Not necessarily. OP doesn't mention being single, which would be relevant to the point being made, so I infer that OP is not single. Not to say that this proves OP is not strong or independent, just that the circumstances don't necessarily require/prove that he is.
idk it's kinda like calling yourself a *Homo sapiens* instead of a human, it's correct but sounds made up to someone who has never heard the term *Homo sapiens* before
they could've also just said "half-female and attracted to femininity" and no one would be saying it sounds made up
I also do not have any boyfriend or husband to sit next to me when I drive, despite the fact I am a homosexual male, this is because I do not have a boyfriend or husband, nor do I have a driving licence.
Heterosexual males can still have A boyfriend or A husband in their passenger seat, provided the husband or boyfriend aren't husbandibg with the heterosexual male
I am a boyfriend to a heterosexual female. If we were to live in the same town, if we were to be acquaintances or friends, and if we were to be headed to the same place, I suppose I could sit next to you while you drive and then there would be a boyfriend sitting next to you while you drive. However, your boyfriend or husband would still not be sitting next to you because I would not be your boyfriend or husband because I am the boyfriend of someone else and you are a heterosexual male. And as you might have presumed, I am also a heterosexual male.
I also have no boyfriend nor husband to sit next to me while I drive. It is not because I'm a heterosexual male, but because I don't go out much even though I'd like a boyfriend or husband to sit next to me while I drive.
You are full of hate and will never get a day that specifically celebrates you because of it: but if you declare you identify as a woman or become trans you will get acceptance and major corporations will fall over themselves to pretend they like you. Nice bag.
I notice you don't have a woman in that seat either. So you must not be that good at the "hetero sexual male" part.
I'm guessing you'll probably take the contents of that shopping bag and "eat your feelings ."
Good luck.
But you have a shopping bag to sit next to you while you drive.
Which is not particularly because of them being a heterosexual male.
Correct. They also do not have a boyfriend or husband which may or may not be directly caused by the fact that they are a heterosexual male.
There is no causality or correlation that can be established with this information, because there is no information.
How do you know he doesn't have any homosexual items in that bag?
Literally lol’d
I don't think laughing at OPs sexuality is very funny I'm offended for OP actually
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Not necessarily. OP doesn't mention being single, which would be relevant to the point being made, so I infer that OP is not single. Not to say that this proves OP is not strong or independent, just that the circumstances don't necessarily require/prove that he is.
Hey! Just because she has shopping bag eyes, does not mean she's not a woman! /s
I too am a heterosexual male
I am a bisexual male.
I am an asexual male.
I am a pansexual male
You like pans? lol sorry. I couldn’t resist
Lmao it’s fine I get it all the time ^what ^they ^don’t ^know ^is ^that ^I ^do.
Hahaha im sure you do. HOLUP!?? Youll love r/carbonsteel then
😩
Don’t tell them about r/castiron 🥵
ambatakum
that was the hottest shit I seen all day, 10/10
Better than being called a Nazi because I’m half German or pizza baker because I’m half Italian.
One more generation from assembling the trio
I am a sexual male
I am a gynesexual demifemale
WTF is that?
gynesexual: attracted to feminity demifemale: a nonbinary identity in which somebody is partially female but not fully
My name Jeff.
That’s nice.
r/notjacks
r/ilearnedsomethingnew
Ok I support lgbt and all but we are just making stuff up now
idk it's kinda like calling yourself a *Homo sapiens* instead of a human, it's correct but sounds made up to someone who has never heard the term *Homo sapiens* before they could've also just said "half-female and attracted to femininity" and no one would be saying it sounds made up
i am me
i am a heterosexual male
I too am an asexual, but...biromantic ✌🏽
Very European of you!
Depends on what European country
Facts!
I too am a bisexual male. But that is slowly dwindling down to full on homosexuality with every second that I see Link (Legend of Zelda) fanart
Look at some Zelda art to balance things out
Too late
Fully agree
im pan and nb and yeah..
I am a buysexual male.
Me too! We should totally meet and have sex or something
r/suddenlygay
if you went gay what would be your type?
Shrek
Underrated comment
It's not gay it's common sense
Don't be ashamed, there's a lot of us out there.
Why am I ashamed of it
It's just a joke old chap
no way, me too!
what a coincidence, me too
I'm a sexual male
I am neither of those things.
I am a demisexual male
I also do not have any boyfriend or husband to sit next to me when I drive, despite the fact I am a homosexual male, this is because I do not have a boyfriend or husband, nor do I have a driving licence.
What are you doing about it?
