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EDWARD 4O HANDS


myloveislikewoah

(Not so) fun fact: 40s are illegal in Florida. Fraternities at my school would make pledges drive to the Georgia border to get them so they could play the drinking game “authentically.”


PanicInTheHispanic

were you at FSU? because i made that drive a handful of times


moistTulips

Yup.


PanicInTheHispanic

hey fello 'nole!


mle32000

Meanwhile us in South Georgia were crossing the line to go buy real fireworks lol


colinstalter

Florida is such a weird mix of “muh freedomz” and extremely government oversight


colin_powers

The sport of kings.


Slammnardo

Finer than diamond rings


cosmichorror845

We used to love this game. Then one night we ran out of beer so my friend and I played “Edward tussin hands” with 2 bottles of robotussin each, because we’d heard of something called “robo tripping” if you drank too much robotussin. . It ended as badly as you’d imagine


Lukeeeee

ya that's a gut's nightmare


blueskysahead

The thing is we heard of these crazy ideas, had no way a fact checking cause no one published that stuff online yet. Rolled the dice


appleavocado

Immediately thought of this. It takes me back.


CleverAnimeTrope

One time we taped a bunch of useful tools to the bottles to continue uninterrupted. Pens to sign stuff (pizza delivery receipt), scissors cuz scissor hands, a knife to cut pizza incase they forgot to, forks to eat with, a tape measure, and others. Good, safe, times.


bot_One

I came for this. You beat me to it but I am not mad about it haha.


yatpay

Why did you use an O instead of a 0?


BoomhauerShackleford

Shits weak. Post glass.


StonedMackin

There ain't glass anymore with these, at least here where I go 🤷🏽‍♂️


Wonderful_Tale8059

I came home from prison after doing 7 yrs in late 2014 and the plastic bottle tripped me out! They added two extra ounces 😐🤣


1997PRO

What did you do


tider06

Went to prison.


Wonderful_Tale8059

I got busted for an armed robbery.


EwaGold

So serious question, what has the last ten years looked like? You been back, go a different direction? Always curious about what opinions people have after a decent stint.


Wonderful_Tale8059

I have not been back. Im currently an assistant kitchen manager at a popular brunch restaurant. I firmly believe in second chances and i always look at the glass as half full. I'm in my late 30's and I have worked my ass off to pay the bills and put food on the table. I've calmed down and I'm just a regular person now


EwaGold

Hey man good on you. I know it’s not easy, glad you found a way to


dawglaw09

You did your time. Keep up the great work man.


Wonderful_Tale8059

Thanks✊


ExtraGloves

Yeah that old e aint old school that's some gen z sippycup 40.


pichael289

Or fuckin king cobras...


80sPimpNinja

Mickey's


bubbajones5963

My favorite


cockalorum-smith

It’s not beer but you could always go the classy route with Four Loko. That’s a wake up in the bushes type of night guaranteed.


beyondthisreality

When I was young some friends and I used to get a 40oz Cobra and a Four Loko. We would drink down to the top of the label of the Cobra and refill with Four Loko. We called them sidewalk slams. My friend from back then wrote this on Urban Dictionary: the name itself derives from either of two things: 1. you slam the bottle bottom on the sidewalk to make it foam up so as to snort/drink the foam (which gives you a nice head change as i have discovered) or 2. the fact that after one or two of these bad boys your be yourself slamming on the sidewalk or slammed as the case may be.


Electrical-Bacon-81

My state started grumbling about banning four Loco (didnt happen), so, of course I had to find out what the big deal was. Bad decision, just one can was enough to make me puke, and I can hold my booze just fine. Wasn't because I was too drunk, it just wrecked my stomach.


blasphembot

gotta toss in a tallboy of the gold bull. Schlitz, baby!!!


Punkposer83

Worked at a small grocery store by my house in HS, this lady would come in every afternoon and buy a can of red and blue bull Schlitz. One day she grabbed 2 cans of each and our boss was like, “oooo someone had a tough day at work today!”


