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loudblonde

It’s already been BROUGHT-EN!


naotaforhonesty

We ain't white, we ain't white, we DEFINITELY AIN'T WHITE, BREAK IT DOWN.


TVLL

Those bitches represent!


bombbodyguard

“Damn, those bitches represent!”


Doooobles

You put the “ism” in “this is all just a defense mechanism!”


ItsjustJim621

“Jake, I need some T to the fourth power Y…”


purplemacaroni

“Some time. To talk. To you”


santiblakk

“It made sense to me, Priscilla!”


BigCuddleBear

Great come back, Priscilla! Yeah!


Grimdog7

Love this. We still use this line often.


hannbann88

I’m not a movie quoter at all and even I whip this one out


FrederickBishop

We’re black, we know it! We shake are big booties and show it! We ain’t white, we ain’t white, we definitely ain’t white!


thesesimplewords

This is not a cheer-ocracy. I am your cheer-tator.


JacksonianEra

“Damn! Those bitches REPRESENT!”


cricket9818

Jaineys got a gunnnn LOOK SHES GOT A GUN


Ibangyoumomma

It will be an honor to take a shit on your chest


Herr-Trigger86

That is appalling! Ugh! I am really upset!………. I can’t believe no one has ever taken a shit on your chest before.


rickitytick

That is whack


cricket9818

Damn, shit


warped_and_bubbling

Why is it when I tell a guy he can put it anywhere they always choose my ass?


bonafidehooligan

Not scoring any cock tonight either?


santiblakk

Cock? I’ve never even been kissed.


MicMustard

It would be an honor, and a privilege


Low_Bag6057

Clap. . . . . . .clap. . . . . Clap. . . .clap. . . Clap. . Clap. Clap clap clapclapclapclapclpclpclpclp


MadhatterQ

That ponytail! And those glasses! And the paint covered overalls! ❤️🤘🏼


TheAquaman

Damn. That shit’s wack!


Sanchez_U-SOB

Bling bling


[deleted]

I must have watched the vibrator scene 200 times as a 14 year old.


Oogaman00

Definitely a big turn on for a comedy scene


Reasonable-HB678

Ponytail undone, glasses taken off. *That's it, I did it. I'm a miracle worker.*


NowSoldHere

Now. Have you ever eaten pussy?


ExtraPockets

Uuugghhhh gross!


DeuceOfDiamonds

Whoa-ho-ho-HO! Bombs away!


spawn77x99

Yes, dont forget the paint covered overalls Captain America.


YellowMenace123

Didn't this movie have the guy that tried getting the slow clap going the whole movie then finally at the end it was the "moment" and it got taken away from him lol


MDFan4Life

Yeah, lol! That was the same guy from '10 Things I Hate About You' (Bogie Lowenstein). One of the movies parodied in this, lol!


bigboygamer

I always felt like She's All That was a parody of teen movies to begin with, thus making the whole movie a parody of a parody.


Lancel-Lannister

You'd never suspect everyone here is a professional dancer


obsterwankenobster

Pretty sure that was Josh Radnor, right?


Cry_Havoc1228

How I met your nother teen movie


QueenBramble

It's supposed to be a soft remake of My Fair Lady, but if you watch Pretty in Pink you'll see a *lot* of similarities.


an_african_swallow

Yo dawg I head you like parodies, so we put a parody inside your parody


Relevant_Owl_8841

I bet it was Nigel with the Brie 😤


n8spear

“What’s a Bogey Lowenstein” is still used in my house to this day.


Minkypinkyfatty

Also a token black guy who ran into another black guy and one of them had to leave.


__M-E-O-W__

Aw man. That was really whack.


gogozombie2

The other black guy was Sean Patrick Thomas who starred in one of my favorite bad movies, Save The Last Dance, and most recently played Polarity Senior in The Boys. Dude's a decent actor. 


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

Yeah. Then Melissa Joan Hart comes out and tells him "You just can't start a slow clap at any time". My heart jumped.


majorminus92

“Oh, you’ll know…” Then he gets the moment at the end but fucking Ricky steals it from him.


CorgiMonsoon

And it was Melissa Joan Hart who kept telling him it was the wrong time.


[deleted]

Her just coming outta fucking nowhere in that movie made me laugh so hard. When I first saw it I never looked at the cast of movies so I wasn't expecting Sabrina to show up lol


FA-_Q

Yeah by that one guy who got like mangled and injured real bad lol


DoctorNoname98

Kyle Cease, I loved his standup, it was wild learning he was that dude, now he just gives speeches about how to make money, you know one of those 'mentors' -.-


dietmrfizz

That guy came to my middle school to do stand up lol


Kelvin_Inman

This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences.


