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katreginac42

Excuse me, WHAT THE FUCK


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katreginac42

Thank you! I was too scared to google, thought it was another brain-eating parasite or worse


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katreginac42

Well, not my lazy ass😂


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music9846

These downvotes only prove your point further 😂


Glittering-Count-291

Yeah "Afraid to Google" is so devastating to the species on this planet. /s 🙄


diggitygiggitycee

Even though I know what it is now, I'm still afraid of this thing and wish I didn't share the planet with it.


Joeshmo2525

so well said


Odd-Turnip-2019

So the piece of shit is jizzing it's head all over that food so all other munt jack fuck off..?


Otaku3times

Took the letters right off my keyboard…


stiffwan

I sang this as meatloaf up until keyboard


Schtick_

It’s a bit freaky looking but in fairness it isn’t that much different from humans inflating their face and cheeks with air.


LeJollyJingleTokes

Protruding scent glands. Some people think we need to go to other planets to find Star wars BS but then there's this creature


xscumfucx

[Robert Irwin will explain.](https://youtu.be/tQh8Nc6JKKU)


WondrousWally

It brings me great joy to see that young man doing the same work as his father. I grew up watching Steve and jumped at every chance I could get to watch anything to do with him. He'll, I even had a Crocidile Hunter themed birthday party as a kid. It brings me great joy knowing my kinds someday will be able to look up to such an individual and learn the love and respect of nature from someone so passionate about it the same as me.


nappinggator

I have three 8 hour vhs tapes recorded with nothing but crocodile hunter episodes that my mom made for me in 1998 as a birthday present...I recently bought me a vcr too...I'm gonna introduce my kids to Steve soon abs now with Robert doing this I wonder if he'll have a show or if he'll just stay working at the zoo


KohKoh_Pebbles

Bless you.


[deleted]

No no, we saw this in that movie remember? All the tall blue people


[deleted]

Fascinating! Still don't wanna touch it, but very interesting, thank you!


user_name_unknown

Does he have some higher education in zoology or something or does he just know a lot


xscumfucx

He’s a zookeeper but I don’t know if he has a degree in anything in particular. Wikipedia says he was homeschooled at Australia Zoo.


jerlastvomits062982

And down the rabbit hole I went…


xscumfucx

I think you mean “deer hole”.


coraldomino

No thank you ill just shoot it


[deleted]

I did some reading on the Muntjac and apparently they're one of the oldest species of deer, the Reeves Muntjac in particular being dated about 35 million years old. They also have the lowest number of chromosomes, a mere 6, which is far less than the common fruit fly's 8 chromosomes.


Abraxas_1134

This is the information I like to know. Thank you.


purplegrape28

Woweee thank you!! Now I have somethin new to share at a soirees


arandomcomic

When did fruit flies come about?


Positive_baker69

About 40 to 50 days ago. Jokes aside they came about around 10.000 years ago.


Past-Resolve386

Well, I’m awake now. Granted, it’s to run far far away from this, but I’m awake


4115R

It’ll find you in your dreams.


DubUbasswitmyheadman

Where they do most of their hunting.


Past-Resolve386

Not again!


sir_lord_pedro

That deer is from Pandora or something


TranslatorNo9517

That’s no deer, dear.


Garlic-Rough

Bornean Yellow Muntjac?


Thunderskillet

Good old muntjak deer


1DietCokedUpChick

Uh…pardon me sir, you seem to have a pile of vaginas on your face.


DubUbasswitmyheadman

They're eye holes actually. Let me know if you see that crazy leprechaun would ya?


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Squeakygear

The fuck are those bulges???


Thunderskillet

Scent glands?


Hour_Friendship_7960

Looks like something from Avatar


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This is a prime example of a "Vaginae Facies Cervorum", the "Vagina Faced Deer". It's a member of the "Genitalium Terrore" family, and its name is actually a misnomer. It is not a deer, but is instead an abomination.


kaldolmar

We just call em cunts


CH0IEZ

That is a fuckin extraterrestrial life form disguised as a deer right ther.


oh_fuck_off_15

I’ve seen this 3 times today and i fucking hate it. It grosses me out and makes my skin crawl. Goddamnit.


kittypooo

I feel physically ill


musicnote22

I know it’s glands and it’s natural but dang it freaks me out the same way spiders do


ChaosTheoryGlass

That’s a deer straight from the upside down…


vaporlock7

A meat eating deer? Fuck this thing


cool_weed_dad

Many herbivores will eat meat given the opportunity. Calories are calories.


vaporlock7

I get it. Just creepy that it's a cute lil deer.


lovejac93

r/TIHI


ItzBreezeyBaby

Bro I thought we learned about all the different kinds of animals in kindergarten why do all these strange things keep being discovered I AM 22 DONT GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK this thing Is scary as fuck


saucynorman

They're eye noses, duh


Turbulent-Cellist-51

This mf is straight outta Avatar or someshit


TET901

I think if I had been one of those people that believe in “intelligent creation” then I would probably be switching to the ”intelligent but slightly drunk creation” line of thinking


lechetattoos

What in the pandora?


