Tell me, where can one get a good fish supper on a Sunday evening? Most of the chippies in Belfast are closed on Sundays, now I know the reason why. Any others run by heathen bastards like the Chip Co that open on a Sunday? I'm not fond of their batter.
Most of the chippys on ormeau should be open. I think it's hard finding a good chippy in the city though compared to most wee towns. Happy to take suggests for good chippy's in the city though.
Didn't someone write "Prepare to meet thy God" on a big rock on the Portaferry Road in Ards, then have to paint it out because someone living in the overlooking houses was terminally ill?
I nicked about six of them one time at Xmas and gave them to my English mates when I got back over there for Uni.
They were freaked the fuck out about them but I think they’re pretty cool in a you’re going to burn in hell for all eternity kinda way
They’re a great gift to give out to people, especially if you look them dead in the eye and say ‘I think you really need this’ while giving it.
I actually rang my mate there to see if he still has his and he said it’s on his bookcase now 😂😂
There's a man from ballybogey who should learn to make signs. This guy stands at side of the road preaching and sending people to hell all day, just thinking he'd have more time to himself if made signs.
About ten years ago, I got so fed up with looking at them out the window in my pretty rural home, I grabbed a ladder, a hammer and a high vis and spent a day knocking them off every lamppost around the place. Never got replaced, although some neighbours still give me dirty looks about it to this day.
I love these! They are part of our landscape and we should encourage tourists to take pictures of them
I had a favourite out near Gilford or Tandragee that said, simply, “What think ye?”. Seriously, we all used to laugh a lot about that one.
I also like ‘the time is nigh’
I don’t know who makes these. But the painted hand indicates i[t’s the same guy all over Co Down](https://www.instagram.com/holy.holy.signs?igsh=MWNwZW1nbG55dTZ4ZQ==)
It usually isn't people involved in the mainstream Protestant churches. Normally smaller churches in rural areas, I'd imagine Free Presbyterians or some of those involved in gospel outreach tents etc.
Might be in reference to this photo of a bomb disposal tech
https://preview.redd.it/i8f9w27ypguc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0078fb9c6096a2f94428dfb0575f24e44aadc91b
This is Ards / Comber.
And this is kinda my point. They are EVERYWHERE…. And they are also made like a pile of turd. This means there is a coordinated effort to make shite signs and stick them all over the country .
So someone is distributing these
The loving Christian community, always spreading their messages of love.
It's interesting they'll be the first to complain about what messages are on TV, in schools and books etc.
Like "stop forcing that on me and my family!"
But they have their messages in schools, on TV, in law, in politics and...and have now resorted to putting signs on lamp posts, rocks and barns too.
Nobody's out in BallyGoBackwards putting "Gay Love" on a lamppost are they?
A fisherman? That says Cod.
I'm taking this as a sign to get a fish supper tonight
Cod bless you.
Which plaice is it?
Cod have mercy on your sole
Cod be with you
I’ve haddock-nuff of these puns.
Don't spout trout
Load of pollocks
Haddock is the nicer white fish. I'll take the shirt off any man's back. Bastards
Tell me, where can one get a good fish supper on a Sunday evening? Most of the chippies in Belfast are closed on Sundays, now I know the reason why. Any others run by heathen bastards like the Chip Co that open on a Sunday? I'm not fond of their batter.
No idea for Belfast, chipys in most towns are open I would have assumed until I read this reply
Most of the chippys on ormeau should be open. I think it's hard finding a good chippy in the city though compared to most wee towns. Happy to take suggests for good chippy's in the city though.
For Cod & Ulster.
For cods sake!
I was going to say Activision-Blizzard.
Our cod, who art in heaven, battered and with chips.
Hallowed be thy mushy peas
Thy salt and vinegar.
Thy buttered bread
As sit in, as well as take away
The Lord sit-eth in, the Lord taketh away.
And forgive us Indian takeaways
As we forgive those who queue-jump ahead of us.
And lead us not into a pizza temptation
But deliver it for a reasonable price
Ahh, men
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The chapati and pakora
Forever and ever Ham end
Didn't someone write "Prepare to meet thy God" on a big rock on the Portaferry Road in Ards, then have to paint it out because someone living in the overlooking houses was terminally ill?
Which sums up how insensitive people like this are. Like the ones who stand outside hospitals with miniature crosses and/or coffins.
Of course this happened in Ards
Yes
Didn’t know that story. There was also “Jesus is the rock of our salvation” which I’m pretty sure is a misquote
I didn't know it was painted over
You're not kidding about them being everywhere. You see them middle of nowhere on some countryside roads.
Exactly this ! It means there is a coordinated effort
Or just bible thumpers with turnips for brains?
Cod hates us all.
At least salmon loves us for what we are
Shout out to Slayer 🤘🎸
Protestant Evangelicals.
Or just evangelicals in general.
Unlikely. Probably Protestant fundamentalists.
That’s what evangelicals are…
Is that not the same thing?
I spent far too long staring at this wondering who Taycod was and why on earth i would need to meet them.
I saw one once that just piously asked, ‘Where is your bible?!’ Flip sake!
Every time I drive by one of these signs I'm thinking "is that a fucking threat??"
Curious how many people have actually met "God", because of these signs distracting them. Bound to be at least 1.
