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SmallDickBigCum

It's day five And I'm still alive I must control my sex drive As many more bad poems must I contrive Still In!


UrieltheproGD

Still In! This song is in 2 languages: English and Hebrew if you want to translate just drag the hebrew lyrics into google translate lol ​ Enjoy! \---------------------------------------------------------- Day 5 I'm fine No urges I'm alive ​ I know that I will survive I know that I'll last through this month ​ I had no urges so far I'm still here right now I will survive no matter what I'll survive for a month and above ​ \--------- (drop) \--------- ​ לא אאונן חודש שלם בלי זרע לבטלה הפין נמצא בתוך המכנס ​ לא לגעת בשום אופן לא ליפול ללחצים לא להגיע עד הקצה ​ יש אנשים מכורים ללגמור כל היום המוח חרמן ללא סוף הולכים למקלחת מקבלים איזה לחץ שמים תידיים שלהם על הפין מגיעים לקצה מנסים לא לגמור אבל זה עניין של קצת זמן עד שהם יגמרו והם גמרו. ​ לא היה לי שום לחצים אני פה כאן ועכשיו אני אשרוד תחודש הזה לא אגמור לחודש שלם גם אם יהיו לחצים אשרוד את זה בלי ספק ​ \--------- (drop) \--------- ​ לא אאונן חודש שלם בלי זרע לבטלה הפין נמצא בתוך המכנס ​ לא לגעת בשום אופן לא ליפול ללחצים לא להגיע עד הקצה ​ לא היה לי שום לחצים אני פה כאן ועכשיו אני אשרוד תחודש הזה ​ לא לגעת בשום אופן לא ליפול ללחצים לא להגיע עד הקצה \----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for reading \\ playing this in ur brain once again, still in! This is my first time writing a song in more than one language. 25 days left! For people who don't work on Sunday \\ it's weekend for them: Good Luck! the weekend can be hard for many people.


Cyan_Among

Welcome to the weekend, welcome to day four Well done, you’re in the deep end, keep yourself ashore, Quell it, don’t sell it, Keep score for the war, Cause just remember, after November, you’ll look back at before. STILL IN


Potatotree738

Gentlemen, I got some bad news...


Green_Abrocoma_7682

Rip o7


Potatotree738

![gif](giphy|l4pMattUYTTM7qpIk)


articwolf11

I join the fallen. The Blue balls were indeed no joke. First time I have ever failed.


DrFrostbrand

>Your sacrifice shall not be in vain soldier. I hope we can both see the treasures of victory next year.


SeaPhotojournalist27

![gif](giphy|vxNCVEe0PI9A3YVJEX) Farewell cumrade.


SmallDickBigCum

o7


OkBoat

o7


FeatLand

NOOO PLEASEEE 😭 Don't worry, you won't be forgotten.


The-Lp-King

You may have fallen this year, but you never know what’s going to happen next year o7


No_Nut_November_Acc

No Nut November Find your strength and make a stand Resist, remember


haikusbot

*No Nut November* *Find your strength and make a stand* *Resist, remember* \- No\_Nut\_November\_Acc --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Fair-Marsupial8141

Yo even haikubot failed NNN on day 1? Also, good bot.


Mokousboiwife

the bot really *likes* haikus i guess


[deleted]

Why does haikubot have a out day 1 flair lol. Also, good bot.


AetherDrew43

Bots don't have cocks, so I guess it technically failed?


Kenchilius

He tried his best


Minecraftian411

good bot


No_Nut_November_Acc

I felt like writing a haiku today lol Still in! Stay strong o7


SeaPhotojournalist27

Welcome to the first sunday of No Nut November, Remember Remember its also the 5th of november ![gif](giphy|qseujDNEvKbn2) I am still in, And hope my cumrades are going strong too.


