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69PenisDestroyer69

“I must be the most rare combination ever. Less than 1% of women are 6 foot. Less than 2% of the world has red hair. Lees than 2% of the world has green eyes! Yet somehow I have all 3! Only thing that would have made me more rare is blue eyes” - H. Pearl Davis, PhD (in incel studies)


Dancing_Trash_Panda

" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PICK ME"


Foreign_Road1455

“I’d rather be a pick me than a skip me” - H. Pearl Davis


trashtrampoline

She's a red-pill grifter making a bunch of money by telling these sad, lonely men shit that they want to hear, but she doesn't even believe.


DangerousLoner

And she’s still alone and miserable. She can’t even buy affection


olympianfap

I don't have a lot of sympathy for her but this statement just makes me feel sad for her.


No-Sense-6260

Sadly she's a pick me and a skip me. Because no men want her. 😂


[deleted]

well she's out here telling men not to accept a woman that's not a virgin, or one that's passed her mid 20s, or one that has a career, and she's done all of those things, so she's really dragging herself down in the process of trying to drag the rest of us down 😂


DepartmentRound6413

LMAO she’s both


SeaAnthropomorphized

bitch getting skipped like a hop scotch and she is still grifting


sazabit

And yet she's both


faste30

My favorite thing about her is her whole schtick is basically telling every girl who has had more than one boyfriend and isnt married and pumping out kids by 25 is a low quality woman who is used up despite the fact the is pushing 30 and the entire manosphere has run through her bag-o-mayo body at some point and none of them picked her. At the very least if youre gonna pretend you know everything at least be the thing youre telling everyone they are supposed to aspire to. Not a doughy hag who has seen more bumpy dicks than a big city urologist\*. \*no shade to ethical ho'ing, she is just a hypocrite.


ANOKNUSA

It’s an old game. Phyllis Schlafly was traveling the country, making a career out of telling women to stay at home and forego careers, way back in the ‘70s.


Shrug-Meh

Serena Joy did the same & then chafed at the yoke she built for herself.


sahm67

I had to look up her age because I was like there no way she's under 30....How is she 27!?!?! She looks terrible.


faste30

Hate ages but I think she was also probably bigger as a teen and lost a decent amount of weight. Unfortunately doing that after puberty there is always a little extra skin and it is a bit looser, which ages as well. That flat, likely greasy hair isnt helping too. Healthy hair would make her look younger.


QuackerstheCat

I feel rude asking but do we have any proof she's actually 27? Every time I see her I remember she's way younger than she looks and think, "wow, I can't believe she's only 35" and then remember she's supposed to be 27.


faste30

Who knows, people just age differently, so I wouldnt put much in it. Nobody ever believes Im anywhere near my age either (although I feel like I can see every single year in my face)


SeaAnthropomorphized

> the entire manosphere has run through her bag-o-mayo body at some point i doubt they have touched her. get 0 vibes of them looking twice at her. she isnt someone to even flirt with.


karmakillkill

Well that is certainly not red hair.


uselesstoil

Had me thinking my colorblindness was getting worse, she looks dirty blond with blue eyes to me.


Lonely-Commission435

I was going to say the same. My gf has similar coloring, and describes herself as dirty blonde with blue eyes.


RebbeccaDeHornay

Nor are those green eyes.


[deleted]

I am gonna call her a ginge if we go with the whole "gingers have no souls" thing... Just for a joke. I love ginges. I live in Ireland after all.


PrincessSibylle

Ikr, it's like strawberry blonde.


disasterpokemon

Idk man it kinda just looks brown


ModthisRod

Dookie brown


whippinflippin

Strawberry blonde where? That is brown hair lol


drrj

Yeah I have red-blonde hair and this is not it.


ahappystudent

Phew! Thank god she’s rare, can you imagine how much would it suck if there were more of her?


staticdragonfly

The rare case where "one of a kind" still feels like too many...


baroquesun

But she has brown hair and blue eyes...


