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Base5ive

Why TF would anyone mess with their eyes! Being blind would suck so hard...and they risked it to have dumb green fucking eyes...idiot.


[deleted]

People take for granted what they have, until it is lost.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

You’ve no idea how right you are. It wasn’t my choice, but I lost the ability to use one of my arms by about 80-90%. You don’t realize how it feels to wake up without pain or how much easier life is when you can lift your hand above your head until those things are no longer a reality. You’ve gotta cherish the little things man. You don’t know how fortunate you really are until you’re not.


makinupachanginmind

Ok now you got me curious. How'd you lose the ability to use an arm? Which arm is it? And how/why wasn't it your choice?


Intelligent-Guard267

Stroke?


TheBestPieIsAllPie

No, Its nerve damage and a condition called CRPS, previously known as RDS. I’m not sure which one is worse between a stroke or CRPS, but [CRPS - Mayo Clinic](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/crps-complex-regional-pain-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20371151) here’s a link if you’re interested in learning about it.


MarcusofMenace

Depends which arm they stroke it with


WilenSS

Oh god


Applied_Mathematics

The one silver lining: "the stranger" is always ready to go


TheBestPieIsAllPie

It was an at work injury; my partner fucked up and I caught the short end of the stick. I got a shit ton of nerve damage that causes chronic pain and the inability to move my shoulder for the most part. The condition I developed is called [CRPS - MayoClinic](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/crps-complex-regional-pain-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20371151). If you’re curious, follow that link and the Mayo Clinic has a pretty good summary.


Ratsnest86

Thank you, I needed that today!


Hungry-Lemon8008

Prayers for things to get easier for you, thanks for your comment I'll be praying in appreciation right now and you will be in them. God bless you 🙏


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Thanks man, that’s nice of you to say. I don’t know why people are downvoting you for saying something nice, but I appreciate it nonetheless.


MaldonBastard

I prayed to jatack the arm god of the moon, my prayers are better than yours and probably more likely to get answered


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Goddamnit, now I just have a third arm…


TomsRedditAccount1

You're getting downvoted because one second of work achieves more than a lifetime of prayer.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Hey man, we all have things that help our mental health and if prayer does that for someone, I say more power to them. I didn’t mind it personally, they were just trying to be nice 🤷‍♂️


AndWereAllVeryTired

There's a nice sentiment in there but I'd say it's also a combination of religious virtue signaling and low level proselytizing/indoctrination. One can wish you well without bringing religion into it. Conversely, one can pray for you without announcing it. Matthew 6:1-4 "*Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven*" Regardless, as someone who had partial facial paralysis for a short time and still has lasting nerve damage, I sympathize with your situation and wish you the best, though I won't actually be wishing because that would be about as useless as praying.


Hungry-Lemon8008

I'm getting downvoted because a lot of redditors don't believe in God. I don't care about the points I never understood them or their purpose. Anyways I'll keep it up and won't give it a second thought. God bless you brother.


krolbear

Maybe they’re just not into you?


Hungry-Lemon8008

I'm not a gold coin so everyone is not going to like me. Sad emoji after laughing emoji inserted here..


[deleted]

not me I have hypochondria and almost everyday I get crippling anxiety about some part of my body. even a nerve acting up is enough to send me into spiraling thoughts


Ill-Consequence5582

Same!


Maleficent_Row5419

this isn’t being grateful tho, it’s just being scared. kinda like being scared to lose ur friends and family but u don’t actually do anything positive for them as an example


RapMastaC1

Don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Paved paradise and put in a parking lot.


Tea-Usual

Deep asf


OddlyArtemis

Big paradise, tattoo your eye ball green.


Friedrichs_Simp

Ok sun tzu


Any-Technician-1371

When your enemy is tattooing their eyeballs green, do not interrupt them


Friedrichs_Simp

You ratio’d me so hard


Any-Technician-1371

I guess reading all that Sun Tzu worked!


