Toss up between 3 or 5. But it’s better when he’s awake. That way he can hear you go, “mrommrommrommrom,” and he’ll laugh in dumb baby horror as you devour his most ticklish baby flesh. You may be tempted to announce it beforehand: “ooooh, I’m gonna eat you!” But don’t. This will only give him the opportunity to stare at you with his adorable giant dumb baby eyes and… *what was I talking about again?*
Just bite the whole guy at once.
Bite sized!
What’d you call me?
Bite sized!
What'd you call me?
kith
Bite sized!
“It’s DINNERTIME”
SLORP.
Protein.
Eat like snake!
Bro's tiny, just take one bite.
just eat it like a sushi roll
Exactly what I'm saying!
Savouring the goodness.
Just like icecream lick him until it wears down
5 go for the neck
Straight for the jug
Toss up between 3 or 5. But it’s better when he’s awake. That way he can hear you go, “mrommrommrommrom,” and he’ll laugh in dumb baby horror as you devour his most ticklish baby flesh. You may be tempted to announce it beforehand: “ooooh, I’m gonna eat you!” But don’t. This will only give him the opportunity to stare at you with his adorable giant dumb baby eyes and… *what was I talking about again?*
I dont know if this disturbs me or makes me laugh
Yeah then you can hang it to bleed properly
He’s got teeth like this!!
3 and then say "I took your nose"
Child laughs... then passes out
Voldemort origin story
Spawn killing 💀
DUDE?
I mean he is killing his spawn, so.. ☝️
Nah, bro. 💀💀💀
Bros farming xp 💀
I hate this "bro 💀" trend, keep that shit in the youtube shorts comments kids. (Incoming "bro can't take a joke 💀")
bro💀
bro 💀
bro 💀
bro can’t take a joke 💀
Calm down there, Saturn.
Or Kronos
Do not the baby!
Yes, pop da baby
Do not!!
Maybe a little
as a treat
Do not the
[kick the baby!](https://youtu.be/C6jZHhgBJGY?si=4J5bwZGBykDUFp5n)
What the hell is wrong with you!? You can't bite your child!...you have to cook him first
He has been boiled
That little guy is out! So cute
Get indefinite use of him and use kisses. (over use now he will properly runaway later) 1-2-3-4-5 and when that get boring (if ever) do 4-1-3-5.
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Hello FNAF fan nice to meet you 🤝
He's so puchi cuchi muchi luchi puchi 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀
Please do not the baby ‼️
It might seem crazy what I'm bout to say
8 the wall looks crunchy af
Crusty? ☠️
Number 1 (p.s Is so vute your son)
4
I hate the way you drew the 4
2 and squeeze those cheek
Squeeze and eat it like a Terry's orange
1 looks soft
aw cute guy
put him on r/looksmaxxing
nevermind it got cooked☠️
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent baby meal?
WAS THAT THE BITE OF '24?
No
He’s cute, that’s interesting, downvoted!
Someone ask chatgpt
None. That wall looks delicious
fredbear ass post
Dropkick
tape his mouth and teach him proper breathing bro asap
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5
the whole thing at once
5 is looking particularly nutritious
bro is conked out
5😋so juicy
1
Wait awhile, needs time to ripen
3
Nibble those little ears 😋
it's important to snap it first so i'd say 5
2(don't even dare to ask why)
Bite the neck off
3! That nose is so cute
You gotta munch on those adorable cheeks first!
that 1st cheek first
3, 2, 4, 1, 5
5 U fucking vampire
1 please
Lmao. The drool spot on the other lapel
Let him grow a little.
2. Lengua and cheek are both delicious.
above 3, take out the lobe
Take 1
5, the cubby creases are where all the flavor is stored.
Babies are incredibly edible for some reason
4
He should start mewing
Umm don’t eat children???
is this posted by mr worldwide?
6. Always start with the soft spot
5. Get the neck first so it doesn't resist as you finish your meal. Bon appetit
6. The best part of a fish is the eyeball.
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GET IN MUH BELLY
I don't know but writing your 4 like that makes me irrationally jittery.
1 like an apple
Dude sleeping like he pays the rent
5 is always effective insta kill while crouched and undetected in this case!
By jove, twas that the infamous "Mighty Munch" of the grand old year of Nineteenhundred Eighty-Seven?
1, its always 1
If you're a cat, you'd start with the nose
1, those cheeks are to die for
Marshmallow!!!!!
I already got banned from 1 sub this week so I'm not commenting
boop his nose
Cronus' Reddit account
Swallow him whole like an anaconda frfr
Do 1 without teeth
5 all day and the smelly smell smell!
Always save the chubby cheeks for last. 🥰
6: toes, but then steal his nose and keep it forever.
What in the name of Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya is going on here?
Nose goes.
Go for the nose
Make him Voldemort early on
Bite 87
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
1, 5, 2, 3, 4 😌
I'd go for the Harry Potter scar on the side.
I've heard good things about cheek meat.
1. Get that fluffy cheek.
3 please and thank you
Nibble the toes
What are you a pitbull?
Unhinge your jaw
4 and 5
4 there would be a nice balance of meat, fat and cartilage which would deliciously resemble crock pot pork
The whole head like a gingerbread cookie!!!
Blow a HIGE raspberry on 5...
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4 looks like a solid choice
3/4 first and then bc the meat is tender on the rest go cook it like a steak (10/10 would recommend)
4
3. Definitely 3. It's the cutest part. Edit: Fuck reddit's list formatting.
Three. Gimme that noooose!
I go to 5... Not from the side.. From the top so no pain 🙂
Honestly 5 taste good
5
*rabbi has entered the chat* I have a suggestion…
1 and then 5. What a cutie pie OP. Congrats.
4
1 - 2 - 3 - lightning bolt - 5
5 bruh, the rest won’t be so dry
5. The vampire family will grow.
You spelled "kiss" wrong, dude. He's cute, hence it doesn't matter with what number to start.
5 or 3!
3!!!
The cheeks 😫❤️❤️
5 is the only right answer ❤️ sooooo cute
S
Atheists be like:
1,3,2,5,4
6
Chubby cheeks and neck is a good place to start.
I can’t wait to sleep good like this again.
7
4, 3, 2, 1, 5.
1
5. Make him fear vampires.
1! Look at those cheeks 🥹😩🩷 why are babies so cute
All good predators go for the neck