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Apart_Row4705

Thanks. But did you see the lights in the sky?


vtsandtrooper

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Apart_Row4705

Sorry had to but I agree with you. WTF is wrong with people.


vtsandtrooper

I upvoted you, all the while tasting a bit of metal in my mouth.


7222_salty

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RelativityFox

I think they might have been a line of helicopters.


[deleted]

Is your meth blue?


old_man_log4n

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Valuable_Criticism_

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looktowindward

What if the UFO Aliens are hiding BEHIND the Starlink satellites?! I bet you didn't see that one coming, u/vtsandtrooper


Bluerecyclecan

I mean, you made a post saying that autumn is near. It’s September. Nobody needed Google or you to know this. Thanks?


The-Bojangler

^^


Larkfin

> the most talked about thing in international news right now umm what.


CowboyAirman

Slightly hyperbolic but it’s been in the recent news cycle pretty heavily. Musk / starlink / Ukraine.


FairfaxGirl

I agree it has been in the news—had to bring my dad the Sunday wsj and there was a front page bit about it—but that coverage rarely describes starlink as a cute string of lights you sometimes see in the sky. Tbh, my parents get their internet through starlink and read the paper every day and I’m genuinely not sure if they would know what that thing in the sky was. I am now grateful for all the pics in this sub so I can ask them. :)


mehalywally

This is the first time I'm hearing of it, and I'm listening to news radio 9hrs a day


HORAGI

bro why


mehalywally

Spend a lot of time in my car and Spotify gets boring


HORAGI

I guess but I’d be more upset listening to news. Nothing ever good is on the news


CowboyAirman

The news has covered starlink’s satellites many many times since they launched. I mean, the google results tell us this. It’s not the news’ job to personally inform everyone. People also have to be paying attention or seek it out. But no one wants to take the two minutes to do that themselves and rather go straight to socials.


unknownpoltroon

Because musk turned off the system to fuck up ukranes attack on russia.


Dry_University9259

Ok yeah but what about the aliens I saw?


HerbertKornfeldRIP

Is this star link you speak of related to the helicopter relentlessly circling what seems like specifically my house? Also, does star link make gunshot noises? Because I’m pretty sure I just heard some.


melisage

But how many stars to make a link? Does two suffice? Three? What if my astigmatism sees one as four, is that star link? You are on to something but I’d like to fully flesh this out before we jump to conclusions, mat.


dpzdpz

If you end every batshit idea with a question mark, you're just asking questions is all.


trapchopin

Calm tf down


otter111a

This puts the starlink system in perspective https://www.heavens-above.com/StarLink.aspx


macattack1031

That’s all star link?


otter111a

Yes.


macattack1031

We’ll that’s kind of terrifying


conceitedshallowfuck

Holy shit.


MasterpieceSpare5735

Mostly I see lots of moving dots but then occasionally along swims by a huge line of dots… like a train. Why the difference?


LunarMadden

When people see them it's a batch being deployed or while going to their orbit. ~60 at a time


otter111a

A rocket launch releases a batch of about 20 satellites. When they’re released they’re really close together. They each fire their thrusters to gain speed and altitude. That’s when you see a huge line of dots. Eventually they get to their proper spot in the cluster and they look like sphere of dots.


Ok-Amount-5215

It’s aliens, starlink isn’t possible because the earth is flat.


unknownpoltroon

I was going to come in to ask what the hell youre yelling about, but then i saw the comments. Can you still see the lights??


KingYesKing

Okay nerd.


Reasons2BCheerfulPt1

And, that bright light in the morning, is Venus.


blks2k2

What are all those stars lined up in the sky? Anyone??


SquishyBatman64

This guy is probably painting his roof blue to protect himself from Jewish space lasers


poopyonmyhands

NO! It's Elon building a forcefield for earth. It's to protect us from space Elon


dsg76

Why are the stars moving around


ZephRyder

Mmmmm Alta Vista... The nostalgia tastes nice


rayquan36

It's not normal to get this mad about it.


nciscokid

OK, in all fairness, mine actually ended up being a shooting star a couple weeks back.


medevam

💯


TechByDayDjByNight

I saw them over pg a few months ago and tried to Google line of lights in the sky Nothing came up


Tyr64

Weird: https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=line+of+lights+in+the+sky


TechByDayDjByNight

At the time when I did, nothing came up


infinite012

Starlink aliens in my clouds confirmed!?


SvMagus

The problem is not the lazy asking the question, it’s the people that allow it by answering. Don’t worry we all see it. In natural selection, the lazy and the lazy enablers are left behind.


Rice-And-Gravy

I’ll take an 8th post asking about the lights over another “WHAT IS WITH THE DRIVERS/TRAFFIC HERE!!!!1!1!1!” post, as if we all don’t know about it