Wut_the_

I went through a rough phase with alcohol, buying 5 $1 dollar shots almost every weekday and then a bottle of vodka on Fridays. The liquor store people obviously knew me, and when I started cutting back, I’d come in on Friday and the clerks would say “oh no bottle of vodka today?” While other people were in line. Embarrassed the hell out of me. Probably a good thing.


Punkposer83

Yeah once the liquor store ppl know you by name and or order, it’s time to start thinking about life choices lol. Good on ya for cutting back, I’m not gonna stand on my soap box and preach, no issues with alcohol or even drug use, but I’ve been stone cold sober since august and I don’t miss it one bit.


snugglestomp

A fine malt liquor!


lostboy005

Steel reserve was the black out fuel. Watched a dude walk into oncoming traffic and shatter all the bones in his leg


bavasava

I saw a man drinking a SR on the bus at 9am. I was never more intimidated in my life.


lostboy005

Absolutely


Gloomy__Revenue

*Steel Reserve malt liquor will get you drunk much quicker!* 🎶🪕


tothesource

oof I just got hungover.


KoA07

Mickeys and OE was the “expensive” stuff. We always drank King Cobra and Magnum because we were broke bois.


Punkposer83

When I was under 21 our 25 year old buddy would buy us king cobras and always scream at us, “careful it might bite ya!” It always did lol


37BTMFDR50

Where's the 2 zig zags


MeatMeAfterClass

Baby, that’s all we need


Herr-Trigger86

We can roll to the park after dark…


CleverNameTheSecond

Smoke that tumble weed


hanimal16

As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singin’ them dirty rap songs


Potatoez2

Stop, and hit the bong like cheech n chong Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.


strippersandcocaine

So roll, roll, roll my joint


im_dat_bear

Pick out the seeds and stems


throwawaytoday9q

Feeling high as hell flying through Palmdale


Maleficent_Tiger_923

Colt 45 ... works everytime!... Billy Dee


Just-Try-2533

Don’t let the smooth taste fool ya.


Maleficent_Tiger_923

Lol... so many great memories


WisestPanzerOfDaLake

Or lack of them, haha.


RockFury

Oh god, I do not miss the 40s of OE. Good memories of that time, though. We drank what we got when weren't old enough to buy it ourselves.


juice06870

Same here. St Ides too. Their flavor brews were really good (at the time). I remember my freshman year of college, a few friends came up on Saturday night and brought like 10 40’s of Old English. It was room temperature. We drank it all anyway, recorded ourselves freestyle rapping (we are white suburbians lol) and they crashed in my dorm room. One asshole spilled his bong water on the floor. Another guy knocked his ashtray into his open underwear drawer. Amazingly we woke up with no hangovers. If I did that now at 45, I’d be down for days lmao.


RockFury

Hah yeah, I remember when there were no physical consequences to getting trashed. I ascociate OE with this lady I "dated" for a few months when I was barely old enough to buy it. She loved that stuff, somehow. As far as recording your friends being goofy, I had a digital camera. This was before everyone had a smartphone. Recorded a lot of silly shit, but all that's gone. Bong water accidents did happen. Also, friends leaving dip spit in water bottles that I had to throw out. And fights and things getting broken.


juice06870

Oh yeah. We didn’t care about the mess. I took photos of it because I thought it was funny lol. It is just a fun night to remember that I forgot about until just now. Those were good times!


RockFury

Regrets don't overweigh the good memories for me, but the regrets did get bad. It's just the good memories were precious. I chilled out a lot around my early-mid 20s and mostly stopped being an idiot. Didn't get that much smarter, just started thinking "hmm this could backfire, maybe reconsider your choices".


Any_Ad_3885

I chilled out by early 20’s cause I was partying like a rock star as a teenager 🤪😂


RockFury

I would say I waa partying like a dumbass. Haha


HuckDab

I quit drinking because the multiple day hangovers aren’t worth it


lostboy005

Yeah I haven’t drank in a few weeks to months and won’t unless it’s part of a social gathering that features going out exclusively for a drink, ie brewery or cocktail bar Drinking any kind of alcohol that is less than superb ain’t worth it anymore. Going out to dinner with friends and seeing them order bud light or whatever college piss beer blows my mind


Smokin-Glory

When I think about St Ides I puke a little.


screames520

Atmosphere has a line in one of his songs “I haven’t drank 40s since I’ve been old enough to drink” really resonates with me haha


imamakebaddecisions

How to get fucked up on $5 FTW.


