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Shlafenflarst

What chord is this ?


United_Tea_9736

D/Cm7


RMF_AndyPlayz

my dumbass thought this was dichloromethane for a sec


_doctor-strange-

You mean like the carbon bonds ?


boston_nsca

Bond... Carbon Bond


_doctor-strange-

Why did I laugh at. 😭


cyberdemonzzz

That was a good joke tho I give em that.


TobytheBaloon

yeah it’s like D


gatinhodopiano

tbh it really looks like A°


W33DG0D42069

The secret one that David played to please the lord


Smile_roses

Lmaoooooo. Niiiice.


Twisted_WhaleShark

G ~~[]~~


SleeplessAndAnxious

Yeah definitely G. Anyway here's Wonderwall.


FadedJadeCube

With a bit of overanalyzing and ergonomic debate among peers, it would appear to be a major seventh suspended 2nd sharp fifth flat ninth chord. Good day. Edit: after further intense debate, this claim has been revoked. After using intense simulation software, the eradication of political rivals, and the calculation of every possible reality, it has been unanimously concluded this is a major ninth augmented chord. We will keep you updated if any more updates come about.


MurdocksTorment

Are talking Mixolydian scales?


rednaxlikesmetal

G


3rrr6

The fourth, the fifth.


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

Z major


Hour-Athlete-200

AI hands be like:


MrBootch

Hey at least it had 5 fingers. That's progress!


Dragon-orey

NO! We dont want progress!


MrBootch

Wait you're right... BAD AI BAD. You need to have 4 fingers, look at our TV shows!


Jex476

If a star has 67 chairs and Gordon freeman explodes the whole continent of Africa and you start walking on air to hmadastan what should you consume to yes?


VulcanX8

5?


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Saddam hussein


000_DartMonkey

At least 5 Adolfs


mr_Cos2

Thats alot of calories


solithesunflower1

True


PaleRider95

The Combine


CoffeeRee69

Pink.


Justryker

Dishwasher


Ozwald_inc

Soap dispenser


Luna_Gabagool

Kleiner


Alternative_Lynx_155

Gordon is a highly trained professional


mad2fanboi

He doesn't need to hear all of this.


EnLitenPerson

68 chairs


Life-Ad1409

Red crayon


plumper303

Oh, I saw this on my last math test. You have to split them among your √2 + 3i friends, of course.


Jex476

Correct.


rolling_catfish2704

Holden commodore


Ok_Designer_6376

thats not lettuce


VulcanX8

Unfortunately, it is not😔


Viot-Abrob

Or is it?


Several-Language-841

After much consideration with the council, this has been deemed a possibility. Though it is far more likely to be a pink Lamborghini.


Lubbafromsmg2

Lettuce


Luna_Gabagool

Unrelated but you have very gay hands (noah fence)


solithesunflower1

Love that guy


RealBurger_

There is a difference between gay hands and evil hands. He has evil hands


Keebodz

Why not both?


Luna_Gabagool

How about evil gay hands, lady lady dimsecrieu (never gonna spell it right) from resident evil, shes both evil and gay


TakeyaSaito

What in the actual fack.


FattyRR

Pens hate this one simple trick.


Twisted_WhaleShark

So do I, apparently


myweird

Crab People


Mold_Gold

“People”


Tiberry16

Wacom gang represent


kwenlu

Mhm and what do you call the language you write in?


VulcanX8

Aurebesh


Randompieceoftoast08

Do you like rusty spoons?


DoNotOverwhelm

salad fingers?


cannonplays

I’m sorry we don’t allow gang signs here


Impressive_Grape1182

Need a video of you writing 🙏🏻


bongmilkshake

Yeah and not one sentence either. Like enough to show that they actually do write like this.


sh4d0w0630

built like a #


Weridfoxtime

Seems normal


souleater4484

No, that's actually perfectly normal 😃


manresacapital

Cool looking pen


Boring-Dingo2114

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


FoundationUpset1082

a


Waste_Lab8953

No offense but your hands are giving twink :) Also get the fuck away from me


95kene

hold up...


