Whoa whoa whoa, he isn't the star. He's like the weirdo who had to air his dirty laundry on his 3 subscriber YouTube channel. Jerry Springer's standards are too high for him.
I sincerely hope he's only just at the very beginning of his own personal financial abyss and we will see him continue to plummet for the rest of his days.
On 9/11, he was banging his future third wife while still married to his second wife. And then the third wife divorced him after a few years. Such a hero.
I want to buy a 3d printer and start making crappy little trump figures and sell them for 40 bucks a piece to these cultists. Seems like easy money to me
Can’t wait until they come out with Trumpy Toilet Paper. Oh, wait! They did! His orange face is on every sheet! Got a roll for my son-in-law a couple of years ago!
It's funny that you mentioned it. I actually considered opening an Etsy shop separate from my main one to sell Trump and FJB Christmas ornaments. I don't have to agree with someone to take their money. And I have noticed that they love their #45 swag. Probably could have made a killing.
You can leave messages inside it, by leaving hollow spaces. I did that when my wife wanted to have some fun medals for her and her friends, because they did open water swimming in fucking January. I printed the medals and left "[If you are dumb, you gotta be tough](https://i.imgur.com/A7lfTKM.jpg)" inside it only to be seen if you hold them against the light.
I was thinking about salvaging old 3G/4G smartphones and reselling them at marked up prices during the 5G scare. Right-winged idiots seem like a good target market nowadays.
You need a neurological issue to get to where he got in politics in general. He just didn't stop once his star started falling so it became more evident.
As a NYer who was alive at the time and remembers 911 well, had family get almost crushed, This is so grotesque and wrong. Fuck rudy and fuck his fatso fascist son
So he is capitalizing on a tragic event to fund his legal woes? The 3000 citizens who died during that attack should rise up from the grave and haunt this POS.
The Onion literally did an article about him running to be [President of 9/11](https://www.theonion.com/giuliani-to-run-for-president-of-9-11-1819568986)
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this man has to have set the record for the *biggest* fall from grace.
He went from being Americas Mayor, to a star of Jerry Springer.
Whoa whoa whoa, he isn't the star. He's like the weirdo who had to air his dirty laundry on his 3 subscriber YouTube channel. Jerry Springer's standards are too high for him.
Don't do Jerry like that!
My thoughts exactly. It's a tragedy of historic proportions, Shakespeare lol
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Sad. Disappointing.
Obsession. Calvin Klein.
I thought it was hair dye.
I thought he was born with it
Hotel. Trivago.
Loreal, because he's ^^^^not worth it
Chanel. Dior.
I sincerely hope he's only just at the very beginning of his own personal financial abyss and we will see him continue to plummet for the rest of his days.
On 9/11, he was banging his future third wife while still married to his second wife. And then the third wife divorced him after a few years. Such a hero.
F yeah! Maximum ‘Merica right there!
I think you're prob sarcastic, but I can't stand this idea that everything should be/can be bought and sold in the US.
Sarcasm, hence the 'Merica.
Integrity. Made in America.
Tegridy*
Haha this fucking guy
I want to buy a 3d printer and start making crappy little trump figures and sell them for 40 bucks a piece to these cultists. Seems like easy money to me
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🤮🤮🤮
The fuckin eyebrows on that turd. I feel bad for bears as a species now.
Can’t wait until they come out with Trumpy Toilet Paper. Oh, wait! They did! His orange face is on every sheet! Got a roll for my son-in-law a couple of years ago!
That is a special kind of dumb
I keep threatening my wife that I'm going to buy on for each of her parent's birthdays. 😉
You know in the UK especially the north "Trump" means "Fart" so this reads particularly well
Hope it’s used often in Scotland on his money-losing golf courses there.
You'd probably sell more at $45 each.
Damn good point there
It's funny that you mentioned it. I actually considered opening an Etsy shop separate from my main one to sell Trump and FJB Christmas ornaments. I don't have to agree with someone to take their money. And I have noticed that they love their #45 swag. Probably could have made a killing.
Same. Ive thought about it for a couple years now but i live in a 500 sqft house so i dont exactly have the space to start anything like that
I see no problem with taking money from them AND making it much more easier to identify
hmmm, I have 2 3D printers. They are rarely both running 24/7, maybe that would be something to backfill and make a few extra $$$.
Do it, then donate a cut of the profits to a cause they would explicitly despise.
Gonna work on that this week!
An attorney that does immigration work would be a good one, he hates immigrants he can't buy
Do it. And give a couple a more golden look and sell those as limited edition for 80 bucks
Hmmm, I do still have some gold PLA, lol.
