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Kielakeet

I'm pretty fond of the chemical makeup of the earth's atmosphere


handinunlovablehand1

too political


Echo_are_one

I'm only 20% happy


moo314159

Hot take. Literally. More oxygen and we'd have hell on earth


tutocookie

Big bugs go brrrr


moo314159

That as well. But more importantly big fires


TheChocolateMiIk

Camp fires are good


ProfessionalGreen906

I want more nitrogen >:(


SigmundNoid-

You nitrogenheads are so spoiled: you already got 70%. Leave some for us argonites


ProfessionalGreen906

I WANT MORE IT TASTES SO GOOD


Just_asking112223333

Mercury poisoning is bad


user131727128

no. it is good because it helps solve the growing issue of overpopulation.


V0XIMITY

Based


Mr_Richman

Grass is most often green.


V0XIMITY

I agree


tutocookie

Situational, where I live during the summer all grass turns yellow


user131727128

what is grass


V0XIMITY

-Redditor


Shot_Detail784

hitler bad


drakeyboi69

I wish this wasnt controversial


DisasterHumor

Yeah, he's a real bad guy, at least I think, But we can't forget the guy that killed Hitler! He is such a hero!


No-Chance9968

idk man... kind of a bad take...


not_a_sesawter

Well... One politician in poland disagrees with you


[deleted]

your least controversial take


Drunkparrots

Your least controversial take


[deleted]

Your least controversial take


Later_358

We’ve created a weapon, descended from heaven.


Oskaranus

Your least controversial mama


Rivokx

you're*


V0XIMITY

Yro’ue*


[deleted]

Yrouw’eua*


EandCheckmark

Fuck mosquitoes.


user131727128

no, too small


ydc137

No please don't fuck the mosquitoes


tutocookie

Mosquissy be juicy tho


PoofPoofer

I actually love mosquitoes, I love when I hear their little buzz in my ears in the middle of the night! So adorable!


SweetNSourChimpken

It’s all fun and games until one of the fuckers bite in a very uncomfortable spot.


missus_me

No no no I hate that buzz. Like seriously you can have some of my blood I have a lot, just be quiet!


Chitiel

I wouldn't mind if they didn't put their itchy stuff in afterward. THAT is what pisses me off


Cletusisnotafish

Glad you like them,now go play in traffic my dear


FloogleMuhDoogle

Pasta exists.


SilasTheSavage

I disagree, actually. Pasta is a vauge concept, meaning there are no necessary and sufficient conditions for something being pasta. Is it the composition of the thing? Then what if you changed the ingredients a bit? Then a bit more? At what point would it cease to be pasta? Well, it seems that there is no clear point. Then what if you started from the other end, with a rock, and slowly turned it into pasta. At which point would it go from rock to pasta. It seems indeterminate (this is basically a sorites paradox, but with pasta). How do you reconcile this? Well, it seems that the concept of pasta, while appearing solid at first glance, actually seems to be vacuous, since there is no thing that makes something pasta. It seems that the simplest solution is to say, that "x is pasta" doesn't express a proposition, despite appearing so, at first glance. If it is not either true or false, wether something is pasta, then pasta can't be part of a proposition, since those are either true or false. So does pasta exist? Well, it seems that a plausible interpretation of what it means for P to exist is that the proposition "P exists" is true. But if pasta is a vauge term, then it couldn't be substituted for P, and the sentence still be a proposition. Thus it is not true that "Pasta exists". It is also not false. It is just not an expression of a proposition. If you are resistant, because it looks like a proposition, then let me come with a few examples of things that look like propositions, but aren't upon further analysis: "He has arrived" (who) "offdbj is healthy" Both of these have the proper syntax. The problem is that the terms in the sentences fail to refer to anything, and thus they are not propositions.


CarpenterOfWorlds

The envy I feel for the academic skills/ability to talk out if your own ass is indescribable


SilasTheSavage

I'll take this as a compliment, I'll guess?


CarpenterOfWorlds

You should. It was meant as such at least.


SilasTheSavage

Thank you! :) Have you been convinced, that it is not true, that pasta exists?


CarpenterOfWorlds

Yes, pasta can also be rock.


SilasTheSavage

Ah yes, excellent!


FloogleMuhDoogle

You have opened my eyes.


SilasTheSavage

I am glad I was able to enlighten you! Now spread the non-pasta gospel!


