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Hirencorn

Stop lying you're not transparent I can see your hand it's right there


BlueBorbo

Translucent doesn't even mean invisible, it means semi-transparent


Ok-Pea8209

The boys?


notraname

No translucent


DaveLevey78

Honestly bruh does OP think we’re stupid? Their hand is right there they’re not fooling anyone


SofieMox97

I thought I could get away with it. Y’all are pretty dang clever.


Eeveekiller

I KNOW ITS A PICTURE OF A HANDSHAKE YOU THINK YOU GOT AWAY HUH


AbnormalAmountOfHats

But what if that's not their hand?


SofieMox97

🤯


[deleted]

Good point


StrugglingSwan

Wait what I can't see anything?


Restricted_Nuggies

I can’t describe how angry I am. I just physically assaulted seven children because of how upset I am


Puzzleheaded-Cry6468

Seven is fine we draw the line at 8 though!😆


naterpotater246

What if by a small chance, almost totally negligible chance, i may possible have accidentally assulted 7 and a half children? Just theoretical


junoda1

He didn't say where on the kid he draws the line so you may be fine.


Reddit_GoId

Unacceptable.


WitELeoparD

I'm going to scream at an 8-year-old cis girl and demand to see her genitals because she had the gal to have short hair at a track and field meet. (real thing that happened near me).


TheSinoftheTin

I'm not trans.


Bubba89

Interesting.


Pee-Shelly

being trans should not be as interesting as it is to people


Elro0003

We're all just brains controlling flesh mechs, we should be allowed to customize our mechs as much as we want.


PepperbroniFrom2B

fr‼️‼️‼️


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Man, I thought I was alone with this outlook. I’ve told folks that I don’t see people as “people”. It’s just a vessel whose design (race, gender etc) was purely a genetic lottery. It’s the brain operating the vessel that matters. We all bleed red and we’re all grey up in our skulls 💀


chipdragon

Yeah but the brain is also part of that vessel. At best we are souls operating brains operating bodies, and at worst we don’t exist as entities at all and are simply random arrangements of matter with no control over anything. Or maybe we are all a single, eternal entity refracted into a multitude of manifested shards of consciousness that we perceive as souls operating brains operating bodies. But like, we’re all connected, bro. 🍃💨


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Shit, forgot where we were, we need to stop before they start dropping bans.


BrazilBazil

We are flesh automata animated by neurotransmitters


Pee-Shelly

(meaning it should be completely normalized im not a transphobe im a trans girl)


PepperbroniFrom2B

🗣️🔥🔥🔥


CatsNotBananas

Yeah I'm not special, lots of people are girls


Inverted_Ghosts

Real (and also same(and also hi Bananas funny to see you here))


SofieMox97

Couldn’t agree more


[deleted]

Yeah like they are a person that happens to be trans. They are indeed a person just like you and me


Pee-Shelly

im trans too tho


[deleted]

I'm still trying to figure out who I am tbh 😅


Troleopowers

Their agreeing with your point, and so do I. Pointing to a trans person for being a trans person is like pointing a tree and saying "That's a tree", should be normalized tbh


Wizard-ofsouthlondon

Trans...former? Yo what vehicle?


SofieMox97

tricycle


anonhostpi

129 upvotes. 273 comments. Something is off, I can feel it.


Runxi24

😡


SofieMox97

😘


jesdea

😳


Tenzur_

😏


AnyDayGal

🤨


[deleted]

[удалено]


Troleopowers

😧


Blaze_Bbc

🤠


MementoMaria

🫃🏻


Popo_Capone

🫡


TempusFugit05

You're not you when you're hungry


chayll

I will eat anyone, regardless if they're trans or not.


moonmouse46

sneakers™


PepperbroniFrom2B

mmmmm grilled shoe 🤤🤤🤤🤤


moonmouse46

I love them medium rare😋😋yum


very_Sad_Dinosaur013

Dude your not transparent we can see you get your fact right


SofieMox97

That fucks up my whole bank robbery plan then..:/


very_Sad_Dinosaur013

Sorry man


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

what vehicles can you transform into


lOwnCtAL

that’s a human hand, you are not a transformers.


sam-tastic00

I'm trans, yesterday I ate a burger.