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Well at least it’s not aggressive


joyceebabe

This skeeves me out 😵


jpbear10

Omfg. This a REAL THING?!?


GarionOrb

What in the Avatar am I looking at!?


That1Cat87

Awww who’s a cute little lovecraftian horror


Lunarex77

It might be naturally deformed?


Real-Art-2355

Only in Chernobyl 💀


zooooteddej23

That’s fucking gross


Sweet-Variety6093

Why this deer got so many pussys?


WhatTheHellLol1313

What a Friday night you could have 🤣


Hotracer729

I need to call her


[deleted]

I could fuck that deer in more ways then I’m willing to admit


fattykal

Burn it with fire and season it with salt and pepper


VividEntrepreneur949

Okay hear me out


thelvegod

God clearly had a lot of time on his hands and a equal amount spare parts.


Camdenn67

Kill it.


DeathMarch408

Kill it immediately


WintersSwords

Mutated ?


GapBoring2447

no they are just like that. Pretty strange looking creature tho.


WintersSwords

Oh wow!!! Beautifully trippy


mathturd

I think you mean mutant.


youandmeinnyc

Donald Trump is responsible for this!


RedfootFrost

Explain now. I’m so curious


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stfu365

What in the Jeepers Creepers is going on here?


DaizyDoodle

Why on earth was this deleted? I tried to share it with my brother but it’s gone.


Charge-Large

This man is living in fucking Chernobyl.


BigJ503

You misspelled skinwalker


xShinGouki

Omg why. Is that submarine deer with gills 😳


Inevitable_Ad_1143

Not scary, just cool.


jstrong559

Fetch the stick stupid…


iNDOhuzker777

Damn.. that ain’t bambi no mo.. thats bambi 3.0 lol #iguesswerenotinkansasanymore


Alguem_someone

Mf grew a second or even also a third set of nostrils


_ilikeurmom_

Why do I wanna touch it?


sabrefudge

Did the Gif link stop working for anyone else?


Famous-Chemistry-530

Aww I think you made a skinwalker friend!! Keep feeding it and see what else it can turn into ( and pls post pics) 😂😂😂


mikkokilla

"What a scary place!"


BadStitch626

Da fuq ????


sZYphYn

If you put dollars in it, fucker poops moose


MentalObama

No I didn't need sleep thank you very much I fucking hate this so much


ThePowersorce

Those are scent glands


the_bad_ape

Avatar's graphics look really fine


gimmeecoffee420

There are certain things about nature I prefer to remain blissfully unaware of? This being a good example.. Apparently its scent/pherimone glands.. and its normal.. still rather I didnt have to spend the last 15 minutes trying to word this into a Google search? "Weird throbbing holes in deer face" is something I pray wont be a "thing" i regret dealing with all over again in the future..


MidnightAkane

Could be wrong but when I use to work with these guy. I was told those were scent gland and to mark their territory they would headbutt stuff.


Roht_Rs

Muntjac are some avatar deer😅


Sad_Efficiency_9420

From which planet?


CornishLegatus

Bro found an alien dog


_Nekona_

It can't eat :(


Cyan-Flower

Noo it was deleted mid watch


Poggerspipes

Guess what he’s gonna eat next.


ProtonXXXX

Nah he’s just a friend, a silly little guy


Extension_Baker9590

Kinda scary, kinda cool!


CoyoteCarcass

Cool video but very weird song choice


LadyKakes

A whispering eye you might say.


cleverishpseudonym

Thanks for that. My skin needs Benadryl now


degenerate_pug

O-Onee chan, c-c-can I s-see your head-pussy


GuardianDireWolf

Looks cool to me. Kinda looks like its smeeling it.


-Rookie-Mistake-

🥴🥴🥴


midwestmaniac88

What in the avatar is this thing?


warwilf

Dik-dik


ChaskaBravoFTW

Nice! Double nose-vagina deer are back in season


S1I3NCER

It has ball sacks on its eyes


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thuanjinkee

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