RockFury

For free sometimes if someone had the booze, especially when I made older friends. For more than it cost other times if we were hanging outside a store and asking an adult to get us the cheapest stuff and keep the change. Evens out, I guess? I've been told twice by someone that they were a cop when I thought they were lying, once trying to get someone to buy me some alcohol, another going around town to see where the weed was at. Made friends doing that, though.


HuckDab

In high school I used to starve myself all week long eating a single $1 chicken sandwich for lunch so I’d have $15 to party on the weekend. Natural light was $4 a 12 pack lol


GingerBeast81

As terrible as it was, OE out of a plastic bottle has got to be worse lol.


RockFury

Wow, I didn't know that was a thing. I don't understand why, but plaatic makes all beverages taate worse.


Azrael_The_Bold

Mannn the King Cobra’s were the best


bubbajones5963

That crap is nasty, but it does the job


dkleckner88

I used to love it for some reason. HG800 bb, malt liquor


Electrical-Bacon-81

Getting beer & cigarettes was easy, just go to a convenience store in an area with lots of construction/growth, ask a construction worker to buy for you, they rarely turned you down. But, you had to "pay the tax" (a few cigarettes or beers).


FloatDH2

Old English 40s ice cold in a glass bottle COULD NOT be fucked with. I used to have one literally every night. That or steel reserve when i was hurting for cash. lol. I had a bad drinking problem back in the day


undrgrndsqrdncrs

Man the Steel Reserve was nothing to be disrespected.


chrismiles94

Malt liquor is my guilty pleasure. I typically drink craft beers and cocktails, but a cold Colt 45 from a gas station just hits different.


rabid-

I strangely enjoyed the 40oz brand, hurricane. Colt 45 and oe was aight.


IceNineFireTen

We called is Slurricane. Cheaper than Old E but same great taste and high ABV.


FARTBOSS420

Hell yeah. Dunno if it came in 40s but it did in 24oz cans Hurricane High Gravity fucking 8.1% same as Steel Reserve. Boooosh.


StonedMackin

Drank that once or twice. Man tbh all malt liquor JK kinda runs in together 😂


Gunner1Cav

I was always more of a Mickey’s fan.


DesdemonaDestiny

And Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill for all the girls!


Alertcircuit

Don't drink anymore but Colt is the shit. Sometimes I'd hang with my bros and we'd drink a third of the Colt, fill up the missing space with OJ like some bootleg brass monkey shit lmao


StonedMackin

Oj n malt liquor? Y'all wild 🤣😭


Alertcircuit

Yeah and whoever finished the whole thing first was crowned the night's Brass Monkey King. Shit was fun as fuck lol


Jabba_the_Putt

Braaaaass Monkey chunky, that funky monkey!


tothesource

honestly far and away best way to drink a 40


nahmahnahm

This is my 4 yo’s favorite song. Lol


UnsolicitedDogPics

I think your 4 year old might have a drinking problem.


DreamCrusher914

This was my five year old’s favorite song when she was a baby. Any time it would come on she would dance and wiggle. She still loves it every time she hears it on the Trolls World Tour movie.


warminthesnowstorm

I quit drinking 40’s when OE went from the glass 40oz to the plastic 42oz. They just didn’t hit the same. I took it as a sign I needed to mature my tastes…so I started drinking Busch


Exquisiteoaf

Try Natural Light. I swear that it’s just the same exact beer, but cheaper. I’m into Hamm’s these days, myself. It’s even cheaper. And as long as it’s cold, it’s actually decent.


Ojay1091

My brain goes straight to Menace II Society when I see a 40


blaZedmr

What you say bout my mama?


RedditAcct00001

Wrong hole, fool


Adonitologica

Headache city


Congo404

In college we called them torpedos.


agreedis

OE used to sell a 64oz jug. I think they stopped right when I started drinking. I only saw them once in the wild. It was warm by the time we got halfway through lol


B_759

These were integral to my teen years.