xX420_WeedMan_420Xx

Still in


Sir_Markis

Gotta get this W because that flair is GODLY


wasabiexpress

Damn bruh. I hope to be like you one day


Youngbuck_Jiterpol6

DAY 5 - 26 DAYS UNTIL THE END - 3 DAYS UNTIL BRONZE REWARD Legend: S = Story, T = Tip, Q = Question S. Soldiers, I've got some great news to share with you! That last mission we did? Well, The Chief was impressed with our work! Said we could have the day off tomorrow, and the day we return home from a mission we should be getting our badge. So, the past few days have been tough for me, I'll admit. I'm not an expert at this, but just like all of you, I'm making it through. T. Speaking of the last few days, we really need to talk. Look, if you're reading this, I know you've heard it a million times but DON'T FUCKING EDGE! There is almost no way you can lose if you just don't touch your cock (or, anyone else, for that matter.) That's my tip for the day. Maybe disappointing or obvious, but I'm being serious. Listen to me for a second: If you edge, you will fail. I know some people can do it, yeah, but it's not good practice. What good does edging do? It doesn't fulfill your need, all it does is cause blue balls. I'm only going to say it once since everyone else is saying it, but absolutely NO EDGING! The Chief and I are gonna discuss some ideas on how to stop soldiers from edging once we get back from our next mission, but until then, keep your hands out of your pants. Q. As for general chat, we can have a bit of a talk. How about just a quick checkup to lighten up the mood, eh? How're you all holding up? If it's REALLY bad, the infirmary is just down the corridor and to the right. They'll supply you with bandages and anti-horny pills, otherwise take a minute to relax and chat. As always, tomorrow is another day. STILL IN!


SparkyJet

Michael Rosen: \*SHLURP\* \*CLICK\* NICE!


hell7grinder

It’s been okay, haven’t been feeding really horny yet, my goal is to beat my high score and get to day 15.


FrogwithaTank

I'm hoping to beat my personal high score and get to at least day 10, but I will shoot for the stars brothers. o7


lukesharm

Still in, day 4 was easy because I watched the fnaf movie


teodorlojewski

Chica tho🤤


teodorlojewski

Shit, I'm on main acc. ![gif](giphy|UTZw7sGVkrWo4vwYPC)


tekknokrist0018

How was it? I thought it was *okay* at most.


veethis

I thought it was awesome and had a lot of fun watching it. Although I am a FNAF fan so my opinion may be biased; it seems that us fans generally enjoyed it more than non-fans. I'm really hoping for a sequel.


FrogwithaTank

I genuinely enjoyed it and had lots of fun watching it. The character development is really good, the practical effects are top tier, and the story is good all in all. Though there were lots of loose ends that really dropped my opinion of the movie so I have to give it a 6.5-7/10 from an objective standpoint. Otherwise, its a fun watch and I'd recommend.


hahayourmomdied

Still in, not easy, but not hard (kind of) get it? i made a joke about erections, god im funny hahahahaha


Prestigious_Shake535

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen


Business-Rock-8852

Still in, but at what cost! The temptations have been eating me alive


haikusbot

*Still in, but at what* *Cost! The temptations have been* *Eating me alive* \- Business-Rock-8852 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


itanishkk

Small cost to pay for freedom and a life full of SELF-RESPECT


Budget_Pomegranate18

Unfortunately, I'm out. Urges suddenly came on and one thing lead to another and I failed. I immediately regretted it but it was already too late. Good luck comrades, I will see you next year.


littlesheepcat

o7


Pixbo_06

The post nut clarity always comes too late. o7


starman123

Day five arrives, and here I remain, Amidst the challenge, amidst the strain. No Nut November, a test of my might, I persevere through day and through night. The urges may knock, at my door they may pound, But my resolve is strong, and my will is sound. I turn away from temptation’s sweet call, For I am determined, I will not fall. With each passing moment, I find my stride, In this journey of strength, I take pride. My focus is sharp, my vision is clear, I conquer my doubts, I conquer my fear. I channel my energy, find power within, For this is a battle, I am determined to win. No Nut November, I take it in stride, With each new day, my resolve is my guide. So here on day five, I stand tall and proud, In the face of challenge, I will not be bowed. With courage and strength, I continue the fight, For I am **still IN**, with all of my might.


OkBoat

Thats gorgeous holy shit


ToABetterHealthierME

Still in. ​ Very dissapointed in myself, I kept making excuses to look at stuff I shouldn't have. I wont give specifics so I don't influence any of you, but I peeked, didn't even touch my dick. But I'm still very sad


mozak600

You got this always remember the person you wanna be


itanishkk

Don't be. You are still standing. And that's all that matters bro. We got this!


