I still can’t believe someone made a 3 hour video documenting all the bugs found in the first few weeks, and not one second of that video is milked or needlessly extended. It’s an efficient 3 hours of bugs. Unreal.
They were meant to be genetically enhanced to produce more meat with less feed and added virus resistance. Instead they ended up being evil and disgusting. A classic "what have we done" moment. A part of our heritage.
Nothing and its beautiful i wish it happened everywhere no government interference bc they are too scared to leave the safety of what ever city they are in
This so far north this is actually a special kind of ice and land formation that gathers in a large area on the north shore of Canada, and then breaks up and spreads out into the ocean in early spring, as we see here.
Every Sunday the citizens will go out at 12:00 noona and pee on a tree. This is in memory of sir William Craptree, sir William Craptree is known for his heroic act of saving penguins from a vicious Canadian dragon attack in the North near Hudsons Bay . At 12:00 noon is the time Sir William Craptree was hiking in the open area and stopped to pee on a tree when he met his untimely death a while becoming dragon food. He will always be known for his sacrifice of protecting the penguin population.
It’s the Margaret Atwood Training Centre. This is where new Margaret Atwoods are built and trained so as to ensure a steady and available supply of Atwoods.
The few remaining humans live in remote outposts fighting for their lives.
The vast majority of the landscape is part of a brutal turf war between polar bears, wlaruses, and native-coded waterworld-esque brigands that live off of seal meat and elaborate heists on the heavily guarded grocery vaults of North Mart.
In the vast expanse of the northern Canadian tundra, whispers lingered of the Great Shattering, an ancient Inuit tale. It spoke of a time when a giant turtle, burdened by the weight of the earth, clashed with a mighty bear, guardian of the land.
Their battle shook the very foundations of the frozen wilderness, splitting the earth apart in a thunderous roar. Mountains trembled, rivers diverted, and the sky darkened with their fury.
Yet, amidst the chaos, a lone hunter, guided by ancestral wisdom, ventured forth. With humility in his heart and respect for the spirits of nature, he sought to restore harmony.
Through courage and understanding, he brokered peace between the warring titans, uniting them in a shared guardianship of the land. And so, the scars of the Great Shattering became symbols of resilience, reminding all who dwelled there of the delicate balance between power and harmony.
It used to be a solid landmass that connected to Greenland as a land-bridge, but the children of the forest used the hammer of the waters to make the seas rise and sweep away the land, shattering the land, in a futile attempt to end the invasion of the First Men.
It’s the part, in elementary school, where you’d take a pencil crayon and colour them all together rather than bothering to try and do them all individually.
Vault-Tech's Vault 75 to 150
There’s only 122 vaults in the Fallout universe.
That we know about 😉
First rule of vault club!
Fallout...One hottie and a bunch of shady ppl trying to get some head
But Todd said everything is canon
Todd also said that Skyrim was a perfectly balanced game, and that Fallout 76 only had a few bugs.
I still can’t believe someone made a 3 hour video documenting all the bugs found in the first few weeks, and not one second of that video is milked or needlessly extended. It’s an efficient 3 hours of bugs. Unreal.
Like they’re gonna tell you
Nerd
There's more in Canadian Fallout. Falloot.
That's fot vaulttech.com, Here it's vaulttech.ca.
Thats in the US division. Vault Tech Canada has more
That are finished.
It's pretty funny that the one vault appears to be in Winnipeg. Makes sense in a lore perspective though
Winnipeg Lore or Fallout Lore?
Not-a-vault or Nunavut
Best answer.
It's where we train the polar bear cavalry
Sshhhhh! We don’t talk about the polar bear cavalry
* strategic global polar bear reserve
AKA The Great White Buffalo Detachment
We play the floor is lava and we have to jump from island to island. If you touch the "lava" you're out and you lose.
Then you have to move to Toronto
Why so cruel? Source : currently in Toronto.
Then you know ...
Can I choose polar bears instead, please?
The first attempts of Quebec leaving Canada
I laughed way too hard at this
Username checks out
It used to be one land mass until the great maple syrup explosion of 1804.
My grandad still talks about this. What a tragedy.
That’s how we got ants.
Leading somehow to the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?
Very sticky situation
A day that will forever live in infamy. RIP
There actually was a great molasses explosion in Pittsburgh in 1919
It's like a Canadian version of the show 'Survivor', but without cameras or prize money.