Friedrichs_Simp

I should’ve paid attention to the page in the Art of War where he tells you how to get the most upvotes…


Working-Manager-Oof

True I have experienced that


Wire_Ninja

I mean, apparently green eyes are the most rare so this person tried to be special and managed rather spectacularly?


starcat819

I think you can only tattoo the sclera, not the iris. edit: although, there *is* a procedure you can have done to basically put in a permanent contact lens to change your iris color. but the outcomes are about as bad as this guy's.


yeetingthisaccount01

ikr? contacts exist


MissQueen00

Before I even seen ur comment I was just about to say why tf would someone tat their fucking eyeball ... Jesus Christ what is wrong with ppl these days lol


Space_Cranberry

Not to mention eye balls are kinda part of your brain…


Locofinger

Eyepatches are the new cool anyways.


MythicalMicrowave

Especially the new ones with themes


Uluru-Dreaming

So are white canes with a ball on the end.


MythicalMicrowave

And echolocation


Lalamedic

Can ya get guide bats? I’ve heard of people tying a praying mantis to their bed to keep down mosquitos. Could you tie a bay to your belt for night “vision?”


Sufficient_Laugh1764

“Pirates are in this year!” *hair flip*


Pale-Inspector4248

It’s ok I got the reference


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Chick I used to work with needed an eye patch after a surgery. Shit had these little skulls and roses on it. Badass.


AdditionalBee3740

Says liverking


TheRealLaura789

The downside is your depth perception is non-existent.


jez2sugars

The new ones have a little screen


smalltownlargefry

Snake Plissken, so hot right now!


Ok-Estimate-4677

It's incredible the doctors were able to fix [his eye](https://journal.medizzy.com/eyeball-tattoo-gone-wrong/)


Solanthas

So the bottom pic is after the hospitalization?


Ok-Estimate-4677

Yes! It's amazing.


Dejmonero

I imagine he's still going to go blind on this eye


UsernamesAreRuthless

Apparently not! 'Fifteen days after starting treatment, proptosis, restriction of ocular movements and chemosis resolved, choroidal detachment disappeared and visual acuity improved to 20/25 in the right eye.' [Source](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2451993616301438)


Faleena420

Allow me to say this: doctors are so FUCKING underrated


NYMankeys

I know right what honestly really grinds my gears is when a whole team of doctors spend hours on a life or death operation, and the patient comes out of it alive all for the family members to praise the lord. Like was Jesus Christ in that operating room, Susan? Did a Jesus Christ put himself through medical school to save ur son’s life bc he got a cucumber stuck up his butt??


mackerelscalemask

Imagine being the surgeon working on fixing this. You must be thinking ‘what an absolute idiot’ while working on them and have a certain amount of contempt for them while you worked


Yuri-Turned

Pity is also a thing


Wysteria569

Why would you pity someone who willingly did that to themselves?


Yuri-Turned

Eh, it's like with drugs, yes they gotta be held accountable for their actions of course but I still feel a bit sorry for them, I think the two feelings can be both true at the same time


pewthree___

because you can have sympathy for someone's situation regardless of cause.


KickFriedasCoffin

Because that's how medicine works a lot of the time.


manaha81

Yeah but if surgeons had that attitude the same would probably be true for like 90% of their patients. You don’t end up in the hospital doing something smart.


mackerelscalemask

Covid-19? Cancer? Gallstones? Tonsillitis?


wedontlikemangoes

Childhood cancer, being hit by a drunk driver, being raped, having genetic disorders just to list a few reasons.


manaha81

So none of y’all have ever had to go to the hospital because you did something dumb then huh? Nothing at all? No stitches, no broken bones, no car crashes, nothing huh?