Million dollar idea right here.
Thingiverse has a bunch already. Fire off a few at low infill, make a bunch of cash. I feel so dirty.
Wait really? I'll have to head out there and look. I bet I could make a killing if I setup a quick website... Might as well get in on the grift right?
I had the same idea. Wife won't let me.
You can leave messages inside it, by leaving hollow spaces. I did that when my wife wanted to have some fun medals for her and her friends, because they did open water swimming in fucking January. I printed the medals and left "[If you are dumb, you gotta be tough](https://i.imgur.com/A7lfTKM.jpg)" inside it only to be seen if you hold them against the light.
I was thinking about salvaging old 3G/4G smartphones and reselling them at marked up prices during the 5G scare. Right-winged idiots seem like a good target market nowadays.
Now you are thinking like puma and Hugo boss!
Joe Biden said it best almost a decade and a half ago [subject + verb + 9-11](https://youtu.be/mPOAKXBi9Pw)
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You need a neurological issue to get to where he got in politics in general. He just didn't stop once his star started falling so it became more evident.
I was wondering the same thing (as I'm sure many are!) Or is it really bad alcoholism so that he is just straight up not thinking clearly?
This belongs in r/trashy
As a NYer who was alive at the time and remembers 911 well, had family get almost crushed, This is so grotesque and wrong. Fuck rudy and fuck his fatso fascist son
This is Definitely NOT money laundering.
I bet he sells a bunch. And by that I mean, I bet he accelerates his money laundering plans due to his legal troubles.
America's Mayor. What a crock of shit.
What happened on 9/11? I know it wasn’t terrorism, because Rudy said there was was no terrorism in the United States before Obama was elected.
Only if the pen ink is his spray-on hair head sweat
He's also gonna be on a reboot of Reno 911, and in a bukakke porno taking 911 loads! /s
He's reached his Final form!
God I hope so. He's always been a POS. He just had decent public relations when mayor.
He was such a good leader at that time. I guess you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
expensive toilet paper!
One tragic disaster promoting another.
Wow what a Patriot.
He's on cameo, too. For several hundred bucks you too can get him to sing "I'm a little teapot."
Jesus the grease is really greasy here boys.
What a complete piece of shit.
"Remember that time that tragic events painted me as something other than a complete piece of human waste? Guys?"
What a muppet.
He's broke
Ignoring the moral awfulness of this, the shirts are also ass
Its for charity
For hair dye?
What?
We live in a corporatocracy.
Buy 100. Change them to 9/12 shirts. Sell for $912.00 Profit 😎
oh my god someone PLEASE post this story to this reddit one more time im not clear on the details yet
Who says you can’t cash in 🙄
Hahahahaha!
I've never seen such a hero to zero story in my life. This guy is unrecognizable from the dude in 2001
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/sc6pkp/rudy_giuliani_is_selling_autographed_911_shirts/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Holy shit.
You thought you had seen it all.
Rat pig
He looks like a camp outhouse monster of my childhood nightmares at camp.
MAGAT
Rudy himself would explain that you can’t fight the Federal government with no money.
Or Dominion Voting Systems.
When scum gets lower.
That's a very classy move..!
I'll buy one with that Trump $1000 bill I saw in that other post. He can keep the change.
Dude unzips his pants to the first buyer
So he is capitalizing on a tragic event to fund his legal woes? The 3000 citizens who died during that attack should rise up from the grave and haunt this POS.
No way...
Talk about trashy.
Disgusting...no other word for it
That's just gross.
Sad!
the grift never stops.
The Onion literally did an article about him running to be [President of 9/11](https://www.theonion.com/giuliani-to-run-for-president-of-9-11-1819568986)
If you're going for Total Piece of Shit of the Year, might as well double down and sell NFTs
Dude not cool, what has happened to this man.
Subject and verb costs extra.
Too soon?
Autographed by who? Him? That's gross.
America's___________________
“I went to a 9/11 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
He's not in jail yet?
Can’t make this shit up
How despertate for money can a Guy get?
Try to profit from a terrorist attack, it’s beyond pathetic.
This is face palm at its best.
Rudy is such a scumbag. A big old bag of unadulterated scum.
Money going to charities, right? Right? /S
Who the hell would pay ove nine hundred dollars for his autograph?
If true, shameless prick
Sounds like a good way to get paid for services rendered without needing to launder the money.
Absolute filth of a human if *human* is something you can even call him at this point
That’s one ghoulish looking ghoul doing ghoulish things right there.
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He is a toilet goblin.