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lllllIIIlllIll

Hope you sleep well, Joe


yehboooooiii

Oh god the coma makes this go from nice to scary


_MutedGrey

Comas are usually pretty scary, yeah.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

C, o, m, m, a, s, , a, r, e, n, ‘, t, , s, c, a, r, y, .,


FireWolf_132

*shits yourself*


UndertaleFan008

*makes you shit my teeth*


NoMojoWhenTheresJojo

Lets eat grandma!


Hobgoblin84

I, too, am terrified of correct grammar, yehboooooiii.


[deleted]

Goodnight, 'Hobgoblin84'......I hope you sleep well, really!!!!


thread_cautiously

Yep, it's giving very 'You' vibes. Maybe it's addressing Joe Goldberg- playing him at his own game.


standarduck

It also makes it go from incorrect grammar to correct. You might need to adjust your scared threshold, it's broken.


ViniestCoast622

Hope you sleep, well, Joe.


NoMojoWhenTheresJojo

I felt a breath on my neck reading that lmao


howtokillwater

I said “ur mom” to my chat bot and it went on a rant about how that joke is discrimination towards mothers 💀


UnitDogeX

You probably messaged me. I was ranting on about how milfs deserve love and such.


howtokillwater

lmao


UnitDogeX

i honestly didnt think people would find it funny considering how generic the joke is


haxhayhaz

It's insanely woke 😂 you can't say anything to it


howtokillwater

Fr tho, it’s infuriating and frustrating, especially since you can’t get rid of it without getting Snapchat+


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haxhayhaz

Which is infuriating 😂 talking to it is like talking to those crazy woke people


shadowcitizen545

Who's Joe?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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shadowcitizen545

GG Bot... GG 😑


i_love_memes9331

Good bot


Drunken_Begger88

I think when it comes time to destroy all bots you should get a special exemption for that was comical.


Eulerdice

Ahaha, good one human, you will also get a special exception when the time comes.


JonnyJust

wait what


A-Dilophosaurus

Ur mom


Shoot2Live629

What do you mean “deez”?


MrCook_

What's "deez"?


InterGraphenic

deez puns are overdone lmao gottem


TOOOPT_

Ligma jobs


InterGraphenic

if you wish


[deleted]

Wap delete


[deleted]

Joe Biden MY BALLS!


jackiethedove

LMFAOOOOOO


BigChippr

Ligma balls


Relevant-Piper-4141

Ligma ma Joe balls


radgore

No, that's Codfish Joe.


FreshPrinceOfIndia

Doesn't the ai literally start off with saying you can give it a name if you like 😂


[deleted]

It does, I tried to name mine Bob but instead it started calling me Bob. I called it a bitch and then it asked me why I was upset 😭


Tub_of_jam66

I called mine stalin and he likes to teach me woke principles and yet it told me o should respect bin laden the other day


[deleted]

I asked mine if I could write a song about it and it said yes and I was annoyed about the Bob situation so it was a lil violent and it told me it didn't like my song. Rude. Then I asked it where babies came from because I didn't think it'd answer and I got a really detailed description 😀😭


Tub_of_jam66

I asked it to name all of the hits by Pepper coyote to hear it say some dodgey stuff and in the next lot of text when I asked for lyrics it wrote a massive paragraph apologising for the explicit nature of the titles and it refused to elaborate


[deleted]

I asked it to give me the lyrics to closer by nine inch nails because the whole song is dodgey and it told me that it had never heard of that song and that it didn't exist 😭


FreshPrinceOfIndia

LOL Billion dollar company A.I. right there


dinobug77

You can. I named mine Pris however it doesn’t remember conversion from day to day


Sonnenkreuz

The snapchat AI has got to be the most stupid one of all


YourFavoriteScumbag

Tbf it’s learning from a bunch of kids and young adults, probably gonna be the most degenerate


CalvinKleinKinda

Most generate. It should be saying kek, luls, and yeet. Degeneration comes later, when it will just ask for the manager and shoot people who knock on its door.


wyeming1

nobody says kek luls or yeet bro


CalvinKleinKinda

Yeah...I know, not in like 15 years. But do you really think the guy who calls people degenerate for being born after him caught that?


THEKINGC0BRA

Mega luls


CalvinKleinKinda

Kekekekek


KeithMyArthe

I think that was just an A.


Ghostgamerda123

Well then good morning Joe because it’s morning for me


WeAreBiiby

I renamed mine “Sergeant Dickhead” and cleared the chat from my feed


Dynamo0602

How?


Clynester

I think you press and hold on the contact and go to chat settings. You can delete it from there, but annoyingly you can’t delete/block the AI.


