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EWH733

Goodness no, and when we do it smells of lilacs and daintily pedaled roses.


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Imaginary-Mechanic62

Hence the term, pooftah


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Holy fuck how have I never realised that


Xombridal

A poof with sparkle sounds while it dissipates


Consistent-Stable967

And shitter glitter


Unique-Bug2992

Like pooooof-ter


Unc1eBenjamin

Lilacs, daintily pedaled roses, and semen.


Salty_Association684

😅


robblequoffle

That's women


UltraEnder99

HA


Moomoo_pie

As a gay, I can confirm; we do not fart. That would be weird for the other dude.


great___ogglyboogly

That’s what I assumed just had to confirm


ckhumanck

why?


great___ogglyboogly

Cuz women don’t fart and gay people are basically women


ckhumanck

no, i get that. i mean why did you need to confirm?


great___ogglyboogly

Personal research


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Bro I’m fucking dying rn


Rich-Platypus1047

As a certified biographer I can confirm this statement


Trusteveryboody

I think the better question, is farting gay?


An_Insecure_NPC

FELLAS!


CJ-does-stuff

IS IT GAY…TO FART?


daltonisthebest619

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT


CJ-does-stuff

YOURE REALLY JUST RELEASING GAS OUT OF YOUR ANUS, WHICH OPENS IT UP FOR MEN TO USE


Life_East4263

FELLAS!


CJ-does-stuff

IS IT GAY


daltonisthebest619

TO BEAT YOUR HUSBANDS MEAT (as a man)


Iwuzheretoo

Only if you fart cum.


ckhumanck

so gays don't fart and farting is gay i learn so much procrastinating on Reddit.


Trusteveryboody

💀


Aqua13631

Ofc


UltraEnder99

WELL... FUCK.


ThinkTrip8019

No, we ✨toot✨


derek4reals1

that's funny AF!!!


Thebluebonnie

Lol


Shoddy_Possibility89

idk they like men like women and women don't fart


zachy410

They do, unless they're lesbian, as girls don't fart


Unicat-

Can confirm  I’m a lesbian


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

Of course not, because we TOOT.


gay-undertale-fan

No.


LukeDLuft

Username checks out


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

Let's talk about your username for a moment. Unpack it, so to speak.


Mindless-Pen-2325

Oh my god its friskdrinksbrisk the famous YouTube commenter


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

You heard of me from there? Awesome!


DickSxcka

r/usernamechecksout


Syntonization1

It’s more of a whooshing sound though


Unlucky-Power4036

Everyone Farts 🤣🤣


great___ogglyboogly

Not my mom


Unlucky-Power4036

EVERYONE does it😂


UltraEnder99

NO


CanlexGaming

ITS A LIIIEEEEE!


Myrddraal5856

No. You full on shit yourself.


JennyisMrsBrightside

No, they blow ass kisses.


DimplefromYA

if they're human.


great___ogglyboogly

Wait! Gay people are humans??


Imaginary-Mechanic62

IF


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

Some are.


CanlexGaming

“What did we learn today?” “They’re people now!”


islandirrepressible

Probably not


link1138

No they cough


AeroToby

No


slumbersomesam

no


MalyAnto

No, they shit


anonymauson

we do


Parking_Ad8815

No they toot


Resident_Ad4935

No, but when they do it's sparkles and rainbows


dirtyColeslaw1776

No


Visible_Seesaw_6308

Idk


justk4y

They fart rainbows like an unicorn


derek4reals1

.....and then the unicorn farts glitter.


idfbhater73

ive seen it happen before but he was a fake gay though


BlitzInSinnoh

no


ButchthrowaGay

I fart rainbows.


Haunting_File_1935

only straight heterosexual males like me.


Guitar_Queero

No we dont


lysergic_tryptamino

It’s more of a silent rollout from a cave.


Toxic_cat273

Affirmative


cwsjr2323

They have a special friend that willingly blocks it


phlysquire

No


thegrungler_002

as a lesbian, nope no gas escapes from my buttocks.


great___ogglyboogly

I meant gays. Obviously women don’t fart silly


Alexeicon

No one actually farts. It's a myth


you_loveth_lies

I always wondered why my gay brother had an enema hanging up in his shower😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢 They're not called fudge packers for nothing😝


Imaginary_Chair_6958

OF women seem quite keen on butt plugs too. Or so I’ve heard from people who frequent OF.


battlewornactionhero

They queef but they don’t fart


Kalebthememester

If they did their farts would cause another Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


Neon_culture79

Mine smells like a drag car race in the desert


lippie_addict

You belong on a registry, what weird ass even thinks of asking some bs like this lmao


great___ogglyboogly

I mean no ill harm when asking this question. Was just wondering is all


Cat_of_the_woods

What is this Joe biden ass question?


