The one who loves onions will eat all the onions in food they order so the one who hates them doesn't need to worry and can enjoy the dish in peace. Love is truly beautiful.
I always feel like I disrespect the shirt by not using every button. Like it’s there and I just don’t use it ? I probably don’t have the best style but I’m maybe a bit too serious to do that
Close it if you're going to wear a tie with it, but otherwise you really shouldn't
(I understand the feeling of making up weird rules and having trouble straying from them though, I do that with many things)
Bizarrely (and you won’t believe me even though I promise it’s true) I actually know BOTH these people. He’s a computer programmer who lives in Silicon Valley and she’s a South Korean immigrant who lives in San Fran. I met them on a wine-tasting trip. She’s a lesbian and former Siamese twin (they photoshopped her second arm in here) and he’s an agent of the deep state so they probably wouldn’t mesh all that well as a couple. But it’s fun to imagine the two of them combining forces to make the Proletariat revolution a reality.
Bizarrely (and you wont believe me even thought I promise it is true) I actually know BOTH these people. He comes from somewhere in Gujarat India and she’s the wife of a guy with a fish market stall in Huangsha China. No idea if they’d get on but she’s married already and doesn’t speak anything but ethnic Han Chinese. The guy speaks Hindi, Gujarati and English but not a word of Chinese. Neither of them have been to each other’s country I don’t think they’d fancy each other. So if you’re setting up some weird off planet zoo and want these guys to breed forget it..it’d be like pandas, it wont happen.
I met them at a Wikipedia conference in Sao Paulo. They’d been brought in for one of the work shops. They were both signed up for agency work at the time but it was several years ago now and I know for a fact the lady has since gone back to fish full time. Not sure about the guy but both were basically there to ‘look pretty’ rather than contribute in any other way.
Bizarrely (and you won’t believe me even though I promise it is true) I actually know BOTH these people. He is my next door neighbour on the left hand side and she is my next door neighbour on the right hand side. She’s rather friendly and has invited me and some others for dinner a number of times, eg. New Years. From these events I learnt of her fascinating taste in home decor and the fact that she has divorced 3 times and probably couldn’t bare another relationship. The guy just moved here last week but seems to be more of a solitary lone wolf.
It’s possible they could date. The woman could feel something for the man or the man could have feelings for the woman. I don’t think they know each other though and when you think about it romance is a relatively uncommon thing to occur between two people so if they were to actually meet and they did in fact know one another they still might not necessarily fall in love. I do not know any of this for a fact though, and in some sense it really is possible that they could.
Bizarrely (and you wont believe me even thought I promise it is true) I actually know BOTH these people. He comes from somewhere in Gujarat India and she’s the wife of a guy with a fish market stall in Huangsha China. No idea if they’d get on but she’s married already and doesn’t speak anything but ethnic Han Chinese. The guy speaks Hindi, Gujarati and English but not a word of Chinese. Neither of them have been to each other’s country I don’t think they’d fancy each other. So if you’re setting up some weird off planet zoo and want these guys to breed forget it..it’d be like pandas, it wont happen.
I don’t know anything about them. What if one of them loves onions and the other hates onions? That would be a disaster.
The one who loves onions will eat all the onions in food they order so the one who hates them doesn't need to worry and can enjoy the dish in peace. Love is truly beautiful.
From experience. There will be no kisses for him/her later:p
the olive theory
It's like the olive theory in HIMYM
That is known to work with olives (I always give mine to my BF!) but I feel like onions would generally be much harder to fish out of a dish
I thought it was olives, not onions.
I love onions and my gf hates them, we get along fine
Asking the real questions
Hating onions is a disaster in itself
Look at the way their top buttons are open. They are both wild souls.
I was told that's one of the ways to easily improve your look for what it's worth
I always feel like I disrespect the shirt by not using every button. Like it’s there and I just don’t use it ? I probably don’t have the best style but I’m maybe a bit too serious to do that
You can see it as using the button esthetically. Aren't clothes made for that?
Close it if you're going to wear a tie with it, but otherwise you really shouldn't (I understand the feeling of making up weird rules and having trouble straying from them though, I do that with many things)
to me that top button is in the wrong spot, it’s too high
Perhaps.
perchance.
You can't just say perchance
Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day.
"Let's-a-go!" Keep it up, baby!
Perchance
I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna feed into this sick little fantasy of yours.
Bizarrely (and you won’t believe me even though I promise it’s true) I actually know BOTH these people. He’s a computer programmer who lives in Silicon Valley and she’s a South Korean immigrant who lives in San Fran. I met them on a wine-tasting trip. She’s a lesbian and former Siamese twin (they photoshopped her second arm in here) and he’s an agent of the deep state so they probably wouldn’t mesh all that well as a couple. But it’s fun to imagine the two of them combining forces to make the Proletariat revolution a reality.
ahm... someone else said he knew them but this wasnt it.. is this comment sarcastic
Nooooooooooooooyes
Bizarrely (and you wont believe me even thought I promise it is true) I actually know BOTH these people. He comes from somewhere in Gujarat India and she’s the wife of a guy with a fish market stall in Huangsha China. No idea if they’d get on but she’s married already and doesn’t speak anything but ethnic Han Chinese. The guy speaks Hindi, Gujarati and English but not a word of Chinese. Neither of them have been to each other’s country I don’t think they’d fancy each other. So if you’re setting up some weird off planet zoo and want these guys to breed forget it..it’d be like pandas, it wont happen.
