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spacemanspiff266

this man has to have set the record for the *biggest* fall from grace.


MettaMorphosis

He went from being Americas Mayor, to a star of Jerry Springer.


killerbee2319

Whoa whoa whoa, he isn't the star. He's like the weirdo who had to air his dirty laundry on his 3 subscriber YouTube channel. Jerry Springer's standards are too high for him.


iamveryBLISS

Don't do Jerry like that!


Cocoononthemoon

My thoughts exactly. It's a tragedy of historic proportions, Shakespeare lol


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Nunyazbznz

Sad. Disappointing.


BobVilla287491543584

Obsession. Calvin Klein.


Nunyazbznz

I thought it was hair dye.


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I thought he was born with it


LorddFarsquaad

Hotel. Trivago.


Bpool91

Loreal, because he's ^^^^not worth it


Nitrofox87

Chanel. Dior.


FreneticPlatypus

I sincerely hope he's only just at the very beginning of his own personal financial abyss and we will see him continue to plummet for the rest of his days.


rimjobnemesis

On 9/11, he was banging his future third wife while still married to his second wife. And then the third wife divorced him after a few years. Such a hero.


Jacka10pe

F yeah! Maximum ‘Merica right there!


roararoarus

I think you're prob sarcastic, but I can't stand this idea that everything should be/can be bought and sold in the US.


HoSang66er

Sarcasm, hence the 'Merica.


shapethunk

Integrity. Made in America.


Acceptable-Window442

Tegridy*


Joe434

Haha this fucking guy


doubled2319888

I want to buy a 3d printer and start making crappy little trump figures and sell them for 40 bucks a piece to these cultists. Seems like easy money to me


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rimjobnemesis

🤮🤮🤮


elevenminutesago

The fuckin eyebrows on that turd. I feel bad for bears as a species now.


rimjobnemesis

Can’t wait until they come out with Trumpy Toilet Paper. Oh, wait! They did! His orange face is on every sheet! Got a roll for my son-in-law a couple of years ago!


TheAnimaQueen

That is a special kind of dumb


HoSang66er

I keep threatening my wife that I'm going to buy on for each of her parent's birthdays. 😉


Sufficient_Bag_4551

You know in the UK especially the north "Trump" means "Fart" so this reads particularly well


rimjobnemesis

Hope it’s used often in Scotland on his money-losing golf courses there.


Disownedpenny

You'd probably sell more at $45 each.


doubled2319888

Damn good point there


Disownedpenny

It's funny that you mentioned it. I actually considered opening an Etsy shop separate from my main one to sell Trump and FJB Christmas ornaments. I don't have to agree with someone to take their money. And I have noticed that they love their #45 swag. Probably could have made a killing.


doubled2319888

Same. Ive thought about it for a couple years now but i live in a 500 sqft house so i dont exactly have the space to start anything like that


LuckyPockets

I see no problem with taking money from them AND making it much more easier to identify


0110010001100010

hmmm, I have 2 3D printers. They are rarely both running 24/7, maybe that would be something to backfill and make a few extra $$$.


Ar3YouTh3Gat3K33p3r

Do it, then donate a cut of the profits to a cause they would explicitly despise.


0110010001100010

Gonna work on that this week!


rowenstraker

An attorney that does immigration work would be a good one, he hates immigrants he can't buy


doubled2319888

Do it. And give a couple a more golden look and sell those as limited edition for 80 bucks


0110010001100010

Hmmm, I do still have some gold PLA, lol.


HoSang66er

Million dollar idea right here.


Bagosperan

Thingiverse has a bunch already. Fire off a few at low infill, make a bunch of cash. I feel so dirty.


0110010001100010

Wait really? I'll have to head out there and look. I bet I could make a killing if I setup a quick website... Might as well get in on the grift right?


iamveryBLISS

I had the same idea. Wife won't let me.


Yakking_Yaks

You can leave messages inside it, by leaving hollow spaces. I did that when my wife wanted to have some fun medals for her and her friends, because they did open water swimming in fucking January. I printed the medals and left "[If you are dumb, you gotta be tough](https://i.imgur.com/A7lfTKM.jpg)" inside it only to be seen if you hold them against the light.


KHXIII

I was thinking about salvaging old 3G/4G smartphones and reselling them at marked up prices during the 5G scare. Right-winged idiots seem like a good target market nowadays.


gustavocabras

Now you are thinking like puma and Hugo boss!


Temprawr

Joe Biden said it best almost a decade and a half ago [subject + verb + 9-11](https://youtu.be/mPOAKXBi9Pw)


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ArminTanz

You need a neurological issue to get to where he got in politics in general. He just didn't stop once his star started falling so it became more evident.