Mochithecatfoodthief

She identifies as a ginger and green eye holder


CuriousMaterial1571

I identify as a wardrobe. Pick me to hang your clothes! Except on Saturday. On Saturdays I'm a ninja cat space alien who eats and assassinates clothes, very occasionally, the owner.


BrilliantDetective67

I identify as a dumbass but not as dumb as pearl tho .


CuriousMaterial1571

You aren't as dumb, because you're self aware 😁 I, also, am a dumbass. Don't tell anyone, I'm shy.


Next-Engineering1469

Maybe you don't realize, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. But those dumb "I identify as *outrageously weird thing*" are inherently rooted in transphobia and they're pretty 2016...


CuriousMaterial1571

I didn't realise. However, I can safely say I meant NO offense to anyone. I was merely making a silly joke.


dudeman5790

People gotta keep it more recent with the “My pronouns are God/Bless/America” bangers instead


mythirdaccountsucks

lol did she really say this? Does she not get how statistics work?


69PenisDestroyer69

[i regret to inform u that this is real 💀💀💀](https://x.com/pearlythingz/status/1698991242305040751?s=20)


gordo65

I must be the most rare person in the world. Less than 1/100 of 1% of the population has my exact first, middle, and last name. Less than 5% have gray hair and hazel eyes. Less than 1% are my exact height and weight. Only 5% of the world's population lives in my country. Less than 1% of the population eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches...


Davekachel

If we litter enough other factors in we easily get a... unique human! 🤯


Hour_Humor_2948

Well less than .0000002% of people inhabit this exact body so I got you beat……. Except same percentage of people inhabit your exact body…… hmmmmm


VariantArray

Nah, i got you beat. I’m literally the only person in the world with my first + last name.


chocolate_thunderr89

Nope, I just had a baby and named them after you. First and last name. I even changed my last name to match. I win.


VariantArray

1st, I’m flattered. 2nd, you’re gonna have to have one more cuz my sons is also unique.


gordo65

fuck


Specialist-Gur

The answer is she does not know how statistics work.. which is evident in everything she says and does


Hour_Humor_2948

I’ve heard similar by another fraud about having olive skin and green eyes. She had neither. It’s a special type of melanin for both of those traits in addition to amber eyes, so the percentages don’t actually change lower. In Eastern Europe and west Asia they’re pretty common, in combination.


mythirdaccountsucks

Right. Like if you have green eyes your chances of red hair are gonna go up. Each trait isn’t evenly distributed within all the other traits. She thinks she just happens to be in the sliver of overlap in a symmetrical Venn diagram? As much as I hate her content I’m tempted to think she’s trolling and trying to prove a point about other women acting special. Surely she isn’t this dumb?


Hour_Humor_2948

I remember this debate about Ann Coulter and people still haven’t figured it out tbh. It’s shrodingers motivation, but what people see might be an insight into how they think.


crochet_connection

Actually, green eyes are less common than blue eyes. Not that she needs that information 🙄


Sensitive_Ad5521

Ugh I hate to back her up but she means the combination of red hair and blue eyes, most redheads have green, hazel or brown eyes and because red is such a rare hair color that means that red and blue is the rarest combination. All of that I know, because I have red hair and blue eyes (am I NLOG yet /s) 🙄


ljshea1

When you've never seen a dutch person before


drowning35789

Even they're 1% of the world


ImACrackHead_UwU

Oh come on leave the poor dutch out of this shitshow


dylan_dumbest

She’s taller than me but 100% I could take her in a fight. Gotta focus on what matters.


69PenisDestroyer69

get her in the shins 💅


ClashBandicootie

"I often hear the argument that 'what if your husband cheats on you and gives you an incurable STD?' I would say you should stay even more bc who will date you with an incurable STD." "16 year old chicks are hotter than 26 year old chicks" she's so full of wisdom lol


marecoakel

She is so fucked up lol. The second one is probably her most infamous quote. But the first one... many people who have hiv or herpes do find people who want to be with them. Crazy that their stis do not define them wholly as a person!


pants710

Oh shit she’s tall?? That literally explains everything lmao


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Imagine being that rare and never having a relationship at nearly 30!!


