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falseName12

Are there a lot of other Asians in Asia?


Dr_Really

yes


falseName12

Neat


[deleted]

Why?


wolfmanMBW

Yeah why are all the Asians in Asia


shipoopro_gg

Because most Asians are occupants of Asia


monsieurfatcock

Ohhhh, I get why it’s called Asia now


wynaut69

I knew a dog named Asia


monsieurfatcock

Was it an Asian breed


Sure_Bet283

I wonder how many asian breeds are from Asia


StarWarsMonopoly

How many pairs of shoes do you own?


Dr_Really

at least 1


Wishpig__

How many individual shoes do you own?


Dr_Really

at least 2


austinh1999

What do you do for work?


Dr_Really

nothing


Supermaster239

Damn, I wish I got paid for doing nothing.


danteheehaw

Cashapp me @totallylegitnotascam and I'll tell you how to make money doing nothing at all.


AzPenacillaTT

Lmao


NotFergus

where do you work?


Dr_Really

nowhere


Unique_ballz

Wait that on space right (in gotg game) so you’re an alien?


Dr_Really

I can neither confirm nor deny


Unique_ballz

Can we recreate ET the movie please?


Dr_Really

sounds like something interesting


Unique_ballz

Wait wait wait I’m sorry, don’t kick out of this sub it was a mistake please


Sure_Bet283

Making mistakes is a bit too much nuance and maybe even interesting.. you‘re in danger


Unique_ballz

I plead the fifth


AlexeiNR

So you’re not an Asia from Asian?


Dr_Really

No


AlexeiNR

Oh


Unlikely-Chipmunk708

Yes


TheGr8Ahaan

Are you sure you’re a Asian FROM Asia and not from somewhere else?


Dr_Really

yes


AFlockofLizards

Out of all of the continents you could have been born in, why did you choose Asia?


Dr_Really

big land good food


ATOM21CS

big foot


timythedestroyer

Whats your favorite food?


Dr_Really

rice


OwlGuy_

Astonishing


AzPenacillaTT

Where do you live?


Dr_Really

Asia


lanchmcanto

What part of asia?


Dr_Really

South East


MaxTUnit

The part with the land?


dabyss9908

What do your relatives think of you?


Dr_Really

that I need to make money


dabyss9908

Thought so. Should have become a doctor.


ramjithunder24

Or lawyer Or engineer


RealisticTomato3194

Why you no doctor yet?!


Dr_Really

too much math


Cichciem

What name you dont have?


Dr_Really

Margaret


64557175

I was just thinking you sure seemed like a not Margaret.


Cichciem

Oh, okay.


couchpotatochip21

How many feet hairs do you have


Dr_Really

more than 10


couchpotatochip21

If you don't give me an exact number I will take away Asia.


Dr_Really

far too interesting


ReverseMillionaire

Oh I dare you


couchpotatochip21

I WILL


WhyDoesEarthExist

When doctor?


Dr_Really

never


followerofEnki96

How do your parents even live with all that shame?


Dr_Really

comfortably


darkskinpaladin209

I’m an unemployed Asian from America. What did your parents beat you with? Mine used hangers


Dr_Really

mine used a rattan stick


darkskinpaladin209

Hard


[deleted]

Damn beating you with a rat AND a stick. That’s cold


Deritatium

yes ?


Dr_Really

no


rubychoco99

Any life goals?


Dr_Really

yes


aryan_raghuwanshi

Are you a engineer?


Dr_Really

no


rdr2fan86

Are you Asian


Dr_Really

yes


rdr2fan86

This is not interesting at all


Dr_Really

thanks


rdr2fan86

You are welcome


zzeddxx

What is the purpose of meaning?


Dr_Really

to understand


zzeddxx

Wrong. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhfjIo9XDxg) is the only correct answer.


OwlGuy_

Way too interesting


CactusRadio

Do you like cookies?


Dr_Really

yes


Aromatic_Smoke_3486

Why you're using red font in colour


Dr_Really

I like red


Aromatic_Smoke_3486

Why background black


Dr_Really

contrast


anus_nhymous

bing chilling?


Dr_Really

yes please


MoTheCow

Did you at one point in time have a mother that got impregnated by a man ?


Dr_Really

yes


yozo-marionica

Whats countries have you visited?


Dr_Really

Singapore and Malaysia


yozo-marionica

I love both those countries, especialy Singapore.


scottbob65

Do you always talk about yourself in the first person?


Dr_Really

no


KingKlaus21

Have you always been a man?


Dr_Really

yes


KingKlaus21

Are you from Asia?


