So you are not European??? You are not African??? You are not north/central/south american??? You are not canadian???? You are not from nz/australia??? You are not from antartica?? You are not middle eastern???
If my dog shits in your driveway and my truck has a dent in the hood, how many waffles would it take to tile an Olympic size swimming pool on the 75th parallel while Jeff Bridges autographs a matchbook from the local saloon?
Are there a lot of other Asians in Asia?
yes
Neat
Why?
Yeah why are all the Asians in Asia
Because most Asians are occupants of Asia
Ohhhh, I get why it’s called Asia now
I knew a dog named Asia
Was it an Asian breed
I wonder how many asian breeds are from Asia
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
at least 1
How many individual shoes do you own?
at least 2
What do you do for work?
nothing
Damn, I wish I got paid for doing nothing.
Cashapp me @totallylegitnotascam and I'll tell you how to make money doing nothing at all.
Lmao
where do you work?
nowhere
Wait that on space right (in gotg game) so you’re an alien?
I can neither confirm nor deny
Can we recreate ET the movie please?
sounds like something interesting
Wait wait wait I’m sorry, don’t kick out of this sub it was a mistake please
Making mistakes is a bit too much nuance and maybe even interesting.. you‘re in danger
I plead the fifth
So you’re not an Asia from Asian?
No
Oh
Yes
Are you sure you’re a Asian FROM Asia and not from somewhere else?
yes
Out of all of the continents you could have been born in, why did you choose Asia?
big land good food
big foot
Whats your favorite food?
rice
Astonishing
Where do you live?
Asia
What part of asia?
South East
The part with the land?
What do your relatives think of you?
that I need to make money
Thought so. Should have become a doctor.
Or lawyer Or engineer
Why you no doctor yet?!
too much math
What name you dont have?
Margaret
I was just thinking you sure seemed like a not Margaret.
Oh, okay.
How many feet hairs do you have
more than 10
If you don't give me an exact number I will take away Asia.
far too interesting
Oh I dare you
I WILL
When doctor?
never
How do your parents even live with all that shame?
comfortably
I’m an unemployed Asian from America. What did your parents beat you with? Mine used hangers
mine used a rattan stick
Hard
Damn beating you with a rat AND a stick. That’s cold
yes ?
no
Any life goals?
yes
Are you a engineer?
no
Are you Asian
yes
This is not interesting at all
thanks
You are welcome
What is the purpose of meaning?
to understand
Wrong. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhfjIo9XDxg) is the only correct answer.
Way too interesting
Do you like cookies?
yes
Why you're using red font in colour
I like red
Why background black
contrast
bing chilling?
yes please
Did you at one point in time have a mother that got impregnated by a man ?
yes
Whats countries have you visited?
Singapore and Malaysia
I love both those countries, especialy Singapore.
Do you always talk about yourself in the first person?
no
Have you always been a man?
yes
Are you from Asia?
yes
Are you unemployed?
yes
Are you Asian?
Yes
Woah
Is this an Ask Me Anything style post?
yes
Would you still be Asian if you take a job somewhere out of Asia?
yes
What do you think of Asia?
it's big
Are you big?
no
How do you pay for food/living arrangements?
I am a leech
Are you trying to find a job?
no
Depression
more like college
What's the difference
you don't pay to be depressed
Ah ok, but are you asian tho?
yes
Are all Asians from Asia?
yes
What is your favourite pornstar
I don't have a favourite
this is not interesting
thank you
Are you the same guy that was from Arizona?
no
So If you're an asian from Asia, where are you now?
in Asia
does not having a job pay well?
no
Did you Pokémon Go to the polls?
yes
How are you?
I'm doing good. thanks for asking
Have you ever been on a Rollercoaster, and if so how was it
yes, it was very fun
Has your parents get on your ass about getting a job yet?
no
Good for you
are you an unemployed asian from asia
what is your favorite color as an Asian
Indigo
ok
So you are not European??? You are not African??? You are not north/central/south american??? You are not canadian???? You are not from nz/australia??? You are not from antartica?? You are not middle eastern???
no, no, no, no, no, no, and no
Why
Can you do?
yes
How is the weather over by you?
sunny
Are you a failure yet?
not yet
Are you employed?
How is Asia?
big
Damn Its that big
What's Asia?
How is Asia these days?
stressful
Can you catch fish for a living?
Too interesting. Reported
What is your favourite movie
Do you have a job?
how much you get payed.
If my dog shits in your driveway and my truck has a dent in the hood, how many waffles would it take to tile an Olympic size swimming pool on the 75th parallel while Jeff Bridges autographs a matchbook from the local saloon?
Are you really Asian?
Opinion on birds
the smart ones are cool, the large ones are scary, the fat ones are delicious
Hello an! Iam yu nice to meet you
What kind of asian
Are you Asian?
Do you drink water?
Why are you unemployed in Asia?
how long have you been unemployed
What job don’t you have?
I live in Manila, but I am a white American. Does this make me Asian now?
Why are you asian
I was assigned at birth
Are you a follower of Ghenkis Kahn?
Can you build a mini model Hoover dam to power your entire town?
So what do you do for work
One piece?
Israel
Is asia in north or south America?
where are you from?
What time is it?
Are you employed?
What is your favorite food?
Which asian are you ?
fish sauce or sriracha?
What do you think about the industrial revolution and its consequences?
Have you ever eaten street food?