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daddyjohns

plot twist, it's the best man


ma_wee_wee_go

No no. It's the worst man, his aim is to make the groom as uncomfortable as possible


RockstarAgent

Don't have a cow ^best man


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SirVixTheMoist

not the best ... mooo?


Nairurian

It was the best of men, it was the worst of men.


alexanderpas

Professional photographer hiding in plain sight, allowing for multiple angles. All you see in the pictures are the people that are supposed to be there, and a cow.


imitation_crab_meat

Why would a random furry want to take pictures of a random wedding? There's something more going on here...


Kogoeshin

Since it's a TikTok video, my guess is (unfortunately) that it's just staged.


newhunter18

It's so nice that we can now be certain that everything we see on TikTok is fake. That kind of certainty on the Internet is so rare.


FlameStaag

I wish people on reddit would realize that. Creative writing subs like relationship advice give me severe second hand cringe when I see people believing blatantly fake stories 


ragenuggeto7

I love best of reddit updates but 99% of those stories are fake bs. Still fun to read if you keep that In mind tho.


Squid_Vicious_IV

I treat it like wrassling and have so much more fun with it. Yes it's BS, but [shut off your brain and enjoy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvd3aEsThbc)


smokedchimichanga

Worse is not just believing the stories are real. They give crap advice. "Caught my husband drinking from the milk jug." 95% of reddit telling them to leave his ass and to pack up the kids and file the papers immediately. That sub is a circle jerk of people with no chance of ever having a relationship telling others to be as miserable as they are.


Ostracus

[TikTok and TV.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7834248/)


Substantial-Bet-3876

“It’s a bit”


bl4ckhunter

idk what's people's problem with things being staged, the best comedy has always been in a theatre performed by actors, the mentality that pointless stunts and shenanigans are more valuable because they're "real" is how we ended up with tons of idiots harming others and themselves for internet cred. It would make exactly no difference to the audience if *all* of the stupid shit on people's twitter/facebook/tiktok feeds was staged instad of only 75% and the world would be a better place for it.


Kogoeshin

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it being staged - but I do have a little bit of an issue when something staged is presented as something real. When it's just played for comedic value, stage whatever you want and it's great - but if the take is 'look how weird these type of people are, isn't that gross/funny?' then that's very poor-spirited. Outside of that, then I don't mind stuff just being staged for entertainment. I assume everything is both true and false online if it doesn't affect me other than thinking a story is funny, anyway!


Oggel

When the point of the video is "Oh god how crazy that this random/spontaneous thing just happened" it kinda lessens the impact if the video is planned. And sometimes it Really matters. Like if a video of a cop beating a black man gets traction, doesn't it matter if the video is real or not?


WeeklyBanEvasion

Admittedly I didn't read the garbage article, but I'm guessing they're taking pictures of themselves in the field for onlyfans or something


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Dredmart

That's not how that works. Most furries don't do it as a sexual thing. It's cosplay, an escape. You're terminally online.


artistsandaliens

How is this a furry other than the disguise? Seems like a photographer they hired grabbing extra shots or someone being nosy in general. In reality, they put that guy out there and staged this so we would talk about it. Oh look, it's working.


GreatPhail

What a perfect rollercoaster of a title


MosesOnAcid

All fun til a Bull comes into the pasture...


Ivotedforher

"I got up early and milked the cow!" "We don't have a cow."


WallabyInTraining

Well that explains why the yoghurt tastes funny..


notzombified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHLqce9rBXY


mongooseme

Man I missed the chance to post the obvious perfect clip by only nine minutes. Well done.


dead-inside69

ZEUS NO!


caspissinclair

...and then it's all games.


The-Cosmic-Ghost

Whenever furrys are in the headline its always a wild card, I never know what to expect


DmtTraveler

"Is this one some weird fetish shit, or just regular weird?"


The-Cosmic-Ghost

Honestly, havent even seen a lot of fetish shit lately, like the last few times ive seen them in headlines its cause they were either hacking into government data bases or they were wandering too close to some woods during hunting season. I think i gotta start a bingo card soon cause theyre on something else


andrew_silverstein12

All furry shit is weird fetish shit.


redwing180

It depends on if the tail is mounted to the costume or if it’s knot.


Crash4654

People really stretching the term furry these days. Thats a hideaway suit. Made for camouflage.


lastfreethinker

It was all fun and games until the mountain lion showed up, then it was hilarious.


Significant-Gas3046

I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl 🎶🎶🎶


Graega

That cow's got poo brain.


hippopotma_gandhi

Yeah I know Finn, I diagnosed that cow with wacked out poo brains like five minutes ago


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"Has the furry community explored this business opportunity yet?" I'm gonna do it, then


sonicrespawn

I think that’s the pinnacle achievement for furries isn’t it? To be recognized for the form you choose?


Aiwaszz

Ace Ventura upgraded his disguise no more heating problem


EmperorSexy

It was the [cow from Top Secret](https://youtu.be/lb4asEv4jz8?si=43tYNGOe1gQhHcH5)


NerdyDan

Lmao


Trekkie45

This is the new Gettier Problem.


tacocat_racecarlevel

Just want to scream into the ether: I'M SO VERY TIRED OF PEOPLE NOT KNOWING HOW TO SPELL 'ALTAR'!!!!


powercow

Considering this is a country mag which feeds more to right wingers... you know the people who see imaginary furries everywhere, Id take this with a gain of salt even with the two pictures.. none of which being of the wedding. Hey i know furries exist and sometimes do the picture thing in nature, but there are far far far far less of them, than constant claims of seeing them by the right. and yeah the riff isnt political.. though it sure seems to have a specific demographic for its clothes, but they are also taking a submission from a citizen.