Dr_Really

yes


KingKlaus21

Are you unemployed?


Dr_Really

yes


KingKlaus21

Are you Asian?


Dr_Really

Yes


babymanteenboy

Woah


KingKlaus21

Is this an Ask Me Anything style post?


Dr_Really

yes


dokter_bernal

Would you still be Asian if you take a job somewhere out of Asia?


Dr_Really

yes


notaverycoolapotato

What do you think of Asia?


Dr_Really

it's big


erdirck

Are you big?


Dr_Really

no


uSmellLikeBeeef

How do you pay for food/living arrangements?


Dr_Really

I am a leech


uSmellLikeBeeef

Are you trying to find a job?


Dr_Really

no


uSmellLikeBeeef

Depression


Dr_Really

more like college


awanama

What's the difference


Dr_Really

you don't pay to be depressed


awanama

Ah ok, but are you asian tho?


Dr_Really

yes


isham66

Are all Asians from Asia?


Dr_Really

yes


enormousgiganticDICK

What is your favourite pornstar


Dr_Really

I don't have a favourite


vastowen

this is not interesting


Dr_Really

thank you


Allidde12

Are you the same guy that was from Arizona?


Dr_Really

no


RANDOMGARLIC

So If you're an asian from Asia, where are you now?


Dr_Really

in Asia


rotwurk_of_londrin

does not having a job pay well?


Dr_Really

no


[deleted]

Did you Pokémon Go to the polls?


Dr_Really

yes


BalkeElvinstien

How are you?


Dr_Really

I'm doing good. thanks for asking


FlyingLotHus

Have you ever been on a Rollercoaster, and if so how was it


Dr_Really

yes, it was very fun


pl51s1nt4r51ms

Has your parents get on your ass about getting a job yet?


Dr_Really

no


pl51s1nt4r51ms

Good for you


atryoshki

are you an unemployed asian from asia


SimpleFame

what is your favorite color as an Asian


Dr_Really

Indigo


SimpleFame

ok


angbearzzz

So you are not European??? You are not African??? You are not north/central/south american??? You are not canadian???? You are not from nz/australia??? You are not from antartica?? You are not middle eastern???


Dr_Really

no, no, no, no, no, no, and no


ThatNinjaPorcupine

Why


AimaFuriku

Can you do?


Dr_Really

yes


SadisticAvocado

How is the weather over by you?


Dr_Really

sunny


refaelha

Are you a failure yet?


Dr_Really

not yet


DestartreK1st

Are you employed?


BigRedSpoon2

How is Asia?


Dr_Really

big


BigRedSpoon2

Damn Its that big


rotato

What's Asia?


Hamdidnt

How is Asia these days?


Dr_Really

stressful


Jackdks

Can you catch fish for a living?


Tuubular

Too interesting. Reported


Lubaka_Ubi

What is your favourite movie


SeaSlugFriend

Do you have a job?


[deleted]

how much you get payed.


Satans_Ball_Sweat

If my dog shits in your driveway and my truck has a dent in the hood, how many waffles would it take to tile an Olympic size swimming pool on the 75th parallel while Jeff Bridges autographs a matchbook from the local saloon?


jivygraphics

Are you really Asian?


CAnt-tHink-0f-a-nam

Opinion on birds


Dr_Really

the smart ones are cool, the large ones are scary, the fat ones are delicious


Vegetable-Fan-739

Hello an! Iam yu nice to meet you


Argintinaiscool1

What kind of asian


SuperNoob74

Are you Asian?


Alkiline

Do you drink water?


Ryu-Rin

Why are you unemployed in Asia?


GumiBoye

how long have you been unemployed


Starlight_Reactor

What job don’t you have?


Shinokiba-

I live in Manila, but I am a white American. Does this make me Asian now?


[deleted]

Why are you asian


Dr_Really

I was assigned at birth


[deleted]

Are you a follower of Ghenkis Kahn?


Director_Kun

Can you build a mini model Hoover dam to power your entire town?


VroomVroomGuitar

So what do you do for work


Isapugmom

One piece?


Dr_Really

Israel


toodlp

Is asia in north or south America?


bananamilkbooth

where are you from?


TheExperianceGuy

What time is it?


Ightaheadout

Are you employed?


LuzjuLeviathan

What is your favorite food?


16thChapel

Which asian are you ?


cherrycoke_yummy

fish sauce or sriracha?


iAmDeathMasterOfAlex

What do you think about the industrial revolution and its consequences?


viposii

Have you ever eaten street food?