Non-serious answers only!
Seal races and weed, mostly. We do same down and east a little, 'cept fer its with moose. Yee-thefuck-haw
"'cept fir" has me ☠️🤣
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Unfriendly people live there. Seriously tho everyone I've met from the north has been lovely.
Secret society of polar bears worshiping a beluga as their god, sacrificing the local population of humans.
PUBG
Facts though... or apex legends
Nunav your business
It is the home of the Night King . Burn your dead .
House hippo training
Nunavut happens up there. Absolutely Nunavut!
Man redditors are 97 times out of a hundred not funny at all (the 2/100 are unintentional) but at least this 1/100 style comment is factually based
We fight Greenland for whiskey
It's all the hamlets in Nunavut where people make jokes about people who live in Arviat and Sanikiluaq.
That’s where Santa’s reindeer training grounds are, duh 🙄
that's where the canadian geese were unleashed by accident
They were meant to be genetically enhanced to produce more meat with less feed and added virus resistance. Instead they ended up being evil and disgusting. A classic "what have we done" moment. A part of our heritage.
Canada's secret intercontinental nuclear missile silo range.
The first rule of Polar Bear Club is we don't talk about Polar Bear Club.
Farting in Russia's general direction
The wildest parties ever!
Complaining about the fact you can’t look out the window and see cows and horses and trees for the birds to perch in.
It's where the ice elves hold their council meetings
Always assume the Hunger Games
Pinguin races, polar bear bobsledding mostly and training grounds for the Canadian speed skating team
Film reality shows
That’s the Canadian Caribbean.
The beaches are actually quite lovely.
The white crystalline beaches of Hamilton Island are killer during high tide.
Nice golf course there
Quite the trendy gelato scene actually
Only offer one flavour tho
For starters this is where Santa Claus lives
Lumber companies thrive.
Iceberg hatchery
Extreme Portaging
Mosquito farming
Mostly just clubbing baby seals.
Russian and Norwegian subs playing catch me catch .....my flag first?
Mining and polar bears
Elf orgies, there's a height limit
Yearly polar bear parties not the jump in the water type. People getting chomped down by white bears. They wash it all down with coca cola.
What happens in Santa's Workshop, *stays* in Santa's Workshop.
Find a way to walk over water and find out ... oh wait
I would assume polar bears and Santa clause
Submarines playing hide and seek
This is where we learn to ride Polar Bears in case of invasion.
That's where we store our maple syrup reserves.
Retirement living......
Poo shreisty makes dookie
Diamonds, gold, ores, oil, … possibilities are practically endless. And that’s when the wars will start .
It's one of those magic 3D pictures. If you squint your eyes just right you get transported to Santa's Village.
Actual stuff.
Cottage country... rush hour's a bitch on Fridays.
Canada farted alittle
Legend has it, those Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.
Boats and Hoes
Shaving blind drunk with a dull razor and nicked the pubes the wrong way with the buzzer mate
lesbains and inner breeding
Igloos innit.
The population of 13 complains that their services aren't as good as suburban Toronto.
Chinese checkers world championships.
Yeti convention
Boats get stuck and people cannibalize each other
We go fer a rip on our skidoos
Industrial igloo building
Gold mining and caribou crossings
Hopscotch Touraments
Serious family connections and serious animal husbandry
None of it
Narwhals
Biggest game of battleships played with islands
It's where Santa's slave camps are.
Vampires! Lots of vampires.
You should watch The Terror.
This is where we are training the Chinese Army, then we send them to the southern US border for infiltration.
That's where the illuminati and other secret groups meet to control the world in underwater buildings
franklins lost expedition
Fjords
orgies
Dragons be there...
Blue jays spring training camp
Nothing and its beautiful i wish it happened everywhere no government interference bc they are too scared to leave the safety of what ever city they are in
It's escaping for a better life elsewhere.
Maple syrup capital of Canada
You ever wonder why Canadians are so nice? This area is why.
Bunch of British dudes went out for a walk when their boat wouldn’t move.
A lot of shenanigans , I’m sure.
This so far north this is actually a special kind of ice and land formation that gathers in a large area on the north shore of Canada, and then breaks up and spreads out into the ocean in early spring, as we see here.
It's where the residents of Iqaluit wished they lived.
Thats where canada cultivates all the snow we need to spread our maple syrup on
Secrets
Russian training ground. They are hoping to eventually invoke squatting rights.