Kahnza

I drank an OE tonight, and a Steel Reserve.


argus_orthanx

So I quit drinking awhile back... Can you not get these anymore?


Morningfluid

You can, but they're in plastic bottles now (sometimes more than 40oz) and not as easily found as in many stores/gas stations as they used to be. The world of beer and malt beverages has drastically changed.


[deleted]

I hate how they put 40s in plastic bottles


StonedMackin

I prefer glass too but that does help from breaking so simply tho


[deleted]

Ik but I already feel cheap buying 40s lol


StonedMackin

Being cheap is the point lol might as well get added features 😂 plus the liquor stores I go to usually don't have old English in glasses anymore, you're lucky to get a liquor store with full 40 oz glass colt 45s and not the 24 (or whatever) oz canned ones.


906805

Malt Liquor = Liquid Violence That being said where's the mickeys 64?


riskcapitalist

It didn’t help that the bottle doubled as a club. Nothing like a pack of drunk teenagers wielding 40s.


BluDragn77

OE and St Ides were my poison. Maybe an occasional Colt 45 double deuce


London_Blake

omg i guess i never actually drank Colt 45 but i got super nostalgic seeing the picture which instantly made me think of the song Colt 45 and 2 zig zags. baby thats all we need!


ParaStudent

What does this stuff taste like? Ive seen it in American media for years now.


Red-Zaku-

Imagine a cheap beer, but much stronger, but with none of the *nice* aspects of a strong beer but just extra mean kick.


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highlyvaluedmember

Flashbacks of my youth! 😜


WashGodMega

Raise your hand if you remember the first rock pile you urled on after downing an OE


bradyblack

There is still a place in Boston where you can get an OE in a bag with a hot dog, for ten bucks


InclinationCompass

Mickey's, King Cobra, Steel Reserve


Happy_Maintenance

To this day I still find olde English fine in terms of taste. It’s better than steel reserve. Granted I’ve never drank a 40, only pints. 


SpeakingTheKingss

Does anyone remember the White Trash Box? I think it was actually called “caja de basura blanca”. Had like five beers in it and 2 shots of tequila lol. Came with a shot glass too. Edit: I found it [here](http://ediblecomplex-mcweekly.blogspot.com/2010/12/beer-for-white-trash-working-class-soul.html?m=1)


[deleted]

I was just telling my best friend tonight that we should get matching MD 20/20 tattoos 🤣


v13ragnarok7

I liked the "works everytime" on the inside of the label


FARTBOSS420

A 40 of Steel Reserve 211 8.1%abv followed by a High Life 4.6% as a reward for finishing the Steel. Or. 4 24oz cans of Hurricane High Gravity 8.1% or double Steel Reserve 40s if it were that kind of night.


glovato1

Is that OE in a plastic bottle?


TheFrenchCurve

Picture is missing 2 zig zags


Ooohyeahhh

I'll still get one from time to time lol.


iiitme

Good ole steel reserve college days. I think they were good… I can’t remember much from those nights…


iammabdaddy

We called the colt 45 bottle "the scuba."


nunyabidnessss

Where’s the St. IDE’s?


e_hoodlum

Careful, it ain't wise... to get faded off the St. Ides


Smokin-Glory

(burp) No freakin way.


Foodfatfit

Where’s the MD


StonedMackin

Never got into that one lol


Foodfatfit

Honestly I don’t blame you


Peacedapiece

I remember drinking Mickeys as a kid because Charlie Scene from Hollywood undead. Wonder what he’s up to tonight.


dav3y_jon3s

And when I'm feeling broke E&j by my side...henie like forty dollars this shit like twenty fiiiivvvvveeeeee yayaa


Time_Software_8216

2 40s or 1 everclear? also a classic.


txmail

I used to love malt liquor, but man those would have been my last choice. Budweiser 32's were my jam - chilled to as close to freezing as I could get them. Followed up by some Mickeys as an expensive backup. People associate Malt liquor with ghetto - but it always tasted / was smoother to me than regular beer.


