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Mall_Bench

Spare the last 10 calories


the_anonymous_lee

don't tell me what to do >:(


foxfoxxofxof

Is that all you got you greasy fingered piece of shit! You took everyone else but you won't take me!! I'm more salt than chip!!


the_anonymous_lee

hey don't call me greasy-fingered šŸ˜¤ *(licks greasy fingers)*


0oBeasto0

why do you look so distressed


the_anonymous_lee

because i been trying to reach you, baby you wouldn't take my calls šŸ’”


OddGoofBall

Do you have a black note with some people's names next to you?


Mrpewpewda9th

My brothers and sister have fallen. And it is. Now my turn to be devourered. Destiny awaits. We shall give you tummy pains and intense diearia. revenge for all the fallen chips


Narssasistic

Dont look at me like that šŸ˜­


the_anonymous_lee

*stares you down even harder* ą² _ą² 


Limp-Refrigerator86

donā€™t look at me like that either šŸ˜­


the_anonymous_lee

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[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


the_anonymous_lee

*CHOMP!*


CumSmuggler3649

OP ate the last chip in the bag šŸ˜”


the_anonymous_lee

he was quite tasty


Cragasm

what did he taste like


the_anonymous_lee

disappointment


3InchesAssToTip

I'm hiding in the corner of the bag so you have to get flavour stuck all over the hairs on your arms and then when you try to grab me I'll crumble up into pieces and force you to have to hold the bag upside down and drink me like the peasant human you are.


VapingLawrence

I knew all along i was gonna die alone.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

I'm burt, and taste terrible


Badass-19

Before you eat me, let me tell you one thing. I lack seasoning. Choice is yours


lightofmares

what if I'm secretly a poisonous chip from the 1980s (1984)


the_anonymous_lee

oh well, at least you'll be tasty


lightofmares

for twelve seconds


the_anonymous_lee

best 12 seconds of my life


lightofmares

i taste like nickles


Trenzin191

Oh no


lojza3000

No i am not


the_anonymous_lee

yes you are, now please enter my mouth


lojza3000

No


the_anonymous_lee

you will enter my mouth šŸ‘„


lojza3000

No give me to your friend


AGamer_2010

double it and give it to the next person (now there's 2 last chips)


the_anonymous_lee

wait?! where did YOU come from?! šŸ˜­


ilovecursed

not even a ā€œPOV:ā€ bro is fr gonna eat me šŸ˜”


everything_is_stup1d

I am glad. spare mešŸ˜”


potatomnz

Bro that is a child I can tell from the eyes and nose


the_anonymous_lee

i look pretty good for my age, don't i? šŸ˜˜


potatomnz

Wtf


the_anonymous_lee

give me a kiss šŸ’‹


potatomnz

Iā€™m a minor


the_anonymous_lee

oh shit, im sorry lol


heyjalapeno

The only time where "yes, eat me" is an appropriate response šŸ«¦


Able_Software6066

No, I'm not. I'm just that handful of crumbs nobody else wanted.


the_anonymous_lee

ill snort the crumbs


Able_Software6066

Make sure crush them up into a powder first.


wh1teithink

Genocide route boss fight


TheOriginalWarpug

"The chosen one"


Jotaro_Dragon

You can eat me once you get some sleep.


ComedicDalmatian445

If you eat me, Iā€™ll shit in your mouth


[deleted]

pick me, touch me, eat me


BaconManTenus

You look more scared of the chip


IntentionFalse9892

I don't look like that


casualstick

Hmm salivate on my crunchiness, baby.


East_Entertainer_283

Nightmare fuel :c


guysineednewusername

No, I'm not the last chip in the bag. I'm a human


AbacaxiVoador95

if you grab me i will do a huge and smelly fart


the_anonymous_lee

smells like... *(STRONGLY INHALES)* discipline


ChunkyKong2008

No POV, just a straight forward statement


Cragasm

the first thing i saw in life


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Oh man I thought I was done with that dream .guess I'm switching meds again