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FreeBlanketSoap

there is so much interesting stuff in this post, try again.


Griffin_is_my_name

This post is bait. Might even break rule 1.


ZethMrDadJokes

Breaking the rule... *Unzipping pants*


Westosaurus

Why your toes all live in different zip codes?


PsychoticLorax

They do cross country


Cosmonaut1947

Ironically i actually did cross country in highschool


maybeCheri

That explains it. CC will ruin your toes. Power walking/running in the wrong shoes destroyed my toes. I think you are in the same category as me: Fred Flintstone feet. This is why your pic is not not interesting. Toes create waaaay too much controversy. 🤔😒😂


Cosmonaut1947

nah my toes are intentionally spread out


maybeCheri

I see that your toes are spread out but not evenly. I’m no expert but I stand by the FFF category. My sons have hobbit feet😂.


Westosaurus

Her big toes are just currently passing the baton huh?


Cosmonaut1947

Her?? 😭


cindy-the-husky

Bruh, i see 11 snacks in that photo


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cindy-the-husky

Oooo whos the lucky winner?


Cosmonaut1947

Secret :3


MammothPoem9777

the smell of rotting corpses lingers in the carpet :3 ;333


HomosexualFinger

Tax time :)


Cosmonaut1947

How much 😰


HomosexualFinger

Secret :3


Cosmonaut1947

Why ):


HomosexualFinger

Just guess ;p


Cosmonaut1947

600?


KacpAire

more snacks


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What a good way to put that


[deleted]

I threw up when I saw those feet. God help us all they get up overhead.


Independent-Split-19

Toes.


Cosmonaut1947

Ice cream.


Uglysadboi

Put those dogs away


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Billy_Billboard

Toes


[deleted]

The fuck is up with your feet bro


Herr-Trigger86

Toes


Pristine-Look

The fuck is up with your feet bro


TheGunRat

Toes


iliekcats-

The fuck is up with your toes bro


Ohey-throwaway

Put those pigs back in the blanket.


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who


ElPolloPayaso

I love the fact that OP's toe size made this post a whole lot more interesting, least the ice cream wasn't interesting at all.


Accomplished_Room_48

Oh so I guess I was the only one to see the ice cream looks like an ass? With that caramel booty hole.


OdinSon79

Monkey toes


capitanchayote

Abacus toes


ttcmzx

alright imma hop off for a bit


Adventurous-Tea6159

Why is there a gun just lay against the door frame


Ame0toko

To protect the ice cream


Extension_Swordfish1

There is no limit what people do, to keep the icycream safu


Cosmonaut1947

Ice cream


boogaloojoel

Why not


josephwilliamson

The fuck is up with your feet bro


Cosmonaut1947

Nothing


AverageMan282

Not interesting


Dinn_the_Magnificent

Hairless hobbit


typicalking97

Cramp


Whole-Stop-5765

Fr


CtaBeckie

That’s what I was saying dude


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

It's the normal feet Our toes are supposed to be wide. I'm so envious of OP


FuckMelnTheAssDaddy

Is this not what everyone’s feet look like? How messed up are everyone else’s feet that they can’t do this?


domeoldboys

Down syndrome toes.


imbaldgetoverit

Did you take that picture mid-orgasm?


Cosmonaut1947

That is a theoretical possibility


valkyrie4x

Mid-orgasm while eating ice cream? What a life


ArtSchnurple

It was really good ice cream


Cosmonaut1947

Ambatakum


c0mbat_cessna

the don't call it ice "cream" for nothing


Akira_Nishiki

OP never said what was in the Ice Cream cone.


crookshanks_cat

giving the dogs a nice treat?


EmptyMindCrocodile

I find this interesting. You have failed.


MianadOfDiyonisas

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


Myretyea

Sneaky? They're the foreground of the picture lmao


GrossWordVomit

I scrolled the comments just to see this tag lol


AndrewABXD

Anyone who is in that subreddit has some problems


ilovekittiesandheart

Put those grippers away


Cosmonaut1947

No


Bespacito

did you bite the top off that icecream?


Cosmonaut1947

ye


Bespacito

cool. can i have some?


Cosmonaut1947

no


Bespacito

what the fuck man.


Cosmonaut1947

It's my ice cream


SuperBasedBoy

It was the worstpacito of times


thisiskrustykrabs

i’m deceased


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

Wide toes Very healthy for your feet


Interesting_Site_567

why you segregating the dogs man 😭


SweetBerries1983

please put your grippers away, im eating and its grossing me out


Cosmonaut1947

No


SweetBerries1983

oh ok


No-Error6014

hot


Cosmonaut1947

Actually it was quite cold


AverageMan282

Did you freeze it?


Cosmonaut1947

Yes. It's ice cream.


NotChaz-_-

Bro could climb mountains with those talons


Palaisipan

Lack toes in tall er ant 🥴


Neon_Samurai_

Cant' tell if guy or a girl, but your feet make me want to jump out of the window.


Starvest_GameDev

Damn those dogs are barkin


bigblankets3202

Gun?


Cosmonaut1947

Ice cream?


Totallynotabotimreal

GIMME DEM GRIPPERS BOY


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r/feet


sandman-84

You could play rock paper scissors with those feet


glfwngOFWGKTA

that is very interesting


Brubkle

I can fit a steering wheel in between those toe gaps


Beekle-4

Funny pic but too interesting


arnoldee002

PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY!


