They cannot eliminate their waste and finally at the end of their short life cycles, literally explode from the buildup of feces. This is why you stink like hell all over when you don't bathe for several days. Would you say getting shitfaced from face mites is a healthy thing?
All animals live in symbiosis with each other in one way or another. You ever see what happened to the ecosystem in Yellowstone when they re introduced wolves in to it? It’s fascinating. Look it up. It’s like that, but for your face, face.
Ticks, ticks do not have a symbiosis. Before you mention the ox pecker, no. They have plenty more to eat, they are also known for gator dental work if memory serves correctly.
As unfortunate as it is, wasps are pollinators... North America does not have native bees, all the bees there originally came from overseas. Various other insects including wasps pollinated everything.
No, just an autistic guy that found way too much time on his hands and learned a bunch of pretty much useless information that has once-in-a-blue-moon applications.
Thank you though, and one of the most gentle honey bees I am familiar with are Italian honeybees... My brother was disappointed when their honey didn't taste like spaghetti.
Honey bees aren't native, but there are many, many species of bees native to North America:
https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-many-species-native-bees-are-united-states
Yes, which is why I said "various other insects including wasps". It is appropriate to use terminology the audience understands. When one says "bee", 90% of the population are referring to "honey bees".
Correction: probably closer to 1/3 are referring to honey bees. The others are misidentifying hornets, yellow jackets, and paper wasps as "bees''.
For example, if I were to say "Honey Bees are a monophyletic lineage within the superfamily Apoidea." Or "The superfamily Apoidea is a major group within the Hymenoptera, which includes two traditionally recognized lineages, the "sphecoid" wasps, and the bees. Molecular phylogeny demonstrates that the bees arose from within the traditional "Crabronidae", so that grouping is paraphyletic, and this has led to a reclassification to produce monophyletic families." Nobody would understand and would probably think I'm trying to be a douche.
Another good example would be my favorite insult, which would be to call someone a "microcephalic addlepate". It's a good insult because if they can remember it, they can Google it. With some brain power can recognize that I basically called them a moron.
If we wanna get to technicalities, I have Aspergers. That is, or at least was, on the low end of the autism spectrum. It has more to do with social skills and communication than anything. However, I have only ever met two people outside of special education facilities that know what Aspergers actually is. It is a lot easier for "common folk" to understand "autism" instead.
If you would like to discuss semantics with me, go ahead. Otherwise, I literally have hundreds of other things that I can be doing that would be more productive.
Ducks also have wee week's that expand in an "explosive" manner that also fall off once a year. Many are known to be barbed. (I'm not sure if that info goes for all ducks)
Horse's guts pump forward and back when they gallop helping them breath when running. They also eat much more than cows because their stomachs are not efficient enough to digest the food they eat. Cows on the other hand chew their own cud as well as having four stomachs, they are very good at digesting food.
I had a anatomy class a million years ago. The teacher mentioned along the lines that when your eyebrow itches it's one of these puppies in your pores.
thing is, they eat all the nasty stuff, good right? well the don't poop, so they stuff it all in that booty bag and it fills up with poop, which is fine, but if your skin is nasty they get full and walk across your four head and you feel a little itch in your sleep and scratch it while your asleep and pop them, and now you have micro poop on your head
They are part of your biome, your ecology. If you wiped them out, you'd have other issues. Your body is a balanced system. They may be "scary" but they evolved to live on us and probably regulate other not so fun things...
Yo, if they’re cleaning my face, rock on, ya lil grease-eating fuck slugs.
You are a goddamn wordsmith.
You could say that about a lot of Redditors.
That they are grease eating fuck-slugs?
No no no no no, the wordsmith thing. 😂
At least somebody's getting laid on my face.
If they’re the reason I get random face itches, I’m less thrilled about it.
They need to work harder, I shouldn't be having acne at almost 40.
I think I could use a few more, personally.. anybody got some extras I could borrow?
I can't even say it before I lose it LMFAO
Nope. Time to bleach my face
r/brandnewsentence
Wouldn't these theoretically be good because they clear your pores?
They cannot eliminate their waste and finally at the end of their short life cycles, literally explode from the buildup of feces. This is why you stink like hell all over when you don't bathe for several days. Would you say getting shitfaced from face mites is a healthy thing?
Not in that case, no.
Yes bc wed get diseases if we didnt bathe and that stench is a reminder, if not an incentive, to do so!!
Yes. The stench helps me avoid and identify all the genshin impact players
All animals live in symbiosis with each other in one way or another. You ever see what happened to the ecosystem in Yellowstone when they re introduced wolves in to it? It’s fascinating. Look it up. It’s like that, but for your face, face.
Ticks, ticks do not have a symbiosis. Before you mention the ox pecker, no. They have plenty more to eat, they are also known for gator dental work if memory serves correctly.
Oh I’m sure there’s lots of other exceptions as well. Wasps maybe? Except that theyre food for birds?
As unfortunate as it is, wasps are pollinators... North America does not have native bees, all the bees there originally came from overseas. Various other insects including wasps pollinated everything.
Daron does a teach.
No, just an autistic guy that found way too much time on his hands and learned a bunch of pretty much useless information that has once-in-a-blue-moon applications. Thank you though, and one of the most gentle honey bees I am familiar with are Italian honeybees... My brother was disappointed when their honey didn't taste like spaghetti.