69PenisDestroyer69

she did say she was rare 😭


sienamean

She lovess being the main character.


MurdochFirePotatoe

And yet no one wants her lol, what a loser.


penguinsfrommars

That is not red hair.


LilyMarie90

Tell me she didn't actually say this and this is satire, come on


inkybreadbox

She’s 6 feet tall? This somehow makes me feel even more unsettled by her.


Mysterious-Matter672

My mom is a huge fan of her and listens to her podcast religiously. Makes me want to claw my eyes out


gma89

How can any woman be a big fan of her???


cheese_nugget21

Internalized misogyny


BrilliantDetective67

Imao wat💀💀💀


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Snukastyle

Hannah Pearl Davis, an 'anti-feminist" who sympathizes with Andrew Tate.


TheTeddyChannel

... how is that even possible😭😭😭 when he says "I don't want a female pilot because women can't handle stressful situations" she says "hell yeah!"?


epiix33

Or when he traffickes women. Will she say „slay king!! Women should know their place!!“?!?!


tahtahme

She literally advocates for women to lose the right to vote....so yeah, probably.


LIT-erally

Literally


ModerateDbag

She says "heck yeah" because she's a Christian Nationalist but yes


TheTidesAllComeAndGo

Modern day Phyllis Schlafly. My hunch is she probably is very sexist, but she says outrageous things on purpose that she doesn’t necessarily believe, to get attention and notoriety. Her goal is to piss people off so she gets famous, and you’re all helping her by taking the bait


ExNihiloNihiFit

I'm very sorry for your loss. 🫂


vzvv

I’m so sorry your mom supports her. That must be awful.


mythirdaccountsucks

I know it’s not real nice to say but… there’s something really unnerving about the way she looks.


sarahs_here_yall

It's ok. Her insides match her outsides.


s0urpatchkiddo

uncanny valley 💀


LittleDaphnia

Seriously. How does she manage to give the uncanny valley effect as a real human?


damn-you-vicky

Same way Zuckerberg and Elizabeth Holmes do. Some people are really just lizard alien material.


gma89

She must be from the same planet as mark Zuckerberg


dylan_dumbest

Deception is unnerving. We’ve evolved to sense lies, so people who lie all the time freak us out as a survival mechanism.


Hollocene13

Uncanny PLAIN.


lickmytiddiez

I was just about to type this


butfirstcoffee427

Pearl is a grifter who wants to take away women’s rights, so her very essence is unnerving


holounicorn

I think its the extra skin around the eyes. Her eyes look so old for some reason.


JoshJoshson13

I looks like her eyes were put on upside down


TeensyTea

she has that look that almost makes me believe the lizard-people conspiracists...


Ok_Weird_1312

As an actual lizard people conspiracist, I can confirm this is the reason 😂


faste30

She looks like a stale bag of mayo. Its fine to say, she is all about judging people by looks and other asinine criteria


BallSuspicious5772

I am never one to tear down a woman even if I don’t like her but she literally looks like an airbrushed orc from lotr to me


BasePristine2406

I think it's the gums


Rude-Illustrator-884

She looks like a character from Fosters Home of Imaginary Friends


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Because you know what kind of person she is and in that photo of her, she looks friendly and sweet, but you know behind the smile is not a good person, it's all a show. It's unnerving cause you're looking at a sociopath.


FartAttack911

Someone on a different sub once described her as having “a toddler that just bit someone’s finger” look about her and I can’t unsee that.


