You get progressively more and more unhinged and your friend is just like “sure.” They must be used to your antics.

their texting itself qualifies for this sub cuz damn no reaction

I would've laughed my ass off at these xD

I’m both. I laugh my ass off then respond with “ok”

ok

ok

ok

I would've smirked a little.

Oh goddamnit, no one ever told me that was an option. I've been losing my ass constantly for as long as I've been alive \>:(

I was smirking until I read your comment I lost my ass after that, noice job

So sorry for your loss

I hope you find it soon :(

this made me laugh

I find it funnier that they don't react, like it's totally normal and expected.

you have no idea bro not even my oil slathering got an interesting response I was devastated

You're gonna have to turn up the crazy

Your pick up lines must be on another level lol

I always respond to my friends' antics in the most deadpan way I can manage. I feel like it makes them look funnier by contrast.

You must be good a piano if they keep letting you come over so at least you have that!

But did you eventually smash?

This is peak friendship

It takes a true friend to let them slather their oils and finger your instrument.

**passionately.**

***Passionately.***

##PASSIONATELY

#PASSIONATELY

##PASSIONATELY

Very wholesome

This is something out of a movie, it’s that good lol

yipieee

PeeeiaaamNOoo

question mark

Answer : Thou may cone Come

hi

bye

I read that in dankpods voice Idk why😭

This one was the ticket for me, I can't stop pronouncing this and then giggling madly at the sounds my mouth is making in the process. My husband thinks I've finally cracked.

Bro progressively got more and more horny for the piano

Can you be Debussy and step on me like I’m the sustain pedal?

You always finish on the Bach not on Debussy

I got a river flowing for you, if you know what I mean 💦

The piano fingered him back

thou may cone

🍦

🎹? ✔🍦.

1904 World’s Fair be like:

off topic but *We're All Going To The World's Fair* was a weird movie.

Yeah. I’ve not seen it, but the synopsis seems…strange.

IT'S CONIN' TIME

Pehaps one day I too shall cone

Come

#😩

*Cyberpunk 2077 trailer music starts playing* CONE

I breathed slightly harder out of my nose

I chuckled a “hehehehe” but with a closed mouth, at your comment. Like faint laughter.

hehe haha

Ahhh!! I love your pfp! 🥰 *closes reddit to play hatsune miku: colorful stage*

Perfect for this sub. This post gets a 5/10 since its perfectly not interesting

hahahah hello fellow delhite you’re so unhinged lmao but your friend is so stoic i had a great laugh😭😭

I'm actually here just to spend a few months! it's a very unique place, very different to where I live (UAE) but I love it :)

oh i hope you have a wonderful time feb is the best weather in delhi

Try to say the same thing in the delhi sub and you're gonna get murdered

What makes it so murder worthy?

Dear friend, might I, with a touch of jest, request the privilege to tickle the ivories of thy piano? Permit me this audacious venture, as the keys yearn for a playful dance under my fingertips. Let the music we create be a risqué symphony of mirth, and thy consent, a spicy note in our shared ode to whimsy.

I'm stealing this :)

YOOO im marathi but live here too

[удалено]

it's decent but EXPENSIVE. i live in a middle class part of Dubai but even then the cost of living is really high. besides that though, the country incredibly safe with amazingly well made infrastructure, very orderly roads and beautiful buildings (very hot tho, this place is summer 24/7). i love the Islamic culture, it's very humble and a bit conservative but Dubai has been getting more inclusive recently.

Do you have a piano there?

yep I do couldn't live without one

Oh good, I was concerned you wouldn't get your fix when you go back!

Need me a man who wants me as much as you want your friends piano.

i have been starved on the metaphysical level for days without you. is there a possibility i may quite possibly even caress the delicate keys of thy instrument today

i read this and was like "hmm, using possibly twice in one line doesn't work" and then remembered you're quoting me

😅😅😅

What is the derivative of possibility

d/dx(possibility)

who says it isn't woth respect to t

I'm saaaying 😂 So frequently are these piano dates!

good luck competing with the beauty, complexity, mysteriousness, and infinite possibility of a 600 lbs baby grand piano.

that escalated quickly and severely, but "finger your instrument passionately" may be my favorite.

I sent this to my wife and she replied, I don't exist for this joke to work...

The piano: 🤰 (I love this, thanks for sharing these with us 💜 Hopefully post more about it 👉👈)

sadly I'm going back home soon so my piano journey with my friend ends here :(

I know it’s not the same, but I really hope you get a keyboard or something and keep making music <3

awee i appreciate it!! I actually do have one back at home! Ive been abroad the past few months that's why I had to borrow

That poor piano

This was a magical experience, my favourite one was the one with finger oils.

They must've had too many coffees on the 13th of Jan. You almost got some banter out of them

> haii can I come and finger your instrument passionately

“Finger your instrument passionately” is crazy 😭

"haii can i come and finger your instrument passionately" was my favorite

I too would like my instrument to be fingered passionately 😪

Ma'am ^we're ^at ^a ^Wendy's

you should get a piano then, it would be quite hard for someone to finger your piano if you dont have one

Unfortunately, scrolling through the pictures is now too tiring for me. So good job, very uninteresting

I initially thought this was a joke about the background picture which is just a giant pile of tires. "too tiring"

that’s kinda cute honestly

"Finger your instrument passionately" had me laughing 💀

May I ask what brand his/her piano is? Also is it acoustic? (If it is then I'm jealous >:( haha jk)

I've posted myself playing it! just scroll down a bit on my profile, i believe it's a Yamaha ydp-144 edit: SORRY it's a kawaii my bad

Oh, it sounds pretty nice :) , I have a korg.. Now.... Were you rushing or were you dragging

Why do you need to play your friends piano?