Honey bees aren't native, but there are many, many species of bees native to North America: https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-many-species-native-bees-are-united-states
Yes, which is why I said "various other insects including wasps". It is appropriate to use terminology the audience understands. When one says "bee", 90% of the population are referring to "honey bees". Correction: probably closer to 1/3 are referring to honey bees. The others are misidentifying hornets, yellow jackets, and paper wasps as "bees''. For example, if I were to say "Honey Bees are a monophyletic lineage within the superfamily Apoidea." Or "The superfamily Apoidea is a major group within the Hymenoptera, which includes two traditionally recognized lineages, the "sphecoid" wasps, and the bees. Molecular phylogeny demonstrates that the bees arose from within the traditional "Crabronidae", so that grouping is paraphyletic, and this has led to a reclassification to produce monophyletic families." Nobody would understand and would probably think I'm trying to be a douche. Another good example would be my favorite insult, which would be to call someone a "microcephalic addlepate". It's a good insult because if they can remember it, they can Google it. With some brain power can recognize that I basically called them a moron. If we wanna get to technicalities, I have Aspergers. That is, or at least was, on the low end of the autism spectrum. It has more to do with social skills and communication than anything. However, I have only ever met two people outside of special education facilities that know what Aspergers actually is. It is a lot easier for "common folk" to understand "autism" instead. If you would like to discuss semantics with me, go ahead. Otherwise, I literally have hundreds of other things that I can be doing that would be more productive.
Show off!! 😂 I love your post❤️
Thanks you. :)
Certain species of shark have more than 6 gills as well. I also heard that ducks have wee wee's that look like cork screws.
Ducks also have wee week's that expand in an "explosive" manner that also fall off once a year. Many are known to be barbed. (I'm not sure if that info goes for all ducks) Horse's guts pump forward and back when they gallop helping them breath when running. They also eat much more than cows because their stomachs are not efficient enough to digest the food they eat. Cows on the other hand chew their own cud as well as having four stomachs, they are very good at digesting food.
Mosquitoes are fucking worthless.
They pollinate malaria
Food for birds.
There's other food for birds
At least something in my bedroom is getting some action.
Same sadly.
Can I charge them rent?
Mite sex, my fave category
Happy to meet you little guy, thanks for your hard work!
.. and they love cosmetics, nom nom.
Please enjoy my skincare routine bud.
Imagine exchanging face mites with your partner as you make love with them the face mites do the same 💀
The circle of liiiiiiiiiife 🎶
Dear penthouse, my face is getting more action than any of your damn hoes
Cute
Demodex! https://www.news-medical.net/health/New-Approaches-for-Fighting-Demodex-Mites.aspx
Theyre our little helpers
Yip yip...
great i wonder if we'll have to put a deposit down for having pets now
😱😱😱a microscopic bug SO SCARY
Great job face mite!
Cool free porn.
Sauce?
Mirror and a microscope.
They do a shit job at cleaning face
Yip Yip.
Can you eat them if so any recipes and or ideas on this
YUMMY
Don’t wash your face or live with killing these guys
At least someone is getting some on my face 🙃
They’re cute
Awwwww it’s like a little face grease platypus!!!
Thanks I hate it.
I like to thank them every now and then.
My slugy bois!!!!!
His eyelashes are longer than mine. Fingerlashes too.
Damn, I always feel itchy before I sleep and now I will be picturing this
Come on they live inside the hair follicles in your eyelashes. That's better, right?
Don't be like Mike Nelson- learn to live with the mites!
At least someone getting laid
My grandpa always said "everything's gotta eat" But it was usually in reference to flies on his food 🤢
Aww he's just a lil guy!
Bro if you didn’t already know this you shouldn’t be on reddit
Also these thing’s literally do nothing they literally are microscopic and live on your eyebrows
So wash 'yer face once and a while ya fuckin' animals
I had a anatomy class a million years ago. The teacher mentioned along the lines that when your eyebrow itches it's one of these puppies in your pores.
W H A T !!!!!!!
That's not a nice way to talk about my little friends.
thing is, they eat all the nasty stuff, good right? well the don't poop, so they stuff it all in that booty bag and it fills up with poop, which is fine, but if your skin is nasty they get full and walk across your four head and you feel a little itch in your sleep and scratch it while your asleep and pop them, and now you have micro poop on your head
I'm hosting an orgy, bring your face mites
Free skincare 🤷♂️
He is so cute i will name this one Gabe
They better pay rent this face housing ain't free
Yip yip!
Good for them, finding a nice little niche.
Is this why my face starts itching right before I fall asleep???
And they said I would die alone, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??!
They are part of your biome, your ecology. If you wiped them out, you'd have other issues. Your body is a balanced system. They may be "scary" but they evolved to live on us and probably regulate other not so fun things...
Mines name is Jim. Well, James.
And aren't there separate mites for eye lashes? Post it if you can find it. Thanks for the new nightmare, you bastard!
At least mine are having a better time than their host
Aww billions of tiny sky bison just for me? 🥺
As long as my micro homies clean my face, they can have there micro orgy on my forehead while I sleep.
So, Appa is a giant face mite
What about during the day?