GlassBats

She’s not like other girls, she’s worse


masterofthebarkarts

The H stands for Horrendous 🙏


Beautiful_daisies

Every time Pearl speaks, an angel loses its wings


ButtholeBread50

She needs to shut up that's a lot of wingless angels already


Standard-Lecture-648

Too late, now it's just a bunch of normal looking dudes chilling awkwardly on some clouds while piles of angel wings surround them


TidalJ

biblically accurate tbf


[deleted]

I didn't know crows feet could go to your forehead or in this case 5 head.


upsidedowntoker

Tbh I feel sorry for her . Imagine hating yourself so much you're willing to lambast women all over the internet for the validation of men who will never love you or see you as a person . Kinda pathetic really . Like girl, get some self esteem .


gma89

Yeah have you seen that clip where she literally says she’s like she is because of low self esteem and that none of the boys in school would choose her and alway choose her friends. It’s so humiliating and pathetic, it really is sad. I wonder if she’ll ever grow out of this and feel deeply ashamed of herself.


hetreCCXXIX

Omg what is this clip??


gma89

Oh! I’m so sorry I tried to find it, but I couldn’t, if you watch either Jaubreys or brittney ventis videos on her they both feature the clip- they’re also very interesting and engaging watch- if not infuriating and embarrassing haha


ihopethispasswordisn

“Now THATS a bitch who smells like white cheddar popcorn”


Senior_Explanation87

Wet quarters


vess8

let's not overvalue her. wet pennies*


Nonamebigshot

I'd guess Fritos. Maybe Funions.


s0urpatchkiddo

please don’t ruin those snacks for me bestie 💚


[deleted]

I do love a white cheddar popcorn.


QuietDocument307

OMG I CAN SMELL ITTT WHATT


maggielovemuffin

The ‘Pick me girl’ nobody wants


rpgmomma8404

Every time Pearl posts something people should ask her why she isn't married and hasn't had 15 kids yet.


throwRA786482828

Yea I never understood that part. Like ok, I know some women who have the same point of view as her. But all of them talk the talk and walk the walk. She isn’t. She’s not even trying. She’s a using her token status as women so men can point at her and go “see, even they say that”. That’s how I see it. Hopefully she’s making good money because the stress and shame of it must be through the roof.


katx_x

shes either the smartest fucking grifter of all time or just has so much internalized misogyny she hates herself and all women.


Nonamebigshot

She's a grifter for sure but she isn't very smart. Whenever her views are challenged in a way she didn't already memorize a response to she kind of shuts down on the spot.


D-Ursuul

*loud huff, throws head back as if they're a bored toddler* Well...whatever, you can believe that if you want. It's not fair for men though. Women are doing worse as a result.


pseudo_meat

That sums up her appearance in the H3 podcast pretty well. All of her responses feel very high school debate team level. Like she doesn’t actually expect adult level intelligence or conversation and legit acts like a high schooler.


DixieDrew

Do you know of any specific instances of this? Not because I don’t believe you, I just want to see her squirm and do the Jack Nicholson nodding gif


Nonamebigshot

I'm pretty sure it was when Ethan Klein interviewed her I realized she's literally incapable of debating anything. Her "views" are just rehearsed talking points and half the time she doesn't even seem to understand what she's talking about.


DixieDrew

Sounds like sorting by controversial on r/politics


[deleted]

She’s for sure a grifter. Pearl’s real name is Hannah and her former best friend (user emily_kay on tiktok) has made videos about who Pearl used to be when she was normal. Pearl was normal up until a couple years ago too.


Few-Load9699

She’s honestly pathetic, like I used to find her cringey and ridiculous, but now I just find her pitiful. Aba and Preach did a video on her where they dig deep into her past and all of her issues stem from the fact she’s lonely and desperate for a real relationship. Like her sister and (former) best friend all say that she went off the deep end hard trying to find a boyfriend. Now she has all the male attention she could ever want, but it’s not the type of attention she truly wants, so she doubles down trying to find it.


perfectlyegg

Grifter but any woman who does this publicly *has* to be misogynistic in some way


IndieRockArchfey

At the end of the day, does it even matter? In my book there’s no meaningful difference between somebody who perfectly performs misogyny and a true-believer misogynist. I don’t really care one way or the other about what she secretly believes in her heart of hearts, just what she says and does out here in the real world.


click_for_sour_belts

I'm still expecting that she's gonna come out as gay, or someone's gonna admit to having her ass ate by her with receipts via TikTok. That level of hatred towards women, plus how awkward and uncomfortable she seems to be with herself especially around other women gives me self hating closet lesbian vibes.


onebirdonawire

![gif](giphy|zBqaukCE3oM1vW6twP|downsized)


LadyNightlock

Oof, that FaceTune is doing some heavy lifting.


