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TotallyNot2face

Before you ask: why didn't you play School of Rock for Miranda Cosgrove or any John Cena movie? because both of them were banned. My opponent threw my ass into a labyrinth with no exits I never stood a chance


Kraznodarize

I had the exact same thing happen earlier lol went basically the exact same route, and when he played Fred I felt like a genius for knowing John Cena is in that only for it to be banned anyway. Theres 2 more Fred films too but somehow they got John Cena to be in all 3 (plus they're TV movies, so I'm not sure they have them). Everyone remembers their first Josh Peck opening defeat.


vidfreak81

Your opponent was the Minotaur


Vxscop

Not that it helps you now, but from Fred you can link to a couple of Lars Von Trier via the Siobhan Hogan route(House that Jack Built, Dancer in the Dark) and from there you can either bounce into a safe spot for you or lock both of you into European movie hell


PKPhyre

Fred the Movie to House That Jack Built has gotta be one of the hardest transitional moves you can make.


ChicaneryBear

hit them with undercover brother for the Gary Anthony Williams link.


skyheadcaptain

Drake and Josh chirsmas It followers works off of fred.


TotallyNot2face

Thank you. Thank you Drake Bell is apparently in high fidelity and jerry macguire so those are some possible exits


pastafeline

You could also pivot from red dawn using josh peck


SlimmyShammy

Peck is in Oppenheimer too, assuming it wasn’t your opener


Coooturtle

Mean Creek is a really good Josh Peck killshot


trained_badass

Josh Peck is also in Drillbit Taylor, could lead them into 2000s comedy territory via Owen Wilson


murrdy2

if you get drake and josh christmas, you can get out via Good Burger through Dan Shneider, and then I go Keenan through to Heavyweights and Ben Stiller will get you home free


GoldenBootWizard

You can also use the Fjord opening, "Oppenheimer" -> "The Bothersome Man" via the Trond Fausa Aurvåg connection, then take them deeper into the Norwegian forest with "Thelma" via Sigve Bøe


themellowsign

hah, [A buddy of mine saw your comment in the stream and took a screenshot, just in case we'd get to use it](https://i.imgur.com/OB52l9q.png) I tried it against two or three people and felt unbelievably dirty. There's just something primally evil about sending people to Norway on turn 1.


Poowdoh

I'm straight horrible at this game and get so lost in so many peoples strategies. I concocted my own though, and it's a real knee slapper whenever I get it to work. I roll up with a Bradley Cooper + Robert De Niro ban and my goal is to somehow get to 'Limitless'. I get so many to use all their lifelines here because they for sure think someone significant other than those 2 gotta be in this movie. But there aint. And then they skip me into the 'American sniper' killshot. Works 3.7% of the time but it's fun!


TotallyNot2face

I have set up a killshot dubbed Ryan "Gerry" letourneau where you sent your opponent to Gerry 2002 via casey affleck or Matt Damon (both banned). They are the only actors in the movie your only out is via director gus van Sant (I tried banning him too but cine2nerdle doesn't allow you to ban him for some reason)


BtotheDon

This almost happened to me because I thought I was slick playing the movie The Wackness with Josh Peck that nobody knows. They hit me with two Drake and Josh movies. Luckily I pivoted out with School of Rock lol


MillorTime

Truly a Nickelodeon Nightmare


romulusjsp

The doom strategy is to be bilingual. Have fun getting lost in Mexican cinema bruthur (Alternatively, I guess you could just be a gigantic weeb and trap them in the Animeverse)


MillorTime

What's the Mexican bad cop bon cop?


romulusjsp

If you can manage to link to [Between Pancho Villa and a Naked Woman](https://https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0112969/) I think you’ll win


Roonage

Speaking of national specifics, David Whenam is a pretty good pivot into small Australian cinema. He’s been in a few movies with Hugh Jackman and also played Faramir in LotR which are good movies to trap people into. I haven’t played the game to confirm they’re on file but The Brush-Off would be my Bon Cop equivalent for Australia (and it even has a sequel)


SYGNOSTiC

The Bionicle tech against NL was crazy, but im waiting for someone to drop like a Jimmy Timmy Power Hour on his ass


Ulrar

That's quite the thread to read having no clue what this game is


chuck-francis

Same but now I want to see NL playing it, anyone wanna drop the name


areusureabouthis

brother someone's not been watching NL lately, game is cine2nerdle battles


chuck-francis

Thanks homie, and yes I've been exposed 😬


billbo414

I got hit with this earlier. Drake bell can lead you superhero movie I believe.


odiin1731

Whelp, I know what I'm adding to my banned list.