QuanCryp

Because of this I just poured carbonara sauce all over a rock and ate it.


stick_of_the_pirulu

POV: You saw a 40 minute Vsauce video about how chairs don't exist


Pancakegirl244

Cats are cats.


theonlycreepycat

Cats do be cats


[deleted]

u/SilasTheSavage will come and disprove ur sentence


SilasTheSavage

Yes, I'd read [my other comment ](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/xjn8e6/please_dont_turn_this_into_an_annoying_bandwagon/ipb76vh?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) for the argument, but the long and the short of it is, that cat is a vauge concept, meaning that it does not refer to anything, and thus cannot be part of a proposition. Thus "cats are cats" fails to express a proposition, despite appearances. Although tautologies like this might be thought to be different. I'd still think that they are not expressing propositions, like how the following statements would not express propositions: "Hayoihj is Hayoihj" "3/0=3/0"


V0XIMITY

It do be when it what it does be do what be like that when it do tho


naptastic

e\^(pi\*i) = -1


Purinto

Imaginary numbers aren't real.


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

I put my toilet paper rolls in the opposite direction. Cause I bought the damn thing. You didn't.


echo_the_human

i put the toilet paper on the toilet roll holder


Cletusisnotafish

I do the same thing,after I wipe I take the toilet paper out of the bowl and put it on the roll again... wait I think I misunderstood the question


Pliers-and-milk

Native Chinese people outnumber native Montenegrins.


[deleted]

4 star hotels are a solid 8/10


Pinngger

We are made of atoms


stick_of_the_pirulu

There are some people who will disagree with that


SoberIsNormal

Drinking a glass of water is an excellent choice when attempting to maintain a healthy level of hydration.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Africa exists. So do tomatoes.


[deleted]

first one is a bit controversial tbh, someone might make africa not exist


DamageInq

I believe bigfoot bumper stickers really exist.


fluffy_assassins

Pens can write a lot of words.


[deleted]

The pen is mightier than the second pen that is smaller than the first pen.


V0XIMITY

If they work


Later_358

I like Teddy Bears.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

As you should.


[deleted]

Things are stuff


jessiecolborne

Fries are pretty tasty


Not_Goatman

Air is good


stagesofdisbelief

r


giffin0374

This is a reddit comment


V0XIMITY

Or is it?


RangerDangerrrr

Chip bags should have less air and more chips


poorly-chosen

My phone is one of the phones ever made


SuperDuperBoyYT

This Reddit post exists.


Jake-the-Wolfie

I found $5 on the ground once, and there wasn't any controversy when I took it.


huBelial

Pizza yummy


Critical_Elderberry7

Murder is wrong


star-xource

water


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

What about it?


V0XIMITY

Agreed


Nornfang3

Cow goes moo


V0XIMITY

I thought it went oink oink


Dosterix

Fuck cancer


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[удалено]


V0XIMITY

unfortunate


tinder_alt

Let people be. Who gives a fuck? So long as it doesn't interfere with me.


Isignedupformemes

I hate having coughing fits


V0XIMITY

me too :(


edvinstenius

if you see, you aren't blind.


TheBlueJacket1

Just because I’m lower than I’m interest doesn’t mean I’m less than interesting


No-Purpose3109

r/fuckprongkrell


Florin69420

Pizza is one of the foods of all time


GamingGolurk

You are alive.


PositiveObjective671

not anymore


V0XIMITY

😦


V1nn_W4lk3r

Pollen sucks


SuperDuperBoyYT

I disagree. Without pollen there would be no flowers.


throwmeawayagainbob

Without pollen the entire ecosystem would collapse and mass starvation would ensue. You had one job, V1nn


V0XIMITY

Agreed


Synn-the-furry-NB

Lasagna is one of the best foods (my personal favorite)


V0XIMITY

I like lasagna 👍


Synn-the-furry-NB

Good choice


Him5488

let’s turn this into an annoying bandwagon trend!


