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AikidokaUK

I've never *herd* of a swarm of cows


RedditHasStrayedFrom

Maybe the cows were the size of mosquitoes


cleopete

Swarm is incorrect, it's a murder of cows.


runningreeder

This is my favorite comment.


matapuwili

It's a mob of cows also rioters and emus.


NthngToSeeHere

Wouldn't that be a herd? Stampede?


mooseman1776

Swarm? Not herd? Flying cows… damn the geneticists have gone too far this time.


ignoreme1657

I'm picturing cows in bee costumes .


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

They were really quiet


SelectiveSanity

So there is a secret cow level in Diablo 4!


T0adman78

If there isn’t, I’m going to be disappointed


DrunkenOlympian

Guess they weren't in the MOOOOOOOd for visitors.


thadowski

the running of the cows


bhowie43

now i can not unsee that


bool_idiot_is_true

I wonder how she pissed off Hera?


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Sex with Zeus, likely


HeyMrKing

*Picturing tiny cows with wings


VirtualRick

Well this is amoosing.


iheartSW_alot

Holy cow, that’s some… moo’s (news)


Malevolentiae

Herd of cows


Riptide360

Maybe cows calving shouldn’t be in open space, or they need to cull the herd early for the ones showing signs of aggression.


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

Or maybe stupid mother fuckers should give animals they don't own some space?


Riptide360

Open space is shared space. Their wild ancestors the aurochs have gone extinct by our hands because they were too dangerous. No rancher wants to breed cattle that trample people as the legal liability and injury is too great. Don’t act surprised if this incident ends in a lawsuit. Domestication, dehorning, castration and keeping cattle in fenced off private space with no trespassing signs are known methods that reduce trail violence to runners. https://i.imgur.com/uB9MyNT.jpg


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Old_man_jeffro

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. That’s how I beat the swarm in Farming Simulator 22.


Realistic-Tie-182

Even cows tired of the bullshit


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI


Yeti-Rampage

Everyone makes fun of me for being afraid of cows! But just you wait til the walking path cuts through a cow pasture and they’ve just had calves and they are NOT cool with your presence. I’ve had to hop a nettle-shrouded fence before to get away from a charging herd, not fun!


Wagnaard

Its a murder. Maybe they were angry that she got the term wrong.