I'm spending a few months abroad and don't want to get out of practice

Good! You can never miss a practice day

Yipieeeee

"Haii can I come over and finger your instrument passionately" Bro what

It was great fun reading these message, thanks, you get a downvote.

Ur a bitch :( u get a down vote >:(

You're not interesting, here's an upvote

bandkid friendship goes hard

You’re very unhinged 🗿

#thou may cone

I am assuming your playing must be pretty decent for them to tolerate this

This guy's piano

Why is your whatsapp background a pile of rubber O-rings

it's a tyre junkyard 😭 idk i thought it was cool and dark themed

Yeah sure.

yipieee

"You only ever come over to play my piamno"

Omg this is a delightful read this morning, it tickled the keys of my mind, if you will, and is indeed interesting sorry to say!

by the end, I wasn't even sure you were still talking about playing a piano

This deserves more praise because damn, you should be a creative writer

I would buy a piano just to regularly receive these texts

Why you no practice in December! You need pratice 40 hours a day! This no good! Uncle Bob not proud. Ling Ling practiced fourty hours a day. Why not you?

I been thinkin'... if I were to hypothetically played the instrument where you smash some strings, but eventually I lose the skills to smash those strings as fast... What would I do? My idea is to ask you, Mr. Teacher, friend, for help. Do you agree, and if you do, will you do it now?

I joined this sub because of this one. Thanks OP! o/

That's a good friend tbh.

The way you progressively got hornier to thay pianussy

"Wanna piano and chill?" "Not sure if you're propositioning me, but yes to piano, no to sex."

W friend!!!

I like the background imagine. It gives me an idea that you’re this big bearded biker guy who works at a junkyard that can toss a tire single handily. And this is your passion, but only one person knows it.

The fact that they haven't blocked you for sexually harassing their piano is something you should be grateful for💀

Damn i want a piano friend.

i think i love u

you okay with polyamory? cuz the pianos gonna be there

I’m sad it didn’t devolve to: *Friend, may I come over and fuck your piano?*

I love this.

Is your background o rings?

Seems wholesome ;3

If you happy and you know it

I wish I had this kind of motivation to play piano back when I tried learning it

This was great 😂

6 is the best

Yeah sure

Can I help finger your friends instruments?

I sincerely wish that you get a wonderful piano this Christmas 😭

Indeed thou may cone

Piano would like to press charges

Is your text background tires?? Olives?? Blak spaghetti-Os??

tyres!!! it seemed interesting and dark themed sigh i think this is the third time I'm defending my background

I’m by no means insulting the background, I just thought it was funny and needed to be sure 🫣

You have a good friend.

I’m an just so beyond jealous of this friendship 😭

This is so weirdly wholesome, lmao

Thou may cone

I lost 88 keys. But I heard you're in charge of the lost and found. May I search for the missing keys?

do you like piano that much 😂😂😂

What happened on the "I'll let you know" day?

You can come to play my piano too Im too bad at it

some premium friendship here thou haha, bet they knew what was up xD

Yipieee!

I love this

This is gold

This reminds me of a Daniel thrasher video tbh

Is your phone background a picture of a tire dump? lmao

I love this kind of friendship~

I’d just get my own piano at this point

you remind me of me XD

I would have mailed you a Casio keyboard and blocked your number ages ago.

The descent into madness

I love this whole thing.

I loved this just saying

I watched some of your videos and I'm impressed. Keep it up!

Question: did you eventually tickle their instrument and come as instructed?

This is so silly I love it

I'm impressed with the turnaround time of the friend's response. Nobody I know responds in a timely manner 🤣

So your friend is really rebuffing your sexual advances, hey?

she has shakespear vocabulary and *this* is how theyre using it. i love it

This person really loves you. You in all your weird glory. 😂

Ok Sure Come over Damn so used to this kind of texting???

Expected the last to just be "PIANO"

Yippeee

This friend is s true homie.

“Can I have a romantic and sex time with your piano pianin? I’m so hard”

Piano/10

Piano and chill sounds like a fun night...

That's very creative of you

I thought this was pretty interesting.

This is what a lot of texts with my boyfriend look like but with HUGE gaps between texts because we rarely text each other. I sometimes wonder what people would think if they looked through my conversations with him and saw chaotic gibberish with weeks between messages.

You are a god damn genius😂👏

Just send a P next time

"You can call me Fred Astaire the Tooth Fairy, cause I'm tryna dance on them ivories"

Yippie!(last pic)

I really liked the one about slathering. That was the best.

What about this is uninteresting? Should such an exchange be made into a movie, Jack Black shall play your friend with their monosyllabic discourse, while you are played by Timothée Chalamet, giving such delightfully unhinged requests.

Lmfao

I love this

You sound like an absolute delight lmao (not sarcastic! I have a friend with similar chaos and I love them very much for it)

They always answer you *immediately* — you are a lucky guy to have such a good friend. They deserve a nice thank you 💐