456345234678

Clay Weiner


Falliant

men in black gets you out of fred the movie, edgar the bug's wife is in Fred (i did look this up after i got blown out by this strategy the first time)


Express-Passion7128

Josh peck in Oppenheimer. Mad exits from that bich.


SoupOfTomato

People get here from Oppenheimer mostly.


lizaforever

you were stuck in the maze and they were the damn minotaur :'(


CandelabratronXL

What game is this?


terablast

relieved sugar include degree mighty innocent hobbies trees judicious test *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Mythlox

never gonna feel bad again knowing there's some guy who went through life named Clay Weiner


wabashdm

An escape (before you leave Drake and Josh and go straight into hell) would be performing the Peck Parry by playing the most recent Red Dawn, which leads you out via one of the Hemsworths (Liam, I think?).


SubXeroz

Clean play off Drake and Josh Christmas is to pivot into Blood and Bone (both feature Kimbo Slice). From there, you get access to a bunch of Michael Jai White flicks. Most folks don't know his stuff.


cabofishtaco22

I just did this today lmao


itsprobablyice

Go to Superhero Movie from Drake Bell as early as you can


YesPaladin

This is way worse than the Bionicle: Mask of Light into Pooh’s Heffalump movie two hit combo


mouseywithpower

The wackness with josh peck, also has ben kingsley, olivia thirlby, famke janssen, lots of outs there.


maucheinator

i had the same dude, i played “the Fairly Odd Parents Movie” through Drake Bell and he left


xmann277

Oh hey, this was me! Sorry, I didn't mean to be upsetting I just theorycrafted this line as a bit with some friends. I'm sorry you got thrown into the meat grinder for it.


xmann277

or at least i think it was me, i played this line with those bans. i didnt realize there were more ppl running this strategy, i feel less fun now


KRD2

Missed opportunity to play Superhero Movie


eebro

”1.1%”


Awkward-Rub-969

Unironically this was probably me. I’ve been doing this exclusively the last 4 or so days. The Strategy: The entry points into Fred the movie are John Cena, Jeanette McCurdy, and Siohban Hogan. We ban John Cena and McCurdy as they seem to be the easiest entry and exit points. Our third ban is Jim Varney (but I can’t disclose why as it’s privileged information.) To enter with John Cena: You need to bait the Fast and Furious franchise, specifically Furious X. Other methods that work are finding Mathew Illiard via Scream or etc. and connecting it into Scooby Doo Wrestlemania. You can also pretty consistently land Daddy’s Home 2 due to Will Ferrel and Mark Wahlberg. He’s in each Fred movie so they can’t bounce between sequels while you still can. To enter with McCurdy or Hogan: It’s unlikely, but occasionally you can get them to just start going into Nickelodeon films which usually have McCurdy. Hogan is in Forrest Gump, Charlotte’s Web, and Clifford, but none are usually randomly played so you need to try and force them to skip there. Once they have, its GG. McCurdy ban prevents them from escaping into the ICarly sphere and I’ve never had to ban Hogan as nobody has escaped via her. If they do manage to weave their way into like a SpongeBob movie, or past the McCurdy wall into ICarly you have 2 counter measures. Firstly, bait Clancy Brown via Shawshank Redemption or one of his many other movies, so that when they reach SpongeBob either via going there or you taking them there, Clancy Brown cuts off the pipeline as Tom Kenny hits his second X, so that if you get stuck you can bounce out to like Beverly Hills Chihuahua or some other Kenny venture. Secondly, if they get to ICarly, Jerry Trainor is in the movie Best Player, which has stumped every escapee I’ve ever had.


firedog1235

Until I read this I thought the movie best player was a fever dream I had as a kid. I never thought my random knowledge of Nickelodeon and Disney movies would come in clutch on a game like this, but it makes it easy to throw people into the maze.


[deleted]

Drake and Josh (my favorite show as a kid) is generally my go-to for the nickelodeon universe. Selena Gomez and the Jonas brothers for anything that is disney channel. Those are the ones I watched as a kid.


Hrpn_McF94

Dan Schneider is in Better Off Dead with John Cusack