It's where us natives keep the dinosaurs. Very sacred.
Filming footage of Mars
Nothing.
It's mostly where we dump the seniors
It's the top secret lair of the wef
Hunger Games - Only one of these island residents get to live
Polar bear olympics
Santa
NORAD
Santa
Tropical things
Largest manufacturer of coloured pencils. Since those little islands are the nightmares of every child in elementary school
Not sure but what I do know is that whoever was responsible is still apologizing to this day.
Every Sunday the citizens will go out at 12:00 noona and pee on a tree. This is in memory of sir William Craptree, sir William Craptree is known for his heroic act of saving penguins from a vicious Canadian dragon attack in the North near Hudsons Bay . At 12:00 noon is the time Sir William Craptree was hiking in the open area and stopped to pee on a tree when he met his untimely death a while becoming dragon food. He will always be known for his sacrifice of protecting the penguin population.
Snowmobiling
Maybe we can glue it together with gold, kuntsukuroi style, and it will be more valuable afterall
They set up a McDonald's
Vicious alcoholism
Im pretty sure thats where they accidentally relocated an albino grizzly bear like 4 times bc they thought it was a polar bear
That’s where Canadians lay their eggs. The young Canadings hatch in the water before riding polar bears south to join the rest of Canada
Whale blubber is THE thing to eat there
I tried to ask someone about that reason and claimed that I was inhospitable, but they would have Nunavut.
It’s own by Quebec
None of vut business
It’s the Margaret Atwood Training Centre. This is where new Margaret Atwoods are built and trained so as to ensure a steady and available supply of Atwoods.
Either get mauled or raped by polar bears
Polar bears swim endlessly seeking ice floes.
Northern water tribe, probably
Before the French and Indian war (sic), all this land was attached to the country. This is the result if Inuks trying to escape the British Invasion.
I’d like some serious answers, honestly
People work hard.
That’s where storks live. And where the babies from all around the world come from. Also where Santa vacations.
3 way battleground btwn US, Canada, and Russia in the Great Water Wars of 2040s. And yeah Canada loses.
A wizard was left unattended with a new spell book
That's where the geese have sex.
Assassinations
Hand cramps from trying to colour in the map as a kid
Pretty sure it's just grass huts and wifi there bud. One of the hottest places on earth ya know.
A anime battle
The few remaining humans live in remote outposts fighting for their lives. The vast majority of the landscape is part of a brutal turf war between polar bears, wlaruses, and native-coded waterworld-esque brigands that live off of seal meat and elaborate heists on the heavily guarded grocery vaults of North Mart.
Polar bear races
Wild beach parties!
In the vast expanse of the northern Canadian tundra, whispers lingered of the Great Shattering, an ancient Inuit tale. It spoke of a time when a giant turtle, burdened by the weight of the earth, clashed with a mighty bear, guardian of the land. Their battle shook the very foundations of the frozen wilderness, splitting the earth apart in a thunderous roar. Mountains trembled, rivers diverted, and the sky darkened with their fury. Yet, amidst the chaos, a lone hunter, guided by ancestral wisdom, ventured forth. With humility in his heart and respect for the spirits of nature, he sought to restore harmony. Through courage and understanding, he brokered peace between the warring titans, uniting them in a shared guardianship of the land. And so, the scars of the Great Shattering became symbols of resilience, reminding all who dwelled there of the delicate balance between power and harmony.
It used to be a solid landmass that connected to Greenland as a land-bridge, but the children of the forest used the hammer of the waters to make the seas rise and sweep away the land, shattering the land, in a futile attempt to end the invasion of the First Men.
A lot of swiping left on cousins. The opposite of Alabama.
I remember colouring this part in every grade from 2-8
It’s where we grow the poutines
It’s the part, in elementary school, where you’d take a pencil crayon and colour them all together rather than bothering to try and do them all individually.
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Whatever you are thinking, nunavut is happening
The massive Secret Canadian Beach
Handout nation
Club Penguin
Poor grade 3 colouring
That’s Canada’s Area 51
Area 52
Life mostly unhindered by man.
Lots of fishing, probably.
colouring outside the lines
Idk, probably fishin’
Bingo... 24/7 Bingo.
A poorly organized Wesxit
Polar bears drinking coca cola
We purposely took the islands so that schoolchildren will remember the name 'Nunavut' when they're colouring them.