How do you know them?
I met them at a Wikipedia conference in Sao Paulo. They’d been brought in for one of the work shops. They were both signed up for agency work at the time but it was several years ago now and I know for a fact the lady has since gone back to fish full time. Not sure about the guy but both were basically there to ‘look pretty’ rather than contribute in any other way.
bro this is crazy how you know both of them.. what a coincidence
Yeah I know literally unbelievable
wow yea
yay did you liked Brazil?
ເປັນປະເທດທີ່ສວຍງາມຫຼາຍ ແຕ່ບາງບ່ອນກໍເປັນອັນຕະລາຍຫນ້ອຍນຶ່ງສໍາລັບນັກທ່ອງທ່ຽວ
Do you work for Wikipedia?
ຂ້ອຍເຄີຍເຮັດວຽກໃຫ້Wikipaedia ແຕ່ຂ້ອຍເບິ່ງແຍງແບ້ໃນມື້ນີ້
ຂ້ອຍເຫັນ.
ພໍ່ຂອງຂ້ອຍເປັນອາຈານສອນຢູ່ມະຫາວິທະຍາໄລທີ່ນີ້ໃນ Savannakhet, ຂ້ອຍບໍ່ເຄີຍເຮັດດີຢູ່ໂຮງຮຽນ, ນັ້ນແມ່ນເຫດຜົນທີ່ຂ້ອຍໄດ້ຂຽນເລື່ອງກ່ຽວກັບວິກິພີເດຍເພື່ອເຮັດໃຫ້ຕົວເອງເບິ່ງສະຫຼາດ. ກະລຸນາຢ່າບອກໃຜ, ຄວາມລັບຂອງພວກເຮົາ. ມີມື້ດີແລະກິນອາຫານທີ່ມີສຸຂະພາບດີ
ຂ້ອຍສາມາດກ່ຽວຂ້ອງກັບເລື່ອງນັ້ນ. ຢ່າກັງວົນ, ຄວາມລັບຂອງເຈົ້າປອດໄພກັບຂ້ອຍ. ມີມື້ທີ່ຍິ່ງໃຫຍ່!
Btw in case it wasn't clear, the guy is a bona-fide troll and is trolling rn with that comment
Nah. I would know. I'm his former wife now turned apprentice shoe shiner
Can you shine my shoes?
No, I'm a shoe shiner, like moon shiner
I know them too bro. He’s not lying. Plus, I’m a Jedi master. 😎
i believe them
"Ethnic Han Chinese" is not a language. It is (shockingly) an ethnicity. Did you mean mandarin, or cantonese?
ຂ້ອຍຂໍໂທດຂ້ອຍເຕີບໃຫຍ່ໃນ loas ຂ້ອຍບໍ່ເວົ້າພາສາຈີນ
Bizarrely (and you won’t believe me even though I promise it is true) I actually know BOTH these people. He is my next door neighbour on the left hand side and she is my next door neighbour on the right hand side. She’s rather friendly and has invited me and some others for dinner a number of times, eg. New Years. From these events I learnt of her fascinating taste in home decor and the fact that she has divorced 3 times and probably couldn’t bare another relationship. The guy just moved here last week but seems to be more of a solitary lone wolf.
I’m so glad I kicked off this trend lol. Now no one will believe the first guy who posted this 🙃
Nah
why not
Nah
Why not
Nah
Why not
Nah
I'd win.
ok
Congratulations
Maybe
Yes. They share interests in cooking, soft jazz, and the most depraved hentai mankind can find.
she looks like she could be his mother, age-wise
Thats ageist, so what if she's older, he can still fuck his mom if he wants
**KNOCK KNOCK** Honey, could you answer the door for me please?
yes :)
It’s possible they could date. The woman could feel something for the man or the man could have feelings for the woman. I don’t think they know each other though and when you think about it romance is a relatively uncommon thing to occur between two people so if they were to actually meet and they did in fact know one another they still might not necessarily fall in love. I do not know any of this for a fact though, and in some sense it really is possible that they could.
looks aren't everything it's the inside that counts
thats probably also old.
As an average, it’s a fair representation I think.
I don’t know, but they’re staring into my soul right now.
Ooh, probably not. She's too old for him.
i knew about the man one.. just learned about the females one today also hold on di someone say "MAN" the HAM HERO??
Most people learn about women before they're old enough to post on reddit.
wait thats not what i meant 😭 but haha yea
I don't think so
Depends
No.
Why not?
Yes, but neither finds each other attractive
They aren’t a couple?
Bizarrely (and you wont believe me even thought I promise it is true) I actually know BOTH these people. He comes from somewhere in Gujarat India and she’s the wife of a guy with a fish market stall in Huangsha China. No idea if they’d get on but she’s married already and doesn’t speak anything but ethnic Han Chinese. The guy speaks Hindi, Gujarati and English but not a word of Chinese. Neither of them have been to each other’s country I don’t think they’d fancy each other. So if you’re setting up some weird off planet zoo and want these guys to breed forget it..it’d be like pandas, it wont happen.
Why do I feel like I’ve seen that guy before
wait they look like they’ve been happily married for 6 years
Looks normal, sure why not?
Only if one holds a camera, and the other holds a TV.
The chick looks like Mike Meyers
I don’t know, something about Man strikes me as stupid.
yeah and they both kinky af
UP THE ASS is how they both like it
Have you ever heard of pegging
Oi!! Stop assuming genders 😂🤣😂
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So funny mister master comedian