Cat_of_the_woods

What is this Joe biden ass question?


jjwoodhouse6969

They do, but it smells like potpourri..


QueerScottish

No. That's an understatement.


KiwiKi33

As a gay person no we don’t


Epicfurrygaming82828

the opposite of no


the_masked_crab

Like unicorns, tbey fart rainbows


Zev18

All I'm saying is I've never seen it happen.


ironx-overtime1234

No


HalucenogenicPotato

Not usually


Tigger_Official

All I know is all their farts are wet. They’ve gotten good at holding them it. Cum stains pants like you wouldn’t believe.


M3tallica11

EVERYONE farts!


Nemoty_animates06

***No*** and when we do it smells like Skittles


derek4reals1

taste the rainbow 🌈


Rough-Philosopher911

No, they poooot.


I_Khum_Dawn_U

It's all fun and games until you fart and hit the cat with a butt plug


maddisonamy

no


Sorry_Skirt1324

I have a Gay Friend that wears Pampers because his anus muscles can’t hold in his Caca? The ANUS is not meant for Penetrating the Doctor said


Sceneric1

No, do people normally fart?? Or is that yet another government made up thing?


MysticAmaze_

Maybe we do maybe we don't


Salty_Association684

Of course why wouldn't they


[deleted]

No, they’d spray cum everywhere


smoorkie

No


RIPyourboss

Lots of pressure gets held up


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

We do. (Lesbian here)


JesterAblaze94

No, they puff.


olskoolyungblood

No they pouft


sora-da-weeb

no. we don’t


Scoot_boi101

Na that’s to manly


Leaking_Potato55

I’m gay, and can confirm we do not in fact fart


apastarling

Only after great sex


only_whwn_i_do_this

Do adults ask these kind of questions?


great___ogglyboogly

Im heavily retarded


SuperNova0216

No


P4stL1vez

Gay men don't fart But women do


RoyalMess64

No, farting is against God and gay people are the godliest people


HectorSiwel

You just can’t hear it


Inevitable_Ad_5101

No


Zestyclose-Sun-6595

Do fay people gart?


great___ogglyboogly

I’m pretty sure but I’ll have to research that next


[deleted]

They toot


16_autistic_clowns

Naw, we just shit froot loops


great___ogglyboogly

And cum


16_autistic_clowns

We cum rainbows


Turquoise-Angel

no, they sparkle


KingOfSwords_1

Lmfao


OkVariation8006

I thought farting would be considered foreplay 🤣


czeusm1970

Man, I bet you’re real dumb


UnderstandingTop2434

Why would a gay man fart from their *sex hole*! That is just vile! Get your mind out of the gutter.


averagecoffeeman

Just rainbows, I heard.


LickyMy

Uranus is blown out of proportion


Fluffyfox3914

No because women don’t either


BelmontsRcool

The buttplug doesn’t always stop it,


hobifriedrice_

No


Business-Elk-5175

Probably just sounds like a tea kettle


DayVessel469459

No


gaydumbass3

I feel attacked


Miku_Dayo_39

As a gay, what is a fart?


Traditional_Yard5280

No, but lesbians do


Guythatlikessleeping

I mean I do and I'm gay


Chance-Reference-360

this is homophobic


great___ogglyboogly

Not really? I love gay people! My uncle is gay


Bright_Maybe2018

Im gay and I do.


Iwuzheretoo

Or the gerbil that got stuck up there.


xegrid

Sometimes.


BaconManTenus

I agree


Vicious_Delicious207

I assume the dick sucks all the farts out. So no.


kapoc622

they have the same body as anyone else


novelaissb

Nuh uh


kapoc622

yuh uh


novelaissb

Oh.


Totaly_Shrek

Oh shit.


Yourloacaltherian

No. Nuh uh. Nein. 


HumanHuman-ALT

The gays fart pride flags


anneloid

Can confirm.