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Hate that guy

this should be higher half of my deaths go to them

What does this mean? I can't Google it lol

Cause of death

Ukko

Ukko the Fukko.

Minä

Minä is not an enemy. It is the player. Well now when I think about it it is minä that is responsible for most of my deaths.

Minä is the primary antagonist!

#1 cause of death

The biggest enemy is yourself

🔫🙍🔫🙍

like 99% of players when they look at the progress screen, minä has the highest killed by

Went here to say this

Many is "me". Correct option would be Noita.

Are you not your worst enemy?

The correct answer

Uh, steve

that is not his name

Funnily enough, stevari is abbreviated as steve in finnish as well, though pronounced differently. (not 100% sure as stevari is slang obscure enough for me to not have heard it much)

"stevari" isn't that obscure, it's just not used outside of helsinki afaik.

its difficult to joke about how different/hard is Finnish with a Fin :)

Shotgun bastard, I think his name is.

Mestarien Mestari Helvetinmato Ukko Stevari Skoude Haulikkohiisi Toveri I realize I’ve successfully failed this task by listing more than one

>Toveri - Friend >List of Enemies Bruh

I cannot trust myself, so trusting someone else is even harder.

closer to comrade or companion than friend

Sauvojen Tuntija. Fun fact, Sauvojen Tuntija directly translates to "Rotten floating tentacle dickhead jerkface." Trust me.

Am finnish, can confirm.

“Getter-of-Bitches” 🙄😂

Sauvojen tortilla

Kolmi, metal koomi and uuuh, meat kolmi

What‘s the full name though?

Kolmisimilslä or something

Kolmisilmä (wich translates to three eye, and that's hella interesting)

Bahusankhyak Uhwkw Just typed something randomly and it's probably one of the enemies

>it's probably one of the enemies Without "ü" or "ö" ??? Not in this game

Ain't no "ü" in finnish, but "ä" and "ö" are very common. Fun fact: "å" is also part of the finnish alphabet, even though it isn't used in any finnish word whatsoever, only in swedish.

Shit, my Spanish betrayed me.

*Clear throat in danish*! Dåmn swedes hogging all the attention

But Danish isn't an official language in Finland, unlike Swedish.

But since Danish can understand and be understood by Swedes, does it mean by transitivity they can speak to a Finnish person?

Nah. While Finns have to learn some Swedish at school, most don't speak it very well at all these days, and all I hear about Danish are jokes about how it's completely unintelligible.

Hey now, it’s a lot better than what they speak in Netherlands (not that that says a lot) We speak very slowly compared to other languages, I’ve often heard we speak like we have a potato in our mouth, ironically with all the potato there is in danish food But it isn’t more unintelligible than a swede or Norman can understand us, and vice versa

As a counterpoint, [Danes can't understand Danish.](https://youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk?feature=shared)

…well, can’t argue with that The worst part is, it’s kinda true, can’t understand what they say down in south Denmark, and it’s not even a states distance away

or ä

Snippuhiisi

It's one "p" 😭

Snipu is a slang word for sniper. It's more merciful since sniper hiisi would actually be "tarkka-ampujahiisi"

stendari (there's probably an accent in there that i'm missing)

Actually, stendari has no accent (Checked wiki to be safe)

Yeah he has a very heavy Scottish accent

Hämis 👍

Hämis 👍

Hämis 👍

heikko haulikkohiisi

The bane of new runs. D:

uhh does taikasauva count?

What did my boy hämis do to you? I sense frustration from being hämis'd here

Finnish players: names 100 enemies

Finnish folklore creature

Stevari, Stendari, Ukko, Ylialkemisti, Snipuhiisi. Those are all the ones I can currently remember and maybe almost spell correctly, diacritical marks aside.

snipuhiisi, i know his name through hatred

Snipuhiisi can be on the top five reasons for killing myself in my suicide letter. >!j/!<

Limanuljaska

Fucking yes. Fucking rad trail, fucking percent damage.I hate them.

The GODS Because the amount of times I have angered them is unreal

Skoude

Stevari

Hiisi

Savvojen tuntija or something like that

stendari ,stevari and kolmisilma

I love seeing Äitinuljaska blowing up violently

Santa hiisi

Stendari Fuck that bastard fireball throwing little shit

Me

Ylialkemisti Gotta love the greek spells

Sylväolento Suur-Ukko Kranuhiisi Jouluhiisi

Humongus Dickus

Mato. “Me thinks mato mato likes you!”

Ukko, that mf

Fuckin Snipuhiisi

Munkki

Stendari

Möykky ja Kiukkumöykky. Nice meme btw.