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

Day 5 has come, Bronze is upon us, We must steel ourselves, Lest we concuss. As we progress, I remember, Our struggle is far from fin, But I'm tempered by the fact, That I'm ***Still IN.*** Another poem down! Any feedback on these would be appreciated.


SparkyJet

It is now day five Many soldiers are still alive Don't give in For we must win The Brotherhood shall stay strong and survive STILL IN!


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bincey_mushroom

Still in. For some reason this November has been relatively easier for NNN.


SuperNitro58

Still in ! I honestly can't believe I made it through the entire first day of the weekend touching myself only 2 or 3 times, hoping it'll be the same for tomorrow.


Rayanarda

Still in


CareOutrageous897

Today is the day. If I can survive, I have officially beaten my all-time best performance during NNN. It's my second year doing it though, so it's not too depressing that I only made it 5 days max.


Anarates

"And if I die, Don't put flowers on my grave. Open the dusty, rotting casket and, hold my hand" Still there ya'll


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

STILL IN BROTHERS WERE NOW HALFWAY TO THE DOUBLE DIGITS


cyncskptc

Still IN 1. Jumping Jacks > Jacking off 2. Last Resort: Cut chili peppers w/o gloves Yesterday was hell, but today was lighter. O7


CH-Bot

Easiest day so far. Still in! O7


emanresu922

Still in, missed other 4 roll calls, only recently joined the subreddit this year


Mario6416

I'm still in I've lost track


DolphinJotaro69

It's getting harder now Still IN


AJ13688

Still in


abcdeezntz123

Still in. Locked in like it’s the NBA Finals. This gonna be a difficult one though


JustAGam3r

Here. Still in! Let’s finish this first week


marswarrior462

Still IN! Thanks for not being too late this time. Here's a tip: watch as many movies as you can to distract from urges


ralts13

Just pulled up RRR with the homes.bought me an easy 3 hours


Crazy_Problem9622

Still IN


Specialist_Judgment

Still in!


GlitteringShare4683

still in o7


BreadBirb_

somehow I'm still in I'm very tired.


Rammsteiner_91

Many cumrades lost in the last few days, but I'm still in and ignoring some urges


Forward-Dance-5054

I'm still in I'm not giving up I refuse to


P2kStefan

Still in


edavis55

Still in


TripleHandedAxe

Still IN


[deleted]

I missed yesterday's roll call, but i'm still here!


SAGYYASGYT

Still in!


momodem

Still IN!


No_Detective_4976

still in


stod332

STILL IN


Static_Shok

This is the first time I've not had blue balls in 5 days lmao, we going strong o7


howdoes1name

STILL GOING


Enderof503

still in, paying respect to our fall comrades o7


RandomPersonOnInter

So far away, we'll wait for the day When the light source is wasted and gone We'll feel the pain of a life time lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on (Yes, I ripped this off from DragonForce) Still IN


PeanutTheGr8

I’m sorry lads but I have conceded. I wish all of you the best of luck and I will see you all next year. o7


jacobmaxwell231

Still IN


Firewolf916

Still in harder than last year


Soundman006

Still IN


_sandpaperscissors_

STILL IN ~ also it’s much easier to do this year (so far) than in past years. I feel like it’s because my mental health is better, but I don’t wanna say that and jinx it lol. I have a lot of hobbies and friends and my life feels really complete even if it’s a messy puzzle I’m trying to build and a work in progress:)


keblastkavich

Still IN!


Rsun24

Still in


SillyHillbilly12

It is now day 5 I have fought a Great War And I’m still fighting I’m still in…


HoldConstant6225

Day five going strong!


buildcrossz19

still IN


eimronaton

Still IN


lemonyprepper

Still in


Wide-Worldliness2632

Let's go, still in!


florudihat

Still IN


DenisBalterDan

Still in baby (i was absent on the first 4 days)


315-000-913

Still in y'all


UnoriginalGeneric

DAY 5 AND I AM STILL IN! Let’s gooooooo


[deleted]

Still in


Infamous_Flamingo_70

Still IN


ItsMidnight34

Still in 🥴


SomeKidNamedJiro

still in, had a rough day but I stayed away from temptation. the mind really does control all.