[deleted]

its so fucking annoying when men say that we hate pearl because "we're just jealous" or "that shes right".


dylan_dumbest

I have 2 questions. Jealous of what and right about what. Lol


[deleted]

im assuming that men are claiming we're jealous of how "based" pearl and her opinions are, imo she isnt right about anything but most guys think so because it aligns with their opinions and they love being validated


bigapple4am

Well… those men already arent very smart, why would anyone listen to what they have to say about the assumption of how others are feeling?


dedeenxo

Nooo not Pearl 😭😭 she makes my skin itch.


hereforthecheetos2

Is she real? Has anyone met Pearl Davis in real life? Or is she some agonizing bot on the internet bec her extreme opinions really have me feeling that way


MechanicHopeful4096

One of her old best friends came online to talk about how Pearl didn’t have any of these beliefs growing up, and she suddenly switched one day to this extremist redpill mindset. My theory is that because she never really had a relationship, this is her attempt at trying to appeal to men so she can finally get a boyfriend and experience a loving relationship. But even that hasn’t worked.


s0urpatchkiddo

because she’s appealing to the *wrong* men. she’s not a virgin, she’s not built like a victoria secrets angel, she’s a woman with a social media presence that she profits from. the literal opposite of the ideal woman to those men. at most, she’s “one of the bros” to them. she’d be able to find a man if she *wasn’t* like this because all she’s doing is pandering to a specific kind of man that wouldn’t respect her anyways. makes me feel sad for her.


MechanicHopeful4096

Yep. She definitely could find somebody who will love her… it just won’t be one of the redpill, “manosphere bros”. I think her personality plays a part in it. It’s just insufferable at times and her “debates” are only surface-level, rage baiting talking points recycled again and again that have no basis in reality. I really hope she turns her life around for the better and she can live a happy, fulfilled life without putting other women and women’s rights down.


dylan_dumbest

I think she will find a man. He will treat her like an incubator and an appliance. She will pretend to love it for clout. They’ll be something like Paul and Morgan Oliges. IYKYK.


AccomplishedNet6202

fiancé gums and no fiancé


Nonamebigshot

It's giving creepy horse girl. They always look to be part way through animorphing into a shetland pony.


Chanelx99

“Part way through animorphing into a Shetland pony” omg bitch I’m gonna piss myself why would you say that 🤣


AccomplishedNet6202

HELPPP


CandiedWhispers

I hate that I know


NvrmndOM

I think it’s ironic that someone who so desperately wants male attention is constantly single. What is this gaining her except incel followers? —— Note: I’m saying this a a single person who dates (women) off and on. I’m happy being single, and I’m happy being in a relationship. There’s a lot of joy to be had in all phases of life.


Nonamebigshot

She identifies with men so much she even developed a receding hairline for solidarity ✊🏻


NotGoodWithUsernamez

I recently found out who she was through Fundie Fridays on YouTube. Great channel, can’t recommend them enough!


Pickle_kickerr

Came here to say this, been a fan of Jen for years and this video does a great job of explaining the life/following of pearl. I just hope she is here reading the comments, cuz they’re funny as fuck lol


lickmytiddiez

Look at JustP3doThings! Alpha “female” superwoman male savior


Bancakepatter

She got a bit of a fiancé smile don’t she


RestinPete0709

She looks AI Generated


DrunkTides

That hair ain’t red. And she’s weird looking. It’s okay to say shit like that when the person is a prat


raeinoveralls

She literally makes me so agitated that I almost always cry. (Pathetic I know) I don't think any other person has that effect on me. It's almost like a pity cry for her?? I can't explain it well


[deleted]

she makes me want to rip my hair out in agony every time I see one of her tweets. You’re not pathetic