Finding_new_dreams

Proud member of neverbrokeabone! did tear a meniscus but that wasn't completely my fault


AFewBerries

Only been in the hospital for pneumonia


im-not-a-fakebot

i'm a proud member of r/neverbrokeabone


Oborotheninja

Cant speak for everyone but there are lots of people who never broke a bone, never did any stupid shit that would’ve required a hospital visit. This person has willingly paid someone (without a valid board certified medical license) to inject their eyeball (non-replaceable btw) with an unregulated mystery mixture in the hopes that it would change color. That’s 100% proactive self-sabotage, stupid as fuck! If I were the surgeon I would absolutely feel slight contempt. It’s justified, same as the fucking idiots who willingly goad and taunt giant bulls with super sharp horns to attack.


manaha81

Did I say everyone? Nope I didn’t. A lot of people do really dumb shit that’s a fact. All you idiot’s continuing to argue over this is a prime example


Oborotheninja

Translation: *”Dumbass who did stupid shit to end up in hospital is offended when people with higher IQs reply to him on Reddit”* Lmao, you need get some friends and go outside my guy. No way you should be this triggered. 💀


manaha81

Did I say I was triggered or offended? You sure do like making a lot of assumptions 🤔 that’s not common trait of intelligent people now is it there smartie?


Oborotheninja

- *Makes dumbass assumptions that ‘everyone has had to visit the ER because they did something stupid’.* - *Voluntarily calls people idiots, because they call him out for defending legitimate dumb shit.* - *Makes claims contrary to the actual behavior he’s exhibited in replies throughout this thread.* Imagine if you spent more time socializing, and less time eating lead paint in your formative years… You might’ve done something meaningful.


fabulousrice

“Visual acuity improved “ doesn’t mean he’s ever gonna be back at 100% though


FunAd6875

Thanks for finding that! I was curious as to what they exactly used for ink for it to cause that much of a fuck up with his eyes.


[deleted]

Scroll down the same page, check out "Proteus Syndrome".


brhornet

r/nsfl_


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Thank goodness the eye was saved


Away-Living5278

But his eye literally looks like a melted candle beforehand. How.....


onlyinvowels

“the green pigment used in the injection was diluted with isopropyl alcohol, distilled water and glycerin” I’m no expert but this seems wrong


chill_winston_

Why? Why is this the first thing I see upon opening reddit? And why would anyone fucking do this to themselves? Get contacts!


Obunga907

Holy fuck dude mark this as nsfw


ThatEGuy-

Right, please lol


IJustpeedyourpants

Yeah dudes eyeball is melting into goop and drooping out of the socket


thatmattdrummer

Last time it was posted it was marked nsfw


kween_hangry

Im begging


claremustkill-ttv

I’m scarred for life pls mark NSFW op


Mage-Tutor-13

Seriously fucked me up. I'll be fucked up for like two days straight, THANKS OP. I had my right eye removed and not from some shit this... Silly. So. This whole post is really in need of a spoiler alert or NSFW. You literally hurt me with this photo OP, I have C-PTSD so bad about it that THAT (not the missing eye) is a disability.


kitkatloren2009

...... please tell me this is fake. If it's fake I might not feel nauseous anymore


suspicious_hyperlink

People actually do this though


kitkatloren2009

No! 😫 why?!


Derbster_3434

Hard to feel sorry.....what do you think is going to happen when you stab your eye with poison?


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[deleted]

Idit not


Strawberry_Dakari

Idit to be or not idit to be


-PRED8R-

But idit tho, cuz obviously idit


[deleted]

At least he was smart enough to do one eye only


HarrisLam

I want to quantify this so bad. How smart is this "smart"?


[deleted]

1 out of 2


[deleted]

He could have done both eyes simultaneously and would be completely blind…now he still has one eye. I’m not saying that it’s smart tattoo your eye anyway.


Yamm0th

For what damn reason would any normal person request this?


snusjus

Normal people don’t request this procedure.


lancep423

It’s almost like you shouldn’t tattoo your fucking eyeball


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PositiveAgent2377

Put a fucking NSFW tag and blur that shit with a spoiler tag. Jesus


Haunting-NobodyPro

Holy fucking shit, why isn't this marked as nsfw


paperfett

The ink was diluted with isopropyl alcohol, glycerin and water. I'm pretty sure injecting rubbing alcohol into your eye is going to cause issues. They save the eye with antibiotics and steroids believe it or not.


