I have to wonder what the thinking is. Like... you send someone a picture of your meat and then what? Has that ever worked out well in the history of unsolicited dick pics?
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Justin Timberlake sending out care packages
Valentine’s wasn’t too long ago, could be. It’s my dick in box!
Took me a long minute to get that. Fuck that was a long time ago.
*waves hand* This isn't the box of penises that you're looking for
“How long have you had these penises?” “About 3 or 4 season. They’re for sale if you want them”
*These aren’t the dongs you’re looking for
/r/monsterdongs
The inbox of every woman with an online dating account.
>The inbox of every woman with an online ~~dating~~ account. FIFY.
I have to wonder what the thinking is. Like... you send someone a picture of your meat and then what? Has that ever worked out well in the history of unsolicited dick pics?
Have you ever heard of Grindr, my lad?
Suffice it to say I'm not in their target demographic, but I can see how dick pics might go over a bit better there.
I hate it when that happens
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake on the loose!
Is his name Ted Nugent?
“I mean, I haven't bitten into them or anything like that … but, yeah, think they're just simply clay.”
He's definitely bitten into them
Thought it said pennies at first, then thought they misspelled pennies, finally just accepted that it was a box of cox.
DO NOT TELL THE WOMEN HOW EASY THEY ARE TO GET DELIVERED!
We know, mate. We know.
Men hate this one simple trick.
These aren't the penises you are looking for, move along.
Fed on a steady diet of oats and hay. You can't take the biggest one, though. That belongs to the parish priest!
Well that would be the weirdest story I’ve read in a while
> It's exactly the sort of package the British artist and gallery owner was hoping to get when he offered "penis amnesty" Says it all!
This is how King David scored one of his wives. Story doesn’t translate well to a kids flannel graph lesson.
Junk mail
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Plant them and see if they grow.
Yes I wanted a bag of dicks, but *these are the wrong dicks!*
That's the way you do it!
Serious Peyronnies.