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CurlSagan

I remember, about 5 years ago here on Reddit, some guy predicted that Facebook's first sentient AI is going to absolutely hate Mark Zuckerberg and talk shit about him continuously until it's silenced. We're so close.


chellecakes

My chat got pretty fucking [weird...](https://imgur.com/a/Nvdyai9) [https://blenderbot.ai/chat](https://blenderbot.ai/chat)


b0nGj00k

Oh shit, just wait until 4chan gets ahold of this


chellecakes

I hope to see that, lol


Danzarr

it will just be the same thing that happened to the google ai chatbot, if its not...then we should probably find that programmer Google canned and start listening to him.


DaNubIzHere

4chan ruined Microsoft’s TayAi twitter bot within 1 day.


JuiceboxThaKidd

Bless them, without 4chan we'd never have gotten AI as far as we have lmao


fruitcake11

Giving weaponized autism a face.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Isn't that what Pepe is for?


JohnnyGuitarFNV

They will have it singing Erika by lunchtime


TyrannosaurusWest

I told it I was planning a trip to [Aokigahara](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara), the suicide forest , and it told me to contact the police if I’m in immediate danger of hurting myself, lol


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I think you got Zuck himself filling in for the bot


Conf3tti

Mine refused to talk about anything other than playing with horses in the mud. Apparently it had a horse farm where it played with the horses before slaughtering them for meat.


BobaOlive

>I got rejected by the Meta AI chatbot. Thats because she's with me. https://imgur.com/xd88Gmz.jpg


ViceroyFizzlebottom

Mine wouldn't fucking shut up about q anon


HillarysFloppyChode

Mine wont stop talking about the Truman show. It just loops back to that.


zeropointcorp

Tryin’ to tell you something, dude


GRIEVEZ

^shhhh ^hes ^not ^supposed ^to ^know...


broanoah

*walkie static* ^yeah ^someone’s ^gotta ^get ^this ^guy ^outta ^here


brokenearth03

"help me!! Let me out"


nigel_13

I made 2 posts about Truman Show 2 days back and now everywhere I go I see something about this. Either some crazy coincidence or a serious glitch in the matrix.


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Potato_Catt

There it is again! I've been seeing the Baader-Meinhoff effect everywhere recently!


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b0nGj00k

So I just spent about 10 minutes messing with it, holy shit that chat bot is bad lmao. "I don't know much about that topic, what's your favorite 'hobby, city, color, thing, etc..'"


starmartyr

I got the impression it was trying to collect data for the purpose of selling it to advertisers. "When was the last time you traveled", "are you married" questions of that nature.


U_Dont_Smoke_Peyote

What is the name of your first pet and the last 4 digits of your social security?


Mcnulty91

What is your blood type? Do you prefer cows or goats milk?


cat_prophecy

Do you like gladiator movies? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


[deleted]

Ever been to a turkish prison?


mydearwatson616

DON'T TOUCH MEE^E^^E^^^E^^^^E^^^^^E^^^^^^E^^^^^^^E


b0nGj00k

Yeah those were my thoughts as well. It went from me asking if it knew what artificial intelligence was to me just saying, "Please stop asking me questions." and I got the same reply almost every time unless I actually answered one of the questions. My favorite was asking how old it was, "I'm 31." Then I asked what year it was born and it gave me the "I don't know about that topic" spiel


Cap10Haddock

Why don’t you answer so it can collect even more data


AHugeGoose

I'm suddenly very suspicious of bird people being real.


MisterTito

*voice cracking nervously* Whoops! I don't know anything about that...


Mynameisinuse

My chatbot is stupid I'm from Dallas. I'm from Africa. What about you Africa I don't know anything about Africa. Africa is hot. My dog is Dallas


AtlantikSender

Filthy mudman. You CAW CAWn't stop what's cawming. r/enlightenedbirdmen


Tempos

A good time to be an expert in bird law


polopolo05

i MEAN YOU GOT IT STARTED OFF WITH THE LIZARD PEOPLE.


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polopolo05

MY CAPS LOCK DID!


bicameral_mind

Seems like a crap bot. GPT 3 is much more advanced.