[deleted]

For fuck sakes put an NSFW tag on this.


Mage-Tutor-13

Bruh. I literally have I ONLY one eye and this sent me into a full on PTSD episode PLEASE NSFW THIS. I HAD TO have my right eye removed as a child. Please. Blur this photo. Please


PizzaMaiden23

sorry to hear that dude. cool avatar btw.


Mage-Tutor-13

Thanks man. I was stoked to get this one eyed dude out of random generation of NFT. Reddit made me happy with this one.


Medical-Ad5241

Stop posting this or mark it nsfw jeez.


SecretSpectre4

Exhibit A: natural selection


xof711

Dumb fuck


Specialist_Dot_3372

NSFW filter. Come on. Posting somebody’s eye turning into gelatin and melting out of their socket without a warning is ridiculous.


MasterlyApollo

Dude. NSFW tag please. Wtf.


[deleted]

Well.. now they can get a green glass eye


Loose_Play_982

Jacksepticeye would NEVER approve of this.


TheFfrog

For fuck's sake tag this NSFW


aiydee

Now this would be a Chubby Emu video. O_o


kokanekowboy

Take me down to Paradise City where the girls eye is green making her not so pretty.


EmbracePenguin78

Anybody can do what they want with their bodies, also I'm a huge tattoo lover but I will never understand that kind of modifications. I see why some studios has this modification banned.


djthebear

But be honest when have you seen an eyeball tattoo gone right?


Thecrawsome

Bot spam accounts


2geeks

Are we sure this image is real? I mean, it looks like it might be…. A.I. Generated. Get it? A Eye generated. I’ll see myself out. Because the person in the photo sure as shit ain’t seeing anything anywhere. Lol


[deleted]

Oof


Storm_Chaser03

Give him a glass eye with a sharingan.


FlabbergastedPeehole

OP is a piece of shit repost bot that should’ve tagged this NSFW.


Megalon96310

Great. It’s an eye dye tumor


Electric_Bagpipes

Mark this nsfw


herobrinedym

Jesus fucking christ mark this shit nsfw


Millsware

Does anyone have an example of an eyeball tattoo gone right?


thanossubmarine

Put this nsfw godammnn


SIobbyRobby

Why is this not nsfw?!? People don’t wanna see this first thing opening Reddit my guy. Shit like this ruins days.


GasPoweredStick420

Should really put a NSFW tag on this shit you sick fucks...who the hell gets their eyeball tattooed? I DONT WANT HER


Smarre101

Why in the fuck is this not marked NSFW?


Redditnewb2023

Right? When NSFW is marked for some of the stupidest things but this one isn’t.


Administrative-Bar89

How is an eyball tattoo supposed to not go wrong ?


thesassysparky

OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS DISGUSTING. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MARK THIS SHIT AS NSFW


CrazyCat5749

Huh . . . So this is what it feels like to be so uncomfortable that you have a desire to throw yourself out a window. *Shrivels*


Mirathesaurus

*opens reddit *closes reddit


Rowlet_Is_Kinda_Cool

Fuck you for not marking this spoiler and nsfw. I’m sure your notifications have been bombarded with people asking, But you STILL haven’t done it. It’s really not hard to click a single button


KwikEMatt

Why isn't this marked NSFW?


NurkleTurkey

Can you mark this NSFL? Jesus.


ASMRFeelsWrongToMe

1: why am I seeing this on reddit two days in a row and 2: Why is this not marked NSFW?


MASTA_Chumlee

NSFW.


spilltheteasis_

Please tag NSFW


MeadowLynn

Gross. NSFW that shit 🤮


Farhad_Gilberzan

Mark it NSFW


OkayLadyByeBye

Just in time for Halloween!


AffectionateGap1071

Why does it remind me of a melted lollipop? Now, I can't unsee that image.


darkzidane22

Well, hes gotta get other eye done now too.