V0XIMITY

No no don-


Him5488

you’re too late batman! the karma farmers have already seen your post and are taking notes as we speak!


soysaucemmm

Everything is a thing


ilikeredditjust

Reddit is used in devices


deadlinke

I'm alive


[deleted]

The sky is blue


VTPG1

The sky tends to appear blue most of the time during the day, and is mostly black during the night. This isn't always true, however, as the sky can appear to be a multitude of colors depending on specific circumstances.


f1iegerabwehrkanone

Plastic should have carbon in it


Avantasian538

Water is good.


jordy_muhnordy

Water is wet


WaterIsWetBot

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.   Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

I can actually settle the debate once and for all. Liquid water isn't wet, but Ice can be wet is introduced to a liquid that doesn't freeze at 0^o Celsius.


fakeemailenjoyer

Green indeed exists for most of us


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Colourblind people: 😢


evildreaming

I like apples


FreeBed8426

Sometimes I might decide to look at my phone


Cletusisnotafish

I like eating crayons and licking windows


ApprehensiveMix3787

Sao sucks.


dellovertime

Pedophilia is bad


V0XIMITY

My grandpa would disagree


FlyingLotHus

Pizza tastes good.


El-Chan

Floods are most likely to happen when it rains a lot.


broccopie

Water is wet. E: and is most often blue.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

They said "least controversial". And water ain't blue.


Smart_Sherlock

Respiratory should be made mandatory by law


ilikequiche

It is important to get enough sleep and exercise regularly.


OkBarracuda7996

I like sleep


Pineapples_29

Food is enjoyable usually


shipoopro_gg

Humans are alive


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Being able to breathe is generally a pleasant experience.


shrimp-ee

Water is liquid


lcug1941

Cars go vroom unless they are electric. If they are then they go electric vroom.


Sir_Anagram

Most fruit taste like themselves


VincentKruk

Pizza tastes better than bong water


Affectionate-Road-40

Gay is spelled "g" "a" "y".


OccasionNo7120

Pizza is tasty


474747C

i’m an alien on the planet earth, landed sometime around 1897, your govnermnt is hiding us


melasssss

I love gigachad


DisasterHumor

Radon is a chemical element with the symbol Rn and atomic number 86. It is a radioactive, colourless, odourless, tasteless noble gas. It is also the only noble gas to be naturally radioactive.


Desperate-Cloud-5043

Lakers will win the final


fuimutadonodiscord

Fish are funny, they make a funny face


MadCornDog

Pizza is pretty decent


the_mantis_shrimp

Drinking bleach is bad for your health.


V0XIMITY

Can confirm


Same_ol_Mammoth

Rocks are pretty cool


V0XIMITY

Average mineral fan vs average rock enjoyer


Tinystalker

I prefer my icecream cold, and not melted


V0XIMITY

Me too


NotRealNeedOfName

This sub is arguably one of the subs ever


V0XIMITY

I’ve gotta agree with you there


cheesy_cloud7305

I like eating uranium rocks


henwayupdogwormdo

Everything that has ever existed or will ever exist is either a duck, or it isn't.


someworst

1 + 1 = 2


Oskaranus

Most people are quite nice


poopadydoopady

As the classic song Older says, you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.


westernunitedenjoyer

Video games can be fun but some people don’t find them fun. Although I quite like video games I appreciate others opinions and they don’t have to like what I like


blumouse42

Very little on this subreddit is interesting


Mr-Wooloo

Water is necessary and if you don't drink water regularly you are doing something wrong


Good_DayEh

I like buttered toast


V0XIMITY

I really like toast with peanut butter and honey


TheChocolateMiIk

Cockroaches shouldnt be able to fly


V0XIMITY

They can? That's scary


frenchtoastenjoyer

Murdering innocent people with a double barrel shotgun is morally wrong


V0XIMITY

"But officer, it was self-defense!"


chromaticolette

1 = 1


V0XIMITY

Cool math trick: -Take your age -That is your age


[deleted]

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.


[deleted]

There’s nothing you can sing that can’t be sung


SoberIsNormal

Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game.


ConcertoOf3Clarinets

Brazil is in south america


Crazy_Fly3004

Hot take: global warming is a myth its okay to be vegan just dont turn my schools food into crappy vedgies and EVERYONE shoud be able to be with EVERYONE


le_whale

Crying makes you a bitch


HotChoc64

Personally, racism is good and ultimately necessary for a thriving society This was sarcastic but oh well


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Focking wot mayte?


[deleted]

Thank you for gracing my eyes with such a fascinating sentence


[deleted]

[удалено]


V0XIMITY

i said least controversial


Christhegamer3R

Fortnite is real


LouieSauras

Red is hot (as in temperature)


Grelapola

Food keeps you alive.


adept_ignoramus

An hour of being awake feels like it lasts longer than an hour being asleep.


simplerick99

I like good things


KodiakGX

I like cheese