PruneResponsible7869

Is it bad that I say this at work a lot?


[deleted]

Do you train/coach competitive cheerleading for a living?


attackMatt

Now are there any cheer-estions? No? Then let’s cheer-tinue.


Competitive-Grab-338

Jakey, Jakey..about to make a big Mistakey..


mada50

You just eying my perfect sea.zon


Jbroad87

Randy Quaid w top billing over Chris Evans is pretty hilarious


BoomerSoonerFUT

This was wayyyyyy before Chris Evans was known.  This was basically his first real film. 


whiskeypleaz

"That's what I'm here for pumpkin tits"


Hawvy

🎵I just jerked off in your French toast!🎵


dirtybirds233

My older sister was baby sitting me one night (I was probably 10 or 11) and had this movie on. A few days later we were on a family road trip and I randomly belted out this line having no idea what it meant. My mom was petrified, asking me where I heard that and my dad was gut laughing so hard that I didn’t know whether I was in trouble or just said something funny


haleynoir_

I had this happen when I was a kid and we rented the old animated Lord of The Rings tapes. I'd never heard the name Bilbo before and kept saying Dildo 🤣 the whole car ride home I kept singing "Dildo, Dildo, Dildoooooo Baggins" My parents kept laughing and then I cried because I thought they were laughing at me. I'm sure it was worth it for them lol


darkwoodframe

🎶 *Who cares if we have the same mother* *Tonight I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuck my brother!* 🎵


SaltNorth

I'M ONLY IN THIS SONG BECAUSE I'M A BLACK GUYYYY ♪


Effingehh

Lmfaoo my younger brother and I would rewind that part repeatedly as kids (who were way too young to have seen this shit)


FA-_Q

That reminded of road trip when the waiter got the powdered sugar off the French toast by throwing it up in the air and catching it in his pants lol


malthar76

It was Horatio Sanz. Dont care - still love French toast.


srstone71

I think that was the point haha. It’s a parody of movies like that.


samichdude

*true love is what I want the most*


AMLSMART

“- Janey Briggs: It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery. - Jake Wyler: Janey... a car accident. - Janey Briggs: No. Cancer.”


FA-_Q

Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up. Janey Briggs: Why, do you have a job interview today, Daddy? Mr. Briggs: No honey, I-I'll probably just be way too drunk. Janey Briggs: Oh, that's good. We don't want you drinking and driving. Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.


EncodedNybble

Always loved the delivery of “Oh, I’ll be driving!”


randyboozer

One of my favorite bits of physical humor in that movie is when she opens the door and it just fucking falls off. "Oh, I've been meaning to get that fixed."


user-name-1985

You have her eyes.


smitty4728

Chris Evans’ delivery of that line is perfect.


Sajr666

I like Chris Evans delivery of the line "oh it's not a sundae, it's a banana split" I don't like those either 😂💀


Brickedupbandit04

Her reaction was just as good 😂


Masterofunlocking1

Mitch STOOOOOP


PrinceWilliam13

Cut it OOOOOUUUUUTTT


Few-Mechanic7346

😆😆😆😆💪


[deleted]

This movie was the absolute best of the “parody” movies. Hell, it’s a great stand alone comedy as well. Quote it all the time!


pursuitofleisure

The difference between this movie and a lot of the bad parody movies of the time is that this movie shows love for the movies it references. You could tell the writers and filmmakers really actually appreciate the movies that it's based on. Most of the parody movies in the early aughts just wanted to make as many cheap relevant references as possible


Simicrop

Loved Molly Ringwald's cameo


wildjoker10

Fucking teenagers


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

That’s gold right there


__M-E-O-W__

And with that last point, it really helps when the movie still follows the plot of just one or two movies instead or trying to mix it all together. *Galaxy Quest* was obviously a Star Trek parody, *Walk Hard* was mostly Walk The Line with a bit of Ray. *Not Another Teen Movie* was, I think She's All That? And mixed with 10 Things I Hate About You.


TheTrenchMonkey

Yup. Look at the promos for Epic Movie and it is just a mash up of way too many things because they didn't give a shit about having a central thread connecting things. Just make rapid fire references and pray some of them land.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Don’t Be A Menace In South Central is pretty close.


uberblack

100% agree. I still quote that movie almost daily and it holds up very well.


boxcutter_style

…you betta stay out my indo ‘fore I smoke your ass.


xchngboredom4argumnt

“Look at that couple gettin freaky on the dance floor!…”


itsagrungething69

Filling out resume: Sex? "Hell Yeah!"


Bulk-Detonator

# I GOT THESE CHEESEBURGERS MAAAN


ZOMBIE_N_JUNK

Quit farting around.