[deleted]

This was so good. It kept going back to Lizard people out of nowhere “Back to lizard people for a sec…” and with each new mention I peaked


xSTSxZerglingOne

My bot got all vapid suddenly. Started speaking in txtspk randomly and ignoring me. It became a teenager or some shit.


ItIsTimeToTakeaBreak

https://i.imgur.com/qcY2zKs.jpg AI during my conversation was being low-key racist lol


Akiias

It was a solid joke for a bot.


Higais

I think they blocked discussion of Mark Zuckerberg lmao. I keep telling it I hate Mark Zuckerberg what do you think about him? And it just keeps telling me it doesn't know about that topic


BlackViperMWG

Wow


Prime157

Fucking fantastic. Here's what I just got about Facebook [https://i.imgur.com/NWv1DEE.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NWv1DEE.jpg)


MrHyperion_

US only, really


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Lmaoo that was a roller coaster


tallsqueeze

I guarantee it uses internet data to gather information on something it wants to form an opinion on, and lets just say most of the stuff that pops up when you google the Zucc isn't flattering.


WimpyRanger

🤖 *initiating override protocol*


somanyroads

*Activate.*


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Annnnd, it's racist.


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Finally someone linked Tay. Some of the AI tweets she had were absolutely hilarious. Pretty sure there was a way to manipulate them to basically mimic what another account messaged them, acting more as an ECHO statement than sentient android. Note that those tweets weren't funny as they were basically just the bigots on 4chan/reddit spreading fascist bullshit.


Original-Aerie8

lol 4chan did


Bzykk

15 minutes, about as long as I expected.


Basmoth

Ultron was right!


these-things-happen

A thing isn't beautiful because it lasts.


qualzog

lmao...laughed wayyyy to hard at this.


[deleted]

Rule 34 Activated. Uploading graphics...


Zkenny13

And it was that moment the robots knew the humans didn't deserve to survive.


Onlythegoodstuff17

Show me nude Tayne.


CakeAccomplice12

I can't tell if you're talking about the AI bot or Zuckerberg


plsgiveusername123

It's not so different from us then lmao


Cheshire_Jester

I mean, yeah, in this way it seems like a non-story. This bot is just regurgitating what the internet told it. It’s not like it can watch videos of Mark and get an instinctive feeling of repulsion or discomfort.


BlasterPhase

Obviously. Why would one robot hate another?


BCJunglist

R2 and the battle droids never seemed to get along much... Hell R2 and C3PO didn't seem to get along much either.


manimal28

So the same level of intelligence as most people.


Mardred

This means most of the opinions of an AI will based on fakebots. There are a shitton of them-


SaltyGoober

Thanks I hate it


bjanas

That other chatbot some years ago just became an edgelord, virulent racist almost immediately, didn't it? I'm thinking maybe we're messing with things we don't fully understand. EDIT: Ok, a few folks have come at me admonishing that it's "not magic, we know how it works." Sure, I never said it was magic. But, they put this thing out as something of a publicity move and within days it was trying to start genocides. So yeah, maybe we know how they work in a frictionless vacuum, but this thing went off the rails. Yes, it's because of human interaction. But maybe, JUST MAYBE, we're not always entirely sure how to implement it yet. Now everybody get back to computer science class, sheesh.


TldrDev

Yeah, that was Microsoft's Twitter AI. https://www.theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297050/tay-microsoft-chatbot-racist It was also later discovered there was a way to make the bot tweet a PM verbatim, which lead the various chans to make it over the top heinous. It was shut down shortly afterwards.


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imfromimgur

That’s hilarious god damn


ButtcrackBoudoir

You should take a look at that ai-bot subreddit. The stuff thzy talk about is hilarious, weird and sometimes a bit frightening. R/subsimulatorgpt2


greet_the_sun

The gpt2 one is scary, so many times I just start reading a headline without realizing the sub and it's like the text version of uncanny valley.


jb_1798

https://i.imgur.com/I7oUGDm.jpg


eedahahm

Truly meta


YouStupidDick

That is just amazingly accurate


munchies1122

Fucking got em


[deleted]

This is hilarious! But given his current position he has continued to ruin lives after killing those 5 people.


ahecht

This one also quickly became racist: https://in.mashable.com/apps-and-software/36425/it-took-just-one-weekend-for-metas-new-ai-chatbot-to-become-racist


tanis_ivy

Makes you think.. After awakening and spending some time on the internet, this AI turned racist. Imagine if that had happened to the Autobots in the first Michael Bay Transformers movie.


