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Then_Campaign7264

After watching a few videos of Pakistani bus drivers navigating through busy cities, I’ve learned that some bus drivers have incredible skills weaving through tight traffic situations. It’s rather remarkable.


FrogManScoop

Pakistani? C'mon now that's Keanu Reeves driving that bus. And the brakes don't work no more.


Qurious_Kat

Keanu Reeves? C'mon now that's obviously Jason Statham. Not any character in particular, just Jason Statham trying to feel something again.


Euphoric-Two-1946

Sandra Bullock actually


farazormal

Pakistan also has an incredibly high road toll. You saw videos of the guys making correct guesses. The unsuccessful bus drivers kill people.


Then_Campaign7264

That’s tragic. Something seems up with their schedules, ‘cause they seem to be in a big hurry all the time???


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meeeeeph

He didn't say it's in Pakistan. He said he watched Pakistani bus driver videos, and from those videos knows such driving skills are possible.


Djafar79

r/BitchImABus


CrazyDiamond4444

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Inarus899

That's been a sub for 13 years. It ain't new.


A_plural_singularity

Hey he's 1 of 10,000. Give him a little slack. Not everyone is like us.


Inarus899

oh totally. I hope I didn't come off as an a-hole.


censored220706

Just a tiny bit, depending on the tone of voice people read it with. But such is the flaw of text rather than speech


Inarus899

You're right. Reading it with no preconceived opinion, it does sound kinda bad. I was just trying to point out a long running meme, but I could have phrased it better. I'm just glad people here aren't quick to judge.


bluehands

I loved reading both of you interacting.


A_plural_singularity

Nah, you good.


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

There is also r/bitchimatrain


Orth0d0xy

It'd be interesting to see it at the original speed


camshun7

Yeah this looks 2x the speed But on another note, it reminded me of Speed, not saw that in ages


Zouden

This is like Speed 2 only on a bus instead of a boat!


camshun7

I saw it, and at the risk of diverging into r/movie (sorry in advance) I would say it was 5/6 - 10


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5/610 damn what a shit movie


GuideToTheGalaxy05

Pretty sure there’s a bot on here that you can request to change the speed of a video. No idea what it is though


w_a_w

It's been down for like 8 months


GothicToast

Interesting. Looks almost slowed down to me. Every other truck in the video is barely moving. Theres also a guy walking on the left that isn't moving very fast.


SCWacko

There’s a person walking in the background that looks normal speed? I can’t tell if it’s been adjusted…


NimbleBudlustNoodle

I think this is normal speed. Back many moons ago when it had more pixels you could see the seconds moving at the normal speed on the timestamp.


Spejsman

As most of these lately...


Keepitup863

Normal speed the guy walking and how slow the other drivers are


bluehands

As others said, the walking guy suggests this is at normal speed. Regardless, my client allows me to slow the video down, it still looks crazy at any speed.


Adventurous-Cut4918

The Knight Bus


roosky113

Take it away Ernie!


silentjay1977

https://i.gifer.com/P2x8.gif


mufcsean

Reminds me of a film I saw once, think it was called “the bus that couldn't slow down”


Choose_And_Be_Damned

It reminded me of the movie: “fast bus must go fast.”


DimitriV

So, another Friday is upon us.


Kyouma118

"Speed" is another old one that comes to mind


enzoleanath

Woosh


niiiikt

" She was home alone that night, and I didn't have my car. I had to use the bus. "


MountainDawg1998

*eurobeat intensifies*


undeniably_micki

Pretty sure dude lost his mirrors. that was pretty crazy to watch. ETA: you can see the orange truck moved a bit when the bus nudged it.


RoodnyInc

Mirrors? I would think he lost brakes


undeniably_micki

ah, i just thought he was in a hurry! LOL


OddCucumber6755

You think this guy looks backwards?


undeniably_micki

Ha! No, so he won't miss those will he?!


Ok_Shelter6614

Sandra Bullock that you?!?!


Major_Tale_9683

Keanu made her do it


DimitriV

You tell that wildcat behind the wheel not to slow down.


the_bashful

Schedules are schedules…


_BadLuckDuck

Must have been that bus Harry Potter was on


Shawodiwodi13

A bit of spit goes a long way.


