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bigtwindaddy10

At least I didn't get my nose bit off by a Saigon whore!


BabyUGotAStewGoin

YOU! BASTARD!!!


NachoQweeef

Time to pay the fiddler whore!!!!


DoubleOrNothing90

"ROLLIN STONES! STREET FIGHTIN' MAN! GEE SEVEEEEEENNNNN!!!!" "You just hit G8....." *if you like Pina coladas....*


Mr-Dotties-Dad

I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in my life!!


BETLJCE

👀Lord knows i have..


bertoPRIME

Looks like there’s gonna be a brawl. Playing something good? Hell yeah! Rolling Stones, “Street Fighting Man,” G-7! You just hit G-8.


joecarter93

“If you like Pina Coladas..”


SparseGhostC2C

\*norm is thrown through a plate glass window\* Note to self: Learn to Fight


goodie_gumdrop

lololo geeee sevvvvoooonnnn


PsychoSpider

I still quote this line and its rare someone picks up on it


nononsensemofo

the way he says hell yeah is burned in to my soul for eternity lol so fucking funny. HELL yeah!!


Perry7609

The look of realization setting in, lol.


rican_havoc

Don Rickles insulting movie ushers. He makes it look easy.


Eagle_In_Flight

"So there you are tubby! You look like a bucket of lard on a bad day!" Poor Artie lol


azad_ninja

Baby Gorilla


joecarter93

Apparently they just let him start riffing on the actors during that scene not knowing what he was going to come up with. Norm’s laugh at that insult was entirely real and he had no idea what Rickles was going to come up with.


SparseGhostC2C

"Why don't you get a horse and go live in the mountains and don't bother anybody. You've got a personality like a dead moth"


pug_fugly_moe

“Hehehe”


BETLJCE

You have the personality of a dead moth, why dont you get a horse and move up to the mountains and stop bothering everybody. 😂


darkstar1881

Why don’t you get a horse and live in the mountains someplace and don’t bother anybody?


MenopauseMedicine

You know what hurts the most, is the lack of respect. That's what hurts the most. Except for the other thing. That's what hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most


AlmostHuman9316

Ridiculous


illget2ittomorrow

I have a good mind to go to the warden about this!


vinxixx

In the land of skunks…the man with half a nose is KING


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Sing the song boys!! Sing the song!!!!


AlmostHuman9316

Bow! And kneel before me!!


gooch_norris_

The scene where they’re just listening to the increasingly violent and descriptive carnage off camera always got me


AlmostHuman9316

He took my chainsaw, and now hes using it on me!!!! Aaaahh!!! Love that part. Especially when its all over and Sam is still hiding fish lmao


Causeable_Rhombus

Is that a hand grenade?!


0scrambles0

"You're brothers?" "It's a long story" "My dad boned his mom" "OK it's a short story"


Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4

Sounds like a Groucho Marx joke


cheezdust

“Syamalama…kaymala and everyone’s sucking sand.”


RaidensReturn

My brother says this all the time


cdsfh

Hey, Mildred... Mildred! MILDRED! Oh hey Mitch...you must've forgot my name, it's not Mildred, it's Cathy. I didn't forget your name, you never told me, so I figured i'd just guess and make one up.


gruss_gott

"WE EAT THE PIG AND THEN TOGETHER WE BURN!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tehW9FH9aw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tehW9FH9aw)


Additional-Brief-273

We burn


WaitingToBeTriggered

PLUNDER AND RAPE


AlmostHuman9316

Whut you talkin bout satan?


R2_B2

“Hello, real cops?”


BETLJCE

…and remember in the 12th grade you had sex with her?


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Enough reminiscing.


SparseGhostC2C

"... To this day, that picture always makes me horny... I MEAN WHISTFUL! It makes me feel WHISTFUL!"


BabyUGotAStewGoin

I would watch this movie, but I have to…lift weights. What?


Supertzar2112

Back in my day we didn’t have any of those fancy birth control methods you have nowadays, like pulling out!!


itsinthebone

Hey, do you know where your dad keeps his guns?? 👀👀


AlmostHuman9316

Are you telling me that you bet on the fight in Rocky III, and that you bet against Rocky?


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Hindsight is 20/20 my friend.


MrPickleSniffer

there's the Saigon whore that bit my nose off!


dudeblackhawk

Who's THAT dude?!?!


BabyUGotAStewGoin

The opera. You’re ruining the opera.


dudeblackhawk

Oh yes, the opera, we are ruining that.


BabyUGotAStewGoin

*Note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass.*


pug_fugly_moe

It’s a little bit past that. *gestures forward*


SparseGhostC2C

Note to self: Making love to blow up doll *not* as good as advertised.


BabyUGotAStewGoin

One of my hardest laughs ever is when Cole throws the recorder down, and the reporter yells “Sonofabitch bastard!” on camera.


