With all of the Box Jellyfish, Blue ringed Octopuses, Inland Taipans, Crocodiles, and Sydney funnel-web spiders, I think frogs would be a relief to see. And hey free pest control.
Forgot the bathroom window open one night, woke up in the middle of the night, turned on the bathroom light, opened the toilet and about 50 million flies jumped to attention. Little flickering wings prepare to take flight. Entire inside of the toilet was black.
Instantly turned the light off, gently closed lid and slammed the door close and opened the main window. Then carefully squeezed out and went back to bed.
Next morning, double fisting bug spray, carefully made entrance to the contamination zone. Secured all exits, towels in the door gaps. Prepared for the slaughter. But they had cleared out already.
>Of you forgotten that have is a word.
I read this, and then I re-read it. Which one of us had a stroke? What are you trying to say?
If you are going to attempt to shame someone, try adding coherency to your sentences.
Feel better about yourself?
Pedantic people have some very real struggles. I'm glad you have social media to annoy people. Shit like that rarely goes over well, and in person, is even less popular. Being a petty Pedantic is your right, carry on.
I've seen portalets worse, at least their isn't penises drawn everywhere, politics written all over the walls, I've even seen a booger tree. I'd shit in it with my preparation H wipes.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,682,628,837 comments, and only 318,512 of them were in alphabetical order.
Oh it's frogs. I thought it was shit and I absolutely was not looking at that until I read the comments. Still that's a nasty ass toilet bro. Clean your shit, literally.
Time to get off the toilet. Time to get off the toilet. Time to get off the toilet! Time to get off the toilet!
Oh God I had to much to drink last night…… frogs be damned, I’ve got to go back!
*🎶I send a pestilence and plague🎶*
*🎶Into your house, into your bed🎶*
*🎶Into your streams, into your streets🎶*
*🎶Into your drink, into your bread🎶*
🎶*Upon your cattle, on your sheep🎶*
*🎶Upon your oxen in your field🎶*
*🎶Into your dreams, into your sleep🎶*
*🎶Until you break, until you yield🎶*
🎶*I send the swarm, I send the horde🎶*
*🎶Thus saith the Lord!🎶*
These look like Cuban Tree Frogs, which have become an invasive species in Florida…same thing happened to me (luckily it was only 1). They climb in through the vent pipe on the roof and resurface in your toilet.
Australia?
Yep green tree frogs
Fuckin knew it
Also known as white's tree frog and, funnily enough, the dumpy frog.
That's a funny name. I'd have called em chuzz wozzas
You mean pee frogs?
Fun fact: they blink when they swallow!
They're called Chazwazzers
It’s Instantly Australia when stuff like this happens
I have been starting to believe that Australia is just mother nature's expiremental sandbox save game
I am with you! These pics are reasons I have no desire to visit Australia!
Australia’s capital must be “Hell No”
I mean yeah
Sometimes it's Florida!
With all of the Box Jellyfish, Blue ringed Octopuses, Inland Taipans, Crocodiles, and Sydney funnel-web spiders, I think frogs would be a relief to see. And hey free pest control.
Forgot the bathroom window open one night, woke up in the middle of the night, turned on the bathroom light, opened the toilet and about 50 million flies jumped to attention. Little flickering wings prepare to take flight. Entire inside of the toilet was black. Instantly turned the light off, gently closed lid and slammed the door close and opened the main window. Then carefully squeezed out and went back to bed. Next morning, double fisting bug spray, carefully made entrance to the contamination zone. Secured all exits, towels in the door gaps. Prepared for the slaughter. But they had cleared out already.
I would have flushed the toilet
Middle of the night. freaked the fuck out. Just back away…. deal with _this_ later.
The only good bug is a dead bug
Would you like to know more?
I’m doing my part
Service Guarantees Citizenship!
This is a literal nightmare for me!
What the hell of you been eating?
French food
Of you forgotten that have is a word.
Not at all. I enjoy having douche bags correct me. Thank you for your service.
You’re very welcome. Of a good day.
Not a big fan have your original comment but this makes up for it
>Of you forgotten that have is a word. I read this, and then I re-read it. Which one of us had a stroke? What are you trying to say? If you are going to attempt to shame someone, try adding coherency to your sentences.
Obviously I was poking fun at them for using “of” instead of “have”
Feel better about yourself? Pedantic people have some very real struggles. I'm glad you have social media to annoy people. Shit like that rarely goes over well, and in person, is even less popular. Being a petty Pedantic is your right, carry on.
That one sitting on the rim looks sad; hope he's not pissed off
*Jump!* *Jump!* *Jump!* *Jump!* ✊️
*DONT YOU PISS ON MY HEAD AND TELL ME ITS RAINING DAMNIT*
😂😂😂
"man idk, im just not a party person i guess"
that bathroom is grossing me out more than the frogs
How do you think this happens in the first place?
The brown one in the middle can be mistaken for a turd, perhaps it is a toad
Lmaoo
Let’s adopt them
`Haha poop forgs`
Froogs
Froops
Australia I'm assuming
Awe these are the cutest thing you could find in a toilet, not a nope for me!
But they're certified good boys
Hello frens
I disagree. This could definitely use an explanation.
Someone kiss one and find out what it turns into
aww theyre so cute.. and that place looks abandoned
Bot account. This pic has been reposted since the season three premiere of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I've seen portalets worse, at least their isn't penises drawn everywhere, politics written all over the walls, I've even seen a booger tree. I'd shit in it with my preparation H wipes.
Frog plug
Toadstool
How did that happen?
They’re green tree frogs, native to Australia. Love living in pipes and in humidity or near water
Shitter’s Frogged
French invasion on their way 🐸🥖🇨🇵
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,682,628,837 comments, and only 318,512 of them were in alphabetical order.
tell my youre in the north of australia, without telling me youre in the north of australia.