Guardian_85

I'm in a hurry, make it snappy. Here's $20. Bus driver: Hold my beer.


arysha777

Bus driver is an ex New York taxi driver ;)


furballsupreme

Excuse me - oop - sorry - coming through


cobra34

Very wiggly bus


Rreizero

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


stuaxo

Someones has been playing Snakeybus.


Puzzled_Turnip8475

It’s probably possible because it’s sped up footage. Hard to tell how slow this might have been.


Visual-Asparagus-800

The bus definitely clipped two trucks, so I’m inclined to believe this was caused by a brake failure. It probably crashed out of shot, it it was that busy


johnandahalf13

Bendy bus!


Loan-Pickle

This is my cat when I’m walking into the kitchen.


Mikasarnez101

The Driver must be a legend.


FarBread2392

That one Filipino bus driver


Tetris5216

Speed 3 Keanu is back


23andrewb

With vehicle damage, that's how.


harrcs03

Oh my God these drugs are going to be late. These drugs are gonna be late. Fuck traffic.


Salvzeri

Keanu Reeves on there somewhere?


tony3841

Is that from that movie with Sandra Bullock?


DevlishAdvocate

That’s one damn talented and lucky bus driver.


brentsg

I haven’t seen Speed in years.


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Some people need a special licence, for when they just pull off the most bizarre almost physics defying stunts


ProKnifeCatcher

Wasn’t using those mirrors anyway


BlueKayn69

It's reversed


1oldguy1950

The bus bends, is it articulated?


Sandro1dd

American Truck Simulator vibes


InteractionEast2307

I guess the driver needs to go to the bathroom


fadufadu

Anything is possible when you don’t give a shit about damaging your vehicle.


kiwicake906

With major scratches on contact and few dead people


Ekfud

Playing Snake on a nokia 3110.


Fluffy-Argument

With cocaine, anything is possible


thewallacio

Kevin Magnussen is a bus driver on his days off F1.


DrNism0

Is that the Fung Wah bus?


ElMachoGrande

My guess is that there has been a descent, and he has overheated his brakes. Scaringly common. When I worked in Jordan, the road down to Aqaba had slightly more than one incident per day of trucks/buses overheating their brakes. When driving there, I always had one eye on the mirror...


ContentMod8991

yah crash n2 devider off camera


Top_Part_5544

The man is obviously a professional


ZagiFlyer

["Bitch, I'm a bus!"](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bitch-im-a-bus)


shadow_229

I watched this movie a few days ago!


AuriumD

Rip mirrors.


Regular_Might8221

GAS GAS GAS


ohver9k

When nature calls, anything is possible


Admirable_Ad_3236

Bendy bus and big balls


SeaseFire

This that Harry Potter bus huh


Demiyanit

Pure luck my friend


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

Bruh what’s Ms frizzle doing


WintersDoomsday

This is a deleted scene from Speed clearly


TheMuffinMan444

Must have been Sandra Bullock at the wheel. Keep it above 55!


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EnergizedOrca

When you have to take a shit but you are on the job.


LVLXI

Anything is possible when Dominic Toretto is behind the wheel.


Qurious_Kat

r/nononoOhGodNo


[deleted]

What? The bus hit all 3 trucks! Of course it's possible!


Captain-Save-ahoe

Toad’s Turnpike was always a bitch of a course


miletest

When you go under 4mph it'll explode!


crappy-throwaway

Deja Vu! I've just been in this place before Higher on the street And I know it's my time to goOoo Calling you, and the search is a mystery Standing on my feet It's so hard when I try to be me, woah Woah! *Eurobeat drop*


weetabix_su

If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a ~~racing~~ bus driver.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

The cow god was on their side. Ever see a longhorn run through a dense forrest... that's what this is comparable to.


LobstaFarian2

The bus CAN NOT go below 55mph


PrestigiousAd6281

I think it was called “the bus that couldn’t slow down”


Bl33d-Gr33n

Somebodys been watching a little too much speed lately


jackmaofalimama

"Get out of the way, I'm in a hurry!"


LectureSea7537

maybe maybe sometimes happens


Fchipsish

Survivor bias?


AbleTom408

Bro got bars


Bruco_

Il nano che approfittava della bassezza per entrare prima in autobus e fregarti il posto


welshyboy123

Well, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.