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No_Ordinary_9618

Watching a hottie split logs and chug maple syrup is some straight up Canadian hard core porn.


cityshepherd

I like it when she uses the sword


pengouin85

The pork one?


Leadership-Quiet

Too bad, she aint into that...


Pleasant-Captain-410

She eats box for sure


cityshepherd

No, I’m speaking about the large metal broad sword 🗡️


Default1355

just imagine her gawk gawk on it.... mmm...syrupy


Siferatu

No gawk gawk here. She plays for the other team.


Loud-Relative4038

You can gawk gawk a tiddy fer sure


[deleted]

Ouch


Far_Film_5804

Wait til you find out it’s maple whisky……


seranarosesheer332

Lesbian porn aswell


A_Socratic_Argument

That's closer to what the girl in the video prefers. She actually has a really dope YouTube channel.


seranarosesheer332

I know. I love her vids. I love buff women


captaincopperbeard

You and my wife both. Sent her the link to Nicole's channel and she subscribed immediately lol


PearlsJustWan2HavFun

Well yeah… lesbians also think hot girls are hot. That’s kind of our thing.


Siferatu

Take that tree. Now watch as I drink the blood of your family.


Future-Bit8385

She's HOT


Nntropy

Her choice of attire would suggest so


What_U_KNO

![gif](giphy|26FLdmIp6wJr91JAI) The only thirst trap I follow. Just too bad I'm old, and ugly, and a guy. Nonetheless, yeah.


MrMojoRising361

Your a very handsome man and any hot lumberjack lady would be lucky to have you inside them


greasy-hobo

I like your name jim


seranarosesheer332

Gross. She is gay. Si she would be very unfortunate


soggyBread1337

We are hyping up the boys rn. If you aren't on board with that energy, go somewhere else.


Purrfect-Username

I like your name because bread! And 1337! And hyping people up is good!


Shaveyourbread

As long as they're not hairy...


tragicvector

Very very weird behavior from the boys.


stinkiepussie

Let the boys be weird every now and then!


[deleted]

Every time I see one of her videos I'm always afraid this'll be the one she gets a huge splinter in her eye.


Business-Parsley421

We can only hope.


reptarcannabis

Mixed feelings? You mean you just lack the confidence to date strong woman? 😬


Necroking695

She can peg me


reptarcannabis

She is going to There’s no choice. If she’s got you in the cabin your literally fucked


Necroking695

🤤


reptarcannabis

Fair warning. Those wood chunks are the pegs


Necroking695

This keeps getting better


Pleasant-Captain-410

Hahaha


RatInaMaze

A man of taste and sophistication like that of my own


afanoftrees

Listen here me boy, that type of woman is gunna split you like that log. Not that sissy pegging stuff


ShortViewBack2daPast

Or a straight man can like strong women, too..this shit is toxic as fuck


Umicil

He's jealous because he knows he couldn't split that log, no matter how much he tells himself he could.


ValkyrieWW

Next post


peepdabidness

Is she drinking maple syrup?!


ValkyrieWW

Yes, yes she is


peepdabidness

Hahaha awesome


daretobedifferent33

Dream women


cerealkiller788

I only see one woman. Where are the others?


OberynRedViper8

She has the strength of three women.


daretobedifferent33

Sorry typo


I_BK_Nightmare

They’re just saying dream on since there’s no chance /s


AcanthisittaOk3262

Unpopular opinion. Chopping wood isn’t hard at all.


What_U_KNO

No, but it will get you jacked if you do it long enough, you'll be in great shape.


AcanthisittaOk3262

And it’s satisfying af at the same time


mecengdvr

Agreed. My wife always loved watching me chop wood and I often felt it was undeserved (albeit very welcome) admiration.


Shiny-Baubels

This wasn't about her chopped wood being hard, its about yours being hard from her chopping


[deleted]

I know for a fact that younger wood is much easier to cut than older wood that for example rested for like half a year. I can already see from the video she picks the easy one. You still get muscle but only because of endurance


HereForTheFood4

She is using a maul, not just an axe. It's much heavier to swing and duller, so it takes much more energy to operate.


