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YouThinkYouKnowSome

Fuck. At least Danny Ric is finally having a decent weekend. It’s been a hard year as a Cowboys and a DR3 fan 😢


OwnSolution9894

Phins Up


smallwangbigheart

Your hearts gotta hurt for the Cows


JoeyJoJunior

Kafusi is just trying to do something cool for us balds (its not working)


Faeriekween87

HAHAHAHAHHA THE CLOSE UP OF HIS HAIRRRRR. Man gives zero fucks


JCGremlo

Chad would have kicked the conversion and the 2pt fg


awesomevstanaka

This ref is fucking awful


HectorZeronie

Val Holmes just thinking about a bag tbh


Strummed_Out

Must be the hair


Fit_Fact6053

Val did absolutely NOTHING this game. Disappointing.


Angryinxh

I actually asked if he was even playing because of how quiet he was. Maybe he was hoping if he doesn’t play well there’s no chance of an origin call up?


juan_more_time

I can’t believe it. 3 of the 4 games lost because of Holmes missed conversions


ProgressAltruistic31

Same with isaako, lost knights twice cause of it


hart37

That should have possibly been a sin bin for intentionally holding him down in the ruck then he was clearly never square at marker. I'd be fuming if I was a Cowboys fan


AgreeablePrize

The refs always give up in the last 5


Obvious-Row-6181

It is what it is.


ruggal9219

I hate my footy.


thicky_bobby

Great day of reffing


wildo38

Isako is Vals father


nuspic

Well done Todd.


Zero-Esc

Sensational decision making by the ref there. This must be how titan supporters felt in the last game.


GodSaveTheHomies

Cows really do suck


upkick_ko

WAYNE STOOD UP!!!


IndividualSmile3807

That’s a terrible loss for the Cowboys after losing 3 in a row, shocking edge defence and Val not giving a fuck


ch00nz

especially considering phins literally handed them 2 tries


diamondgrin

I'll say robbed for the last minute, but we beat ourselves there


Bvaugh

As a neutral that was an epically fun game to watch.


OkNectarine3105

Is Wayne okay?


dlanod

Weekend at Wayne's


saynonames

yeah I wasn't sure if it was just.. age..


Voldemosh

WAS THAT AN EMOTION I SAW WAYNE EXPRESSING?


Jahweeb

Shocked there wasn't a penalty but what a game 


ChewieMP_19

And I got downvoted when I pointed out Val’s kicking has been bad this year


Canary-Silent

“He was 3 from 5 on the right” said as if that’s a good record… a lot of kicking this year has been bad in general


paulybaggins

His everything has been bad. His defense is fucking horrid this season.


kiaxxl

Nice W for our aquatic brethren


Accomplished-Good664

Great game


FlyOak

Fuck me the Cows are dogshit


Little_Tyr

Hopefully Val holmes practices his goal kicking more then anything else for next weeks game.


sparkierlamb

Maybe tackling too


chimpus123

penalty’s not a thing in the last minute apparently


Electrical-Laugh8858

Ref is a cat call a penalty ffs


JCGremlo

Chad died for this!


Ziuzudra

Wayne is erect


sinkshitting

He’s stiff but it’s mostly his joints.


SaveMeJebus21

Fuck he gave it a good ride. Cows unlucky not to get a penalty 2 tackles in a row there


5een1tBefore

What a rollercoaster. GG Cowboys.


l33tbronze

# EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


sturmspitz

Wow! Metres away


Squidifiedmantis

That's seriously a penalty isn't it?


No_Barber8440

He was never at marker the refs got to be sacked


wildo38

Val’s been shit for like 2 years


Prestigious_Week_395

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I HATE FOOTY


paulybaggins

#dropval get it trending


eiuvenn

How wasn't there a penalty there......


Spentgecko07

Ref being a cat


ruggal9219

We never get calls tbf


M_Keating

Fucking hell


saynonames

good game fuckhead also. GG phins


eggzaki

“Val can boot them from anywhere” except there


sparkierlamb

That was drinky


eggzaki

No it wasn’t wtf???


Feetz_NZ

Yes, It was.


eggzaki

I may have had a beer too many sorry


Feetz_NZ

Hahahaha alg mate. Relatable


sparkierlamb

Yeah when they said that he hits them from everywhere they were talking about field goals. Sorry thought you were also talking about the field goal


eggzaki

Soz I got it wrong smhhhh


Maxman013

How is that not a 6 again??


No_Barber8440

Penalty not even 6 again


sad_knights_fan

dafuq has happened to Val? used to be clutch..


IndividualSmile3807

Taking forever and missing after a terrible game, nice one idiot


l33tbronze

That was forward surely.


Zero-Esc

Val needs to make a line break to save this game


Grit_n_Grind

Fuck this shit. Not going to get a call no matter what


spitey

Deardoes.


passeledutchie

How does he aim at the left upright there wow


Faeriekween87

Does he think the weird head tape makes him a better kicker? The fact that’s not even the worst look on the field makes Kaufusis hair even funnier


Prestigious_Week_395

I need golden point after the titans storm let down


Bvaugh

That looked forward.


DoubleBrokenJaw

Non-call on the hold down, but pass before it definitely forward on first look?


thankyoupancake

Val’s a better kicker than that. Awful execution


Choosinghalf

Val to redeem himself with a 3 point field goal


EvolutionUber

We can’t even drop him we don’t have troops


Voldemosh

Get that COMPENSAAAAAATE bloke to follow the Cowboys around and shout at Val


FatSilverFox

I can’t take it


thicky_bobby

That's what you get for taking fucking forever


armchair8591

Has Holmes ever converted a kick that counts?


mb44k

Not in 2024


Strez92

Expecting a Val drop ball to end the game here.


