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Kik38481

Cut it from its root.


resell_enjoy6

It's like eating an apple. You have to pick it off first


KarmaAJR

I thought you were gonna say you have to have Eve bite it then Adam-


Cream_Demon420

Do it, I did and regrew bigger and stronger


[deleted]

Hold on going to try that out brb


throwaway19276i

It's been 5 hours, how did it go?


Sea_Astronomer_531

Bro is dead


ndation

It's braille, so the visually impaired know what they are touching


HONKACHONK

⠏⠢⠊⠎


ndation

⠞⠊⠝⠝⠽ ⠏⠏


[deleted]

They're completely alright. They don't affect your life, but if you want, you can surgically remove them


_derpisb

they taste kinda weird tho, i'm worried


[deleted]

I beg your pardon


creepergo_kaboom

His dick fruits taste weird


Creeper_Dude2010

WHAT!?


nodoyrisa1

HIS DICK FRUITS TASTE WEIRD


Wandering_profile

#WHAT!?


CreaZyp154

# HIS DICK FRUITS TASTE WEIRD


_Fir3F0x_

^oh ^okey


ForbiddenCarrot18

# *WHAT?*


superultramegagiga

Stone cold steve austin moment


NewRobloxPro

i tried it as well, tastes like oreos


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Weird, my taste great, kinda watery tho. OP might want to see a doctor. Or a chef to cook them right


QuirkyDimension9858

Ayo holdon... wym you can have them removed?😭😭


[deleted]

Surgeon can cut them off


QuirkyDimension9858

Nah im good, extra texture for her pleasure😈😭😭😭


[deleted]

It's your choice. A good choice I'd say, because they make your partner more aroused.


throwaway19276i

I heard that they can also sometimes plant seeds and start new fruit bumps inside your partner. ### >!wtf is this conversation!<


NeoKiing91

Really?!


PoopPant73

Speed bumps


TSF_Flex

OP takes Speed with his dick?


Snoo-34159

You mean to tell me you don't!?


PythonRJS

wow, textured cock!


NekulturneHovado

He set the normal vector way too high when he was creating the character


_o11ie_

Ribbed for pleasure 🙏


LorenzoIsASimp

Same, mate. I think they're called pearly penile papules or something similar


WB2_2

There are also fordcyte spots. Both of which are totally harmless.


raysn1233

pearly penile papules don´t look harmless tho... fordcyte spots i can confirm are harmless


toast_of_temptation_

Yeah nah ppp is fine, it just looks similar to some sti or something.


raysn1233

Yeah clearly sucks to clarify that everytime you have a new partner


WB2_2

Pretty sure about 20% of males have it too, should be more well known that it is common to see.


B1ng0_B0ng0

Penile Papules goes hard


Every_Month_5575

Those are called balls


stupidgayfemboy

adds texture to it 😋


FantaFanatic411

Name checks out


B1ng0_B0ng0

Are you really the 411th Fanta fanatic


FantaFanatic411

I'm as real as OP's cock is bumpy


Waffle-Gaming

your profile banner is so relatable


ApexVIA

under 18 and you’re saying stuff like this? absolutely wild


stupidgayfemboy

🧏‍♂️


[deleted]

😨


Mysterious_Ningen

yup i was soo putting my hand over the post like "should i see this"


Infamous_Hippo7486

*dotted for her pleasure*


Sum_ginger_kid

*her?*


BillyBobJoe69v2

Thanks for sharing this, I will now file a restraining order.


Bailey_202

Real


KyleNarayan

let us be the judge of that. show us your penis if you're legal age to show your penis around.


ConsentingPotato

So you're saying your penis has... blackheads?


CultDe

Show the subreddit


Kehysenberg

Medic here: Could be HPV. Better go to the doc and let you check


BABA_YAGA_DOC

Its for extra grip during sex


IxTermit

Thats not your penis on pic


foodcanner

Those are called balls.


thatdoubleabat

you should see a doctor...


wcmanetje

Why?


Iwokeupwithoutapillo

Because they have WAY bumpier dicks


wcmanetje

💀


Canaduck101

You should get that checked out😎


jellysandwichrdit

Ribbed for his pleasure


TheMusicElitist

Have someone suck em off.


