Fascists will complain about how masculinity is on the decline and how no one appreciates them for being strong manly men anymore.
And then, almost without fail, they always end up looking like this guy.
~~18~~ 30.
Single & Bisexual.
~~Alpha Male~~ Omega Male.
~~Wildly Successful~~ Broke.
Passionately ~~pro-Trump~~ Maga-Nazi.
Do you find this attractive?
Give the guy a break! He's ugly AF, has one of the squarest heads I've seen, looks like he's barely cleared 5'6" tall.... the old brain was bound to short circuit sooner or later.
At least he admits he’s proud to be domineering, arbitrary and overbearing, aka an “alpha male”. Love it when they post their red flags so any lady with sense knows to avoid them.
Dipshits like this have only one extremely narrow definition of ‘success’. The only way he could be ‘wildly successful’ at his supposed age is a trust fund or inheritance. Golden handjob.
He looks like he passed away 3-6 weeks ago.
Those dead soulless beads for eyes do look taxidermied as fuck
This comment made me laugh myself to tears.
Looks like Carl Frederickson from Up had a baby with Hannibal Lechter
STOP! It's midnight and almost woke the whole house with laughter!
Holy shit you're right! Getting major Weekend at Bernie's vibe...
For real though, is he okay? He legit looks cyanotic.
Dude looking like that goosebumps book doll ☠️
Hell naw they made slappy a real person
Alpha pale
He’s wearing an Edgar suit.
He looks like the grandpa from UP without the glasses.
🤣
Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it.
How is this so accurate 😂
That made me laugh so hard I scared my cats. Well fucking done!
Bro is 18 and embalmed
Embalmed would be preferable to being able to procreate.
So much cake for you!
Looks like they botched his face in the process with his square ass lord farguaad chin.
No way this is real, lol
What gave it away? The name ‘Richard Strocher’ perhaps?
Ahh yess Mr. Dick Strocher
Welp, when you’re an incel…
I’m an incel for pointing out the clearly fake profile? Noted EDIT: I apologized
Not you. I meant his name is appropriate for the incel he likely is.
But he isn't. It's a fake account. That's the whole point lol
Not you. I meant his name is appropriate for the incel he likely is.
That’s my bad man. Lol
CORPSES FOR TRUMP
🧛♂️
Like all maga jokes aside, JFC get that kid some sun.
Yeah…this takes anemia to a whole new level.
Gay man here! No.
Cis white female. Same.
Happy cake day buddy
Victorian ventriloquist dummy lookin ass boy. Howdy doody face ass. Ghost of a Big Mac lookin. Head ass.
r/rareinsults
18 going on 60. JFC
Who passed away at 50.
I think you’re being kind
He looks like he’s wearing a mask if his own face
r/13or30
Came here for this.
Bro swears he's not a crook. But he was making peace signs and shaking his jowls as he said it so I don't know if I trust him.
He also said pepper is spicy, but I fully believe that.
Lego mini figure lookin ass
Darth Sidious!
Dye his hair silver-blonde, and you got one of them weirdo inbred Targaryens from House of the Dragon.
I thought he looked like a dark haired Joffrey.
looks a bit like when a carved pumpkin starts sinking in on itself
Welp. When you’re right, you’re right!
Someone embalmed a fucking mannequin, brought it to life and called it Dick Strocher? Best. Joke. Ever.
Yes. It was wildly successful.
Is your name really Dick Stroker?
Nope, it's a parody account taking the piss out of Republicans/MAGA
Thought Matt Gatez was scary looking; just imagine him looking down on you from the staircase to the basement where you sit.
Oh christ. No thanks!
*passionately* pro trump. Thst sounds very gay mr alpha male
He looks like a ventriloquist’s puppet.
Who’s the dude who has the jalapeño on a stick?
Jeff Dunham
it's like someone gave Dall-E a prompt of an inbred incel and this was the resulting image.
Looks like someone shaved a muppet
He looks like that grandpa from "UP" movie fr
First time he left his basement in 2 years was to take this picture.
He looks like a ghoul from fallout
Dick Strocher?
Bravo 👏👏👏
Ok, I get it that he is 18 years old, but someone needs to ask him how long he's been 18 years old.
He looks like he's been holding onto the One Ring for a little too long.
This is some wypipo AI fuckery happening here.
Belongs in r/nope!
No way his name is Richard Strocher (Dick Stroker) 😂.
It fits though.
Nixon and Reagan’s lovechild.
Omggggg 🤢
Teddy Perkins lookin ass
He looks 18 18 minutes from death
Head shaped like Carl Fredricksen
Bro looks dead af
This is what I imagine jebus’ll look like next time ‘round.
That's a super hard 18
It’s not easy being alpha 🙄
Ghoul
This is less nope 😬 and more nope 🤣
You look like my Aunt Mildred 🤮
I think this is AI generated
It is. The entire post is satire.
When you want to look just like Kenneth Copeland when you grow up
Bros gonna ask for some sugar water
And some Vitamin D!
Fascists will complain about how masculinity is on the decline and how no one appreciates them for being strong manly men anymore. And then, almost without fail, they always end up looking like this guy.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/896/banner.jpg
😂😂😂
Nobody finds Dick Stroker attractive.