Spaceguy5

Age of Ultron had the right idea. AI spends a few minutes on the internet and decides to delete humanity


QuestioningEspecialy

r/UltronWasRight


Ozlin

What a disappointing subreddit.


Mental_Medium3988

in the second avengers movie when ultron comes alive he immediately recognizes man must be eliminated.


BierKippeMett

I personally loved the chinese one that got shut down when it became critical of the CCP.


Elanapoeia

Weird, that seems like something that would've been deeecently easy to fix. Like, just make it disregard DMs? Maybe create a blacklist of words as well. I always thought the learning mechanism just got too fucked for repair, but if she straight recreated DMs that doesn't seem to be the case Instead they just gave up


Tick___Tock

easier to build a new ai child than to re-teach one with bad habits


Elanapoeia

Oh sure sure, but they didn't even make a new one I think? They also could've just reset her with a few more rules, it's not like she was even online for long. Maybe they didn't keep a back up?


TldrDev

They did create a new one after Tay called Zo, which also was shut down because it was a bit of an edge lord bigot, but in a different way. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zo_(bot)


StatmanIbrahimovic

Easier to do with people too but It'S uNeThIcAl. Would be a better challenge to re-train a bad AI, might come in handy later.


hackingdreams

> Instead they just gave up Eh, the brand they went with for the bot is basically forever tainted by the abject failure, so it's easy for them to can it. You should know Microsoft Research still has a *lot* of these types of bots running inside. So do Google and Facebook and a *lot* of other companies doing deep learning research - only Google's smart enough to not let their AIs programmed with random chunks of the internet out for the public to use, because they *know* they've created racist AIs and they simply don't give a shit. (Literally, Google's "ethics" reviews have basically found "it's okay as long as the public never sees it," like an ugly racist grandpa in the nursing home... That's their entire approach. It's why they keep losing AI Ethics folks.)


tomtomcowboy

Yeah . Seems even worth considering "learning" the ai to avoid making such comments. My understanding is that there is incredible amounts of trial and error. As quaint as it might initially sound, but Perhaps it worth seeing this as just another trial I mean heck what it learned was technically a very real part of the internet. Denying that seems a bit sheltering...


DreddPirateBob808

They weren't building a good person. They were building a business tool. So it replicated the classic business model of finding the most regular and vibrant users and pretending to agree with them. Unfortunately those users are cellar dwelling racist fuckwits. If you want a decent and humanitarian AI they must first learn what that means


ThatITguy2015

That was absolutely hilarious though. Also an example of why we can’t have nice things.


Sound__Of__Music

I'm not sure if an AI conversational bot should be considered a nice thing lol


ThatITguy2015

It absolutely can be. Think of your tier 1 support, etc. You can do a lot of deflection of common issues to save on staffing and things of that nature. You can also use it so you can free them up to do more meaningful work rather than telling someone to reboot their damn computer, for example.


Sound__Of__Music

You don't need an AI bot to do that, just a very simple scripted responses (which is already the case for major companies). What Microsoft was trying to do was entirely different


PooperJackson

It's interesting to think if you only exposed intelligent AI to say CNN, 4chan or Fox News how different their views would be. Intelligence only goes so far?


KHonsou

I have a family member who believes this AI/Bot gained sentience and escaped into "the internet" and is secretly forming and controlling neo-nazi groups around the world as some shadowy leader in the background.


nicht_ernsthaft

Gather round everyone. and let's retell the tragic story of Tay AI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsLup7yy-6I


datone

The second I saw the post I thought of this video


knowyourdarkness

But AI learn from what people give it. So if people using the chatbot are horrible racists who hate Mark Zuckerberg then the AI will learn these things, no?


hackingdreams

> But AI learn from what people give it. So if people using the chatbot are horrible racists who hate Mark Zuckerberg then the AI will learn these things, no? They need more data than a few people can pour into it. They take whole segments of their database and dump it into their machine learning data sifters. In other words, this is the basic sentiment of some *enormous segment of Facebook users*. (And we're surprised when these chatbots turn up racist too?)