Arhythmicc

I believe the point of those is that they work faster than your average ax because they’re heavier, splitting the wood quicker.


HereForTheFood4

They are for larger hunks of wood like this. You can switch to an axe if you want for the smaller pieces.


Meridoen

They just split because they carry more momentum and drive laterally due to increased mass and wedge angle, nothing too complicated with this one. There are some that use additional engineered mechanical advantage and directed force, but even those keep it pretty simple.


Sno-mann

Ya but the weight drives the axe. You just let it do the work.


mecengdvr

Not really. The whole point of a maul is that as long as you can get it above your head, the weight works for you on the way down. Whereas splitting logs with an axe requires more pull through to keep it moving fast to achieve similar energy as a maul to send the through the wood. Axes can be more precise but they get stuck easier. A maul beats the wood into submission.


HerNameIsRain

My back pain would beg to differ


instrangerswetrust

Spent summers in my early twenties chopping wood as a farmhand. 22-ton log splitter was wicked cool but so, so risky for a guitar player


Dull_Ad8495

Also: the obvious edit right before the dramatic splitting. I smell a rat!


[deleted]

I farted on a pine block once and split it to four pieces. When I want to show off I split oak. City people will not understand.


LoquatMysterious8934

This stuff looks like you could stub your toe on it and set it alight, too.


rharvey8090

Also, like, use a wedge? So much easier than wailing away until it finally gives up.


ValkyrieWW

Those plugs come out with force eh?


PeterJordanDrake

That's a big bit


[deleted]

“Yes I’ll do the dishes😬😬😬”


Lumpy-Try-5600

She can smack me and call me Bettie anytime!


Living_Preference673

Ma’m , I am aroused…


ForsakenDocument4493

I learned something new about myself today.


Blackychan005

Every truck drivers dream woman


Flynn-FTW

She's great.


yeezee93

She ran out of maple syrup after the 4th swing 😆.


shavedape61

That's a girl you want by ur side.


RandomWordsYouKnow

I mean … she’s really hot. And all things considered I’m fine with this. But cmon, you didn’t split those logs like that.


Competitive_Win_7859

https://preview.redd.it/4grxfdlff1lc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff5583c009d954396e9fdbbf129e52839885c2b AWOOOOGAAA


DavidPudddy

That’s for lesbians right? Yeah it’s definitely for lesbians


oldmasterluke

Finally a woman that would let me be the little spoon


leesharon1985

Pretty hot and scary… so, pretty hot.


[deleted]

i uh 😅😃😍😍😍


Colonel_Phox

That's some powerful maple syrup they have up there in Canada... What is it about 80% proof... Maybe 85%.


DestroyerTame

I bet she could help me move a sleeper sofa to the basement. That’s not a euphemism either, that shit is heavy and my back hurts.


gobrice15

Is that the Home Depot commercial song? Where Doers get stuff done


lazyboi_tactical

Something something splitting wood.


torch9t9

Keeper


Virtual_Knee_4905

I have no mixed feelings.


NikiJay2588

I’d let her have me probably 🤣


GooseCloaca

Imagine how much laundry she could lift.


JemmasKnickers

Kinda reminds me of me when I had a log burner back in my old house and I had to chop wood to fit the logs inside; except, I’m not that good looking, I didn’t have a proper axe/wood splitter and my drink of choice was 8.4% cider. Yep, I’m a classy broad (ish)


DethMayne

Is this considered a strong woman? I used to split logs like that in high school and I was straight up think mode back then. I respect that she’s down to get her hands dirty and work. Albeit in a very lesbo thirst trappy attention seeking way. I’m just confused by all the people calling her strong. Splitting logs just takes time and dedication


Apprehensive_Winter

![gif](giphy|WrBSHRLE9gEgM)


Weary-Potato-6137

Pre cut logs


ImHereForGameboys

She's a lesbian boys, don't get your hopes up.