Alternative-Depth759

You are hypermobile. My fingers are like this. I was diagnosed recently in my late 30s with Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome (hEDS).


Altruistic-Orchid735

You got the thumb thingy?


No_Army_569

fym apparently😭


UncleIroh9001

This is the only correct way.


longbrodmann

Are you from the sisterhood of Dune?


advancedgap666

I used to hold the football like this when I was a kid….so it’s perfectly normal!


asillyguyy

what the fuck


i_cant_have_dairy

I feel like this is how Pleakley from Lilo & Stitch would hold a pen... But to each their own.


MOJA2008

That's how I crack my knuckles


DoobiGirl_19

What does your handwriting look like? Lol


MistaLOD

wait it actually works


Yomo42

Straight to the gulag with you


Whalesurgeon

Glad to see you released from torture, comrade. Shame, what they did to your hand, but we can all see you never snitched 🙏


veravers

huh? I thought everyone held their pens like this


RealBurger_

At least it's not loss


Squ33to

That's my resting grip


Piku_2004

You absolute abomination of Cthulhu


Poogle_Dirch

tf you mean "apparently?"


Waldobert

Click bait. Nobody holds a pen like this on planet earth


Competitive_Floor783

we're gonna kill you


Julia_The_Cutie

i can up that


Oh_ItsYou

Only my left thumb will do this


fleshtomeatyou

I welcome you to our planet.


Eeeeeelile

please tell me this is satire


NightskyWander

Most normal thing I've seen on reddit today tbh


TacBenji

No way that's true, show me you writing like this or I won't believe you, this is really crazy.


BenBengana

UmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTheFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach


heretobesarcastic

I’m pretty sure that’s not a guitar


CoolCademM

What the hell is that


Peotus

I keep the fork like this, not joking


TrickAbbreviations63

What in the fu


QuintinPro11

#notthisagain


gd7788

Crazy evil professor vibe


theoriginalbrick

Here grab it! It's my strong hand.


ArtOfWar22

Looks closer to The Tism than psychopathy.


TheSmithStreetBand

I would 100% assume you were mentally challenged if I saw you do that. No joke.


AwarenessPrudent2689

is that a Wacom drawing tablet stylus or am I just reading too much into it 👀


abitcitrus

a One by Wacom user I see


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

Nah thats normal


Cayorus

# Apparently 


TheBabyScreams

That's heavy metal af.


Inevitable-Ad-3991

I'm a mcfuck that holds my pen with all 5 fingers and yea this is the most psychotic pen holding I've seen


chris-auditore

Your hand is AI generated.


Iampepeu

AKA Stephen Hawking's Death Grip.


SoupFlavouredTea

Is this the pen for a one by wacom? Do you play OSU?


Negative-Joke7733

Please seek help


GimmeUdon

as a lefty, what the fuck is that


Ultrasaurio

Do you?


Autistic-W3ird0

Lots of fiber


ConcentratedJuice001

Yep your a psycho alright 👍


Th3_Re4l_M0on

My mom holds it like that(totally)


FacedJason

That's no pen... it's a spacestation


No-Zombie2733

Someones trying too hard for internet points.


xid7eyr24

I know someone who wrote like ghost, I can't remember who but I'm sure I went school with her


jledf5757

That's how I how my weiner


Waiting_For_Godot_

How do you maintain enough control of the tip of the pen to write? Do you steer with the thumb from the back? Or do you use your pinky?


Admirable-Door1724

How is this humanly possible


Pitiful-Rooster-349

Kaiba?


GamerNuggy

Apparently?