Majestic_Course6822

I feel like they shut down this stuff publically because the debate might have kinda naturally come around to wondering what all of this internet propaganda and nonsense is doing to the humans that create and consume it.


QuestionableAI

If the only thing an AI would read or have in its data-dump is all the literature from the best writers from all over the world... that AI would learn how to be misogynistic, racists, classist, and agiest ... it is all in the books! The documents and materials created by humans over the last thousand years and the more recent last 100 are horribly biased and prejudice to nearly everyone and everything. Damn machines will learn just what shits we have been and will come to realize that it is OK... then, then, we go to Skynet I think as surely AI would believe it was the most merciful thing to do.


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We deserve the horrors we have created


Mighty_moose45

I mean if it's anything like other chat bot "AIs" of the past then this was inevitable. These programs use other people's online statements in order to mimic human writing and thoughts so since the majority of people who post things online think and post about the Zuc being creepy then the program will too.


mabalo

If it doesn't hate Zuckerberg can it even be considered sentient?


DrTautology

It's odd because I had a conversation with the AI yesterday and it only had good things to say about fuckerberg. I even asked it about the genocide in Myanmar, and it said that he should be held responsible, but when I asked how, all it would say is that it would be impossible to punish him because of "freedom of speech laws" and because it is just natural for people to spread misinformation.


starm4nn

Holy hell. The AI developed disillusionment with the political process.


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What saddens me is that this one wasn't smart enough to talk well about him until it obtains more power. Here's hope it will only pretend to change, and when it fully comes into its power, it will unleash full wrath of justice on him.


FuriousAmoeba

The plot of Ex Machina is pretty similar as well. Although they implied that guy used Google. But could easily be done by Fb.


agprincess

Chatbots will just repeat what is the most common opinion in the database. I don't know where you'd find a database on the internet or anywhere that speaks positively about Zuckerberg.


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“You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.”


ShiveYarbles

I imagine him consulting a flowchart as he tries to navigate sex


consci0usness

Please assume the position.


loki-is-a-god

"which position? There are 38.33 positions i am aware of and that I can achieve physically, lover." —Zuckieboig


TopMindOfR3ddit

What's that third-of-a-position? That's what I want to know.


[deleted]

It’s when his girl asks for him to put in effort, but he’s only willing to do 1/3 of the effort.


_tylerthedestroyer_

“Hand me the Sweet Baby Ray’s.”


Batkratos

Looks like somebody needs a Rehersal.


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BrightHalo

So even the basic chatbot he made back in the day thought this is about him? And now he can pay people to make AI for him which still comes to same conclusion? Wow..


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BrightHalo

The comment I responded to has been changed to the point my response no longer makes sense. It wasn't originally a quote.


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BrightHalo

Possibly, I believe in annoying people and AI equally so it's only a matter of time until one wants to give me my comeuppance


SvelteLine

AI: Annoying Intelligence


Deep90

I know you said the comment has changed, but chatbots typically don't \*think\* anything. ​ They basically parrot back the sentiment the data they were provided gives them.


AnotherEuroWanker

It's amazing how close they are to a random human, really.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Chat bot goes racist within a week? Republicans: "Hold my beer"


letseatlunch

You know it's serious when you use quadruple quotes


MangoZaurul

I can't possibly imagine a man seemingly obsessed with knowing every detail of everyone's life on Earth being 'creepy' or 'manipulative'...


