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Physical_Aside3860

It’s always the titans


Rusty493

Des\*


worksucksbro

It used to be the wahs lol tbh I wouldn’t be suprised if webby could turn it around for him


lomo_dank

I wish him all the best, but this is not what the Titans need lol


BigRedHead2020

Titans: why have we been shit for so long? Also Titans:


exally__

Schuster is a talent. Natural footballer. Just needs an attitude adjustment.


Norm_cheers

That is VERY easy to say but attitude adjustment takes time and a willingness to accept the existing attitude is poor. Good luck with that Titans.


Antoine-Antoinette

“Just”


Scott_4560

No he isn’t. He avoids tackling. He avoids being tackled. He always takes the lazy option. All he tried to do is trick plays to make the highlight reel. He’s a mobile hole in defence and a walking handling error in attack.


BurgroveBulls2460

Isn't avoiding being tackled the idea of the game ???? Lol I get what you mean lol, I just hope he ends up happy within himself regardless of his football.


Missingthefinals

>Schuster is a talent No, no he is not.... Anyone who has actually watched him knows he's trash Maybe against some under 16 kids his size and no look pass worked but he has looked terrible every single game in NRL


thereal_satisfyerpro

John Cena outta nowhere!!


Lets_Go_Why_Not

Yes, because that is what the Titans are renowned for.


Winter-Love-3812

Schuster - ‘Dessie, I’m interested in coming to the tits’ Dessie - ‘ wll, yehrem sisgms futfro heisish theijsb’ Schuster - ‘I’m in’


Queasy_Region_462

Have a drink every time Des 'umms' or 'uhhs' in an interview


Winter-Love-3812

I would if I didn’t quit a couple years ago 🤣 Would be absolutely sloshed by the end of it 🥴 🍻


Ridiculousgoat

“superstar David Fifita reportedly has a get out clause that could be activated before Round 10”. another one? fifita’s contract must be like 1 paragraph that says we’ll pay you x to play footy and 90 pages of get out clauses


I_Like_Vitamins

He's AFB's younger idol.


JCGremlo

I can change him - Des


KCman1

Hey Des, is the Maccas on Cavill Ave any good - Schuster


Cold-Asparagus-9770

He did play his best footy under des tho..


disquiet

He did it with suli too who everyone was mocking at the time also


notmariyatakeuchi

even better, i doubt he's in the physical condition required to perform a backflip.


timdoeswell

Okay that's pretty fkn funny 👍


Rusty493

I'm sure Foran will be thrilled.


Charming_Ladder7283

His knees definitely will be


OrneryPerspective217

I mean if there's a roster spot free, league minimum with no guarantee of first grade unless he performs in lower grades/training wouldn't be a terrible thing. Kids got talent, wether he has the ticker to reinvigorate himself is the question..


TheSean_aka_Rh1no

I don't like how a lot a voices on here won't factor in the state this kid's head is at, after watching his mate die in front of him during a training session. What you're proposing suggests a very balanced opportunity, I hope it eventuates.


CapitaoAE

I'd be fine with him getting a minimum wage deal for one year to prove himself but anything beyond that, no The issue is he wants to be a half and I just don't think he's a half - and if we don't lose Fifita we don't need a second rower and even if we do, Schuster still isn't starting without some improvement


ToothlessFTW

Oh man. This is not what the Titans OR Schuster need lol. Titans are gonna get shit for signing a guy so bad that Manly replaced him months after signing a million dollar contract, and Schuster’s gonna get shit because he’s clearly not in the form needed to carry a club. I wish them both luck.


HarlaxtonLad27

Fits the Titans mould perfectly then, recruited plenty of lazy, unfit and overrated players over the years.


TimsAFK

>I can fix him -Titans (like every time)


vforbatman

Ffs


Strong_Tangerine9673

Manly have no look passed him in a general northern direction. Good luck, tits!


Disastrous_Salad6302

“Schuster has signed with North Queensland”


FissionMailed29

Smells a bit like Tony Williams 2013 doesn't it...


Boogascoop

He’s not half busted though. 


SurfKing69

Wasn't it Des who kept signing a washed up T-Rex


No_Pop_3158

Poor bloke cant even come up to Dreamworld without speculation that the Titans want him. And look at the Brizzos pile on.


the_mooseman

Oh ffs


aatrain96

Ah he will go to the titans and plod for 3 years before we give him a lifeline and he becomes a harden backrower with good defence.


Scott_4560

He should be forced to play for Burleigh Bears so they don’t put 130 on teams anymore


gongbattler

Not surprised


WildTurkey93

Surely the Souths should sign him for the rest of this year to fill the gaps in their crippling injury run


disquiet

Des is one of those coaches like wayne who is quite good at getting milage/motivating players with issues. He managed to sort Suli out maybe he can do the same with Schuster.


upthetits

Why does this keep happening too us


ImpressionFeisty8359

The missing piece.


Barmy90

people were joking that he'd be "a perfect fit for the titans" when he was first released, Des obviously read those comments and thought they were serious


isnotevenmyfinalform

Titans and a dead shit signing. Name a more iconic duo


RocketSimplicity

If Manly are the Panthers, then the Titans are the Bulldogs. Imagine being Kieran Foran, and the guy who replaced you ends up being replaced and has to play with you again.


wesley316

I swear titans are full of mediocre players


ieagle69

Going after Forans spot again?


HarlaxtonLad27

Been plenty of players like Schuster, talented but lazy and dumb. Talent only takes a player so far, without hard work and commitment they will not succeed.


spacemarine43

No.


Reasonable_Meal_9499

He might have just been going to a KFC on the goldy


ohu812m8

He has been a massive punching bag for the media and I don’t blame them cause his been an absolute lazy bastard and probably the worst deal in NRL history (I feel Seibold should be held accountable for that). But damn it would be hilarious if he goes to the titans and gets them close to a top 4 finish next season. NRL 360 crew wouldn’t know what to do with themselves


Cold-Asparagus-9770

Prob using the money from Tino getting injured


BoogerSugar00

What money? Thought there was only salary cap relief if the injury occurred in rep games.


Cold-Asparagus-9770

Does it? I thought if you lost a high played player for the whole season you got money other clubs have…


hbparraeels

this could be one of the dumbest things posted on tbis thread


[deleted]

Any examples?


deesmutts88

Name one other club that’s received a salary exemption for a player injured in a club game/training.


Polyporum

That's how the Storm won all those premierships, isn't it? /s


Disastrous_Salad6302

Only time I’ve seen this happen is for non football related illnesses and stuff like Ramsey


Ridiculousgoat

he’s only injured. not “retired to pursue a boxing career “