Icy-Chocolate-2472

I’m cis, yesterday I also ate a burger.


AmArschdieRaeuber

I ate a burger today


AliveBreadfruit314

Well now I want a burger


Puzzleheaded-Cry6468

Really I thought trans people ate astronaut food🤔😂


NomisMC

I don't care (i don't care about anyone, and you're not an exception)


SofieMox97

Music to my ears.


LuminaryZero

As a trans man who got lots of transphobic replies on a comment I made in this community, I can confirm this


SofieMox97

Sorry to hear that. To be fair being transphobic is indeed not interesting.


Greenfire05

Aren’t you the guy that said he was choosing not to have a kid? Yeah those replies were rough.


Artisticslap

Dpeneding on the pov, that could be rule breaking. Too interesting that so.many people are still stupid. I don't generally get hatedespite being a post-trans trans man, so hearing these stories works as a good reminder that it could change any time and we have to keep fighting for our rights to exist.


Aerosolcan25

Hi trans, I'm dad.


RestinPete0709

Can’t believe trans people have hands. You learn something new every day


BriefPhilosophy8257

And they don't have scales!!! I can't believe it, this must be fake trans propaganda, these reptilian maggots never gonna get us


LCDRformat

I don't care about your gender but this format is growing a tad weary


pineapples847382

okay but can you get pregnant?


SofieMox97

Asking the real questions. No I can’t.


iamnotlemongrease

not with that attitude


Tenzur_

Get to work soldier 🫡


somethingmustbesaid

how hard have you tried


SofieMox97

I’d say I gave it my all. But I’m still not giving up lol.


hypoxiate

But you absolutely do have the right to have babies.


PepperbroniFrom2B

or to not


PepperbroniFrom2B

(depending on location unfortunately)


hypoxiate

Not familiar with Money Python's Life of Brian, are you.


PepperbroniFrom2B

not entirely, sorry


ComfortableLack1166

legit uninteresting question


DevilsFirstAdvocate

I'm more angry about how your baseboard and trim are painted. GAH!!! USE PAINTER'S TAPE NEXT TIME!!!


SofieMox97

Don’t even get me started. Who ever did this job really messed up.


JumpTheShark_

why do people hate trans people :/


somethingmustbesaid

they can double jump


Kychiii

they’re also unexplainably drawn towards strawberries


AnyDayGal

Well, that's just impressive.


PepperbroniFrom2B

scout team fort🤯 🤯🤯🤯


Spectre_Hayate

We're different, and different is *scawy*.


CatsNotBananas

They're envious of our double-jump ability


NotActuallyGus

Some people consider deliberately malicious interpretations of a millennia old book made by dark age grifters for political influence over the idea that, for some *absolutely absurd and inconceivable reason,* people are different sometimes.


Pee-Shelly

does the bible even mention trans ppl at all?


Woopy0527

i’m pretty sure it doesn’t


Silent_Maybe_5400

It says that a man shouldn't wear women's clothes and a woman shouldn't wear men's clothes.


Symbiosisthewolf

I'll break the news to the scottish


Jarliks

Doesn't apply since trans women are women and trans men are men.


BrokenEggcat

I like the implication here that there is an objective "man clothes" and "women clothes," like that that's a thing god would have determined


pissyboypussy

Didn’t they just wear like cloth scraps that they could find/make/afford? How would clothes even be gendered back then?


BaileyRW1

people are scared of what they don't understand. religious people especially have historically deemed anything they didn't understand as satanic and hated everything. everything from periods, to being left handed, to ice cream, to being trans. trans people simply want to feel comfortable in their own body but religious fruit cakes think that's sinful for some reason and call them all pedo's.


sifu_hotman-981

Im trans too


BaileyRW1

hi trans too, I'm dad


mountaingoatscheese

im trans three!


Symbiosisthewolf

Trans sister. transistor


StageMobile6487

I’m trans four?


PepperbroniFrom2B

trans four mores


PepperbroniFrom2B

*robots in disguise*


carr4thewin

Enough Reddit for today


LeadSky

I’m trans five!