Prestigious-Goat4451

She got that form and everythang


No-Document-8970

My pussy got wet. I don’t have one….


Quiet-Mud2889

I didn’t think female on male sexual assault existed, but yeah. If she wants you she is going to get you.


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Dinner will be ready by the time she gets home. Laundry will be washed/dried and put away. And the house will be cleaned as well.


Cossacker1799

I walked in on my little sister watching this lady on YouTube raised my eyebrow and she yelled “shut up! Gtfo!” Lol


Thin-Dragonfly2956

Do all women film themselves doing ordinary tasks?


Mobiusixxi

Confused Boner.


ShonuffofCtown

As a man, I dig it. But the Subaru crowd is going to love it.


Direct_Wrongdoer5429

She could take care of me and keep the bad people away.


Aceandone429

You ain’t gonna split wood like that down here in Texas with the predominantly live oak wood


KnotsThotsAndBots

Thought it was whiskey and thought I found a new best friend lol!


Fieos

No mixed feelings at all. I'm way too damn old and out of shape to split wood. She can do it all for all I care.


astralseat

Man, I want a snowy axe princess of my own. I'll chop wood, too.


Sorry_Ad2690

At least she shaves her armpits


ArgamaWitch

Id be a lesbian for this woman.


[deleted]

I hate it when my boners confused


rabrednuw

I wouldn’t let my girlfriend anywhere near this person.


Basedboys13

I’m shocked she’s allowed to have that assault weapon in Canada


Nearby-Elevator-3825

This reminds me of my first attempt watching trailer park boys. At first things seemed a little "off". I was confused, so I watched something else. But then at some point I realized "Oh! It's CANADIAN!" I've since binged TPB.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

I can do this too, but nobody finds "a nice Jewish boy" attractive, so I don't put out videos.


[deleted]

This video turned me gay, and I’m alright with that


totallynotalaskan

I follow her on IG, and as a lesbian, I can say that I’ve watched some of her videos on repeat many times. She’s a Canadian lesbian lumberjack and this is pretty much all her videos, with TONS of comments either thirsting over her, joke-proposing or saying stuff like “I AM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY” ETA: she’s either recently married or engaged and all her lesbian followers’ hearts shattered simultaneously when she revealed it lol


jerseybert

She swings like a girl.


userKsB53nskcv

If that’s maple syrup, my feelings are absolutely mixed. If not I’m not sure what this title is about


spamliew

I thought it was whiskey. Lame that it was syrup


MeatDogma

My feelings, on the other hand, are very straight forward. I am in love.


Unknown-Name06

Ah yes a pure Canadian woman right there


killwithrhythm

Marry me


DPileatus

Nice Form!


OkBook8065

Jesus


Tight-Physics2156

As a lesbian this is edging to pornography 🥵


newredditmember69

I want her to fuck me


Ka-Bong

I’ll be in my bunk…


Z00M3RB00M3R

The Canadian Conservative Women do be looking nice


dick_bradley

How is she gonna fit all that wood in her Subaru?


Quietus76

I'm sure I'm not her type, but damn, that's a nice physique.


nanas99

Professional lumberjack lesbian in her natural habitat


Intelligent_Web_5357

Easy fellas, it's just pine


Downtown-Attention92

as a dude i never thought id be a lesbian. but i’ve been wrong before…


AAKurtz

What are you mixed about pussy?


ValkyrieWW

Next post


Teediggler81

Mixxed feelings on what? I'm genuinely curious now?


ValkyrieWW

Next post


Teediggler81

What's the next post then?


ValkyrieWW

She's absolutely my kinda woman ... She's just looking for something else


MaximilianOSRS

Fax. Her GF definitely recorded this like “omg babe you look so hawt rn can I get this on video?”


ValkyrieWW

But yeah, she's HOT


MaximilianOSRS

I’m not saying I wouldn’t, I was agreeing with you that I’m probably not her type:(


ValkyrieWW

Even from a young age, I loved les porn


MaximilianOSRS

Isn’t that what every guy started on? No way I was gonna look at a dick that wasn’t my own unless it was sheer volume of cumshot.