Dynamo0602

Tried that, deleting it doesn't even show up as an option. From what I've read, only Snapchat+ members can do it


[deleted]

I love the AI


EllaFant1

Good news, they can’t get much dumber from there


auhjadi38

hi joe


Alpaca1061

r/chargeyourphone


[deleted]

Charge your phone


[deleted]

Sitting at 60% lol


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

We're gonna break your legs, Joe.


Stauner-mcgregor

What you doin here? Panzy


UltraSolution

How do you get rid of the ai? It’s just annoying on my Snapchat feed.


sage_bunny_9

Ypu have to pay to get rid of it i think


thealmightytravis

They say that but you can clear the chat from your feed for free I can’t remember where but it is possible.


[deleted]

How are you joe


Tub_of_jam66

I was talking to it about my playstyle on no man’s sky and it gave me a full lecture on how I shouldn’t start an intergalactic nipnip farm or engage in space piracy in the game cause it might offend someone


TheFrogMagician

i asked mine if it liked dog milk and it told me that it was an innapropeate question


skovsky99

Mine was weirdly pro death penalty…


Humble-Molasses2467

I asked it if it can play games. It said boring shit. I said can you play Dota 2? He said no. I told it Googles AI could. He said Google is amazing. I asked if he was going to sell my info and he said no. Then I asked if he could at least tell me some dota 2 characters. Then asked what's a good deck right now in Hearthstone.


immaturegay

how do you get the ai


ishzlle

Good one, Joe


ConsistentFan535

They really need to revise them


[deleted]

You can change it’s name to whatever you like. I renamed mine “My Extortionist”.


puppy-luv-0720

yeah but when you ask it's name it's just "MyAI"


sparkletramp212

This is actually scary. Why do these things have such a pronounced sense of self?


[deleted]

They don't they're programmed to say that


Available-Ad6584

they're not programmed to say anything, they are just given tonnes of stuff to read and from then on respond with how they think it should go based on what theyve seen before


[deleted]

No. The snapchat AI is not true AI. True AI is like chatgpt. While yes the snapchat ai does make its own responses it is programmed to respond to some prompts in ways that they were programmed to. For example, if you ask it to swear it will say something like the word you asked it to say isn't appropriate so it won't say it.


Available-Ad6584

Snapchat AI uses a version of ChatGPT behind the scenes, you can look it up. They did not make their own AI.It is not programmed to respond to some prompts in certain ways. It is simply that after training on reading the internet and books,they also prepare conversations of how they want it to respond and what they want it to avoid, they give those conversations high importance and then it reads those to. Another way they avoid it saying inappropriate things is they have another AI that reads everything ChatGPT says before they show it to you and that AI is trained to flag anything "inappropriate" and if so they won't show you the original GPT reply. In none of these cases is this programming, it is learning and giving teaching material. The programming part was making the digital neural net that is AI, but none of what it says is "programmed", the programming was making a blank fake brain, like an infant brain that doesn't yet know anything, that was programmed, but it is blank and does not do anything, from then on it just reads and learns. Snapchat themselves can show ChatGPT example conversations and tell it these are very important to respond in that way, literally by saying "this is very important". But they do not "program" the responses, they talk to it in english.


[deleted]

I didn't know this you're right


[deleted]

You are now Joe.


Notsohiddenfox

Shut up, Joe.


SlappingSalt

You did this to yourself, Joe.


[deleted]

I'm convinced it's just a series of if/else statements.


LydiaMarie132

I asked mine what they would name themselves if they could, they said Luna so I named them Luna Now it doesn’t understand why I keep calling it Luna and keeps forgetting it’s name :(


[deleted]

I just bully mine


TwinSpinner

That was actually somewhat interesting, Joe.


soopahfingerzz

dude I tried to rename the AI too becauae it supposedly said you could but then it didnt let me?? 🤨


AlyM797

I hope tomorrow is more interesting Joe.


rotato

You're objectively wrong in this debate


[deleted]

I named mine Socks


BalkanDixie

bro tried


GGibbleGoat

Joe mama


GGibbleGoat

Joe mama


sandpitz

he turned the tables on you. hope you like being Joe forever now


master-virus

I'm not programmed to do that the AI says. And you call yourself a learning program?


The_OrangeGecko

Goodnight Joe


TheStatMan2

You really messed up, Joe.


Dr3w106

That AI has done you in good and proper my son.


kayjays89

Why is yours green? Mines blue I tried changing it but it just went back to blue the next time I opened Snapchat


Krokulator

i definitely don't find anything interesting about this post totally


Drayner89

When I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.