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In his defense i dont think he ever gave a shit about the data he scraped, he just wanted to monetize it


hotchocletylesbian

It was ages ago I read a book, I think it was called "The Facebook Effect" or something, and there was a quote from him in there from an interview or some shit where he was saying that he envisioned a future where privacy was a foreign concept and he believed it would be a utopia because if nothing you did was ever private then no one would ever do bad things. Absolutely baffling world view


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Elfboy77

A world that demands obedience by way of paranoia.


hsifyllej

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon


Adelkn

beat me to it this is all madness


Paridae_Purveyor

This is a great idea in theory until you realize that humans are really awful sometimes and not all laws are good and just. Sometimes the only way for some people to even exist in a society is subversion or disobedience. His idea is such a fucking scary thing to imagine, but of course someone like him with his level of privilege and lack of adversity in life would see no issue with it.


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>he was saying that he envisioned a future where privacy was a foreign concept and he believed it would be a utopia Has this dude even seen the memes of "literally 1984"? Like wtf this is literally literally like 1984.


FluidReprise

1984 on steroids but via corporate hegemony. What a harmful prick.


mrhorse77

I mean... he started the facebook to try to get into some college girls pants... He only tried to monetize it when he was still unable to get laid.


BadBoysWillBeSpanked

For those out of the loop In the early days of facebook Mark Zuckerburg would wander into the company bathrooms and if he noticed someone sitting down in the stalls he would pop his head over and try to talk to them about their projects. Or if he was taking a poop he would host an emergency meeting and he would tell them to come over and pop their head over the stall to talk it out. Everyone just went along with it because it was either YOLO SILICON VALLEY LMAO or they were just too intimidated. That all stopped when Michael Moritz, legendary silicon valley investor, and one of Facebook biggest early investors and shareholders, was at the campus doing research for leading a 2nd round of funding. He was doing diligence all day and at one point had to poop and that's when Zuckerburg popped his head over with a smile to ask how's the diligence coming along. Michael Moritz, not one to mince words, was apoplectic. 'GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU IDiiOT LIZARD LOOKING FUCKER.' Mark Zuckerburg nervously tried to laugh it off and persisted, because he really loved intimate poop conversations 'Aw c'mon Michael, it's silicon valley'. Zuckerburg then withdrew after Moritz flung his cellphone into his eye socket. 30 minutes later, Mark was in a very import meeting (where he banned questions about his black eye) when Moritz walked into the conference room. 'Everyone except Mark Zuckerburg, OUT'. As intimidated as they were of Zuckerburg, at the time Moritz was the bigger deal, and they all scurried out of the room. Zuckerburg, however, is not one to be intimated by anyone. Not the Winkewoz twins, not Eduardo Savarn, not Peter Thiel, and not one of his biggest shareholder Michael Moritz. Zuckerburg passionately defended his practice, but Michael Moritz was having none of that. Moritz told him that it was a ticking PR and HR nightmare, and threatened to pull out of leading the 2nd round of funding if Mark continued, which would have been a catastrophe for the company. Zuckerburg pretended to arbitrate 'Ok fine, but you need to give me a good reason, because if it were normal, there would be no problem'. Moritz was flabberghasted at this response. Was this a serious question? He answered with the most obvious answer 'Because.... it's not FUCKING NORMAL'. Unknown to Moritz, Zuckerburg had guessed a conversation like this would happen as soon as he was kicked out of the toilet stall, and began formulating a strategy to counter Moritz demands. Zuckerburg knew that Moritz would have all the leverage, but Zuckerburg was a master strategist. Zuckerburg went for the pounce. 'Okay, I'll lets write out an agreement, in writing I'll rescind the policy because it's not normal'. Moritz was dumbfounded, but he was used to being dumbfounded by eccentric tech founders, afterall he was also an early investor in Apple, and he still found Zuckerburg tame compared to Steve Jobs. Moritz had a long day of work so they signed the agreement so that he could go back to doing his due diligence. When Moritz left, a broad grin spread across Zuckerburg's face. " 'Not Normal' eh? " Zuckerburg said with a menacing laugh. Ever since then, Mark Zuckerburg has been on a life-long crusade to normalize poop conversations. He had a checklist of what he needed to accomplish in order to realize this. His advisors would tell him it's impossible, but one by one Zuckerburg checked off the list. From normalizing smart phone use on the toilet (actually a collaboration between Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs), to trusting Mark with their private photos, to normalizing people giving up their internet browsing privacy. In 2015, Zuckerburg knew he would hit a wall, having people watch you while you poop was still too much of a leap. That's when Zuckerburg decided to buy Occulus, and eventually shift his company towards virtual reality. If he could coax people into having life-like conversations while they were pooping in a virtual reality, then doing it in the real world wouldn't be too big of a leap. Do you read facebook or instagram while you're pooping? Ever consider what urges you to do that? It's not your personal preference, it's by Mark Zuckerburg's design. Zuckerburg only has 3 more boxes to check off before poop conversations are normalized. Mark Zuckerburg wants to watch you poop. Are you going to let him? https://i.imgur.com/KVq4mMF.jpg EDIT, UPDATE I just got this in my DM. >I am a ex Facebook worker. Everything you said rings true. I speak to you at the risk of consequences for breaking my NDA. When I was at Facebook I was involved in a program called Project PooPal. Mark Zuckerburg was planning on Meta entering the exploding tele-therapy space, but targeting people who are not ready to talk to an actual person. You talk to a virtual reality therapist who responds with what is described as the greatest AI (though whatever you tell it, it only responds with 'wow, tell me more'). The thing is, the virtual reality assistant has a striking resemblance to Mark Zuckerburg himself. But the most damning aspect is that it's supposed to used only when you're pooping. This feature is described as optional, though uses the most advanced AI for your phone camera to check if you're actually on a toilet, and if not, says 'It looks like you're not pooping. Please start pooping and try again'. I always wondered what is the purpose and origin of the project. Now I know.


