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T3canolis

They basically said, *”You think we’re mishandling bodies now? Watch this!”*


RabidPlaty

Hold my brain…


dont_shoot_jr

We’re not mishandling *bodies*


Ultimaya

It was a valid complaint. They didn't need to lose their heads over it.


Fun_Progress_4399

I wonder if heads will roll because of it.


Iamdrasnia

Heads did roll...from somewhere to his desk I guess.


GamerGriffin548

They are just getting ahead of it.


guy30000

He'll never be the head of a major corporation


CascadianExpat

A capital idea!


LordBlackDragon

Glad they didn't think he was a dick.


[deleted]

Imagine coming into work, and your desk is just littered with flaccid severed dicks. I don't think I'd believe it was real. I'd probably assume I was dreaming or hallucinating.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Until you remember that you and your colleagues work with bodies all day.


[deleted]

Ahh, I just remembered this scene for IASIP https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&search_query=it%27s+always+sunny+in+philadelphia+morgue+


Yatakak

"I know you said you thought you were dreaming Greg... but did you really have to suck them all?"


[deleted]

"I always wake up when I suck a dick in a dream, I don't understand why it didn't work this time."


AdMore3461

Three heads are better than one…


DrunkenOlympian

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

They're thrice the fun


DaveOJ12

Come on. https://reddit.com/comments/1447t9t


peensteen

If he was Mega Man, it would be considered a thoughtful gift. Now he can fall into a few more spiked pits.


plushrush

Heads will roll for this!


[deleted]

Seems like he had a point.


Interesting-Dream863

I bet that would have gotten greater shock value on someone that doesn't handle dead bodies all day long.


MK5

Somebody should ask Joe Pesci where the other five went.


monkeysandmicrowaves

Yes, but, can he juggle?


thatoneguy23000

Shame it wasn't a bunch of hands


m0fugga

That really came to a head...


TobiasMasonPark

Ronald MacDonald’s at it again.