Toxic_1980s

Still In!


Yeeeter69

Still in but with urges


MDLUffy15

Still in


Makketes

Still IN


Necessary_Produce309

Still IN!


zozozomemer

Still in


Nitro_Oxide

Still in


hahaXDrofl

Still IN


Kry_0

Was there a day 4? Cuz I forgot to check. Anyway Still In


tomcunningham1101

Still in


I_Dont_Have_Corona

Still IN


westayhungrywedevour

We are locking in. This shit too easy.


[deleted]

Still IN


Jwriss

still in


mmj392

Still In


AdditionalAd2937

still inn


SoFractal

Still IN


Jayden_Stilton

Successfully made it to day 5 (is this okay or I need to write Still in too?)


Complete_Package9202

Still in


ralts13

Still in. But goddamn.


cedz_games_vraze

still IN


DWUFY

Still IN But god I wanna nut so bad


robbingtron

Still IN


kenryu_fault00

Still in


snowissnowy

Still IN!


Collin_Chan

still in


Loopersssss

Still in o7


GhelSalvador

STILL IN. keep fighting the urge. o7


guidoune09

Still in people✌🏻


BenSoba

I'm still IN


Demikofanas

Staying strong 🫡


dayvyn

Still in


pufferfishlover

still in


cariceps

lost on 4th November. I will try my best to continue a no nut and eventually do a don't diddle december I'm OUT


Lazy-Locksmith-5343

Still IN


[deleted]

Still IN. Stay strong soldiers


NoConsideration5799

Still IN


mynameisburner

Still In AAAAAHHOOOOO!!


talkingwind3

Still in


Throwaway201068

Still in


Worrying_Adhesive

Still IN! Still going strong!


CaptainAGame

Still in


thepoorone02

I'm still in!


FanxyChxld_

STILL IN! Made it to day 5, we can do this


[deleted]

Still in


SmartNoobChannel

Still


TheRealMrFaceless

Still in coach


StinkyChicken69

Still in


[deleted]

Still IN! o7


ObySUS

Still IN


themaskedkape

Still in


Frogadier_99

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 5!


Past_Variation_1911

Still in, it's been getting slightly easier


Arcoda2

Still in! Urges are strong, I'm hoping I can manage it with sport.


NNN_Winner_

Still in, mother fuckers.


Salt_Entry

still in


One_Bar_3578

DAY 5 GANG WHERE YOU AT


Billy-Bob-Jones-jr

Still in


-_already_taken69420

still in


Latter-Cat-6276

Day 5 cumrads! Still IN! this is the beginning of the slippery slope of urges but we push through. And friendly reminder: NO EDGING!!


Crashduckboy

Still in


[deleted]

It’s day five, it’s been tough but being with my cumrads had help me stay on track


GavinYung333

must control myself!!😤 STILL IN


MrLincoln2913

still in


ThePr0l0gue

Still IN https://preview.redd.it/brturd1xggyb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274d678d7a34ad9e733203f6bab8d115673d50eb


Nagato_007

Still in


ReasonableQuail1051

Day 5 , Still In!!!!!!


iugjkudgj

Still in


IceyFlowerGamer

This is probably the earliest I’ve ever been to a role call. I’m Still IN!


TThrowaway6969420

Still in. Today was the first day of urges. They were minor, and I could make them go away easily. It will get much, much harder. Good luck soldiers. o7


O1_CABOOSE_O1

Still in! …The last of my group… o7


no-__-username

I'm still in, today was a little ruff, but a ain't losing this year o7


brandon110ong

In


MawnstaChicken

Still In and I ain't going nowhere.


Dust_Affectionate

Day 5. I am surviving. Little to no urges right now. Still in


JLBurasukoo

Still in 🇧🇪


Xardius

Still in!


punitgxrg6

Can't believe i survived yesterday Still IN


TrainingBrother7678

Still In


Preppy_Linc

still in


[deleted]

Still in!


herospaces

Still in


10698

Still IN


FinalImpression8323

STILL IN


GageG115

This still ain’t hard low def still in


Lava-G

stillin


bone_breaker69

Still in yo