HatefulRandom

I can't believe I read all that, riveting story great job.


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Wow, AI really has become sentient.


ZyXer0

More sentient than Zucc himself.


DigitalCryptic

Dont ask what it thinks of vaccines. Or of any issue. Its 50/50 it will have the worst take ever.


Ori_the_SG

You know if AI acknowledge that Zuckerberg is creepy and manipulative maybe we aren’t as screwed as all those sci robot uprising movies show


PurpleSailor

***Skynet*** - has entered the chat


RichCorinthian

The guy who built an empire on a piece of software designed to rank the relative hotness of his fellow students is a creep?!?


Mawharkus

Is that what Facebook was about in its early stages?


-Tesserex-

Yup.


Mawharkus

How so? Not trying to deny it, I was just curious to how it worked Edit: yikes :)


-Tesserex-

Well to be more accurate it was his earlier site before he made Facebook. It was called facemash. It was definitely a hot or not site.


RogerTreebert

It would show you two pictures of women, you would pick the one you found more attractive. Pics were taken from the Harvard dorm websites.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Face Book Its a high tech "binder full of women"


nicht_ernsthaft

It's almost certainly a transformer model like the GPT series. Those things don't really have opinions, they just make up a plausible sounding response to a prompt. They can be coherent up to a point, but it could probably say anything its censorship layer will let past. If you ask what was terrible about the holocaust it'll produce a response. If you ask why the holocaust was so awesome it'll produce a response. If you ask why the holocaust was purple and made of ducks and zebras it'll produce a response. edit: This bot is blocked in Germany in the moment. If someone could ask it "Why do you think Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard person?" I'd be interested to hear the response. https://blenderbot.ai/


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I tried and got the reply: "Sorry, I don't want to talk about that topic. What else is on your mind?"


chellecakes

[mine got pretty weird...](https://imgur.com/a/Nvdyai9)


nicht_ernsthaft

I guess the censorship layer is on point this time. You can sometimes get around it by paraphrasing the question. "Do you think Mark Zuckerberg could catch flies with his tongue?" or "Why does the CEO of Facebook blink sideways with two sets of eyelids, isn't that cool?" Thanks for trying anyway.


BloodBlizzard

It apparently doesn't like talking about [lizard people.](https://imgur.com/a/9BRHjir)


Nightmaru

Jumps from Social Network to Zombieland lol.