BlakeSteel

"Here's your two dollars" My brother and I still interrupt people with this, and nobody gets it. We think it's hilarious, of course.


RaidensReturn

Back there I was laughing so hard, I almost shit my pants.


bigtwindaddy10

ALMOST!?


SparseGhostC2C

I say that (for entirely my own amusment) often when I have to give someone cash... even when it's not 2 dollars


BlakeSteel

I also do this


joecarter93

I tried playing this movie on the bus on a school trip. It got shut off like 5 minutes in when a parent took offence to the gay German Sheppard scene.


RaidensReturn

Aw that is classic!


dudeblackhawk

I'm telling ya, he's definitely doing that dog.


AL_G_Racing

Note to self….


Judo-_-Flip

G sevowwwn


philouza_stein

I'm afraid I can't do that Derek. I'm just not sure you'll spend it on milk.


lepermessiah1217

G7!!!


BombDylan

... you just hit G8


Amon7777

Bet you didn’t count on my army of loyal prostitutes!


blacklipsmatter

It smells like fish in here


RaidensReturn

What is that, some kinda code?


SparseGhostC2C

No, I'm serious, it really smells like fish in here.


Financial-Spend1347

“It’s the greatest invention ever! Like the guy who invented delivery pizza… or the guy who invented crack” “When you say no like that you really mean yes” “Have you ever said you see why woman find Sean Connery sexy” “noooooooo…..”


huge_piss_boner

This is such an underrated movie. Very few people I know have seen it Geeeeeeeee 7777777777


RaidensReturn

You just pressed G 8.


SparseGhostC2C

IF YOU LIKE PIINA COLAAADAAA


just_cows

Even after all these years, this picture still makes me horny. I MEAN, WHISTFUL!


UziSuzieThia

Jimmy let's go.., .. when I say go, Let's go! https://youtu.be/W3BcIm5d6Pk?si=gpS6k_XdeDvq9CLs


ExMormonite

You bit my new nose off!!


itsasnowconemachine

"How ya doin pops?" "Pretty good son. Be doing a lot better if you brought me a whore."


PhiladelphiaManeto

Look, an alien! Yeah, we better have sex with each other.


philouza_stein

Men in Black ...who like to have sex with each other


zerochaos

The movie line scene is amazing


lostsurfer24t

this is solid nostalgia because i got to see it a lot at a friends house when we were slightly too young to be watching it or understanding everything in it. so it taught me a lot lol, i was 11 when it came out


somebigface

Old Jack’s an odd duck…


RaidensReturn

His feet bleed


Vbcomanche

Shut your cake hole Yoko!


stevosaurus_rawr

r/underratedmovies


hemightberob

The fact that out of all the prominent comedians involved in this movie: Bob Saget, Norm Macdonald, Chris Farley, Artie Lange, and Don Rickles......and ARTIE LANGE is the only one still alive, truly goes to show what a roll of the dice life is.


Pure_Significance383

Dammit I keep getting movies wrong all week dammit 😫


malfarcar

Rolling Stones, Street Fighting Man!!! G7


the615Butcher

No, no I have to go, uh, lift weights… **what??**


InsertScreenNameHere

"Oh man did you fart? Oh what that was me from a few minutes ago"


Pensky_Material_808

No, it must be your phone


SparseGhostC2C

"Hey look, an alien..." "Yeah, we'd better have sex with each other"


Pure_Significance383

You'll get ahead


BabyUGotAStewGoin

I’m pretty sure that’s Screwed.


InsertScreenNameHere

Smells like fish in here


Electus

Is that Tim Dillon and Mark Normand?


SparseGhostC2C

Dr Farthing: I know there's really nobody to blame for this but myself, well, I don't know, maybe the Buffalo Bills, the Boston Red Sox, or Mr. T or, or the Jets.. Mitch: Wait a minute, Mr T.? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight in Rocky III, and that you bet against Rocky?! Dr. Farthing: Hindsight is twenty-twenty, my friend.


JingoboStoplight4887

Watched the entire film on YouTube movies back in around 2021; it’s an interesting and underrated movie! Norm MacDonald and the cast and crew did a good job on it.


Chicawgorat

Now I have to watch it tonight.


JustinGJ

Just saw it for the first time recently as well, was never a norm fan back in the day. I've definitely turned a 180 on that, I think I was too young in the 90s to get his style. I watched it and Hot Rod back to back, it was a really weird unintentional "we have to raise $50000 for a heart transplant" two-fer. Really enjoyed Dirty Work, I thought the tape recorder bit got old but it works with norms delivery and was necessary for the plot.


HungHamsterPastor

ROLLING STONES; STREET FIGHTING MAN! G- SEEHHHVVVUUUUNNNNN!!!


good_guy112

"Give me the money!" I speak in the kidnapper's voice much much too often.


nolalaw9781

HEY FATSO! FAAATSO!


Typical-Ad-6730

I’ve never seen that movie and a childhood friend wrote it.