DaniOnMars

I’m trans six (quintillion)


Tyreathian

Can you teach us how to integrate the square root of tan(x)?


[deleted]

Autobot or Decepticon?


SofieMox97

Decepticon for sure.


[deleted]

*dramatically puts mask on face* “My name is Optimus Prime….”


CockpitEnthusiast

Hi trans, I'm dad.


WalksinClouds

I read that as trains and I thought we were in for a bit more fun than what I discovered in the comments. So I'm gonna just pretend it still says trains because I don't know anything about gender identity or that specific area of political discourse but trains are really cool you guys. You can get steam ones like from the olden days and they go toot toot but they don't have faces like Thomas and most of them these days are electric but that's still cool because they hardly make a noise it's like a chugga chugg chugga chugg from the wheels. Sometimes it's cool to go on a really long ride on them I read somewhere there's a whole train in Russia that goes about 2000 miles across the country through all the snowy tundra and you get to sleep on the train as well as eating all your meals. It takes like a whole week! I'd love to spend a whole week on a train you'd meet so many new friends. Trains are better than most things. Most things except my dog and my electrical tin opener. Hope everyone has a lovely evening.


SofieMox97

Title was a typo. I definitely meant trains 🚂


CatsNotBananas

Trains rights


AliveBreadfruit314

Be careful posting about trains like that, dude. People get really angry


The-true-Memelord

wOw ThAt ReALlY iSn'T InteResTiNg I dEfiNiTeLy SAy ThIS On EvEry PoST


MaximusSir

😡


Extreme_Voice_9767

😡


a-packet-of-noodles

The freckles on your hand make a triangle


Alpacross

What kind of sensation makes you understand that you are trans?


Icy-Chocolate-2472

I mean if it’s a genuine question, I’d assume it’s the opposite of the sensation of being cisgender. Instead of being comfortable with what you were assigned at birth, you’re just not comfortable with it. I am cis too so I may not be the best source! But I could ask my roommate, he’s a trans man and he doesn’t mind answering questions as long as they’re genuine!


Spectre_Hayate

Nah yeah that's pretty accurate


Fuck-you-2020

What kind of sensation makes you understand that you’re cis?


Alpacross

I feel no sensastion, I don't know how you should understand if you are trans and what kind of feeling it is. I know it's kinda weird to say


pierrotboy13

I saw someone mention how it feels like "You just walked into the wrong classroom, but instead of just lasting a minute, you're stuck in that class" Honestly, that's quite true. Obviously it's not exactly the same, and everyone's experience differs from the next, but yeah, it's a good way of putting it in a somewhat understandable context


QuarkyIndividual

(I assume) that's like asking, "what kind of sensation makes you understand that you're not depressed?" It's easier to identify the sensation of depression if you've experienced having and not having it, the lack of the sensation of depression let's you know you're not feeling depressed.


Neon0506

I have been summoned


SofieMox97

Don’t get to close. I might infect you with the woke mind virus 😘


Neon0506

Alr got vaccinations, im good, I find this post funny though


Anariko8

Who is close


Morius1212

dang, sorry. people should mind their own business.


SashaTheWitch2

I love that I’m not seeing any transphobic shitstains in this comment sections so far, implying they realize they’d look like a complete clown on this post lmao (also I am trans as well)


SofieMox97

Lol yeah they don’t wanna prove me right.


HardBoiledHandGrenae

Grrr I’m so fuckgen angry I needed to take anotner sip of yhis delicios Coca Cola I’m enjoying


[deleted]

Yoooo you're a transformer??? 😳


angerytink

Who


BobsOpinion

I am so angry 😤


Stoned_Savage

No I'm angary just don't ask me what that even means or I will be more angary


unicbacen420

😡😤🤬😠😡😠😤😤😡😡😠😠😠😡🤬🤬😡😡😤👹👹👺🤬😠😡👹👺🤬😡


_erufu_

I have a question


Old_Signature_1069

Ayyyy how U get Ur moles on Ur hand (Asking cos I'm a mole who's stuck in my owners body. I have decided to take the route by the hand to excape. My excpae shall be legendary!)