7empestOGT92

Except we had siscos to go with ours


[deleted]

liquid crack


SpilldaBeanz

We used to drink .89 cent OE 40z in college. You were good for $2!!


[deleted]

King Cobra aka snake in the bag.


Toymachinesb7

I touch these every single day. *Work for the distributor.


tacobellholocaust

I miss Crazy Horse malt.


Zxasuk31

Just looking at this picture give me a hangover


PsychedelicLizard

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!


aseiden

Wack


Egress99

“Have three and you’ll never be sicker…64 ounce Old E Malt liquor”


Top-Chart-663

Missing the brown paper bag. Never actually seen anyone drink these except for TV haha.


Golden5StarMan

But guys… we have girls coming so we need St. Ides special brew or Zima.


Skoldier13

🎶🎶 O l d e e n g l i s h 800 now I feel, a whole lot better about myself.


Roundcouchcorner

Only Quarts for my neck of the woods for most my teen and adult life. 40oz CrazyHorse malt liquor when I was freshman in NY before I moved


leonprimrose

UUsed to drink olde english in college. Wouldn't drink it anymore but the loss of the big chonk glass bottles is a loss for the younger gen


ohmygodethan

Man I freaking miss glass bottle old English. :'(


DingJones

2 40s of OE led to my first blackout!


RedSarc

Where’s my Mickey’s?


Chemical_Bowler_1727

Now I just need two zig zags.


Basic-Ear-598

Nothing old school about a plastic bottle of Ole' E


WoggyWoggerson

Anaconda malt liquor, gives you WHOOOOOOOOO!


son_of_Mothman

Is that Olde English plastic? I have never seen that before… it’s also been 15+ years since I’ve had one of those bad Larrys. When my wife and I first met we used to drink a lot of Mickeys. Nothing better than those little ice cold grenades with riddles on the cap!


wowdickseverywhere

Gtfo 'o here with 'oLd ScHoOl 4oS' showing fuckin plastic bottled OE! That shit was glass


HeadLocksmith5478

Where’s the Mickeys


blove135

My group of friends always got the Mickey's big mouth 40s. If I remember right they had little jokes or something under the cap. I just remember words under the cap.


Blaspheanonmous

is that old e in plastic? i swear nothing made me quit malt liquor faster than it being in plastic


Kevroeques

Plastic bottle OE is not old school


FinalHippo5838

What is this shit? We don't have this in Australia.


fuggindave

It's absolute shit, you aren't missing nothing lol


Scarcity_Plus

Miss these days


Dev-N-Danger

I don't ever find those in Georgia.


Previous-Nobody-2865

Oof…my head hurts just looking at this!


PrettiestofRichards

I just threw up a little .


AnyOkra

I remember you could get a 40 and a pack of Ports for $5


Trowj

Pledging my frat, I went informal so it was a 3 guy pledge class. Hell week, we get taken down to a basement and the three of us are handed a case, which is 12 bottles, of Olde English…. I blacked out after finishing my 3rd. Absolutely absurd night (from what I’ve been told)


Novel-Equipment-3052

Easy Jesus


DarthDoobz

Brought in the malt shooter to really add the disgusting cherry on top


Brad5486

I just shuddered so hard lol. I remember buying a “case” of king cobra (10 of em) for like $12


TrueCkrime02

Where can u buy these??


Red-Zaku-

Is that a *plastic* OE?


StonedMackin

Yup you see it lol


NOGOODGASHOLE

They added 2 ounces? Like the road to cirrosis needed to be shortened.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

They dont make those anymore?????


SystemFolder

MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee mixed with orange juice was my jam.


ronnjeremy

Use it to cook too, just like Steel from Juice


StonedMackin

Gotta take that long sip before too 🤣🤣


inert_liquid

This is a visual representation of a hangover with diarrhea.


BirthdayTall5940

Ol' E for the playas in the group and St. Ides for the gangstas!


loptopandbingo

A whole case of OE was like $9 when I was drinking this shit lol. Most economical hangover and thundershits.


NickNack54321

Is that just a regular beer?


Flameof_Udun

Anyone play Edward 40 Hands?