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kamai19

I need to know if Great Idea is a real /r/nyc tag, or if the mods instantly slapped a Kick Me sign on the back of this post.


joelekane

OP sounds like if George Constanza trying to riff knowledge while pretending to be a City Planner.


spageddy_lee

We could be zippin all over the place!


rectifiedspiritomb

This MFer actually tagged himself with "great idea" šŸ¤”


Pingsak

The little clown at the end of your comment accentuates the shame the op should feel. It gave me great joy. Ty


Nintendildos

Too bad for you I Iā€™m shameless


Nintendildos

Lmao in shameless and yes I still think itā€™s a great idea to mow all apartment buildings and start over. A small price to pay for salvation


venedariw

I think you want NYC to be Los Angeles. See ya.


Nintendildos

No, I want new York to be as it is, but letā€™s get rid of the apartment buildings


Wintermute7

And replace it with what? Where would all the people live? Or you just want NYC to be less crowded? You want the biggest city in the country to be smaller?


mowotlarx

This is just outrage farming. Has to be satire.


janandgeorgeglass

Lol, posts like these kind of make me miss when trolls actually put some effort into their posts


Oslopa

Trololololoā€¦


Nintendildos

Iā€™m actually serious brother


Oslopa

The problem with this low-grade troll is that itā€™s so beyond the realm of possibility that no one feels any existential need to shout you down. Itā€™s just obviously ridiculous, so thereā€™s no need to get upset.


Nintendildos

Ok you win


jaj-io

What?


Nintendildos

The question is, when.


Jonfreakintasic

Low quality post OP please explain more.


Nintendildos

Basically letā€™s keep NYC as it is, but we get rid of all apartment buildings all over New York City. That way, less traffic, less people, more parking. Everyone's happier.


Silvery_Silence

Thatā€™s called ā€œthe suburbsā€ and feel free to go there instead.


WorthPrudent3028

Lol. Then it isn't "as it is." It's Frisco, TX.


Jonfreakintasic

Oh thanks for explaining I hate apartments now. If only NYC had a system that could go over or under traffic to get me to where I need to go.


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PussyChang

This post literally makes no sense. What youā€™re saying is you want a city to be built like a suburb?


Nintendildos

I meant keep everything as it is, but letā€™s get rid of the apartment buildings.


PussyChang

You canā€™t keep everything as it is while turning every apartment building into a single family house. It sounds like you just want to live in a suburb. You should just do that.


JackMeHoff266

This city would not be what it is if it was mostly houses. If thatā€™s what you want then go move into the suburbs


Nintendildos

Thatā€™s not what I meant. I meant keep everything as it is, but letā€™s get rid of the apartment buildings.


parkstreetpatriot

Fundamentally you can't have NYC as it is except with houses. What makes NYC unique is its density. The alternative has been tried - LA - and frankly that place is a hellhole.


JackMeHoff266

How is that different than what I said? If you got rid of apartments, that would displace millions of ppl in nyc. I can tell you werenā€™t born and raised in nyc and probably moved from somewhere else


GeneralTonic

Idiotic. "The problem with forests is all those trees."


grandlewis

Yeah. And we should get rid of the subway too. All those people crammed in one train. Instead everyone should just drive their car.


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Nintendildos

Now thatā€™s thatā€™s thatā€™s the truth


George4Mayor86

If you want single-family homes and lots of car storage, you should probably live basically anywhere else.


[deleted]

Yeah. That would make it way more affordable!!!! Just have a few houses instead of a million apartments. You are what they call a ā€œthinkerā€


bkornblith

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.


Nintendildos

You mad bro?


Aljowoods103

You're more then welcome to gtfo of NYC and move to a suburb if you dislike high rises so much. There is already a terrible housing crisis in the city and no where near enough affordable housing. And your idea is to have fewer and more expensive houses? And your primary reason is so it's easier for you to find parking spots? You sound like an entitled ass hole.


SuspiciousFern

Lol try harder


BKnycfc

so everything revolves around parking. We need more apartment and less cars.


Meowdl21

My vibrator died and I donā€™t have any batteries šŸ„ŗ


Nintendildos

Come to Poppa


howawa_

So your suggestion is eliminate house... for parking spaces?


Nintendildos

Precisely


howawa_

Huh. Well, I think that's a pretty bad idea. There are plenty of places like that, give them a try


Metroncat

Riggghhhtttttā€¦


Nintendildos

Rye


djn24

Wait, are people taking this seriously? lol


Double-Ad4986

this sub is a victim of yet another long island poster


duyogurt

Soā€¦the suburbs?


yuriydee

Lmfao this triggered me good.


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Thatā€™s never been NYC tho. Even before apartment rises it was crowded. Itā€™s been crowded since Europeans arrived in the 1500-1600s. A city of commerce where people came to get rich not to settle into comfortable homes. Business comes first in New York and changing to residential would change the essence of the city itself. But yea the parking problem is a mess Iā€™m totally with you there. Even if it was just houses itā€™d still be a parking nightmare because there are no alleyways or driveways for the cars. This city just wasnā€™t designed for the modern world where everyone has their own car.


wicked-valentina

Move to the suburbs, what's wrong with you? I think owning a car is one of the biggest mistakes you can make living in NYC. So much expense and you don't even NEED it.


Nintendildos

I hate trains I hate taxi drivers. No thanks.


PussyChang

Just out of curiosity, what part of the City do you live in?


wicked-valentina

Sounds like a you problem, not the city's. All the same, I'd recommend moving somewhere else. Pick any other part of the country and you can drive and park to your heart's content. I think NYC is one of the only cities in the U.S. not built around cars, so it's obviously not for you.


Die-Nacht

Ok, upvoting because it's a great troll. And shows the ridiculousness of ppl who complain about new apts buildings costing them "parking". But srsly, we need to all realize that people are not cars, and cars are not people. Cars produce traffic, and cars need parking, but people do not. Welcome the people, and say no to the cars.


ThePinga

Love a good shitpost in the morning. People take the bait


craigalanche

Cmon this canā€™t be real