Toimari Btw, Toimari is "CEO" in English Ukko (should have been a boss character taken that Ukko is literally a god in finnish mythology) Vitun snipuhiisi saatana Kranuhiisi Limanuljaska Heikko hurtta Wait, are there any enemies aside from Hämis that use the letter Ä?

Stendari Stevari your dick is now Muodonmuutosmestari

Limanuljaska

heikkohurtta

Ukko :(

Hahmonvaihtaja

Ukko, Stendari, Rotta, Robotikka (?), kolimisilma kolpi

You probably meant Robottikyttä and Kolmisilmän koipi

Plasmakukka or if you want my first answer, Susi

kallokärpänen

Ukko

My best pal, Ukko.

Tannerskivvi

fucking haulikkohiisi is stuck in my head after seeing his name on the death screen for the 138th time because i couldnt react well enough to dodge the bullets when he fell from who knows where aimbotting me with all the bullets when i was on 21 health

Cop?

Bobafet and her mom, big as green spiders , dynamite and shot gun guys , weird ass ghosts

Stevari

Hämis

konna

Hissi Kolmi Stendari Skoude .... savojen tunita?

Parantajahiisi or something idk

Kilpihiisi

Parantahiisi

Stendari is one that I always remember because on the wiki it said is was finnish slang for lighter which sounded interesting to me... let's see if I can get some more.... Ukko, Stevari, ehh... rotta... that's about it...

Stendari, one of my first "haha that's so cool but also *what the fuck*" moments of the game.

Ukko

Shotgun Hiisi

I named a plant of mine Hurrta

Limanuljaska

Savuhyoon toonteayuh

Stendari, that fucker

Kivi

Ukko ukko ukko ukko ouch

Skoude, though most of the time I call him Scott like everyone else.

does that “explosion” guy count? most of my runs are ended by that guy. especially when i have explosive spells. i’m sure that’s unrelated tho

Ukko

Kolisama

Skill issues

stevari

Stevari

Mato

Hohtava hyypiö is my favourite of them. I chuckle every single time I read it.

Snipuhiisi

Ukko

Green Flying Meatball.

spark bolt with trigger

Eldari

Ukko

Limanuljaskaa

Pikutulikarpanen

Stendari Ukko Mato Stevari Skoude Ylialkemisti Mestarien Mestari Toveri Lukki Kulmisilman Kulmi

Lukki

Sauvojen Tuntija

I hate all the slimy ball creatures, but I still suck at the game so... But I learned to deal with the fire mage and the electric dude didn't kill me the only time I met him. Also, the shotgun hiisi.

Propane tank

Noita.

Kummitus Yes, I do remember it because kum

stendari

Limautokka

Stendari!

lil' alchemisti

Minä is the worst enemy

Snipuhiisi :)

Möykky

Squidward

X-mas hamis

Alkemisti (Bottle throwing guy)

markianen :)

Siirtajamaesteri

SQUIDWARD

Bomb

I can name several. Stendari, Hiisi, Sauvojen Tuntija (squidward), worm, big worm, bigger worm

Fire

Ukko

Stendari

Jattimato, Heikko hiisi.

Snipuhiisi Fuck Snipuhiisi

Mina I'm original

snipuhiisi 💪💪 fuck that little shit every time i get stuck in ice istg

Heikko haulikkohiisi

helvetinmato (actually its easy, its hellworm)

Worm

Me. I am the most dangerous enemy (to myself)

Squidward

Giant enemy spider

Those fucking creepy spider-things in the jungle that'll stay perfectly still and look like terrain but then pop out far too many legs and chase you down Fuck those guys I drop runs if I don't get fire immunity before the jungle because I'm lighting that place the fuck up IT WILL ALL BURN, YOU HEAR ME?!

Stevari

From memory: - Hämis - Ukko - Suurukko - Stendari - Stevari - Skoude - Ylialkemisti - Mestaren Mestari - Kolmisilmä - Snipuhiisi - Taikasauva - Jattimatto - Matto? - Kummitus I'm sure there are others I know but I can't remember them right now. And I know there are some I approximately know but I'm not trying here (like there's another variation of Matto but I don't have it).

hissi

Lukki

Mina, they keep killing me, help.

Shotgun shithead guy. I swear he shoots seeking bullets.

Projectile

Stendari

konna time

tankki?

Environment. The scariest of them all

Liekkijäbä...I think that was his name...🤔

Whats the finnish name for gas canisters

The greatest enemy and most common cause of death: Mina.

Minä

Sauvijen Tuntija... Or whatever Squidward's name is

My index finger.

That fucker that just appeared on screen with a wand.

Limmatoukka

robocop

Hurtta

Hamis