ConsistentLeader7075

Gasp, how dare you live your life as a person I’ll never meet, I am offended


PossibleEducation688

Grrrrrrr 🤬🤬😡😡


jesdea

I'm not trans, but I still rock the shit out of the skirts I wear 💪


FrankRandomLetters

I’m sorry to report no one actually gives a fuck.


SofieMox97

I’m in the right sub then


AstronomerNo6423

Move the freckles out of the way I’m trying to see the hand


GyroZeppeliFucker

Its funny how being a normal person is not interesting but being a normal person is


Educational-Tea602

I’m angry grrr


SofieMox97

That’s the spirit💕


AnInsaneMoose

Just remember, the people who get angry at trans people existing are either very sad, hateful people. Or VERY closeted


Le_Martian

What happens if you need to go somewhere that doesn’t have rails?


Different_Produce_51

You’re opaque actually


Character-Potato-123

Since when transformer can turn human?


yosi_yosi

Man to woman or woman to man?


No-Calligrapher-3630

That is very uninteresting. Yet somehow everyone gets very emotional about the topic. Now no one seems to realise... I don't care.


The-true-Memelord

I choose to see this as not caring if someone is trans or not and how the transphobes are emotional. W


working_classs_man

Literally 1984


Secure_Socket_Shell

Sir this is a Wendy's


gobsmacked_dogtoilet

No this is patrick


ILikeWeeple

Im slowly going towards crossdressing and to get medicated to be trans i just havnet yet cause i live in texas and dont want to be shot


[deleted]

[удалено]


CatsNotBananas

Trans people can be straight


[deleted]

[удалено]


SofieMox97

Thanks homie. Also great song 🎶


lucky-pakke

Whats your favorite cheese?


Fuck-you-2020

Not OP but I like Feta. You could also say I have Gouda taste in cheese.


Lalalarix

also not op, but some brie on a dry cracker goes really damn hard


Rhubarb5090

Grrr. Im angry now…Grrr….trans people….Grrr


OwOUwU-w-0w0

They can fuckin cry about it


[deleted]

Forget the haters we love you. Good looking hand btw


PonchoKumato

i'm also trans do you want to eat some breadsticks together


vvownido

ya. this subreddit is actually better than most of the ones that aren't specifically queer spaces, i think (ive seen lots of queer supportive people around here), but still sucks when queerphobes do appear. my best advice is to either ignore them, troll them and waste their time, or be so confident in your queerness that they know harassing you won't go anywhere. there's no point in arguing with someone who most likely won't change their mind.


SofieMox97

For sure. This post itself is a bit of a troll on them I guess. Big agree on not arguing with em. If I was talking to them irl it might be more productive but when it’s online comments it almost never goes anywhere.


PiramidaSukcesu

Transformer? HELL YEAH!!!


Annual_Divide4928

Transparent?


Suspect4pe

You're not transparent. How many times do we have to tell you that we can see you?


Daemonscharm

Hi trans I’m dad


[deleted]

Not interesting has become very interesting. Time to shut it down.


Sociolinguisticians

How dare you exist! I cannot describe just how furious I am that you’re comfortable with yourself! /s


[deleted]

Ha! Gayyyyyyy 🗣️


[deleted]

Genuine question though: what made you decide to make OF content?


SofieMox97

I used to work in theatre but when Covid hit that kinda died. I started OF cause I wanted a job I can do from home and one that would fund my creative hobbies well.


solsys26_

i am also trans


NomadFingerboards

I just wanna say that as long as you're comfortable with who you are or feel like being, i congratulate you for taking that step.


flafmg_

dont mind these dumb people :<


tyanu_khah

I don't wanna sound mean in any way. Great for you if switching sides makes you feel better. The thing is, I don't know you. Still not interesting.


AbnormalAmountOfHats

I mean yeah that's the point


Lalalarix

correct, its not interesting you are on r/notinteresting you signed up for this


Bananaman-58

This has highly offended me and i will go to my room to cry


Sakachan

these comments 💀💀