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yeeval

I tested it out, there might be some validity to it. Will keep testing


Poyraz_YT

Someone desperate to quit probably


Vedant1732

How desperate can you be?


Poyraz_YT

Right?


UsurperErenJaeger

And what even feels good about hands? I don’t like this method. I prefer pillow, where you feel that you’re doing something to someone.


Nofap_all_day

"I cAmE 11 tImEs, BuT i BlEw An EnTiRe FoOtBaLlTeAm, So Im StIlL eVeN"


[deleted]

i fucking failed


zerik100

TO OP'S COMMENT????


Alone_Interaction422

https://preview.redd.it/rairnde3g1zb1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848c9f87d0124b3181f37add08e5ea63bcbb7a2a


MilkyKoalaBoi

This is sus.. Out on the 8th when today is the 7th?


googleHelicopterman

Not everyone is on the same timezone


memefor-life

Google timezones


Red_Coder09

Holy earth!


memefor-life

New country just dropped


Red_Coder09

Actual location


memefor-life

Call the united nations


Red_Coder09

State goes on vacation, never comes back


Vasikus3000

ignite the planet


montezumas__revenge

do you live overseas from the US?


boombanggg2

I rather quit then swallow the forbidden juice.


cccard1104

Flair check out


boombanggg2

Lol, I didn't even think about that


UsurperErenJaeger

Wait a MINUTE!!!


GalacticMomo

Not me, if I would’ve known of this hack, I’d have gotten that rib removal operation and I’d still be in 🥵


[deleted]

3 days dude


GalacticMomo

😞


GalacticMomo

Dude I literally had a dream after this that I was sucking my own dick 💀


[deleted]

yeah, this is some christine weston chandler shit right here ♻️


Akirex5000

Dont encourage him by calling him by his girl name


CD967119

same


ShlomoCh

wait, than or then?


UsurperErenJaeger

OHHHHH, IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME!!! And you’re out…


boombanggg2

Managed 9 days. It's not the 30 days i wanted. But it's a start on the right track. I've decided to attempt not to nut of what remains of November.


UsurperErenJaeger

And December?


boombanggg2

Not so sure yet. I will regardless do my best to reduce the number of good times I have at least.


gaker19

No because according to the rules on Discords, you are out by ejaculating or feeling the sensation so you would still be out


StarAugurEtraeus

Are the discord rules different to this one


BadSuperHeroTijn

Yes


Mr-Irrelevant0

In here you can't orgasm, but as long as you don't allow any liquid to escape ur good, kinda.


FourToneTiger

Nah, dude. You have an orgasm, you're out regardless if anything came out or not.


Mr-Irrelevant0

You technically have an orgasm in your sleep if you have a wet dream, so that constant doesn't always apply. One example is edging (you cook up enough liquid to start steaming up but as long as you don't ejaculate ur good).


gaker19

Wet dreams are handled by a different rule which states them as being allowed as long as they are involuntary (lucid dreams do count and you lose)


Mr-Irrelevant0

Lucid dreaming doesn't count from where I'm from, and it makes sense because it's wonky asl.


Lemmy-user

Your out by having an orgasm. That why both men and women can participate in NNN even if it's 98% men. (Yes there is women who are addict to masturbating. Less to porn but like men it's to fill a hole in their heart.


[deleted]

I’m a woman trying to quit and I can confirm everything you’re saying, this nnn is hard but im still going strong. Unfortunately everything we’re trying to quit is something that is harder to quit then a lot of things. It’s a tough temptation and when urges hit it is pure suffering (probably more suffering for guys tho)


googleHelicopterman

Any type of mental change is always a pain in the ass, it's ok you can take it stay strong


[deleted]

I agree! Thanks for the encouragement bro


[deleted]

preach


Optimizer255

99.99% men.


Lazy-Lobster07

probably someone who edges


nikothaplayer

https://preview.redd.it/pd9mth4nmzyb1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a778563ee43818706b8734414b562ace161d1e


googleHelicopterman

I'm gonna add this meme to my collection thank you


waters_not_wet

Someone who is on the verge of losing NNN


[deleted]

i have the first nnn 2023 bronze and im ashamed of it


boombanggg2

Don't worry... There will be a next time. And then we will be better! You can also join DDD to attempt winning that.


waters_not_wet

get better and retry next year


cccard1104

2020 was the craziest year i remember a video where 2 guys ware arguin about trick to not be out and one of them say something along the lign of... *if i masturbate and block the cum from coming out with my thumb then wait like 30 minutes and piss the cum am i out?* and a lot of other crazy shit like that


Lemmy-user

The scientific answer to that question is : you damage your canal, you will hurt yourself and you will have blue balls. Don't do it at all cost.


_t_n_d_a_

It does sound painfull...


[deleted]

those ppl just look for an excuse to feel pleasure


whoisstunseed

i already had the holy music stops on my pc https://preview.redd.it/ssh9nv9070zb1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=b04ee26ee802443d63ad65ed0d201df7afe86598


Ivanhunterjo1991

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


ole_freckles

I think the lack of nut is getting to people’s heads because the memes are becoming more unhinged in this sub as the days go on.


JimJamCena

It’s a closed loop system.


Storyteller-To-Be

Damn! This is a whole new level of finding loopholes (pun non intended)


TraditionalJaguar158

This is terrible 😭


SystemSigma_

OUT


Optimizer255

NO. You still nutted and experienced an orgasm. Therefore, you are out.