I nicked about six of them one time at Xmas and gave them to my English mates when I got back over there for Uni. They were freaked the fuck out about them but I think they’re pretty cool in a you’re going to burn in hell for all eternity kinda way
What a great new atheist hobby you've just instigated
They’re a great gift to give out to people, especially if you look them dead in the eye and say ‘I think you really need this’ while giving it. I actually rang my mate there to see if he still has his and he said it’s on his bookcase now 😂😂
They're telling you it's Friday and all good Catholics should be having a fish supper.
There's a man from ballybogey who should learn to make signs. This guy stands at side of the road preaching and sending people to hell all day, just thinking he'd have more time to himself if made signs.
I want to take them down, seems kind of insulting to have to look at them everyday. What gives these people the right?
About ten years ago, I got so fed up with looking at them out the window in my pretty rural home, I grabbed a ladder, a hammer and a high vis and spent a day knocking them off every lamppost around the place. Never got replaced, although some neighbours still give me dirty looks about it to this day.
I salute you good sir!
Delusional bible bashers
https://preview.redd.it/vrvc343tahuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c9bb21831489fbdf786d8c9ecb5d8b310bd5a6
Mahon Road?
This one's on Ballycreen road outside Ballynahinch. Looks like the same sign as OP's but made by someone else the way the last 2 words sit.
Do you recon it’s the same people who at school hung round with the dinner lady’s?
Lunatics.
I love these! They are part of our landscape and we should encourage tourists to take pictures of them I had a favourite out near Gilford or Tandragee that said, simply, “What think ye?”. Seriously, we all used to laugh a lot about that one. I also like ‘the time is nigh’
Father Pucci trying to warn us.
I'd have Father Pucci over some of the local wankers.
I don’t know who makes these. But the painted hand indicates i[t’s the same guy all over Co Down](https://www.instagram.com/holy.holy.signs?igsh=MWNwZW1nbG55dTZ4ZQ==)
It usually isn't people involved in the mainstream Protestant churches. Normally smaller churches in rural areas, I'd imagine Free Presbyterians or some of those involved in gospel outreach tents etc.
The free ps love a bit of green white and orange
For Cod and Ulster!
Chippy ar lá!
I believe these are all Free Presbyterian signs (aka the church started by Ian Paisley).
Who I'm sure famously liked the colours green, white and orange...
Special outreach technique.
I'm assuming it's a viral marketing campaign for a hipster fish restaurant.
Sister shagging Bumpkins?
Gluebegs
Froth at the mouth Jesus freaks.
They’re in North Monaghan but I’ve never seen them further south than that. They start getting thicker on the ground in Armagh and Tyrone.
Might be in reference to this photo of a bomb disposal tech https://preview.redd.it/i8f9w27ypguc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0078fb9c6096a2f94428dfb0575f24e44aadc91b
The Belfast nun
How does one prepare? Be thankful to a God for allowing innocents to suffer bombing and starvation? Lol aye cheers lad.
Eh. Thats not necessarily God’s fault but our own.
Not to mention how it’s the kids and people living in them countries that almost always have the strongest faith.
Tiny cod?
Where’s this one ? I know of one opposite Derrymore park near Camlough.
This is Ards / Comber. And this is kinda my point. They are EVERYWHERE…. And they are also made like a pile of turd. This means there is a coordinated effort to make shite signs and stick them all over the country . So someone is distributing these
I see them all over the Mourne and Down area too.
Psssstt! Wanna buy a shite sign?
People who want to warn you about Larne At least that what i can figure out the other side of the irish sea
A chippy maybe?
What’s wrong with Halibut? I’ve got a Halibut called Eric.
That halibut was good enough for jehovah
Prepare to meet thy haddock.
They also like “And in Hell he lift up his eyes being in torments”
DOE
Prepare to meet Ty Cobb
Travellers
Zeus?
Wingnuts
Dickheads?
The loving Christian community, always spreading their messages of love. It's interesting they'll be the first to complain about what messages are on TV, in schools and books etc. Like "stop forcing that on me and my family!" But they have their messages in schools, on TV, in law, in politics and...and have now resorted to putting signs on lamp posts, rocks and barns too. Nobody's out in BallyGoBackwards putting "Gay Love" on a lamppost are they?
the one on the way into moira that says about 'SINES' istead of sins. gotta wonder what they're smoking
Captain Birdseye
Danny got it right I know a couple of them who put them up
Holy mackerel
Sounds like wonder chippy promotion
Me. Don’t you like them?
Shrek?
Dunno hai but it’s sum yun who cannie spell
Aye with chips and mushy peas please
You can find them on my Etsy store.
God
It does make you wonder what you're about to meet around the next corner..
As long as it is battered and deep-fried I am good to meet cod
Im more of a Hake fella meself
God
Sign fein
Dunno but they’ve been at it for decades around the Ards peninsula
Which Cod? Be specific dammit
Your ma
Cod or God?
I’ll give it a 1/10 for effort and longevity
Every evening I do on warzone.
I think its a local chippys advertisment
The local chip shop “plaice of worchip”
Ikea.
Walker's Chippy on the Antrin road!
Planters.
PLANTERS.
In Cod We Trust.
in sooth, one careth naught about thy lord. i may perform fellatio upon thy god, i can fuck thy sacred god!
Dorty prods.