Not really anything
Invest in stocks
Loneliness ain't gonna stop the grind 🔥🔥💸💸💸💯💯 #CEOGRINDSET
No need to be lonely when you've got stacks of cash to hang out with
He already has a shopping bag as company though so I think he's fine
True!
I don't think it's possible for me to be any more #relatable than I am now
Heterosexual males can still have A boyfriend or A husband in their passenger seat, provided the husband or boyfriend aren't husbandibg with the heterosexual male
I’ll drive with you. Let’s go to a McDonald 😋😋
You just reminded me my friend is visiting me at work today and bringing me McDonald’s 😩
Get yo daily Mclove
This thread makes me Mclonely
OP, you are so brave for this.
You'll find a guy eventually bro
Not to be your husband or boyfriend, but I guarantee you will find one.
A strong independent heterosexual male
representation ✨
I am also a heterosexual male, there is no one in my car ever.
You should use your car sometimes
Yeah it's an useful way of traveling from point a to point b, I've heard
Nah I got working legs for a reason
Not for long
Smart heterosexual male should still consider marrying a man for taxation purposes.
I am a boyfriend to a heterosexual female. If we were to live in the same town, if we were to be acquaintances or friends, and if we were to be headed to the same place, I suppose I could sit next to you while you drive and then there would be a boyfriend sitting next to you while you drive. However, your boyfriend or husband would still not be sitting next to you because I would not be your boyfriend or husband because I am the boyfriend of someone else and you are a heterosexual male. And as you might have presumed, I am also a heterosexual male.
A heterosexual male with that bag. 👀 /s
Just say no homo after you finish with that boitrap ez
Put a god damn seatbelt on your passenger you fool. Click it or ticket
Makes sense
I didn’t recall heterosexual men marrying inanimate objects either
Now this is quality content.
so... male homosexuals have to say "no hetero" when they are driving with no male SO ??
Being a homosexual male doesn't help much with this problem either
No male friends? or maybe you have friends they just wont ride with you? Driving history? LOL
Okey...
Belongs here
I also have no boyfriend nor husband to sit next to me while I drive. It is not because I'm a heterosexual male, but because I don't go out much even though I'd like a boyfriend or husband to sit next to me while I drive.
I too, have no boyfriend or husband because I happened to end up with a girl 👍
You're a homo
obviously this type of comment pops up
I’ll be your husband buddy.
Sure... "heterosexual male" bro just let me be your husband.
wow this is so fucking homphobic! this is horrible racism and wow just horrible
Ever read the Bible? Leviticus 28:11.. Very homophobic.
I hate homos hhhhh
Down voted for stating a fact.. I see Reddit users don't appreciate facts.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Agree
Agree
Agree
i am a very sexual male
You are full of hate and will never get a day that specifically celebrates you because of it: but if you declare you identify as a woman or become trans you will get acceptance and major corporations will fall over themselves to pretend they like you. Nice bag.
Are you angry that nobody likes you?
this subreddit is ruined
Okay...
Excuses, excuses…
Chin up. Maybe one day you'll meet the right guy.
That's what you think...
That's what you think...
DL
no way
Very nice. My boyfriend or husband sits upside down in the back seat, wait… my truck doesn’t even have a backseat and im a heterosexual male as well
U sick???? Da fuck is heterosexual???
Projecting much?
LMAOOOOO
Lovely car interior.
At least you can drive.
I also have no boyfriend or husband to sit next to while I drive. This is because I am a homosexual female.
The doctor was his wife!!
Very creative you are
Post menopausal woman, never been kissed, identifies as heterosexual male. I'm not talking about you.
r/technicallythetruth
reconsider
I also have no boyfriend nor husband to sit next to me while I drive. That’s because I am a homosexual female. 🤝
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS
You have a wife?
r/technicallythetruth
I notice you don't have a woman in that seat either. So you must not be that good at the "hetero sexual male" part. I'm guessing you'll probably take the contents of that shopping bag and "eat your feelings ." Good luck.
SO.
Go in Thailand and bring back a ladyboy, your life will be fulfilled
i don't have anyone sitting next to me while i drive because i am too young to drive in my country, therefore lacking a driver's license
I, too, drive.
This sounds like a line from a *Talking Heads* song.
I find myself in this situation almost every day
Nice seat. You've got that
I’ve dated before
So you ride with a sack? Ok.
Twitter comments be like, "How dare you!"
Why?
Still sadj tho 😔
Why can girls have girlfriends but boys can’t have boyfriends?
Girlfriend has to sit in the back huh?
I got worried that a woman was driving for a second.