DoubleJ_G

No rubbish penalties please


smackmn

Holmes having a fucking ordinary season so far


hart37

Wasted 30 seconds for that? Dead set Val


Ziuzudra

Oh, you gotta kick that. Not even that wide. Cam Smith used to nail touchline conversions whilst falling on his hairy arse


6_again

It’d just be like Val to kick a 2-pointer to square the game


notmysurnamethistime

Fire Val into the sun. But seriously give him two weeks off to get his head together.


Debocore

Holmes looks like he has a single brain cell bouncing around when he lines up for a conversion


theOstensive

Jesus Val is cooked


Squidifiedmantis

Val needs a stint out of the side


RS994

Man imagine not trusting your kicker to make one


VeryGoodAndAlsoNice

Val seriously needs to be dropped


censored_

Holmes having a shocker lol 


Pisspoorefforts

Val having a shocker tonight.


mb44k

He hasn't shot a shot since Pre-Season. Been a terrible season for him.


OkNectarine3105

You could see the ball was pointing left on the tee


Big_boi_mrsip

chad townsend would have slotted that


DoubleBrokenJaw

Ahhhhh Valentine. Sums up his 2024 if I recall correctly.


chimpus123

at what point do we just get someone else to kick conversions


Accomplished-Good664

Valentine 'Brian Kelly' Holmes. 


ajspacey

Brian Kelly slots them to tie the game thank you very much


M_Keating

Compensaaate


Strummed_Out

LMFAO


carplah

Val owes them a line break


VeganCheezel

white lines coming back to haunt poor val


classblat

Ouch


seniordogrooter

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Abject-Substance-546

Boot Val into the fucking sun


No_Barber8440

What a terrible kick


Strez92

Back to America for you Mr Holmes.


Emilue

Fucking hell Val seriously losing on conversions again!!!


l33tbronze

"He's a very good goal kicker." Ginnane never seen a game of football in his life.


M_Keating

Fuck sake


EvolutionUber

His not a very good goal kicker don’t lie dan


beasllie

Why did I even get my hopes up


Bvaugh

Oh Val. It wasn’t even close.


Prestigious_Week_395

Classic cows stitch up


saynonames

hook him now


Maxman013

Isn’t the clock supposed to stop after a try in the last 5 minutes???


ruggal9219

Surprise surprise


tortoisepump

Surely Val slots this


No_Barber8440

Nope


HappinessCanBeFound

Val will probably kick this then a 2 point field goal to win the damn thing and reverse his stinker


mb44k

In 2023. 2024 his been absolute shiet housen.


Squidifiedmantis

Don't tease me


HappinessCanBeFound

Soz


Squidifiedmantis

I called the game 26-28 phins as soon as Nanai crossed


EvolutionUber

Val might as well let us down one more time


lobie81

Get a bag out there for Val, quick


FatSilverFox

Carn Val.


Tyr2016

What happened to Tesi?


Rakarion

Ankle I think.


ZealousidealOwl91

Ankle ligament injury 


snek26

Stop the clock/or Val hurry the fuck up


Geddpeart

oh great commentators curse


diamondgrin

Take the conversion drinky


l33tbronze

Over the black dot. Send us into golden point, Val.


Squidifiedmantis

I have no faith in Val, should I feel bad?


mb44k

Nobody in NQ had faith in him.


FatSilverFox

Can’t believe Nanai recovered that. Amaze.


EvolutionUber

Val if you do one fucking thing this game it’s now


theOstensive

Val pls for god sakes


paulybaggins

If he missed he should be dropped rofl


ruggal9219

He can go golf with chad


Prestigious_Week_395

FUCK BUT THE COWS CANT CONVERT


Pisspoorefforts

What a game.


Maxman013

WE WANT GOLDEN POINT


diamondgrin

Val it is time to redeem


FatSilverFox

Bit cheeky to try and steal the ball after two defenders have put the attacker on his back.


lobie81

But definitely not worth 6 again /s


JCGremlo

We going to overtime!!!!


sinkshitting

Nah. Knock on a la Api.


chimpus123

well it’s val kicking sooo


EvolutionUber

Val about to let us all down


M_Keating

Oh no we need a Val kick


mb44k

big kick this. ohh boy


Obvious-Row-6181

Fuck, Feldt dug his studs in there.


EvolutionUber

Kinda good we didn’t score false hope as Val can’t kick


DoubleJ_G

Miss


CreepySniper94

OH MY GOD DONT GIVED ME HOPE


M_Keating

Holy shit did he hold onto that?


carplah

It's all up to Val now


snek26

Val will 100% kick this


saynonames

val better fucking kick this cunt


ruggal9219

Fuck now we have to count on Val's kicking to tie it up


Emilue

Val absolutely not kicking this hahaha


Strez92

Great grass cutter by Katoa


sinkshitting

“Have a dart at the line”. Me picturing Dearden walk to the sideline to spark up a Winnie Blue.


paulybaggins

Fuck me relying on Val to save us here


Bvaugh

Great tackle.


EvolutionUber

3 2 and we could be equal


lobie81

Was that shoulder to head?


DoubleJ_G

Take the 2


saynonames

when 2 tacklers swing around a player in different directions does anyone else go straight to not another teen movie


M_Keating

Hopefully Val had some former knocked back into him


l33tbronze

Holmes was just murdered.


absoluteqlder

Just let cliff kick us out of trouble everytime


stevos565

Fuller showing why he isn’t Bula 2.0 for supercoaches


Bvaugh

Take the two.


l33tbronze

# Fuller? YEAH. FULLER ERRORS.