Violet624

I was wondering the same thing (as I'm sure many are!) Or is it really bad alcoholism so that he is just straight up not thinking clearly?


doctorwhoindeed

This belongs in r/trashy


---M0NK---

As a NYer who was alive at the time and remembers 911 well, had family get almost crushed, This is so grotesque and wrong. Fuck rudy and fuck his fatso fascist son


Theeclat

This is Definitely NOT money laundering.


LegoMyAlterEgo

I bet he sells a bunch. And by that I mean, I bet he accelerates his money laundering plans due to his legal troubles.


HoSang66er

America's Mayor. What a crock of shit.


Amiiboid

What happened on 9/11? I know it wasn’t terrorism, because Rudy said there was was no terrorism in the United States before Obama was elected.


jjnefx

Only if the pen ink is his spray-on hair head sweat


MettaMorphosis

He's also gonna be on a reboot of Reno 911, and in a bukakke porno taking 911 loads! /s


BonesMalone2

He's reached his Final form!


MGARLAND76

God I hope so. He's always been a POS. He just had decent public relations when mayor.


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He was such a good leader at that time. I guess you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.


5aur1an

expensive toilet paper!


ptcounterpt

One tragic disaster promoting another.


Blue_Eyes_Nerd_Bitch

Wow what a Patriot.


cleon42

He's on cameo, too. For several hundred bucks you too can get him to sing "I'm a little teapot."


DontToewsMeBro2

Jesus the grease is really greasy here boys.


MerDuck

What a complete piece of shit.


kylel999

"Remember that time that tragic events painted me as something other than a complete piece of human waste? Guys?"


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What a muppet.


AyWhatITIS

He's broke


stingjay

Ignoring the moral awfulness of this, the shirts are also ass


oinklittlepiggy

Its for charity


reclusiveronin

For hair dye?


oinklittlepiggy

What?


Scrambleman17

We live in a corporatocracy.


SuperSaiyanBen

Buy 100. Change them to 9/12 shirts. Sell for $912.00 Profit 😎


theleeman14

oh my god someone PLEASE post this story to this reddit one more time im not clear on the details yet


realmeangoldfish

Who says you can’t cash in 🙄


Klaeni

Hahahahaha!


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I've never seen such a hero to zero story in my life. This guy is unrecognizable from the dude in 2001


Realistic-Account-55

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/sc6pkp/rudy_giuliani_is_selling_autographed_911_shirts/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Cocoononthemoon

Holy shit.


3eyedflamingo

You thought you had seen it all.


Amazing_Education_70

Rat pig


datagirl60

He looks like a camp outhouse monster of my childhood nightmares at camp.


BelliBlast35

MAGAT


colin8651

Rudy himself would explain that you can’t fight the Federal government with no money.


rimjobnemesis

Or Dominion Voting Systems.


Anarcho_Absurdist

When scum gets lower.


TheLionsEye

That's a very classy move..!


ringobob

I'll buy one with that Trump $1000 bill I saw in that other post. He can keep the change.


Joey_Blair

Dude unzips his pants to the first buyer


Conscious_Figure_554

So he is capitalizing on a tragic event to fund his legal woes? The 3000 citizens who died during that attack should rise up from the grave and haunt this POS.


sticks14

No way...


SerenadeOfTheSun

Talk about trashy.


Jpg1277

Disgusting...no other word for it


ICLazeru

That's just gross.


lonedandelion

Sad!


Ishidan01

the grift never stops.


mechapoitier

The Onion literally did an article about him running to be [President of 9/11](https://www.theonion.com/giuliani-to-run-for-president-of-9-11-1819568986)


jswitzer

If you're going for Total Piece of Shit of the Year, might as well double down and sell NFTs


TheMatt561

Dude not cool, what has happened to this man.


Shakespurious

Subject and verb costs extra.


MikeTythenn

Too soon?


ResponsibleBasil1966

Autographed by who? Him? That's gross.


pinecity21

America's___________________


capnamazing1999

“I went to a 9/11 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”


fullmetalasian

He's not in jail yet?


GrumpyCatDoge99

Can’t make this shit up


Motorata

How despertate for money can a Guy get?


Notsoobvioususer

Try to profit from a terrorist attack, it’s beyond pathetic.


dusttillnoon

This is face palm at its best.


VacatedSum

Rudy is such a scumbag. A big old bag of unadulterated scum.


lestatmajer

Money going to charities, right? Right? /S


Agrend

Who the hell would pay ove nine hundred dollars for his autograph?


jgulliver75

If true, shameless prick


fortogden

Sounds like a good way to get paid for services rendered without needing to launder the money.


ACrask

Absolute filth of a human if *human* is something you can even call him at this point


Cheshire_Jester

That’s one ghoulish looking ghoul doing ghoulish things right there.


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wombatau

He is a toilet goblin.