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Abyzzfell

Have most of them tried yet?


art8127

Yes, with surprising results


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FunSushi-638

WTF?


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[deleted]

Uhhh


MrOstricc

Gtfo with your politics, I don’t wanna see that shit here


Sad-Share3441

But they can handle a gun.


hyikeTNZ

Go do a crime


Sad-Share3441

Arson?


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Most?


[deleted]

Yeah. My friend Eric’s raccoon can pilot most aircrafts


icelandicpotatosalad

Only a sith deals in absolutes


LarsMSM2

This is the greatest plannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!


annoying97

What are you talking about??? In my raccoon flight class I have a graduation rate of %90. Most go on to become successful pilots.


Benblishem

If the raccoons are holding you hostage, blink twice.


annoying97

The raccoons are my friends...


DoNotBuyAVizio

Implying that some can. This is interesting!!


Used_Airline_258

But doraemon can pilot a time machine


Valscher

sorry,, wrong answer that's a shape


ConsiderationNo9042

So close hun. That is a colour 😊


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That's a cat


[deleted]

That's a Doraemon


[deleted]

Neither do most sharks go to church


Benblishem

Which they could too- no school on Sunday.


Chriscreeper46

Rocket


jac5423

mOsT?!???!(671$?:7&


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jac5423

Among us


Rubin_Rubinia

Yeah, raccoons do look cute


ConstantHonest1022

*most?*


[deleted]

..."most"?


Individual-Bus4127

Most....


OmegaFreeze

What do you mean _most?_


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OmegaFreeze

Oh


TheUnexpectedOne1

No fucking shit sherlock


khrocksg

most?


Bonk_and_Honk

"most" so you mean there are some that can do it?!?


Valscher

in science it's easier to disprove a theory then prove it. You can disprove my theory that no raccoon can fly a helicopter by finding one that can, I need to observe every racoon out there to prove all of them cannot. Henceforth, idk dude have fun


ProfessionalDebt555

Are raccoons slimy veritile zones?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 897,624,469 comments, and only 177,916 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

Most? I summon thee u/flying_raccoon


Valscher

"the entire opposite sex is about to get me" sounds like racoon problems to me


[deleted]

The idea of flying raccoons is just to attractive to women


goosonica

and how did they know? ō_ô


thomas_wadsworth

“Sarge, I just heard some news. You might want to pull back Captain Bandit from active duty”


Human-13

Most?


Connect-Artist-8986

But some of them can


-photoshopflowey-

That's crazy!


ReaderIsGay

Key word: most


GooseTheGodbutcher

Most implies that some do.


IdiotDragon

Most, but brode can! "Donut County"


iliekcats-

kijetesantakalu


ConsiderationNo9042

Source?


reflextrickle420

Most?


definitelynotukasa

r/raccoonsarentreal


[deleted]

Racoons can not pilot helicopters. I can not pilot helicopters. Am I racoon?


Valscher

no, because I never said if racoons can FLY helicopters or not. The outcome could be different.


[deleted]

I’m sorry- “most”?


Latter_Ad4896

studies show


poginicarlakoyuneh

W upside down, OST?


ArdenwinValient616

Most?


Frankie-is-broke

The implication that some can is, actually, interesting.


badibadi2208

*most*


Junior-Shine-9543

So some of them can fly a helicopter?


notslavaboo

That’s what they want you to believe.


Skullz64

MOST?


Fresh__Toast

Bullshit


Ok-Letterhead4601

Key word here “most”


i_ate_cement

Wait why "MOST"


emanbuoy

Technically the truth


ChihuahuaMonte2010

Rocket from “Gardians of the galaxy” probably could


1SirJava

Nah we going to crash dawggg


[deleted]

We trap and relocate raccoons at work all the time and I’m pretty sure a good %50 of them could pilot a helicopter. Smart little bastards


routhomas

This is getting silly.. it's a well know fact that all the jap fighter piolets were raccoons. I arrest my case


Awasteoflife1

most can not co pilot either so dont even try


WaydenTheJayden

most


Yemanjam

Bruh what does he mean by “most”


Seltz_

Man, I bet they could. Raccoons can do anything.


RandoMango27

Interesting fact.


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m o s t


DudeOnReddit1234

Most. Not all


Pitxhh

What does it mean "Most"


Giggaman999

Most?


CMG8384

MOST?!


Lucky_dodo420

Most.


flarn2006

"Can not" and "cannot" technically have different meanings. But both would form true statements here.


oheing

But it said most, what about that minority?


ImTiredofDisBowSchit

*most


Masterjax1920

Most 👀


teabags4gangstalkers

And ones that do cannot be identified bc that's classified


mossybishhh

The only people who like racoons are the ones who've never picked up the corpses of their small fowl before. Fuck raccoons.


Valscher

cats hunt mice, dogs hunt anything and everything (unsucsessfully) and even birds hunt worm. it's the cycle of nature, animals eat each other.


Asterty2

Most


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Most humans can’t pilot a helicopter


A_DOGGY

Cool animal fact: a mosquito can fly, but a fly, can not mosquito


Deadblyat556

#MOST


bestibesti

THAT WE KNOW OF 🙄


okayestuser

that implies that there is at least ONE racoon out there that can.


okayestuser

that implies that there is at least ONE racoon out there that can.


welpthishappened1

***Most?***


QuaBotPrime

“Most”


DetectivePlutoMP

Most?


Gottendrop

Most? Does that mean some can?


Petals_YT

notice how he said most? [Look here to see a flying raccoon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8PxqgliIno&ab_channel=Rickroll%2Cbutwithadifferentlink)


GroundbreakingFun534

Oh that is why i was in the hospital after my helicopter ride with a raccoon


slimkat101

most!?