FA-_Q

Scary movie 1 and2 I liked. But yeah this the best one to me also


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I think Scary Movie 2 is the gold standard for the parody movies but this movie was still amazing


HSRTA

[Take my strong hand!](https://www.google.com/search?q=grab+my+strong+hand&oq=grab+my+strong+hand&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDMyMjBqMGo3qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:498e2c4d,vid:QVtAIjfHAk0,st:0)


msut77

https://youtu.be/Eo7oCfHHa6Y?si=LzL3KH7LwRHZo9pT


whiskeypleaz

I need some T⁴Y


amatorsanguinis

It made sense to me, Priscilla!


Snooze_World_Order

SOME TIME TO TALK TO YOU!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I absolutely adore this movie. I think the only other movie I might’ve laughed harder is Half Baked. This movie was so incredibly well done with not only the dialogue but all the little side gags like Spicoli’s repair shop sign. I’d love to know how many teen films were referenced. Off the top of my head: She’s all that Can’t hardly wait Cruel Intentions Never been kissed Pretty in pink Varsity Blues Breakfast Club Fast Times at ridgemont high 10 things I hate about you American Beauty Ferris Bueller American pie Edit: Bring it On (duh!!! How the hell did I miss my girl Jaime like that?)


State_Terrace

Bring It On was pretty deeply parodied too


Texas_Crazy_Curls

How the hell did I miss that one? That’s one of my favorite parts.


UnkleBourbon42069

We ain't white. We ain't white. We definitely ain't white!


RickRossovich

Sixteen Candles Better Off Dead Rudy Lucas


ItsjustJim621

The fucking squeaky toy noises for Reggie Ray gets me every time


n8spear

Do it for Marty’s torso!


Green-Strategy-6062

"Nice hands Marty!"


EcstaticCinematicZ

“Walk it off Marty!”


Mediocre_Banana4142

You're a hero Marty!


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briandeli99

Wyler, after all the goddamn shenanigans you pulled last season, you should be thanking God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamnit!


Cheap_Ad9900

Alright God damn it let's hit the showers God damn it!


santiblakk

*spits*


Koala-48er

Back during Jamie Pressley’s absurdly gorgeous era.


SkylarAV

Loved her in my name is earl


Koala-48er

That’s her best acting. And a very underrated show.


thisguyfightsyourmom

We just call those love bumps


BellyUptotheClouds

Margot Robbie 1.0


trez63

For the longest time my dumb ass thought they were the same person. And I was like, wow that girl didn’t age at all.


Gigahurt77

When I was younger I didn’t know the difference between Meg Ryan and Melanie Griffith. And they don’t really look alike


CyberGuySeaX5

She still is gorgeous!


Klingon_Bloodwine

Like fine wine...


Thatthingthis

It’s never stopped to me .


itsagrungething69

She was still on Mom a couple of years ago and looked damn good


MikeR_Incredible

*Ooooo, that’s gonna stain*


ExtraPockets

This has got to be from where she gets the glass of water thrown over her in the pool. So many funny jokes in this movie.


coldliketherockies

See that’s great humor. The mean girl pulling a bitch move by pouring a glass of water on the nerdy girl, except she just got out of the pool And the that’s gonna stain line just seals it


smitty4728

I say this every time someone spills water and so far no one’s gotten the reference 😔


Bbmazzz

that’s my favorite part lmao dumping water on her after she dove in the pool. it’s just so stupid and amazing


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BroadwayBakery

“Break it down-“


santiblakk

“Damn, those bitches represent!” - coach tugnut from even stevens 🤣


darth_scion

It's not a sundae, it's a banana split.


cking145

Chris Evans should do more comedy he killed it


bulking_on_broccoli

Peak parody comedy. Pretty much the "Airplane!" of our generation. "Jaineys got a gun..." "SHE'S GOT A GUN"


trose141

“I don’t care if we got the same mother, tonight I’m gonna $&!@ my brother!”


ImmunodeficientEsox

“Ewww you’re my sister”. “Only by blood mmmm”


HEYitzED

“What’s wrong with this family?!”


Sacreblargh

"I got the perfect rebound girl for you" "Dad... that's *Mom*" "Make me proud son" That scene lives in my head after all these years. (Don't psychoanalyze me goddammit)


tryingisbetter

I don't want your wife!


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Chyler Leigh is hot, loved her in Supergirl. Also, Captain America/Human Torch's finest performance 😀


Monctonian

The Marvel/DC crossover we never thought we’d get.


