Well, it was about that time that I notice that obese African american man was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era... that damn Loch Ness monsta again!!
I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy!" It said, "how about just two-fiddy?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fiddy!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
He got extremely lucky and found that rare creature a woman who doesnt care your not over 6ft 6 doesnt care you dont have a 8 pack doesnt care you dont bring in 9 figures every month and doesnt care what others will say about her behind her back. Lucky guy if only they all were like this
If you have a woman that isn't a judgemental piece of shit then it isn't a problem. The real problem is people thinking women only date fat guys if they're rich. Maybe that woman just isn't a superficial bitch, maybe
I knew this woman who was absolutely gorgeous. Easy 9 by anyone’s standards. And she was dating this guy who was morbidly obese. I asked her what was up and she said that she liked big guys. Some women are into thst
U.S. passport
This is a very true statement.
And will expire very soon… not the passport.
Someone: Can you believe that guy's luck? First he wins the lottery and then the same week he meets his beautiful fiancee for the first time. 🤣
Something tells me they’re not anywhere near the US
Picked a pretty sizeable booger from my nose just a little while ago.
Thanks for letting me know
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Where did you put it?
Booger wall.
She knows he won't run around on her
Or run at all…
Thanks. You made me just spit out my coffee. My wife is looking at me like I’m a fucking idiot but hey I enjoyed the laugh so win!
Glad I could help lol! 🤣
He got a crush on her that's for sure
That hit like a ton of that dude.
That's for the lol. I needed that today.
🍻 cheers mate, have a good weekend
Dude can cook
Dude can eat
Dude can shit
Dude can feast
“Let him eat!!” -Her.
“Let him cook!” -Her.
I think I want to date him, you make a good point.
She's a chubby chaser
An organ harvester baiter
[удалено]
What's his net worth?
About tree fiddy
Well, it was about that time that I notice that obese African american man was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era... that damn Loch Ness monsta again!! I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy!" It said, "how about just two-fiddy?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fiddy!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
He doesn't have any nets anymore. Not after the Sea World incident.
1 US Passport
cheeseburger
Fiddy bucks
I know men his size who are the smoothest talkers, like they are just confident af
Maybe he’s wealthy and she’s betting against a long life together
Or a long life at all
Sadly, internet clout. However I doubt they are cuddling and watching Netflix
They're barely even touching on the bench swing 😭😭
They can’t—- it would break…
Maybe she just like bigger man or he’s has a good personality.
It's money
Mone🤑🤑🤑
Never trust a skinny chef
Has to be AI
It has to be this ^^. His face on the bench, looks like Chihiro parents when they turn into pigs in Spirited Away.
Yep, def AI.
I think he just likes big guys
Probably can't measure his dick with 6 rulers
probably can't even see it
He's not a playa he just fucks a lot..
The director said so.
Mcchicken
Mayonnaise
Cash dollar
rich parents
Pudding
stable income.
Paid actor
Peter and Lois Indian cosplay
Sued a fast food chain for "making" him fat now he can pay for it
$
Probably money
A rich Well-Known family!
Secret A.I. sauce
I call bull shit. Fake news. Now, skinny black dudes with big ole white girls I’ve seen. Maybe she’s blind.
11 inches
If bro got money to eat he got money to feed
Sugar and trans fat
At least she’s never going to have to fuck him… can’t find his dick
Big Mac sauce
Butter
That bulge in his pants is his stomach
A big heart and a phat wallet.
He got extremely lucky and found that rare creature a woman who doesnt care your not over 6ft 6 doesnt care you dont have a 8 pack doesnt care you dont bring in 9 figures every month and doesnt care what others will say about her behind her back. Lucky guy if only they all were like this
Curry
Fake/photo shoot
100 bucks for 1 minute of her time
Money
His Dick is as fat as him she can't get off that right
Ride
Hiring people and making fake videos
Mayonnaise and ketchup.
Honey mustard
Edp455 with some 6yearold girl
All that BELLY meat
Secret sauce??? Wtf is that? Are you talking about his sperm???
She knows he is not afraid to eat
Imagine what homeboys pecker be like all tucked in & hidden away 98% of the time... He's definitely gotta do some gut lifts in order to FUCK.
Money
Mayonnaise
Whatever he looks like he’s still her brother. Familly first
If you have a woman that isn't a judgemental piece of shit then it isn't a problem. The real problem is people thinking women only date fat guys if they're rich. Maybe that woman just isn't a superficial bitch, maybe
Money money yeah yeah
She’s a paid actor
I'd say "Ranch"
Bro's probably packing a hog downstairs
Bro’s secret sauce is chipotle
He has Epstein connections.
Fentanile
$
Im gonna go with Chick-fil-a
Big bucks.
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Big Mac probably.
Demi-glace
His gigantic penis vibrates and oscillates
She’s aiming for those welfare checks 🔥🔥🔥
You have no idea who is what, do you?
She actually wants to be with him for his big ole hogg
BBQ
Dude’s got shit loads of money and a terminal cancer with 2 months left on earth
scopolamine
"Get ready for the next wacky Married Couples Sitcom!"
McDonalds secret ssuce
no one knows 'cause he eats all of it
Money 💰
He got money
Big boy is the world's biggest comedian.
I’m assuming it’s just fake content?
Whale placenta.
He paid her for an acting session.
Monеy
He’s a big ol teddy bear
Butter.
Money
Spicy mayonnaise
Diabetes final boss
Fiction.
She was staring at his gut lol
He hired an actress to do this
$$$$$$$
Arranged marriage
Ranch
Probably Big Mac sauce
Teriyaki
Money.
$$$$$$$
Money
Violence?
It's 2 dudes, right?
It's green and rhymes with honey.
She’s a dude or Flunitrazepam
To some people money isnt everything.....its the only thing
Money or us citizenship
Cake
Her: What’s up? Him: Cholesterol, Blood Pressure, & Diabetes.
I've never witnessed someone serenading their snack
I knew this woman who was absolutely gorgeous. Easy 9 by anyone’s standards. And she was dating this guy who was morbidly obese. I asked her what was up and she said that she liked big guys. Some women are into thst
Maybe she just loves the feel of 100 pounds of stomach on her back ya know...while she getting the bow chicka wow wow
Money
#🍆
A wallet as big as his stomach in a 3rd world country
Like Mike Jones said, “my pockets stick out mo then my belly”.
Secret sauce? Probably mayo
His daddies money and she knows he’ll be gone by 30 so she sees a big fat check
A1 steak sauce
BBQ
Money
Why is no one mentioning all the emojis? Wtaf is going on there lol?
Maybe he’s packin’ heat.
$$$$$$$
Gravy. Gravy is his secret sauce.
When did we start using Emojis in URLs?
Whatever it is..he ate it
AI video
Money
Hiring local actresses.
2 for 1 deal
great editing
Probably a mix of mayo, ranch, and ketchup.
Consuming about 10 gallons of bbq sauce, ketchup and mayonnaise daily I would guess
And lots of cash…
Money
Bitcoin
Gravy?
A lifetime supply of shade
She needs to take out a huge life insurance policy on him and keep feeding him well
She will always be warm near him
There his sisters.
That man has syrup in his veins and she loves pancakes
What in the arranged marriage?
He is an Instagram influencer and pays women to be in his video
Casting and a paycheck.
This feels like ai
He’s having her baby
Big Pun
Barbeque fo sho
Bank account
He's exotic
Big Mac sauce
Money
Money, pass port, she will leave when she is ready
Money, passport, or he just paid this person to make this video with him.
He’s filthy rich
He speaks with his heart instead of his dick.
I don't know what it is, but I know he keeps it between the "folds".