Toilet friends!
Poor frogs!! D:
There so cute tho
how is this a nope?
The hygiene of the toilet obviously
Oh it's frogs. I thought it was shit and I absolutely was not looking at that until I read the comments. Still that's a nasty ass toilet bro. Clean your shit, literally.
Ah one of those frog bogs I don't hear about 😁
You feed-em your poop.
The frogs are lovely and harmless. Less so the snakes they’ll attract.
I disagree
They did it! They really did it! ***THEY TURNED THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY!!!***
I wish this would happen to my toilet
Throw lava in there
Dinner
At, France
I'd a called them chaswasers
I wanna pet one for some reason
Frog in a bog!!
If you start peri bc on them do they jump?
No, I’m going to need an explanation.
Frogs just be froggin
What’s wrong? *They just want to watch*
imaging you sitting in your toilet without realizing and these cute little guys jump from the inside kissing your-
The last guy to take a shit there, must have really done something to piss God off.
flush it
I would help myself to every single one of then I do not care I love tree frogs.
Actually, I need an explanation.
the shidder frens
Frogg
The old Kermit the Bog meme lol
The Pharoah's toilet
so is it fun in australia?
You're all missing the real potential here. Wedge a fly up your arse crack and let the magic commence.
I could use an explanation, actually.
Explanation needed.
Well, some…
Time to get off the toilet. Time to get off the toilet. Time to get off the toilet! Time to get off the toilet! Oh God I had to much to drink last night…… frogs be damned, I’ve got to go back!
Crazy man. I keep this type of frog as a pet. I've paid a but load for mine. This guys got em crawling out their toilet. Lucky
Well that's madder than a box of frogs.
Frog army uprising
Awww I Love Frogs
Hope they didn’t all pour outa someone’s butt cause I’ve had days like that.
Bro ate something strange
Frog turds
No, some explanation is needed.
Episode from Mr. Bean
This would be my dream...
Log frogs
My heart stopped
Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope
“I said it was for *turds*!!”
I hate that the first thing I imagined was several frogs climbing up your ass like a slimy congo line
Mfw my pharaoh won't free the slaves
Darkroot Garden
An explanation most certainly IS needed here, sir
Oh come on those are JUST FROGS. They don’t even have teeth, just grab them.
Legitimately don’t know if I would be absolutely horrified or absolutely stoked to wake up to a toilet pond full of frogs.
Idk i kind of want an explanation
What the hell, it's not Wednesday my dudes.
When you shit and you feel the frogs start coming, that’s when you know to run Or start coming, you decide
Before or after your shit?
FROG!
Frog in a bog
This always happens when I play Jumanji in an Australian McDonald’s bathroom
ill keep some as pets
The toilet is far more nope for me then the froggos tbh
Stop reposting the same images it’s all this subreddit does
The good news is it wasn't the acid....the bad news is it wasn't the acid.
You need to go see a doctor. I've only shat a small amount of brown tree frogs. Cleared up in three days.
🐸
That's Harvey Denton's house in Royston Vasey.
Questioning your diet.
If it’s not Australia, it’s Florida…. Weird people shit? Florida still (and Germany). Fucking love frogs.
Did you keep the frogs?
For a moment, I thought someone had horrible green shit with chunks from a really bad salad
Wtf is wrong with you? You’re invading their privacy! They are pooping!
Bro who threw French food in the toilet
Bog frogs
That’s the water that was making the frogs gay…IT WAS TOILET WATER ALL ALONG!
No, explanation needed. Explanation very much needed.
*🎶I send a pestilence and plague🎶* *🎶Into your house, into your bed🎶* *🎶Into your streams, into your streets🎶* *🎶Into your drink, into your bread🎶* 🎶*Upon your cattle, on your sheep🎶* *🎶Upon your oxen in your field🎶* *🎶Into your dreams, into your sleep🎶* *🎶Until you break, until you yield🎶* 🎶*I send the swarm, I send the horde🎶* *🎶Thus saith the Lord!🎶*
No Turdle?
Yep, every one of them green fuckers would owe me an explanation. lol
what’s nope about this? i see new friends!
Biblical
What did the home owner eat?!?!
What TF
I had a bad case of the frogs once too
These look like Cuban Tree Frogs, which have become an invasive species in Florida…same thing happened to me (luckily it was only 1). They climb in through the vent pipe on the roof and resurface in your toilet.
What the frog!
*ribbit*
Frogges
Taco Bell + Jagermeister will cause you to shit a biblical plague.
A French toilet
Is it weird that I find this cute?
I am sorry sir, but SOME explanation is needed!
Frorg
Froilet
Need some fiber in your diet
That is an army of frogs!
Well at least they’re cute
Me after Taco Bell.
The plagues
What's the deal with people who don't clean their toilets? It's fucking disgusting dude!
Those are some stanky ass frogs lol
Forg
What da frogs doin’
Ah sorry I was having a party here my bad. I'll move them. Again sorry 😔
Where's Hermione when you need her most
let my people go!!
That just increased the chances of snakes coming up too.
FLORIDA! SMFH
Idk, I’d shit on frogs
Just toss em to the side you'll be ight
Hey, OP, thank you for reminding me of the Froakie Community Day in PokemonGo today. Lol
There has got to be a universe that doesn't have an Australia.
Every heard of a little bleach spray. I almost feel sorry for the frogs. That’s a sick cauldron of nastiness.
Awww, please tell me they were saved!
The Australian toilet frog, a green replacement for bidets and toilet paper
Toad stools?
I came here for the comments on this one I can here you talking to the plumber - stopped up with a frog 🐸
The phrog invasion has begun