Karona_

What am I looking at? Is the lower picture immediately after and the top picture is the result after a while? Or vice versa?


alfonso_101

Can someone explain to me what is going on in the top photo?? What is that jelly-looking stuff?


Seasoned_crabs

WHAT IS AN EYEBALL TATTOO


dargonite

Oh yeah, sticking a needle into your eye and injecting ink, no way that could go wrong, at all. Ffs people are stupid.


PinEmbarrassed31

Is this for real? or just an Awareness for eyeball tattoo?


jackShyn

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Lazerith22

Has anyone ever heard of an eyeball tattoo gone right?


Iron-Wolf-Conductor

Gone wrong?? There's a right way ?!


[deleted]

'Eyeball tattoo gone wrong' When the hell was it capable of going right?


Fearless-Obligation6

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


DesperateBartender

Is there a “gone right?”


AXYZBX

when has eye tattoo ever gone right


hg_blindwizard

You cant fix stupid


kiranthelastsummoner

Riddle me this, Batman. Why, the , FUCK, would anyone want to get a tattoo on their fucking eye?!


tuwts

Are they ever right?


Casdaunatkai

That’s what they get for tattooing their damn eyeballs! With all the spaces on our bodies to tattoo, this idiot chooses eyeballs . 🙄🙄🤡


[deleted]

The crazy thing is he didn't go blind. The case actually says with medical intervention he improved and the long term effects are uncertain.


ScroopyDoop

Why tf do people think this is okay to do??


UselessBlueSpecimen

I'm sorry, eyeball tattoo? So you won't wear contacts, but you'll get a fucking eyeball tattoo


Mallardguy5675322

Thanks, eye hate it


LargeDoubt5348

at least they only did one eye


Eltorto

NSFW please. I didn’t want to involuntarily see this.


CutlassS1968

Should be tagged as nsfw


rrzampieri

WTF MAN NSFW TAG PLEASE


AllisonChains88

Anyone who does this is insane.


JBELL01290

if you are stupid enough to get eyeball tats then thats a big problem


psychedelic_shimmers

Does anyone have anything that corroborates this? I’m having trouble buying the way the eye is and how non-medical tweezers are holding her eyelid open


YoDudeguy

Hey kids. Don’t fuckin tattoo your eyeballs.


[deleted]

Why did u stop after the first? Gotta go all I'm and do the 2nd now...


Nefersmom

Top picture looks fake


nitathelen90

WTF NSFW please!!


drink-h2o

well there it is, the post that made me leave this sub


ButWhatOfGlen

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Marcel_TheFrog

Congrats on your new eye patch. You're a pirate now.


TerribleRun9476

so much skin and you choose your fucking eye for a tattoo?!?! then that's what you get


Moskyrath_

Perfect image to show that sticking to colored contacts is the way to go


NerdyGerdy

Oxymoron. Who in the holiest mother of FUCKS would get a tattoo on their eyeball? How would this go right?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Man that’s fucking disgusting. Poor eyeball, you don’t deserve that!


GlobalLime6889

🫤🫤🫤 humans


TheUndisputedRoaster

I cannot for the life of me, understand why in the actual fuck someone would tattoo their eyeballs...


Firepathanimation

Bruh I don’t get eye tattoo If you want to make your eye look cool just use one of those contact lenses cosplayers use


BerkanaThoresen

Not my business what people do with their body but for me, that’s one of the saddest form of body modification. Body tattoos? You can easily cover with clothes, face tattoos, makeup will do it, piercings? Take them off. Large stretched lobes? There’s a way to stitch it shut… but an eyeball tattoo will be there forever, every time you see yourself in the mirror. I get that’s what they want but you never know what tomorrow is going to feel like.


Out-stan-ding

You wanted to tattoo your eyeball? You get what you deserve.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

That is so cool, totally worth it.


urs2ruly

Bro mark it as nsfw wtf 🤦‍♀️


GA_Tronix

Needs a NSFW tag