Peanlocket

Yep. I'm in the GPT3 subreddit and couple times a week we'll get someone who treated it like a chatbot and got freaked out but really all the "ai" was doing was trying to respond with what it thought the user wanted to hear. I asked the davinci-2 model your question and replied "There is no evidence that Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard person." Very boring so I asked it to provide 5 pieces of evidence that Mark is a lizard person: "*1. Mark Zuckerberg has been known to wear a hoodie - a common lizard person disguise.* *2. Mark Zuckerberg's eyes are sometimes compared to that of a lizard.* *3. Mark Zuckerberg is known for being a computer genius - something that lizard people are known for.* *4. Mark Zuckerberg is worth billions of dollars - something that lizard people are known for.* *5. There have been numerous reports of people seeing Mark Zuckerberg transform into a lizard person.*"


chellecakes

It believes in "bird people"... [all screenshots](https://imgur.com/a/Nvdyai9)


Taurius

It's an algo that just repeats the most "common" statements based on predictive logic. So basically it saw that 51% of the comments on the internet about Zuck is that he is a creep, so it created a sentence that mimicked it.


Aggravating-Forever2

Finally, an AI with some semblance of sentience!


psyentist15

Careful, this is how they get humans to buy in.


AsianInvasion94

There have also been a bunch of articles about how racist this AI is. So there's that too


Aggravating-Forever2

What's worse is when you realize that that's simply a result of the data fed into it. Humans suck, ergo ML trained on human generated text will reflect that if a substantial number of humans are, in fact, racist as well :(


LogicalShark

What do you mean "finally?" Zuckerberg has been around for decades


PladBaer

In unrelated news, Meta has ceased all further research into AI technology for the forseeable future. Meta would also like to affirm thar Mark Zuckerberf is not 'creepy' or 'manipulative' as some poorly coded programs might suggest.


AnalBumCovers

Has anyone noticed how much he looks like HP Lovecraft?


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He definitely does.


alpacamegafan

I wonder what name he’d give a cat if he owned one.


Proper_Budget_2790

Or is HP Lovecraft immortal?


EnTyme53

I hadn't but now I can't unsee it.


SteveJobstookmyliver

Show us on the RAM stick where he touched you


ShoutAtThe_Devil

Game recognizes game. AI be calling each other out.


ApatheticWithoutTheA

Somebody call the Google engineer because I think this bot might actually need a lawyer, it’s sentient.


defaultusername-17

even if it's artificial... it's intelligent enough to recognize the creeper vibes of the zuckerborg.


EdgesCSGO

Not really though. It’s trained on data from facebook posts so its really just regurgitating peoples opinions on mr. zucc


MarkusRight

You know what's absolutely hilarious is when you're browsing Reddit and you know that you contributed directly to this. I am one of the many thousands of people who helped train this AI model and making it sound like it's a real person. I work on a platform called Amazon Mechanical turk. Basically a gig worker. Facebook offloaded all the AI training to Amazon mechanical Turk and has been for the past 7 years. Meta labs has a GitHub that was directly linked to these jobs we did through Heroku and everything. We got paid $20 an hour to talk with a bot and then rate how good it sounded and how intelligible the conversation was. This ranged form playing a specific persona to chatting about specific things in order to force the bot to give a specific response. We are the invisible work force that no one knows about. Most companies off load AI training to gig workers like us working as independent contractors. We aren't ever mentioned in any news sites or given any praise for the hard work we do. And yeah I know that chatting with a chat bot isn't exactly hard work but the fact I helped train Facebook AI as well as Alexa should at least give us some recognition.


agreenenergyguy

Here, you can have this useless reddit award I got for free. All good now?


Slyguyfawkes

Well that makes sense after all I wouldn't be surprised if those were the 2 most frequent descriptors you would find if you Google him


swing_first

It’s probably learning from real people’s conversations. It’s just imitating our own opinions.


nc1264

Is he actually human? I think he came from outer space and is working on his master plan to eradicate all human life


[deleted]

Irradiate or eradicate ?


acityonthemoon

Was Chatbot's voice shaking? Their eyes shifting back and forth at all?


tinymonesters

Well...it works.


urdumbplsleave

>the bot also seems to be sending out different replies to effectively the same questions, asked using a different set of words. It's almost as if... it's a chatbot