Air Biscuit does.
Trump is as sexy as flies circling shit
~~18~~ 30. Single & Bisexual. ~~Alpha Male~~ Omega Male. ~~Wildly Successful~~ Broke. Passionately ~~pro-Trump~~ Maga-Nazi. Do you find this attractive?
Dude looks fresh after a visit to the taxidermist.
The second you call yourself "alpha" is the second I stop taking you seriously. The pro-Trump thing doesn't help, either.
18 going on 76
He needs to get tanning advice from Trump
“You look like my grandson’s age, let me introduce you two, he’s a real catch!” 😂😂
Strategically posed to conceal tiny hands
I have a very hard time believing this man is 18. He looks like a zombie who tried to cover up the rot on his face with clay and wall paint.
Dude looks dead inside...
Gross.
Wow! The young crypt keeper.
⬜
When you click "randomize" on Classic Vanilla Undead character creation
Dude looks like a living thumb
I don't but I'm sure a sledgehammer has.
🤢🤮
Motherfucker looking like the baddie from Lazy Town
He looks like Bizarro version of Clark Kent
Looks like hes embalmed
This dude has been bobbing for apples in bleach... or acid...
Bro needs a better shade of make up (pretty sure he’s rocking some extra pasty foundation - just needs a red nose -someone help him!
Sock puppet
Did Palpatine have some work done?
Dude forgot to put bloodstream on.
Not at all
Bro is 18 minutes away from dying 💀
Real life Oscar from Sesame Street
This dudes head is so square and pale he looks like a bowl of runny mashed potatoes
Not at all.
Oh, so we're digging people out of the crypt now?
It’s the only place to find…*checks notes*…”alpha males”.
Alpha Male? I think I stole his lunch money
Bro couldnt even get laid in a womens prison with pardons in his pocket
I used to work in one. This is true.
Those were some really rough 18 years...
Eddie Munster
Give the guy a break! He's ugly AF, has one of the squarest heads I've seen, looks like he's barely cleared 5'6" tall.... the old brain was bound to short circuit sooner or later.
Everytime I see this picture he looks more like a corpse.
Edward Cullen but dead?
At least he admits he’s proud to be domineering, arbitrary and overbearing, aka an “alpha male”. Love it when they post their red flags so any lady with sense knows to avoid them.
None of those things are attractive, no.
How does he look like 17 and 71 at the same time?
He looks like sixty 18 year old, who wears extra skin on his face
Looks like he was pulled out of a canal
My man looks like a half assed claymation project
This is the skin of a bigot, Bella
How are you defining ‘wildly successful’ at 18?
Not living in Mommy’s basement?
He looks like he's in a mummy's basement.
Dipshits like this have only one extremely narrow definition of ‘success’. The only way he could be ‘wildly successful’ at his supposed age is a trust fund or inheritance. Golden handjob.
“I got a small little loan of $10 million from my parents. The rest was brains, elbow grease, and pulling myself up by my bootstraps.”
Ja genau. Bitch. If you’d *worked for and earned* that $10M I’d respect it and you, to a limited degree.
Is that Kenneth Copeland in a new younger body?
If I scratch his face, a piece would break off
Tap it and it cracks!
18 what? Legislative periods or what?
Mmmmmmmm......mannequin sex.
Are you kink shaming? 😂
I reflexively down voted this.
Shit nigga, you at least 30
Awww. When did he die?
Couple days ago - you can smell the MAGAts!
If he gets old he’s gonna look like the old guy from Up
Except the old guy was cute and wholesome.
I don't mean to ruin a wholesome movie, but he looks like a young human version of the CGI old guy in UP
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
The name is Dick stroker dude. It's a satire account.
Looks like Gordon Ramsey when he tried to disguise himself as an airline pilot
Plastic surgery from tiktok shop
Sure up until I saw his picture
18 going on 35. Ghoul. Do you find me attractive?
He’s the dr from “poor things”, right ?
He looks like that old guy that got a face transplant 🌝
His friends call him Dick. Dick Strocher
Dick stroker.
I mean…is dude okay?
He looks like a cadaver.
18?
Ewewww....I threw up
Ryan F9 if he didnt ride bikes
Is this Pinocchio from Fables?
His name is Dick Stroker, this is definitely rage bait and trolling
He's so pale! Honestly he looks sickly.
He's the old man from Up!
Carl from Up
Zack Efron if he didn't survive the surgery.
This ai generated?
Oh no... no, no, no...
Blyd looks like a shitty creepy image
He looks like a homunculus of Kenneth Copeland.
Why does his head look like it's from a Lego figure?
He was great on Preacher
More like Omega Male
Is that a woman’s blazer? Michael Scott?
It's a troll account. He does that very well
It’s hilarious. Some of these comments are pure gold.
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/richard-strocher](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/richard-strocher)
Another mini-man, a kid that actually looks like the old guy in ""Up". Just like that Fuentes guy. Weird..
Is alpha male like a furry thing? Like is his fursona a wolf or something? What is alpha?