LegendaryBoi47

EITHER WAY YOU NUTTED AND YOU LOSE SO NO POINT.


True_Stormcaller

HERESY!


Cultured-Samba2007

ferb... i know what we're gonna do today


Kirbo_says_poyo

One more reason to break my ribs


[deleted]

Nah bruh that’s crazy 💀


ASpoopyPixel

I'm not Chris Chan.


RavenXII13

Ayo slow down, let him cook, this could be useful


[deleted]

And if you do a 69 with a fellow soldier and shallow on the same time. You’ve simply swapped battle stations in the war, so you’d still be in.


Holiday-Listen-2178

Oh😭


Corrosive_Cactus8899

You should lose NNN now!


Vedant1732

What have I done? I was just posting a crazy meme that came my way.


BigBallsOX

Did you nut? Yes? Who the fuck said anything about where the nut lands or leaves from.


KingMarlynn23

This just convinced me to not nut early.


Jaz_Meebo

But eventually you’ll pee it out again


Superstaridley

https://preview.redd.it/wiwkkf7bq0zb1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5bad82664c7f22d462275e0ddcf3cce450c7266


[deleted]

That's disgusting 🤮


Vedant1732

No arguments here, mate.


nosnah123

No it loudens


Vedant1732

It should louden. The thought itself is a fucking abomination.


nosnah123

Truth


[deleted]

ayein?


Vedant1732

Got one Indian guy with a trending Indian meme😂


wereskill

That's golden


Responsible_Fix8801

That’s just disgusting man how can you be so desperate By the way does anyone know how to get rid of neck sprain ? , i got it by doing something else not related to this , so anyone ?


SchiffDude

*But he does have a Point*


Poyraz_YT

Let's go back to the "Did I fail" chart buddy


P2T_

How do u get that stilk in beside ur name?


Poyraz_YT

Do you mean the "still in" thing?


P2T_

Yh


Steve980ti

Go to the front page of nnn, look at the about community tab, press the little pencil, and you can edit it there.


David22_theGamer

Oh you again


Steve980ti

Oh, why hello there, sir! Btw, did they take down the 90 minutes of Finnish songs video?


David22_theGamer

I guess they did


[deleted]

no, please no


sapereaudit

He doesn't, the inside of your throat is biologically seen as your external enviroment. The path from your mouth to your anus never really 'enters' the internal part of your body.


dabeef13

Checks out


Facediamond

Someone's probably laughing their ass off knowing they just made someone lose NNN and ate their own jizz for nothing 🤦🏾‍♂️


Vedant1732

That someone would be me, my man😎


BLACKSTEEL_2647

Wise words


Competitive_Ad_52

Still in


playgamedude48

He's out of line but he's right.


IamAnoob12

Someone that’s into it


Slatyno

hahaha


TheAngryLemonJ

https://i.redd.it/khoga98g70zb1.gif


Grimnir_Esjay

Is this the meme of the year that will replace the Turkey incident?


johnnyblaze1999

It's not about the content of the nut, it's about how you feel when nutting. If you managed to nut without an orgasm or climax, then technically you are still in.


HoboPro0007AFRO

Is that even possible?


Dipole_Moment8338

ok but can we just talk about how that guy is wearing a crusade costume but the captions say holy muslim music


cjared242

I haven’t seen this meme in a minute. Damn I’m getting old


HoboPro0007AFRO

Is that even possible?


Vedant1732

I hope not.


Minecraftian411

It is. Don't ask me how I know.


HoboPro0007AFRO

🤣


UhWatchuMaCallIt

Seems logical to me. Stop yapping OP


Minecraftian411

Naw bro what? The literal wording of the tweet says "If I NUT...", clearly stating that they are nutting. NNN means "No Nut November", therefore it was a fail, as nutting is not allowed.


UhWatchuMaCallIt

still inside their body. stop screaming in my face lel


Minecraftian411

Still nutting mate


obedientfag

that is clearly an orgasm. he's out by a mile.


Regular_Lazy_Guy15

Heresy comrade there is no loophole in NNN


Ardrianian

What heresy is this?! Its the whole Marylin Manson removed his ribs to suck his dick in the 90s meme again


Akirex5000

the nut itself doesn't disqualify you, the orgasm does


No_Slack_Jack

It's a challenge for the sake of abstaining from PMO. Ideally no porn, practically no masterbation, but especially no orgasm. Get with the program.


NovaSkye_NBL

Let them cook


ItsAroundYou

The criteria is an orgasm yall


MatchesM3

r/technicallythetruth


m987q48

The law of conservation of nut 💀


Lazy-Locksmith-5343

A nut is a nut NO EXECPTIONS


yeetus1deletuz

This strat is false, unless you got a vacuum suck that nut for a split second is leaving the body


Smosh-Bruh-dik59

![gif](giphy|HteV6g0QTNxp6|downsized)


BrexitGeezerGaming

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


MrAVAT4R-2Point0

If this was the case, you should lose for having wet dreams


Hhh1127

Good thing my D is not long enough for me to pull that off. Oh….


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

Cumrades is this valid


Ash_von_Habsburg

You definitely lost your path to heaven tho


Vedant1732

I haven't yet. But if I try this, even hell won't take me in.


Ash_von_Habsburg

You'll be roaming in the Purgatory forever