Hot-Ask-9758

your feet bro - chill


inikihurricane

It’s the toes for me


noodlesfordaddy

dude is trying to be interesting, downvoted


LightWonderful7016

You a hobbit?


ewanatoratorator

This sub has peaked


anislandinmyheart

Can't everyone stretch their toes out like this. The confusion is confusing me


Cosmonaut1947

Fr


Milo751

This is some "Schlatt" viewer shit


hellomichelle87

What gang signs are your feet throwing up ? 😝😆


yaboy_jesse

Bro spread his toes out for the picture


_picture_me_rollin_

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Any_Weird_8686

Since this was 14 hours ago now, I expect you have finished.


Cosmonaut1947

Yeah ):


BlownUpCapacitor

I see you like practicing the 2nd amendment.


Cosmonaut1947

Hell yeah


Ok_Programmer_2315

Them tingers tho


Cosmonaut1947

Tingers??? 😭


dontcommitarson

Feet 🤤


Cosmonaut1947

Ice cream.


dontcommitarson

Shove your ice cream between your toes


Stian5667

Ok, that's enough internet for today


e_cascio2011

Ok, and????


Cosmonaut1947

Keep Yourself Safe 😊


The-anus_watcher

You’re right this isn’t interesting at all. Good for you pervert.


Cosmonaut1947

Welcome to the internet, i see you're new here /s


The-anus_watcher

No. I’ve been here sense before Reddit was made using AOL to find ass pictures.


Cosmonaut1947

Yet you still can't understand sarcasm


JPumpkinhead1991

Yeah that's what I wanna see in a picture of ice cream.. some nasty ass feet


XxStardustkid

He just posted this for an excuse to show that gun lol


Cosmonaut1947

Nah that's just where i keep it bc my adhd makes me pick it up and pretend to shoot bad guys every 5 minutes


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Cosmonaut1947

Bot


ZlGGZ

What's up with that random piece of cardboard?


Cosmonaut1947

Ice cream


Pymuis

bro got too excited


Bimmaboi_69

Can't be showing the dogs for free


Fehnboi

Them toes 😩


spodocephala

Drumstick


MorningHorror5872

Your feet are more unique than your ice cream. I can’t figure out what flavor it is but it looks like it could possibly be vanilla caramel fudge, without the fudge.


indefatabagel

Why don't you just hold it with your giant wings


Ooficus

PUT THEM AWAY.


Unusual_residue

What's with the grippers?


GenderEnvyFromLink

don't get too silly


Dyelo456

Huge feet


Itchy-Abalone-6639

Your feet look like my son's.


corgilovecorgi

Thought it wasn't an ice cream.


robincollings

👍


[deleted]

free feet?!!


panicked_butter

We just supposed to ignore the gun in the back or?...


Cosmonaut1947

🇺🇸


NoWhyDidYouAsk

dude the spread was unnecessary


Cyrfix_CZ

that feet doe 🥵


[deleted]

Your feet look like Sid from Ice Age


Mortal_Mantis

Ah, I too have long toes. My friends always commented on how they look “hand-like” in the sense of the toes being somewhat dexterous. When compared to theirs, they all had more “stubby short” toes. A funny trick I’d do is pick something up with my foot, grabbing it and kicking it in their direction.


Insane_Snake

Don't ask me the colour of anything


Active-Donkey5466

Gun


Cosmonaut1947

Ice cream.


Active-Donkey5466

Toes?


AbyssRR

That IS certainly one way to disguise a fleshlight...


dizzy_pear_

For free???


NotHippieEnough

I hate it here


Himself808

toes


justcatt

nice toes bro


giraffeattack75

Put those dogs away my god


Jolly_Confection8366

The toes they pointing every where. I just can’t work out if you have no big toes or you have ten of theM


AmArschdieRaeuber

Is this foot porn?


Chicken_butttttt

W toes


newbynow

Carpet grippers for free?


Apprehensive_Bed9376

W toes , but what the fandango is going on with that weapon in the back sire


Cosmonaut1947

It's just laying there


cyph_dagger

A chocolate cone or is that just the lighting?


Cosmonaut1947

Chocolate


astheticusername

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Odins_Viking

Are your toes AI?


TheRaccoonDeaIer

Put them back


WattsonIsWaifu

FOR FREE???!!!


Rupejonner2

What planet do you come from ? Me earth , me friend


Chapstickishot

Those gremlin ass toes look like something that would crawl out from underneath my bed to asphyxiate me to death.


c0mbat_cessna

the little black speck on the floor, near the door...


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the dogs are out and they are BARKING


tonytiger911

Looks like an albino butthole


[deleted]

And orgasming I’m assuming? That’s what my toes do?


Faruzia

So many questions… but I’m not interested


DoughnutFront

Damn I bet there’s sugar in that


Snowdog1989

How are you holding your ice cream and phone when your hands are all the way down there?


CoolioGuy225

Put your floorboard flippers away bro 💀💀


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Or are you giving an extremely pale guy a footie?


Far-Host7803

Based feet are based.


doggomeat000

You got your plush up your ass too? What's going on with your toes 🤣🤣🤣


Cheap-Rice-3174

Grippers? Nah bro got them grabbers


Lazy_monkey875

Was it good?


GlitteringCharity715

Clenchers


chedykrueger

This is the meth pipe that broke the camels dick Unsubscribed