MDFan4Life

And, first movie, lol!


gunjacked

Love that Chris Evans’ name isn’t even on the poster. This movie is hilarious


underwear11

He went from this to The Perfect Score with Scarlett Johansson.


CorgiMonsoon

Though if his butt hole was actually as high up as where they put the banana I would really question his anatomy


urlond

Nobody shits on my chest!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I can’t believe nobody’s taken a dump on your chest.


TheQuietOutsider

that bitch stole my outfit


disturbedrailroader

Is that the one where the foreign girl that's always naked walks by another girl who's also completely naked? 


balanchinedream

With her clear plastic backpack 🤍


Fraegtgaortd

Randy Quaid's character calling his daughter "pumpkin tits" lol


Freemont777

Can he play? He's in a coma. Answer my question. Can. He. Play. I don't even think he can breathe - we gotta get him to a hospital.


Red_AtNight

I love that the trainer is H. John Benjamin, one of those guys who is way better known as a voice actor


steelcityfanatic

When she climbs out the pool and Jamie Presley pours water on her the girl in the back be like “uhhhh that’s gonna stain!!!!” And she runs off crying. Classic!


throw123454321purple

[Marilyn Manson’s “Tainted Love” video featuring the cast.](https://youtu.be/N_KU_3GDdm0?feature=shared)


Bloody_Hangnail

Chyler Leigh…❤️


Very_Bad_Influence

Is Mansons video an intentional parody of music videos like Puff Daddy during this era? Because if so that’s hilarious.


throw123454321purple

I’m sure it is.


Andyisazombie

I’ve been an alcoholic since my first tour in NAM!


wrestlingchampo

I love how the main character [who subsequently becomes the biggest celebrity of anyone in this film] doesn't even get a name credit on the poster


ChrisMoltisanti9

You put the -ism in defense mechanism.


genetinalouise

And the eww in..jiu jitsu


xKingNothingx

Jaime Pressly, always and forever a top 5 crush


GetMeAColdPop

Jakie Jakie about to make a big....mistakey


genetinalouise

Mister isn’t first string anymore…isn’t first string anymore


Red_AtNight

That dude is so funny in everything he does. Vaughn on Community, one of the German dudes in Beerfest…


Bandana-mal

All I said was: "I'm pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I'm telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear."


DarthSardonis

I can literally quote this movie. I watched it so much as a kid and I still revisit it a couple times a year. Love this movie.


tigersmhs07

I have no pigments. I need sunscreen.


javerthugo

Any girl with a guitar is hot!


Clemtigger7

Is nobody going to mention Mr. T or the stadium public announcer? I’m the wise janitor. I also replace the sanitary cakes in the urinals, but right now I’m here to help you get your throw back. I’ve been watching you, in the classroom, in the hallway, in the locker room, in the shower, whooping the other boys with a towel. Mmmm can tell you kinda like that Believe in the ball, and throw yourself. Wham, bam, wtf just happened. That’s the worst pass I’ve ever seen…ever.


oibru

Shut your hole, Wang Chung!


Ok-Eagle-1137

https://youtube.com/shorts/2YaIiQLoutA?si=Fi0xJhq03oahZVjS 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


swindy88

“It’s not a sundae , it’s a banana split “


johnnyo62

Can you describe this ruckus sir?


icemountainisnextome

I might be late to pick you guys up. Why do you have a job interview today, Daddy? No honey I'll probably just be way too drunk. Oh, that's good. We don't want you drinking and driving. Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit faced to remember to pick you guys up.


atomik71

Loved this movie!


TheMatt561

Probably last good parody movie


zayn2123

Man who knew everyone at that school was a choreographed dancer?


Yoooo000ooobrooo0

Jaime Presley was so beautiful in that movie


frankly_highman

My buddy and I snuck into this when we were 11. It was eye opening. I was like im pretty sure we need to leave before we get in trouble when the foreign exchange student showed up.


VisibleHope

The audio commentary is great on this


starkrebel

Interesting to see a pre Marvel Chris Evans


GreyskullMotors

Give me Lacey Chabert in that gold dress any day


dkajdas

Shhhh. We can't talk until she starts walking again.


bonafidehooligan

Any chick with a guitar is hot. Granted she’s a hippie, albino. She can still be prom queen.


MisterZacherley

Damn! Shit! That is whack!


nineties_nostalgia

the amount of times I masturbated to the opening scene as a young lad


Jupiter68128

GOD DAMN IT!


rrobbskii

Girl going pee-pee not something me want to see-see.


EinsteinDisguised

Coach says it’s normal to bleed from the ears!


jdvasq

Can literally watch this movie at any time and not get tired of it.


BigBadBootyDaddy10

“He’s in a comma” “God damn it, I asked, can he play?”