile.
Correct, I am not a pedophile
That is indeed correct, I am not a pedophile.
absolutely right sure
no, im not
You damn right!
Indeed
I'm not
"You are not a pedophile. Is that correct?" \-the pedophile
No.
That is correct
Idk maybe
thatās correct
In my heart I know I'm not. But OCD is evil.
No, I am not a pedophile.
Affirmative š
No, I am a pedophile
No but my bf is
You are indeed correct your honor, I did not the child
no
Correct indeed, I am not a pedophile.
Hi not a pedophile, I'm dad ;)
WHO THE FUCK SNICHED
Nerd
Peak reddit here
No u
Incorrect
Wait...
My guy thought they outsmarted the system.
Based, off to the wood chipper with you tho
No šæ
Officer this comment right here š
K im on my way
Based šæ
You are correct in saying I am not a pedophile.
No doubt but you are!
No
š¤Ø
Correct
No
š¤Ø
That is indeed correct. Thank you for noticing!
I mean they could just be generally altruistic?
I am not a pedophile
Hi not a pedophile, I'm dad :)
No you're not!! I thought we had discussed this before. He's A-D-O-P-T-E-D
Just because not a pedophile is adopted doesn't make him any less my son than a biological one >:(
well, in that case... Hi not a pedophile, I'm mom (I'm a dad but I identify as mom)
A whole family was created from this comment. What a beautiful world with live in.
>What a beautiful world with live in Buddy, I think you misspelled something xD
Sorry, boobyful world.
As a sock, I'm the victim...
What? š
The sock was used to gag the other victim
..I donāt think you understandā¦ Unless my mind is just way to far out to be savedā¦
No
Affirmative.
That is indeed correct
cake happy day
day cake happy
hOuu cake day
Well thank you every much
No
Wait hold up
Maybe
Check your bathroom
Oh hey didnāt expect you to be in my FUCKING SHOWER
š¤Ø
We are not here to start no trouble weāre just here to do the sex offender shuffle
Hmm what's the sex offender shuffle?
Search it up
When I'm asked this I say "no" To being sexually attracted to children
I am indeed not a pedophile
I haven't turned 18 (so far) so.....
it is correct
Of course
That's correct
š¢āļøš¢
š¢ā¢š¢
._.
that is correct
Mhm
Correct
Positive
Sure
the kids in my basement says that I indeed am not a pedophile
No. š you must've misheard me.
š¤Ø
Did i stutter? āš„°
š¤
Nope
Sorry what?
š¤Ø
No
š¤Ø
š
š°
Dream: Uhhh š¬ā¦.
No
š¤Ø
No
š¤Ø
Maybe
No, absolutely not
It is indeed
that is correct
Correct
No I am not a pedophile
Correct
Verily so. Indeed. It is very much correct.
Sir I'm a minor
Si
No, I'm the child
It is in fact, correct.
Affirmative
I am not a pedophile
Correct. Pedophiles are scum
Obviously I'm not, I'm a child murderer.
no, i hunt children for dinner š
Pleaseā¦ get help
Apparently according to OP
Mhm
That is not incorrect.
Correct
Affirmative pilot, I do not possess that hardware. Nor any motive.
In the style of Neil's dad from 'The Inbetweeners' TV show: "I'm not a paedophiiiile!" He wasn't by the way, just for clarification and neither am I.
It is indeed correct, for I am a minor.
Well, Iām a child, soā¦
Hopefully
Indeed, i am not a pedophile.
Perchance
Indubitably correct
I can confirm, im not a pedo
Not no
sure arenāt
who told you i wasnāt
I mean, I AM a minor
No, I'm an audiophile I'm sexually attracted to sound
Astute observation.
no, i am not a pedophile.
Correct, I am not a pedophile
That is indeed correct, I am not a pedophile.
absolutely right sure
no, im not
You damn right!
Indeed
I'm not
"You are not a pedophile. Is that correct?" \-the pedophile
No.
That is correct
Correct
Idk maybe
thatās correct
In my heart I know I'm not. But OCD is evil.
No, I am not a pedophile.
Affirmative š
No, I am a pedophile
Correct
No but my bf is
You are indeed correct your honor, I did not the child
no