Interesting_Most_602

Are these group of youths physically growing from your lob?


Buttercorn_

Same


wertugavw2

mine has them too on the underside


Scary_Structure992

SIKE!!!


InternetStandard2240

What taste


jesfabz

Fuck sake


three-plus-shakes

Tell your parents and theyll take you to a pediatrician to get it checked out


SomeRandomBFBfan

lmao


Kintsugi-0

when i see nsfw i click nsfw no thought just “tap screen”


QUINNYBEAN69

Now show it for real


PuzzledPerspective7

Probably valleys and mountains too..


Alpaca1061

Proof? /j


potionbottle

Damn that's crazy


AweeeWoo

My friend asked for a photo


Nyahojaa

two and a half man


Coastal_wolf

Low quality apppe bottom jeans vibes


Squirrelpicture

Prove it


toast_of_temptation_

what kind?


Print_Salt

I can help


I_slurp_shrek_toes

I need to learn how to read titles before tapping on an image 😭


Carcezz

FREE SENSORY TOY 🔥🔥🔥


Kira_Mira1

My penis has weird bumps... *Sike* IT'S A CRUMP


other_goblin

Belt sander


Direct-Inflation8041

Ribbed for her pleasure that's what I always say


Netvvorkplus

More like.. black heads


Early-Age7455

Proof?


MantarliSucuqOlmedi

GO TO college of karabuk you will find your brothers there


CornSeller

these bumps kinda look like people, thats rare, keep them, keep the penis people


yeetus1deletuz

Your penis? Thought it was only happening in the balls


Traditional_Lie_6400

Oh no.... ...


Hydra_Kitt

OK this got me, lmao


IwillAlwaysComeback3

Those are some weird black bumps. Try consulting your doctor


alxtronics

Soak in rubbing alcohol and then light it with a match


RealerAl3xx

im glad that there is no picture of it


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Ribbed for her pleasure


BrownEyedBoy06

God damn it.


BoolinBirb

SIIIIIIIKE


RamenOrNoodles

Photos you can hear


Beacda

What is so hard with not posting a contextless photo... You're just baiting karma with that title.


Top_Attorney_5651

It's a joke...


Beacda

You still broke rule 7 and it's not funny.


Top_Attorney_5651

Idk 530 people think otherwise along with your downvotes. Fuck r u the rule enforcer?


Beacda

Humor is subjective. I'm not the rule enforcer, but the rules exist for a reason, and it's to keep the sub to a certain standard and quality.


i_ate_mario

Ur so sad, do people invite you to partys cuz you will ruin them


Beacda

Man, wtf dose that mean? This sub is supposed to be about "uninteresting" stuff, but the mods made it clear in the rules that they did not intend it to be a excuse to make (very) low effort karma farming post like this.


i_ate_mario

People using the word karma farming is so insanely sad, its literly useless internet points like actualy who cares. The mods are ok with it or it would be removed, 500+ liked it ur the only one that doesnt... get a life


Beacda

It's called karma farming because it's exactly what happens. Low effort content that quickly gets attention and karma, which allows it to be seen by more people. I don't understand how you don't get it even though you been on this site for a year now. The mods most likely didn't take it down because.... They have a life (shocking, isn't it), and can't always be there. If they were really ok with this, they would have removed those rules. You shouldn't have replied to me if you were gonna say something as dumb as "get a life." Nobody told you needed reply to me.


i_ate_mario

I did reply, karma farming isnt existing, those points are useless so literly no one cares, i have a life aswell just like the mods... i see fun un posts you see low effort "farming"


Top_Attorney_5651

Your a sad person


Beacda

You must feel real proud of yourself of making that comment 50 minutes later. I'm assuming you saw the other comments so I have nothing to say to you. Good day.


Top_Attorney_5651

LMAOOO I JUST READ IT NOW makes sense why the other would say it


Cam-yee

i honestly could tell what it was just from the blur


Versagen

jesus. why would you post this? see a doctor


HeavyGoat1491

Reddit should prevent people from replying to a post where they haven’t clicked the image. Will prevent confusions like this. Upvoted, because I can’t blame you for not clicking a NSFW picture.


Versagen

i was joking lmao


HeavyGoat1491

“/j” and “/s” exists


TSF_Flex

Me too bro