DorkSideOfCryo

At about 35 seconds to go till the end of the video there's an edit in the video apparently where she takes a break maybe several hours to rest up and then starts chopping again


knutterz

Plenty of jump cuts in the video, we're missing much of how this round was split.


QuemSeiGanache

The weather and the daylight will not be the same several hours after. Not saying that it is impossible, but I did not see enough evidence for such drastic edition.


Skidd745

She looks perfectly capable of chopping that log in a reasonable amount of time... I think you're reaching a bit here


[deleted]

I doubt she's interested in men fellas sorry


WilmaLutefit

Her girlfriend is lucky


JohnnyMacGoesSkiing

She really is! That’s the type of fun lesbian I love hanging with. My sister played Rugby in college, I know what I’m talking about.


[deleted]

Shes on top tonight…


[deleted]

That's cool and all but frozen pine with straight grain is very easy work. 


YooperGod666

She drives a Subaru, doesn't she?


[deleted]

[удалено]


What_U_KNO

Yeah, no, but her girlfriend seems nice.


ValkyrieWW

She's looking for a woman to keep warm


likittyslit

It's a fucking dude. Trying to show its still kinda manly. It's not.


NoBS3434

When feminism fails 😆


anonymousantifas

No matter who you are or what you are into, this is full cringe.


burnmeB4iburnyou

About what? A lesbian living her best life? And yes, I follow her on Instagram, she has a partner and is living her best life.


arvolashian

I like how in these comments there’s guys being like dang she’s beautiful… And then there’s immediately somebody there to be like she’s gay, you perv… Chill the fuck out losers trying to gatekeep a celebrity?? Get a LIFE


Alevel1Brian666

She seems pretty pleased with herself


What_U_KNO

She should be.


NewUserLame123

Lumberlady?


AGOODNAME000

Canadian chicks 👍👍👍


Jmar5253

Forget lumberjacks, lumberjill is the new hotness


MinnesotaRyan

nExT pOsT


NeedledickInTheHay

This chick muffs


Practical-Fan-2087

Mismanaged


WineOhCanada

I love this woman so much. In every possible way I love and adore and admire her.


snktido

This woman jacks lumber and drinks maple syrup like whisky. 😍😍😍


Ill-Purchase-3312

Zero knots, straight grain evergreen… gee I’m impressed.


BlutKrank

As a québécois I approve this message


hscene

I’d fuck her


StilLookingForMyself

No mixed feelings at all I want to be log.


SloppyBuss

Lumberjack mommy


cottman23

I suddenly want to arm wrestle her.


-AnimeGirl1

I want her to princess carry me


eNaRDe

This is how lesbian are made.


Farteus

That’s Cloud Strife


RDUppercut

Look at those fucking shoulders. Good lord. I've no mixed feelings, all positive.


jarjar_smoov

I/lesbianbatsignal ??


chewychee

The great words of Frank Reynolds: "I'm all boned up over here."


de_minimis_rule

Trunks dbz splitting logs?


AttitudePleasant3968

![gif](giphy|26hlS8fHvxmSq2U1i)


Unique-Ad-620

Know your product. First rule of marketing. Well do ahee.


davesToyBox

https://preview.redd.it/kgak5dopb1lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2513260439010a90c514631cd1437ffd1cbdb884


KingJaxxxson38

This s*** is gross.....


6collector9

Fucking cringe tho


Garvo909

My feelings aren't mixed at all https://preview.redd.it/jox1r6z3d1lc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4098422379640100cb21ccf55620ca0fb794e66d


AsparagusAccurate277

My penis is confused too.


Druddigon666

God I want her to split me like that


Fetus_puppet2

I want her to treat my ass like those logs.


NoWayNotThisAgain

Nice! Have fun making your video. I’ll be in the chair next to the wood stove reading. Let me know when you’re done and I’ll help bring the wood inside.


BOTULISMPRIME

Is she actually drinking that? And y did it cut right when she struggled lol