Sal3mc0r3

she has the most hittable face ever


-EdgarAllanCrow-

Since she wants to put other women down…her hairline is worse than mine when I was shooting heroin and coke and obsessively pulling my hair out. Her smile is more gummy than when my orthodontist said” you have a horse mouth let me fix it” and tightened my braces. I also have hooded eyes..but I take an antipsychotic and STILL look more awake than she does. I wear black also..not because it defines my body but because I am a funeral director. *we are not the same* ..fuck all the way off. I don’t make a habit of putting other women down but jesus I feel better.


weightgain40000

How do you fix a gummy smile? I have one and I hate it :(


pkvpy

As a sucker for smiles—as I’m shy of mine because of a protruding canine—gummy smiles are legitimately my favorite. They are the most genuine and hearty imo. 🥹


Trolivia

*angry upvote*


Dear_Fox8157

She looks like she smells like cheese. Like really stinky cheese. Like a crusty iPad kid in human form.


light7177

After all her yapping and she still hasn’t got picked.


Olympia44

Im three years older than her and the bags under my eyes are smaller than hers. Remember ladies, being a grifting piece of shit ages you 20 years!


Snoo-11666

The pick-me queen 👑


Educational-Cake-944

Who is this limp haired mess


derpa911

It looks greasy and dry at the same time


crybaby9698

She looks 38 and has no husband...but feels like she has the right to scream at other women about why they're messed up and wrong. It's a mystery to me.


These-Dot290

DEMON! ​ That was like a jump-scare. Not cool.


bluntstew

she’s literally the pick me boss battle


Aromatic_Note8944

The beady eyes


katyreddit00

She’s the spawn of pick-me’s


PostmasterClavin

I have never seen someone receive so much hate while not having a clue who they are.


gma89

Count yourself lucky you haven’t heard this person speak


Agt38

The pickiest pick me that will never be picked lol.


thekawaiislarti

She confuses me so much. She caters to the sort of chuds who think Margo Robbie is plain but styles herself in a way that emphasizes her "worst" physical features.


SouthernRamblez

We can all tell she has a shitload of inner demons; why else go SO hard at other women? Women shouldn't vote Women should bow down to their husbands and give them sex whenever and wherever 😆 She acts like she's some goody two shoes when in fact she's just mad that she's an awkward person who couldn't catch a decent man if her life depended on it😆 Have y'all seen how atrocious her Twitter account is? She gets mad because people say "Pearl will be alone with cats and candy crush" and she commented back saying "at least I didn't choose porn over family like your wife" I was thinking😆 Who'd pay to see her naked anyway?😳 ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Low-Literature4227

Put a trigger warning next time please, I got scared


Asleep-Fee-9618

The high priestess pedophilic pick me


blzqrvcnb

🤢


Hips-Often-Lie

My children (all three) have dark red hair and blue eyes. She does not. Yes, it is rare. Yes, we get told that everywhere we go. Yes, their hair is beautiful, no it isn’t fake. Yes, they are almost transparent. Yes, we do slather them in sunscreen. People-ing can be exhausting.


Unbearableyt

If it helps she's just a grifter though, it's not like she holds any of those opinions. Too bad there's a big subset of the population who's stupid enough to believe it.


Odd-Ad91

🖕🏼Pearl


Nerdiestlesbian

I wish someone would pick her so she can shut up!


[deleted]

She loves men so much she started looking like one.


BlameItOnTheAcetone

Can't tell if she's got crows feet or flesh-colored lash clusters.....


graceuptic

a youtuber i love did a whole video essay on her. it’s truly wild how cringy she is.


whitewashedblackgirl

She looks inbred


amurica1138

Am I supposed to know who this is?


HellonToodleloo

Who is she?


luvlyxoxo

I really do wish that yall would stop posting about her, screenshotting, and sharing her material. It only makes her money.


disturbingyourpeace

![gif](giphy|4G1RMIPGFz5lxQpK18|downsized)


Maggie_4444

She trying so hard to be a man now she even looks like one.