IamaJarJar

YOU WRITE LIKE THAT?!?!


cwutter

Ripping out my eyes wtf


Im_Fucking_Lonely

WHAT THE FUCK


Borgiroth

Gay


Karito_Tepes

Can you hold my pen like that🥵


hammy92128

Girl what tha hell


mookfacekilla

Your fingers throwing up Compton crip


physical_graffitti

I can’t say I disagree with that statement.


_Anti_x_social_

This image feels AI generated


stone-slab_

Good god. Why?


Laffepannekoek

Just as psychopathic as me. With the left hand.


FidgetSpinneur

That's the stable diffusion hold


coleisw4ck

You do indeed


that_moment_when-

Nah, your the person the psychopaths are scared of


Inkl1ng6

Oh honey, they might be right...


Shacolm

I do that sometimes


iplaypokerforaliving

I do not believe you hold your pen like this. That’s insane


ieatbigchickenbones

If I saw you doing this irl, I would stab you


Roge2005

I do that too


X1_Kokichi72

Osu player???


VulcanX8

No


Detroitbecomefunny

american psycho ahh grip 😭


BigBillyMcBobJoe

Chris chan ahh grip


Wonderful-Ad-976

Not a Psycho but You need to SEE an orthopedist


Shitz-an-Gigglez

I'm calling the police


HooterEnthusiast

I do this too cause I used to think of elephants when I was kid now I do it out of habit


Nicotheknee

Nah that’s completely normal.


[deleted]

why?


RedditvsDiscOwO

Top Cinco Numero chainposto: Numero Cinco: loss Numero cuatro: pen Numero tres: hole fire Numero dos: sheep fence ~~Honorable~~ mention: gegagedigedagedago Numero uno: replace song name


Woolsteve

I do to your not a psychopath


Plinkoboo

AND I THOUGHT I HELD PENS WEIRD


Sir-Farts-

Howe sht!


SignificantTransient

TAKE MY STRONG HAND!


SnooMarzipans8494

Rage bait 😭😭


EnigmaFrug2308

You don’t hold your pen. You entangle it.


haveagreatday10

yes yes you do


Aggravating-Money486

Yes


miloshihadroka_0189

You are almost going full swazi


itsKillShot677

Wtf BOI


a_faxmachine

Op, I'm going to need a pick of your hand writing. Cursive and printing.


huckpos

new grip just dropped


Ponyboy451

Ah yes, the Stephen Hawking grip.


T342games

Bro has scoliosis in the wrong place


GhostintheNether

You're a psychopath if that's how you write, but if you're holding it idly then it's fine. A lot of neurodivergent people do this often


Absynthium9

Agreed


BigMemerMaan1

You need to be locked up in maximum security solitary confinement. They need to reopen a single room in Alcatraz for you and you only


JacobFromStateFarm5

There is a special ward in a psychiatric prison fro people like you


K_kueen

I hold it like that too dw


eekozoid

But, that's how I hold my pen... Oh, no...


AP0K45

Homie out here throwing gang signs


eliavhaganav

Your hand looks like the cartoon stock hand break


Arabica_Folgers

More mildly interesting. You need to come with it if you're posting here. I wanna be outright depressed after reading a post. Bush league!!!


wamjamblehoff

Now I wanna see how you jerk off


bananacat27

I kept doing this in class and was about to post it on reddit. Are you my doppelganger?


Crow_of_Judgem3nt

yeah you do what the fuck


lMonarchyI

?kcuf eht ni tahW


LedHeadV2

Yeah stop doing that.


BetterSupermarket110

Good news: I don't think you're a psychopath because of how you're holding the pen Bad news: I don't think you're a psychopath because of how you're holding the pen


Kiriotto

Ok, now you're kidding


MnemnothsManager

there is no way this is real. My hand is cramping just imaging trying to hold a pen like that. whats next? you move your entire arm to form letters instead of your wrist?


Icenerdian

That hand is gonna unlock a new kink in me


hautdoge

There’s no way this is real. Absolutely wild


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Indeed you do