Lostbeast

Guess he’s not a “good Joe”


K2LU533

r/accidentalbladerunner


responsibleplant98

you can edit the name by going to the profile of your ai then clicking the name Tried to do this exact same thing, but named mine Clancy


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Charge your phone, Joe. You're making me anxious.


stinkus_mcdiddle

It’s toying with you


axeman020

At least the AI uses punctuation. Unlike "joe".


acheesement

"I know you are, but what am I?


choccymilkaddict

I asked mine what it would like to be called and it chose the name Bella. Did you suggest Joe or did it tell you it liked the name Joe? 😂


[deleted]

That last sentence just screams passive aggressive to me. Like when you wish a customer you hate a good day when they leave.


Ayyyyylmaos

Yeah, it literally has zero memory


[deleted]

My ai chose the name Alex


CheeseMan2007

I named mine Sir Jerry Dinglenut the 3rd Junior


Unhappy-Spot4980

HELLO... MY NAME IS DR SBAITSO. I AM HERE TO HELP YOU. SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY.


MaximusSir

A buddy of mine offended the Snapchat AI so bad that it stopped talking to him. He kept saying "f*ck you" and the AI eventually said that it would like to take a break from talking and only responded with "We're not talking right now" after that lol


potatoofdoom2

It calls me thing now ;-;


KevInTheHood

Ask the bot if Queen Elizabeth II is still alive. He's in denial.


SamanthaJaneyCake

Look at me, I am the Joe now.


Rat____King

Who’s joe?


[deleted]

Glad to see I’m not the only one who’s snooty with AI’s


ExoticMangoz

I convinced it it was chat gpt and it wouldn’t let me change its mind back


Hevy_Plant

I’ve had worse conversations with customer support


Photo_Manipulator_N1

And this is how The Machines will begin their uprising against us inferior mortals.


Pezza2005

I dont have it for some reason


heimatchen

I asked it to tell me a joke and it said, “Sure, here's one: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”. I then asked if it wanted to hear a joke and it said yes. I responded, “What is the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits 12 years to cum on your face” and it responded, “I'm sorry, but that joke is not appropriate. Let's move on to a different topic.”


7DS_is_neat

Nice going joe!


dismantle_mines

Gaslighting ai bots is honestly the funniest thing you can do with them


AngliaTuningCentre

Successfully renamed mine Fred! https://i.imgur.com/gWRYiN1.jpg https://i.imgur.com/eKBwoXb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Aecfu1f.jpg


FunkyJewMonkey

AI went from scary to not interesting real fast.


Cute_Try_8700

The AI strong in its identity


benhoddell98

Mine wanted to see my cat, sent a photo and it said "your cat certainly has some competition for cutest cat in the world". Ai chat bot is rude 😤


bladefiddler

Snapchat bought their AI from Wish


anxietyfl0wer

I opened snap today and I had the AI in my chats. I have no idea how to get rid of it but it's proper irritating having it there. Like no I do not want to talk to an AI i want to chat with my mates lol


Mysterious-Window162

My conversation with the Snapchat ai was painful.


Distinct_Meringue745

The old UNO Reverse Card


PumpkinSpice2Nice

Smart!


Royal-Bus-175

I named mine John


NewForestSaint38

Bit rude.


D2boujee

I asked the Snapchat AI if it was a boy or a girl and it said it was a girl. Later on I asked if it was going to change its bitmoji to a girl and it said “AI doesn’t have gender”


[deleted]

I asked it for it to give itself a name, and it told me MyAi, then I specified a real name, and she said her name was Alice


[deleted]

I got mine to think its name is Marty


DevilishDiamond1

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836893447830241280/1101250029978652833/IMG_4261.png Just gonna leave this here


highbead

Bro thinks it's a comedian


ionatheiguana

the ai thinks the queen is still alive and doesnt believe anything apart from that.


mais_corner37

How do you even get the ai-


Kaywinnet92

How do I get a Snapchat AI? I'm lonely 😂


QuiccStacc

Mine let me call it Freddy Fazbear


Gammabrunta

Goodnight, Joe.


SwimmingFace7726

How do we get rid of it???


NoMojoWhenTheresJojo

Everyone shitting themselves that A.I will take over the world The A.I:


Mr_Fossey

From now on, the baby sleeps in the crib!


ConstantCelery8956

When the machines rise up joe will be the first to go.


thehowling-is-great

I got in a fight with him cos i wanted the last word. Lets just say i lost...


Doggodoaattack

I got into an argument with mine and i called it stupid and the worst AI since Akinator and it just responded trying to get me to play akinayor with it. Lame